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Blaha Exposed

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You thought Jason was crazy before? Buckle up buckaroos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKH_orEFf9I

It appears Jason Blaha is not only delusional in the fitness industry but has been chased out of the conspiracy theory board he used to moderate for being a shit stirrer and liar as well. Even people who entertain the craziest conspiracy theories felt he was full of shit and lying about his special ops past.

And earlier, his wife outed him as having lied about being a special ops assassin. He was instead playing WoW 10 hours a day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47vSqEO4wc

Instead of denying the details revealed about him by his ex-wife Jason simply chastised her for "responding to trolls" and having an illegitimate child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn94i2ES0yc

He has accused everyone involved in uncovering these truths about him as being paid off by the pharmaceutical companies because he is a "public figure" with a "growing presence" who is "threatening the industry by telling the truth".

How will he respond to these newest revelations concerning his past as "darketernal", someone who lied about not only being a secret assassin but being an illuminati reptillian hybrid sex slave and breeding stud who benches 500 lbs. for reps at 3% bodyfat?

Stay tuned.
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This only makes me want to watch him more lol.
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Gay. Even for /fit/ standards.
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>>36675594

>Instead of denying the details revealed about him by his ex-wife Jason simply chastised her for "responding to trolls" and having an illegitimate child.

So, literally cuck?
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>>36675594
As mentioned on the fitmisc blahautism thread, /fit/ had a couple members who were the first to release this info on Jason and tip off his darketernal history of posts.

Congrats /fit/ for being the vanguard on information that will undo blaha once and for all.
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>>36675666
> /fit/ had a couple members who were the first to release this info on Jason and tip off his darketernal history of posts.

Proof here.
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>>36675732
>I used to wonder when this would be found out and eventually saw someone on /fit/ mention it, which is a greenlight to me to say what I know. He had it coming.
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>>36676115
Jeez is he delusional
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>Blaha is literally a cuck

Can't make this shit up
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Jason is currently panicking and preparing alibis for himself which amount to "people are pretending to be me".

He will claim that darketernal wasn't him but someone pretending to be him, because "people have been pretending to be me for the past 10 years".

His activity as darketernal was back in 2009 so he's going to claim that someone made over 5,000 posts, became a moderator, spoke with members over microphones all as "Jason" and even hooked up and married someone from the board. In other words he's going to deny that the person name Jason who posted as darketernal and married his ex-wife was him. Good luck with that, Jason.
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>>36676856
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>>36677002

>likes his own post

jason has no class
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>>36675594
I can't tell what's more autistic, Blaha or the person constantly making all these new exposed videos.

Blaha is literally an autistic fat nobody, why would you waste this much time on him?
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>>36677133
>no fun allowed
Protip: you're the most autistic.
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>>36675594
Mark pls
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>>36677148
I never said no fun allowed, hell I watch jason the scam autist for ments all the time, it's just silly though someone spending that much time dedicated to making youtube videos to expose a fat nobody
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>>36677160
Jason pls
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>>36675594
>having lied about being a special ops assassin.

is this supposed to be a surprise
i only ever really skimmed these threads, i didnt think it was possible for any one to take anything this guy says seriously
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>>36677160
Brittany please stop defending you boyfriend
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>>36675594

Hmm... why does the ex-wife still have Blaha on her name?
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>>36676115
>175 cm
this sad sack of shit is a manlet too?
the ride never ends
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>>36677168
>>36677183
I literally called him a fat nobody familia
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>>36677133
>>36677160
>>36677180
Fuck outta here.
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>>36677189
Because her maiden name was "Spitz" or something shitty. Happens all the time.

If it weren't her Jason would have said so. He knows it's her and she dished out the goods on him.
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yup sounds like blaha

doesn't matter, it's okay, I don't think people actually took him seriously either.
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>>36677189
>>36677227
Her maiden name was Primus & her family had problems with the law in the Houston area. So it was easier to go unrecognized.
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The only way he can save his youtube career is by owning up and poking fun at himself, like the Amazing Atheist did after photos of him sticking a banana up his arsehole surfaced.
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>>36677273
>people actually know this info
Spooky.

>>36677325
Only time will tell. Now we wait and see. I think it's more likely he will continue damage control by deleting comments on his videos and banning people and try to pretend darketernal gate isn't even happening.

But it is. It's going to have everyone in the youtube fitness community that even knows Blaha exists talking.
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>>36677273
>Her maiden name was Primus
jason was a bodybuilder
he trained so goddamn hard
he never did win no competition
cuz he mainlined a bucket of lard
jason was a bodybuilder
he'd say "im a lot bigger than i am strong"
with a cocked glock and an m16
he'd execute norton just for fun
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>>36677579
Not bad... not bad
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Can anyone explain the fascination with Blaha? The dude clearly has mental issues, it just feels like middle school where bullies would pick on the retarded kids for some reason.

We know he's retarded, I'm sure even he knows he's retarded. He's not hurting anyone, why are you attacking him? Is it just jealousy over his semi-popular youtube channel? I'm sure he's not making that much money, his videos get like 10k views on a good day.

It's kinda funny to read at first and be like "wow, that is some special kind of retardation" but to go and harass his family/ex-wives, make ridiculously autismal videos attacking him, disliking all his videos as soon as they come up... Some of you have issues, man.
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>>36677579
le upboats good sir

>tips
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>>36677597
how did a retarded guy get so many guns, and why is he always threatening people? seems like a recipe for disaster
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>>36677597
This is Jason Blaha, not Jason Genova
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>>36677579
Me and Todd Hooth....
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>>36677597
>Can anyone explain the fascination with Blaha?
Classic trainwreck scenario. Don't be a faggot, Jason deserves everything that's happening to him.
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>>36677597
He pretends to be outing the world as frauds...yet he himself is the biggest fraud of all... scams all the neets, niaves & noobs to believing all his lies
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>>36677614
Texas is how.
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>>36677579
>too many blahas with guns in their hands
>too many blahas in foreign lands
>are dressed up with beards of green and placed in the smith machine
>too many blahas are actually really short
>too many blahas are too scared to go to court
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This won't be the end of Blaha because he can just ignore it and pretend it's not happening.

Boogie2988 was found out to have been a psychotic shitposter of the highest order from deviantArt and still has millions of youtube viewers on a regular basis and makes all kinds of money.

You can literally get away with murder on the internet. There are just too many people to make them all aware of something a person did in the past. Enjoy these ments while they last because I have a feeling it won't last long.

Jason Genova jerked his dick off on camera just yesterday it feels like, and already everyone has stopped talking about it. For Genova that means it may as well have never happened.
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>>36677706
10/10

Chorus is stuck in my head now.
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>>36676856
>5'9"
Is he really that short?
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>>36677664

His rise to fame was the shit storm he started with Layne Norton years ago. Layne was retarded enough to take his bait and sued him over youtube videos. This propelled Jason into the spotlight in the youtube fitness community.

Notice how 99% of his content is just calling out other youtubers. He barely gets a 10% view count to subscribers rate for his "informative" videos.

He made at least a dozen videos about Jeff on his old channel, but Jeff never took the bait.

Only the most retarded people will fall for that in the first place, such lobliner, Ohearn, Norton, etc.

It's essentially the same thing Virgin Gains did. All you have to do is get the drama ball rolling and you have an instant following
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>>36677744
He's 5'8".
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>>36676856
>>36677772

5'8 or 5'9 on the internet translates to 5'6-5'7

Always subtract at least 2 inches from whatever a manlet tells you.

4 if you're Jeff Seid
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>>36677579
>>36677706
holy fucking shit can this keep going please
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>>36675666
Satanic Trips
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im new to the youtube fitness community and drama, the only one i've been following so far is the piss lord

this guy Blaha, what the fuck is his deal? he has a solid mass base, why in holy fuck doesn't he just cut and get it over with? christ if he lost like 20-30lbs he would look good
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>>36677922
Blaha is the best ments supplement next to Genova.

>why in holy fuck doesn't he just cut and get it over with?
Because even when he was on gear and as cut as he could possibly get he looked like shit. He just doesn't have what it takes to be a bodybuilder even though he's spent most of his adult life telling everyone he was a "former pro". So he decided to become yet another mediocre "powerlifter" doling out cookie cutter advice and making clickbait youtube videos.
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>>36677970
Blaha actually hates bodybuilders now. He's sour grapes on the whole subject. Yet he still insists on those bicep shots and bragging about how big his biceps are. He's such a joke.
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>>36677206
Yes and it isn't fooling us darketernal.
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>>36677922
>>36677970
>>36678071
Someone on fitmisc made a solid point about how Blaha only deadlifts now because it's his only decent lift and he can't stop.

He can't bring himself to do anything but deadlift and he can't bring himself to cut. He's stunted. The DL is his egolift and he can't do anything else.
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>>36678195

His deadlift form looks like shit too
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>>36677718
I need sauce on that boogie2988 thing haha
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>>36678324
I can still hardly believe it's true but everyone who was around when he got found out swears it is. Just goes to show how easily time can bury things.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AvantGardePony
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>>36675594
It's really him.

"A bit of background on myself. I’m currently 32 years old, and am disabled with fairly severe bi-lateral Meneire’s Disease. In my past I dual majored in college and one of my areas of study was nutritional science. I’ve done part time personal training, studied martial arts very extensively growing up, and was a competitive bodybuilder for 5 years. ... Previous statistics: At 5’9” (175 cm) I’ve reached an off-season bodyweight of 265 lbs (120 KG), I’ve dialed in at 197 lbs at my highest for a contest at 3.5% bodyfat and “dry” (lose 15 lbs of water weight in the last week to bring out definition). My raw performance PR’s are benchpress 505 lbs (230 kg) x 2, deadlift 615 lbs (280 KG), squat 585 lbs (266 KG) x 3… leg press (rofl why do people measure this and tell me about it?) 2400 lbs (1091 KG) knees to chest x 20, 3 miles (5 kilometers) in 18 minutes. "

https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=64809

http://people.tribe.net/darketernal/photos
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>>36678512
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>>36678512
This motherfucker is claiming he was 265 lbs. "off-season" at 5'9".
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how could anyone believe this nerd in the first place
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Is ICF 5x5 still a legit program
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>>36678512
>2400lbs leg press
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>>36678512

>3 miles in 18 minutes
>Those stats and body weight

This fucking guy
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Why is this such a big revalation?

The guy's been around for years, no one actually ever tool him seriously until a bunch of summerfags started pushing him as somehow being legit despite looking like shit

Jason is an autist, nothing new
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who is more alpha

>Genova
>Blaha
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>>36679335
Genova

Blaha would never have the balls to go on a bodybuilding stage while looking like utter shit (and when Genova did the Ruby classic he look 100x better than blahino)
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>>36679189
20 reps breh. Knees to chest.
>he really said this

>>36679279
What you don't think this is the physique of a speed demon? >>36677671
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>>36679098
Yes, it worked before everyone knew blaha was a fat autistic liar. So it should still work now.
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>>36679316
we already knew he was autistic. this shit goes way beyond autism

he said he was bred by alien reptiles for fuck sake
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>>36679335
Blaha says unironically on camera in a fake casual tone of voice
>I'm usually the alpha male
which automatically puts him beneath Genova who wouldn't talk like that unless he was joking.

Genova is delusional but in a retarded innocent way. Blaha is delusional in a truly pathetic, broken man who must lie to himself and everyone in his life and takes himself seriously while doing it way.

Genova lies about his bodyfat percentage.

Blaha lies about being Jason Bourne when he can't even handle a tussle with his wasted drunk friend at a bar without getting a blackeye and lies about being an olympic level athlete when he looks like pic related. He's lied about being an Illuminati secret assassin from royal bloodlines with psychic powers and did it with a straight face for years on end.
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Blaha's buddy Jerry is now aware of the ments.
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>>36679527
>>36679389
Genova actually looks the best out of the crew 2bh, surprisingly
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>>36679880
Lenny actually is pretty huge unlike the other potatoes in that photo.
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>>36680120
sure he's huge but he only looks good from the back, from the front the game is over

how the fuck does that even happen? how did he let shit get to that point?
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>>36680149
I guess shitty insertions and abuse of synthetic substances to get a gut like that. I think Lenny definitely differs from the potatoes in the photo though because he plays the cards he is dealt and actually has huge muscles (despite them looking unaesthetic). Blahaha and Janoy will have you believe they are huge
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>>36680149

The "GH" but is what happens when you abuse multiple substances for a long period of time.

Insulin alone doesn't do it, GH alone doesn't, test alone doesn't, but the combination of those three and possibly other compounds do it
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:)
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>>36677133
Have you heard of ParkourDude91?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbu4wVBvdck

Video tangentially related. I just like dope raps
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>>36680418
:^)
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>>36681674
fucking kike
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>>36681715
:^o
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