FAT PEOPLE HATE GENERAL - revolutionary new workout of running

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Oh look it's going to be another thread full of horrible nasty body shamers who are all closet misogynists.

You are contributing to eating disorders and UNREALISTIC body expectations in young women

Pic related is me, say any of this shit to a woman around my presence and you're getting knocked out. I am a defender of the oppressed and not afraid to admit it

>>36674343
Yeah gr8 b8 m8

Glad we got the bait post out of the way early. Now on with the thread...

>>36673286
I assume seconds after this picture was taken the bands snapped.

Also,I see this shit alot with fatties saying "I can do all the same yoga moves" but it's all band assisted or half the fucking range of motion.

The fucking delusion of it all.

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I'll post a few pics from prior thread I've picked up. I'm mobile, so gimme a little.

>>36674343
ur bretty big m8, wuts ur rootine?

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Always a favorite.

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>>36674402
It's not bait you little fuckboy prick, here;s another pic of me

Day 1 - arms
Day 2 - rest
Day 3 - chest arms
Day 4 - rest
Day 5 - back arms
Day 6 - rest
Day 7 - abs and calves

>>36674449
Go back to /x/ faggot shadow man and take your lanklet black eyed kids with you

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Last one as my wage slave break is almost done.

>>36674441
This >>36674460

>>36674343
So technically you're a cow farmer?

>>36674447
You're missing the only panels that matter. When doc shuts blondie down.

>>36674449
That explains a lot more. I hadn't noticed you are, indeed, a faggot.

>>36674343
>thinking people here would have the balls to say anything they say on the internet to women
>thinking people here would have the balls to say anything to women

I think you are literally retarded.

>>36674447
lol plz post more

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>>36674642
But.... But thats the best part.

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>>36674471
I made a thing

>>36674458
Now to be fair, that's from The Oatmeal, and it's meant to actually motivate you, which I think it does.

>>36674689
BEST POST
I've seen that before, had me rolling.

>>36674642

That's the fucking problem. Why should a normal person get bashed for saying something a fat person NEEDS to hear? For saying something everyone knows in their right mind is true?

I swear America is so fucking soft with fucking everything nowadays. It's like the counter-culture has been completely reversed and the people that are actually making a positive change in their lives, not falling for the 420blazeitginandjuicealldayerryday meme, are the ones being outcasted.

>>36674705
>being a junkie
>destroying your health and ruining the one body you get to own on this earth
>becoming a living legend and role model
>practicing running, a trait that humans excell at, it's literally in our nature to be distance runners.

The first 2 are definitely worse than the last 2

>>36674792
>That's the fucking problem, everyone is a pussy!
>Still too much of a pussy to do anything about it

haha, why don't you just not give a fuck? I don't give a shit there are fat people on this earth.

>>36674460
no cardio days?

>>36674856
addictions aren't always a bad thing

>>36674705

THANK YOU RUNNING SKELETON

>>36674976
Yes they are, that's the fucking definition of addiction.

Addiction and dedication are not the same thing.

>>36675062
Are you retarded?
Literally look in a dictionary.

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>>36675197
Merriam Webster Full Definition of addiction:
Full Definition of addiction
1
: the quality or state of being addicted <addiction to reading>
2
: compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance (as heroin, nicotine, or alcohol) characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal; broadly : persistent compulsive use of a substance known by the user to be harmful

>>36675276
Kek at gif
But also, I'm confused. You read 1 right? The entire idea is that both definitions are valid. Did you mean to reply to the other guy?

>>36675276
stop being an autist. the word has a connotative and denotative meaning

>>36675318
>Addiction is a medical condition that is characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli, despite adverse consequences.
not that guy, but is lifting and running cause significant "adverse consequences", do you think?

>>36675426
>>36675276
>>36675276
Friendly reminder anyone who argues semantics on the internet should kill themselves

>>36675062
By who's definition of addiction?
Merriam Webster: "an unusually great interest in something or a need to do or have something"

>>36675404
You can't say something is "the fucking definition of addiction" And act like the previous poster is wrong when, by definition, they're not

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>>36674449
Not bait..
Actually wears a fedora..

Come on man, too easy

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>2 months ago
>visiting extended family
>1 boy cousin, his younger girl sister, my aunt, and grandma
>boy is 14 year old ginger, total weeb, never leaves the house because his parents won't let him
>I've been working out with him on the down low, he understands literally everything and makes me proud
>girl is 9 year old blonde hair blue eyes, face as cute as a button
>she also weighs 150 pounds
>can't imagine her growing up to be exactly like her mother (dying of obesity-related complications)
>want so bad to help her to become a pretty woman, but I know it's futile, she's already batshit insane and shows only signs of it becoming worse
When were you when you lost hope in a fattie?

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>>36674343
new pasta?

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>>36675761
>already batshit insane
>9 years old

Anon, I think you may have some time to fix that mess, 9 is still fairly impressionable.

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>>36675849
You may not quite understand the situation
Her (step)mother is so fucked it's hard to believe she was allowed to live outside of the psychiatric ward
She says things a child would never say, blaming people for things that she did, has the makings of a compulsive liar, shows signs of being bipolar, and so many more.
And the kicker? She tells everyone she loves me and I love her, and how we're going to marry one day. At least we're not blood-related

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Not quite related to the thread topic but I just wanna thank ya'll for helping me lose my first 33lbs (15kg), im halfway there now!

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>>36675916
Jesus fucking christ. Godspeed anon

>>36675938
Down to 175 from 270.
Fuled by nothing but willpower and the occasional romp through a FPH thread when I'm craving da sugar. On the bulk now to start actually looking good. Making in part due to FPH threads. Shit's good

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>>36675972
That's funny, i started at exactly 270 aswell (down to 237 now),

Do you have alot of loose skin? also length?

>>36674427
what the fuck

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>>36675971
I just realized fatty couldn't even fit into that black dress, she's just holding it in front of her.

>>36674427
Link to article?

>>36675843
Classic UofW. So ashamed of my fatass city

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>>36676024
It's because that dress couldn't make it through boob town, anon. Why are you being such a shitlord?

>>36676054
That's actually incredibly sad if you think about it. Her parents raised her to be fat, she never got a chance. No wonder she believes in fat acceptance, it was all she knew as a child.

>>36676145
Stop it man, this isn't a feels thread :(

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>>36675367

>I'd look dead under 200 and I'm 5'5"

>>36675994
6ft No loose skin, arm's a bit flabby around the triceps but I figure when I actually get some muscle it'll fill back out. Keep on rockin it. Protip, shit's about to get hard. Still have a few pounds to go (too much fat around stomach) and it's fucking hard to loose. Used to have cheat days on the weekend and only diet during the week so I stalled for 3 months around 210. One day mate, you're going to look like what you want in the mirror, but rough waters ahead. Sail on.

>>36676186
Sorry, but it's true :( a lot of parents are fucking up their children's futures and chances in life just by fattening them up. Let me rephrase that. A lot of parents fuck up their children's futures and chances in life. Fuck parents.

>>36676024
Holy kek, I had never even noticed that.

>>36675971
>OMG LIKE THESE CLOTHES MADE FOR A HUMAN BEING A QUARTER OF MY UNNATURALLY LARGE SIZE DONT FIT ME! LIKE WHAT?? OMG THIS IS FAT SHAMING AT ITS FINEST PREAAACH

can i just be put under ice and resuscitated when the government finally drags these lards out of their houses and executes them in the streets

>>36674460
Literally every day is arm day lmao

>>36676256
Someone post the tumblr screenshot where people complain about not being able to find clothes because they're like 600 lbs.

>>36675938
Good shit, dude, congrats.

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>>36676102
>when you're so asshurt about being fat you have to desperately try and copy a professional photoshoot, only to fail on everything, even down to the shitty poor people beach as your background, and then cry about it on an article you wrote while slamming a line of chips ahoy cookies

>>36673286

Jesus this looks dangerous

>>36675971
fuck now I have to go jack off to yesenia linares

>>36674424
She's doing aerial silks, not yoga.

But, I agree with your sentiment.

>>36676315
KEK i never even noticed that, even the beach behind her is fucking ugly, she couldn't even bother to take her glasses off too, this grease laden pig is like a walking photo blemish

also, how the fuck do you get that fat and somehow your upper body is bigger than your lower body? she straight up looks like a wad of spam sitting on two pasty toothpicks, fucking jabba the hut looking ass

>>36674447
okay, my jimmies are rustled

>>36676369
Never heard of apple shaped women? Or pear shaped etc. ?

>>36675129
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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>>36673286
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, THIS PLACE IS COMING DOWN FAST

>>36676390
>apple shape
>pear shape
>implying this bitch has ever touched a fruit

>>36674689
>like a Greek statue, or rainman

Sums up /fit/ pretty well

>>36676450
baiters gonna bait

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>>36674689

>tell them we're having doughnuts

holy shit, my sides

>>36676499
>Fat person detected

>>36675938
Good shit my man, srs

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>>36674689
>200g
>way past her max bench

>>36675488
"Ought to", not "should", you guttersnipe.

>>36675689
More like Taylor Sluggish, amirite

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>>36675367
>i think gravity has gotten stronger so a size back in the old days weighs more on the scales now
I mean I just assumed they were just fat-dumb, not 100% full retard.

>>36675938
Keep fighting the good fight. And don't relapse. This is your life now buddy.

>>36676577
You deserve those dubs.

>>36676315
>shitty poor people beach
Damn nigger, you're right. The poor people beach always has shitty, large grain brown sand.

>>36676369
>she straight up looks like a wad of spam sitting on two pasty toothpicks
KEK

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>>36676450
Kek

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>>36676315
The nigger was even more butthurt

>>36676698
Jesus christ. At least the other one was just having a good time.

>>36674343
I'm not afraid of hungry skeletons.

>>36674642
I'll say anything to anyone.

Why should I give a fuck

>>36676390
there's a very big difference between body shapes and your legs simply being two sizes too small for your giant bubblegum torso and arms

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>>36676719
Just ugly, whiny cunts

>>36676698
>I was in immense pain sitting on the sand
>I'm totally fine and healthy guize

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>>36676698
>>36676102

>high face, arm, and torso fat distribution
>little to no ass, tit, or leg fat distribution

can you even roll worse genes than this? like good fuck that white girl looks like the gamorrean pig guards from star wars, i'm pretty sure if you hucked a golf ball at her forehead it'd leave an indent for a couple seconds like memory foam

>>36676758

>or white

What does that have to do with wearing a fucking bikini?

>>36676758
Is it just me or do the two of them have almost exactly the same skin tone? Feels weird to comment on your different skin tone when the white model has tanned their skin to look like yours.

>>36674582
Shit gets me every time top Kek

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>>36676776
But at least they're... FABULOUS

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>>36676791
>i'm pretty sure if you hucked a golf ball at her forehead it'd leave an indent for a couple seconds like memory foam

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>36676820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngcdeW-Eovo&nohtml5=False

>>36676794
Despite the white model having tanned, it doesn't change the underlying tone of your skin. For example, most makeup is sold with pink or orange undertones, which is why you can tell when a woman isn't wearing makeup that is right for her skin tone.

However, the color of her skin has nothing to do with wearing a bikini and she wouldn't be happy even if a model of her ethnicity was posing like that.

>>36676758
I agree with the part about being force fed white women

>>36676820
not gonna lie, would smash 2 and 5 and have no shame

>>36676864
and 4

>>36676864
2 5 and 6 for me tbqh sempai.

>>36676791
kek

>>36676881
oops lol i miscounted. oh i fucked up

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>>36676882
>6
>wanting the jewess

>>36676864
5 is perfect waifu material

>>36676211
Awesome. Other anon here, down to 215 from 270 and hit the exact same roadblock you described. Been stable at 215 for three months now plus or minus two pounds.

What made you break through it?

6'2" with 2 years of steady lifting before deciding that being fat on top of strong is fucking stupid when the alternative is healthy and strong. Losing gains is somewhat frustratint but theyll come back once i can start bulking cycles again proper after hitting 10%bf.

To do that i still have at least 20, probably 30+ pounds to go. So anon, how did you break the stall?

5' 11" 305lbs. Make me hate myself /fit/....

I need inspiration.

>>36676899
I'd plow the jew gold right out of her snatch.

>>36676698
HOL UP

that qt on the left is African?

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>being so fat you cant touch your hip with the opposite hand

>>36674720
Actually I was going to skip cardio tonight due to a rough day at work. That picture made me do my run.
I never want to be the one thinking like that picture ever again.

>>36675972
Fuck yea bruh good on you. I'm floating around 295-297lbs right now. Keep losing and gaining the same 3 lbs because I'm going through mental gymnastics. I used to be 450ish lbs. I have 60lbs left and it's killing me.

>>36676974
holy shit anon, for some reason it took reading your comment to realize just how ridiculous that actually is.

>>36676918
Im not gonna make you hate yourself but what fat people including myself half a year ago dont realize is how much netter the alternative is. Its ridiculous. And im not talking about attention from women and social bias either.

Trouble sleeping, apnea, snore a lot, feel tired all the time? Lose fifty pounds and its 50% better. Lose a hundred and poof! Gone.

Out of breath doing moderately intense stuff? Boom, fixed.

Sweat a ton and consciously have to manage smelling tolerable? Boom, far better. Cologne will actually enhance your scent instead of mask it.

Finding clothes? Fixed. Fitting seats? Fixed. Wearing out shoes quickly with normal use? Fixed. Thigh rub? Fixed.

And i could go on. Honestly there are so many small ways being fat gives you a huge headache and you dont realize until theyre gone but man does it relieve you. Enjoy spending that energy that is suddenly left over in the gym, on a new hobby or by working through your repressed rage.

Anyway, do it faggot. You owe it to yourself.

>>36676211
Awesome, im 6ft aswell. Here's to catching up to you

>>36676974
>>36677019
was trying to point it out on this one
>>36676102

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>>36674449

>>36674343
Oh look, a chubby chasing twig

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>>36676102
seriously now
if you had a look at only this part here
what would you think?

i mean, it looks like it belongs to someone with an average body if anything...
shit, this is some really fucked up genetics senpai

>>36676820
5 is about the only one with any hope

>>36676698
>complaining about holding a fairly neutral kneeling pose for a photo
but theyre totally healthy right?

>>36675761
>having to smuggle gains to family
It has begun.

>>36677117
I can spot cellulite a mile away senpai. From your crop it looks like a sagging ass cheek.

>>36677117
From the thumbnail it looks like her triangle is actually a skin colored bikini bottom.

>>36676947
as in "she lives in Africa", yeah

>>36676102
>I don't think I realized how long the model's arm was
If she joking?

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>>36677117
Looks like the lower half of an angel

>>36674343
>>36674449
Between this and yesterday's GB2Reddit bait I think we might be reentering a new golden age of high effort bait. Bring it on.

>>36677155
Nope, fat person mental gymnastics

>>36676820
Second to the right is the only decent one

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>>36674343

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>>36674449

>be younger me
>at family gatherings
>my mom's side of the family are all fat or obese, she's thin and likes to work out though
>grandma is the biggest of them all at easily over 300 pounds and can't move much
>I still loved her though
>watch her health deteriorate over the years
>always has oxygen tank and a walker
>ends up bedridden at a living assistance home nearby
>bed sores all the time and clearly in pain
>they have to move her with a mini crane
>she eventually dies
>realize I never want to leave life like that
>start working out
Not really hate but whatever

>>36677173
> high effort bait

pretty sure thats pasta

>>36677036
I love u ;_;

>>36677172
>do good in the world
>go to heaven
>god takes your dick

>>36677312
>angels are humans who have gone to heaven
no

>>36677320
what are people that go to heaven then?

>>36677312
Nah, senpai. That guy is one of the original angels made to serve god before man was created, more specifically, he is the intermediary messenger between god and man because god's voice alone is powerful enough to destroy mortal forms.

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>>36675367
>eda torial
>editorial

>>36677312
humans and angels are different. angels are non-corporeal spirits who are basically god's messenger boys and do other cool shit like tossing adam and eve out of god's crib with a fiery sword.

>>36677331
They're also two wheels with a bunch of eyes on it, so you know. There's that.

>>36677327
Christians

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>>36674449
this shit for real?

>>36676758
high test hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>36677134
kek

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Sorry, on mobile.
Fatty rants about getting fired

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>>36677433

>>36676758
White people should just be banned from everything, they are ruining western society!

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>>36677444
>dubs then trips

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>>36677455

>>36677433
>>36677444
My employers don't think I even have a normiebook. It seems like a terrible idea because of shit like this. I've thought about making a "fake" one for co-workers and family only though.

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>>36677473
And I mean, you guys already know what she looks like.

She was on the news btw.

>tfw will never have such thick quads

>>36675668
Fuck you. I can and I will. And you will fucking witness it.

>>36677473
>hufflepuff
Kek fatties are the first thing to come to mind when i hear hufflepuff

Yeahyeah inb4 cedric diggory

>>36677374
What?

>>36677444
>did you know this is a direct violation of the hippocratic oath

>In a 1989 survey of 126 US medical schools, only three reported use of the original oath, while thirty-three used the Declaration of Geneva, sixty-seven used a modified Hippocratic Oath, four used the Oath of Maimonides, one used a covenant, eight used another oath, one used an unknown oath, and two did not use any kind of oath. Seven medical schools did not reply to the survey.[14]

>In a 2000 survey of US medical schools, all of the then extant medical schools administered some type of profession oath. Among schools of modern medicine, sixty-two of 122 used the Hippocratic Oath, or a modified version of it. The other sixty schools used the original or modified Declaration of Geneva, Oath of Maimonides, or an oath authored by students and or faculty. All nineteen osteopathic schools used the Osteopathic Oath.[15]

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>>36677522

>>36677546
No wonder the angels always told people "be not afraid", that's some spooky shit

>>36677331
>/tg/ is that way for your warhammer fantasy

>>36677564
That's literally out of the bible you moron

>>36677581
That's like the Christian version of the D&D ruleset so keep that kind of discussion on the appropriate board.

>>36677601
It was light hearted my man. Cool your autism.

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>>36677608
Same here, friendo.

>>36676758
Ugliest Indian chick I've seen who I would smash.

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>>36677654
We need to stop and focus on fat hate, amigo

>>36677117
No niggah the fucking fat bulge where her crotch should be is a dead give away.

>>36676698

im actually kind of mad right now- there are bra companies out there that make swimsuits that will support large sweater cows

>>36677481
Can Canada be saved?

>>36675916
Make me feel kinda bad desu. I had a crush on my mom's film maker friend when I was about 9-ish too. I didn't really get vocal about it but I really enjoyed holding his hand etc etc...

years and years later I still cringe when I remember telling him I love him. It was pretty harmless stuff but god how embarrassing

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> 6 months pregnant

>>36677825
That poor child. They really deserve better.

>>36677825

how can she even tell where the baby is, inside of there?
I bet she never feels the baby kick right up until its time for her to pop

>>36677825
Are those cooling towers that are right next to the pool?

>>36677784
It's weird when you're the adult getting crushed on by a kid but it's pretty harmless.

I'm pretty sure when I was 10 or 11 I had a crush on my bus monitor at summer camp who was around 16 or 17.

>>36676904
Broke through when I looked up and realized that I spent 3 months wasting my time. I just got rid of the cheat days and started to increase running. Its fucking annoying as hell, but the fat is finally coming off.

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>>36677840
Her first kid seems to be ok.

>>36677924
WHEN

>>36677825
Oh god, even if she tries later, she will never lose the weight after she has the kid.

>>36677924
What the fuck has varg done with his life

>>36677825
You're supposed to use
>and still slayin'
when referring to something actually noticeable.

>>36676820

>Each of these girls can get laid by someone

Think about that for a second.

>>36677924
until his mom dies on his 10th birthday

>>36677924
That is a gay man

>>36677474
>I've thought about making a "fake" one
it's very good idea, although I would suggest keeping the one for work strictly professional. even family can end up making you look bad. also if you're working toward progress in a specific career be sure to post industry related news every so often. looks good for potential employers and when networking.

>>36677983
Underrated kek

>>36676698
>I had to shave my legs for this

Yet another unrealistic expectation in the media. Literally no one can do that regularly.

>>36677474
The only facebook I have is like that. Its where I only post images of real life activities I did and keep everything rated G for my grandma to be able to see. Where I pretend to be a normalfag. Facebook is not really part of the internet, its part of family life that happens to be on the internet. The people spamming political stuff are annoying as fuck and god help you if you're one of those fuckers posting maymays and greentext.

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>>36677433
>>36677444
>>36677455
>>36677473

>tfw I get hired so easily because I don't have a facebook to do stupid shit on
>tfw my collueges my age always look at me like I'm some kind of serial killer when I tell them I don't have a facebook

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>>36677924
This is incredible
>the cow somehow found an industrial company to create a manatee-sized toy like pic related
>the most asexual lumbersexual man to ever have existed
>the son looking visibly uncomfortable to the point where he is almost asking the audience with his eyes to call CPS

Just wow

>>36678073
forgot to mention to make your professional page in your real name, and change your personal page to a nickname or something, so it doesn't pull up alongside your other profile.

>>36677825

>some man impregnated that

Any woman can get laid. Its really that simple.

>>36676820
1 is so graceful

>>36674343
I'm not afraid of manlets

>>36676820
Finger guns girl looks fun

>>36678141
>thin privilege is being able to stand on a beach without struggling to not fall over

>>36677825
still slayin them arteries

>>36677825
>being so fat that people can't even tell that you're pregnant

>>36678091
He looks like a corpse

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>>36677924
Just to clarify things, the kid is her first son from before she was famous. The guy in the photo is not the father of her first son but is of her second child.

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>>36674427

>>36678098
My Facebook right now has a picture of a duck and a bastardization of my last name. Plus I have the highest possible privacy settings on everything. My family is pretty white suburbia so I should be okay if I did do it.

>>36678087
I don't really do 4chan shit publicly, but I openly cuss, and post Holocaust, suicide, and sexual jokes. Plus plenty of alcohol induced pictures.

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>>36677444
>hippocratic oath
>FUCKING KEK

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Here's something fresh.

>>36678040
I'm pretty sure the one all the way on the left is engaged. These fat women can find and keep men. This is why fat pride shit exists because of the possibility women can still find love and happiness even if they're fat.

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>>36677444
>hippocratic oath
When will people read it before posting about how medics must be slaves?

>>36678443
is...is she mad her son doesn't find her attractive?

>>36677377
Digits dont lie. Repent now anons.

>>36676698

>Wow this pose is so hard, I'm in physical pain from doing it

Still not even close.

>>36678351
>>36677924
This is a perfect image of a cuck. Slick hair to side, ironic beard. Raising other kids.

>>36678497
Of course she is. You would never say that you're not attracted to your mother, would you, anon?

>>36675761
>tfw no lesbro

>>36674856
>this butthurt

>>36676698
Would definately take the right over the left dunno why

>>36675938
>>36675994
No one cares fatty.

>>36673286
I fear for the structural integrity of those beams
Even with a safety factor of 500# she's cutting it close

>>36674449
If Malcom's dad in Breaking Bad had a live-in sex slave it would look exactly like you.

He would say to you "Call Jesse, it's time to cock."

And you would cry "Nooo, okay, but it still hurts."

>>36676820
3 and 5 are cute and the only ones I won't look down on you for

>>36674705
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL-XBlUZpAQ

Running's fuckin addictive, yet they don't treat it!
I use my jogging addiction to offset my M&Ms addiction

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>>36674582
is anyone else translating this things?

>>36676758
>I assumed it would be easy!
>being a professional fucking model is "easy"

Wood berry though

>>36678855
Saw this earlier. It said something along the lines of "Pro Tip: Use your shoe rack to hold your snacks once you lose your feet to diabetes"

>>36676918
If you post on fit saying 'I need inspiration WAHHAHAHA abloohoo' then you're going to be a fatty for life. Don't thank me either, you're a waste of space and are going to remain fat you're entire life. Also you're a manlet.

>>36678891
i'm replying to that picture

>>36677312
>>36677327
You can't be this fucking retarded.

>>36678645
>tfw I have the exact same beard
I'm a kissless virgin though ahahaaa

>>36676655
That mouth looks like some kind of nightmare pussy

>>36678913
Ah yes, yes we can newfriend, and yes we will be.

>>36678443
How can she miss the point of the post so hard?

>>36678913
I'm not religious and don't know how the details of all that

>>36677473
>a hufflepuff
is this an onion article?

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>>36674582

>>36674705
you should probably look up the definition of adiction u faget

>>36679052
I'm not religious either. I'm just not retarded.

>>36677473
>a weight on my chest

>>36674976
I'm addicted to boobies. Is that a bad thing

>>36677825
>tucking....pants? so high while pregnant
>being fat while pregnant
its like she wants to lose the baby

>>36677117
No it doesn't?
That's clearly obese people legs

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>>36678276
he is

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>>36675129
wait, is this real? fuckin hell top kek

>>36677493

Jesus you are an idiot. Maybe you should commit suicide as a precautionary measure.

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Just saw this on my dash, how fucking salty and entitled are these fatties?
God forbid someone slimmer do something creative with an old dress from Goodwill ffs.

>>36674343
Donno if it's bait or not but people mock others to kill their time, and just wanna fit into this 4chan edge club. You seem like a good hearted fellow, good on you.

>>36676758

>Or white

Bitch is literally paler than the super model. Why are these people so afriad of effort?

Unfortunate face though.

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>tfw just broke the christ out of a month long weight loss plateau and lost like 4lbs in 2 days
>tfw still only lost 20lbs since january
>tfw 30lbs to go until abs
>tfw probably won't make it in time for summer
>tfw will barely make it before hoodie season but there won't be any opportunities to show off my abdominals
>tfw all the qts are getting dicked by chad already

th-there's always next year

>>36676758

Although she's got a bit of a butterface she's actually not that bad looking. Not sure what she's so salty about.

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>>36679353
She's acting like it's hard to find size L and up in a Goodwill. Good luck trying to find something in a size S.

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>>36676820
is the one on the far left being sunk in to the sand? the massive ammount of weight is making her drift through the sand? look at her feet

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>>36676577
DEVILISH
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>>36674343
dude I'm just getting started with this weight loss shit and FPS are one of the main things keeping me going, take your bait and fuck off with it

>>36679090
Oh my

>>36679415
>>36679353
Idk. Feel like fattie actually has a point. I mean I can't relate , never been fatasfuck so not sure the difficulty level of finding clothes that fit but I understand her point. I mean I can find hella arguments against it and I think she may be over exaggerating the issue but nevertheless point is valid

>>36677945
She never will. As long as there are fat chicks to feed her ego and make her feel like a goddess or some sort of plus size bbw mascot. She will be this way forever

>>36678452
They're called weak willed men, anon. A man who is scared of being alone will take whatever he can get.

>>36679633
Thought they were just called chubbychasers

>>36676057
UofM here, we've been dodging the fatty bullet so far. UofW is fucked

>>36679666
I dunno satan anon, I always thought a chubby chaser was a dude who banged fat broads, and a broken man married them.

>>36679572
no she doesn't have a point
if she wants to find more cloth that fit her she can either buy more so stores will buy more to meet demand
or she can lose weight

>>36676940
I imagined someone saying this at a serious business meeting and lost my shit

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>>36677825
>mfw I lost weight when I was pregnant

Nausea is a bitch, had to stick to small portions of light food. If she ends up breastfeed I can guarantee her weight is gonna go out of control. Breastfeeding gives you crazy hunger pangs.

>>36677327
Saints in a general sense, apparently they get the same physical/spiritual existance and I'm guessing, similar powers, as the reborn Christ.

>>36674856
no shit sherlock

>>36679774
Crazy. I gained about 30+ lbs then again I didn't have morning sickness, sounds like you did

I ate everything in sight .

>>36677256
Those are some heavy feels bro. I think that's why we all have such strong feelings about fatness, because we know the ways it can destroy people, and the better quality of life you can have.

>>36679411
go hard mode bro, I was losing 3lbs each week when I was a freshman in highschool. Aim for 2.5lbs a week and you'll make it there before swimsuit season. Just don't slip and your body will b ready to get bisheshes

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>>36677825

>>36673286
If I took the bands off would you die ?

>it would be painful...

>>36679774
>>mfw I lost weight when I was pregnant
Shit. Okay so help me with this mom science. I know a fetus needs ~400 calories, and mom science says that the fetus "eats first"
So, even though /you/ lost weight, your baby was still getting enough, right?

>>36675843
>Women's studies x2 + analysis of male cis scum
She looks fatter than her pic

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>>36675938
>no progress pics
Lmao and you expect people to believe you and pat you on the back?
Fuck off fatass

>>36674343
ok

>>36679774
You must have been extremely overweight when you got pregnant for this to even be real.

>>36679353
lmao only fatties give a fuck about "vintage dresses"

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>>36674689
my fucking sides

>>36680045
>fat cunt fat shaming other fat cunts
>women who think they have a say on what men find attractive
>a compliment triggers her because she knows how fucked up her body really looks

Hey, girls. you don't get to define your own beauty. beauty is in the eye of the beholder, not in the subject's mental conditions

>>36679826
The nausea itself wasn't too bad, it was a lump on my tonsils that made my gag reflex super easy to trigger. The lump went away during my third trimester.

>>36680141
I thought it was 300 calories? At 5'5" I went from 175 before my pregnancy to 129 at my lowest then back up to 170 at the end. Baby was healthy throughout the entire pregnancy and was a solid 8 pounds 1 ounce at birth. At my pre-pregnancy weight I only needed to gain 15-25 pounds by the end of the pregnancy to be within a healthy range.

I'm yo-yoing now between 160 and 157 pounds. Even though I've been eating too much lately I haven't ballooned back to my pre-pregnancy weight because I'm breastfeeding. Gonna try and take advantage of this so I can get to 125-130 pounds.

>>36676592
>If you know what I mean
I think they were being sarcastic.

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>>36676758
Her face is fine, I actually saw the video after seeing the pics you guys have posted and she's very pretty, it's just a bad pic.

Plus, isn't this a fat hate thread? She's average.

>>36680141
Not that anon, but my wife was a little overweight going into pregnancy and lost weight over the course of it, baby was a healthy normal weight.

>>36677983
Traded KVLT for kurves

>>36675367
>There was a girl on my basketball team freshman year that was the same height as me and we were the same size. She was 115 and I was 180.

wew

>>36677256
I feel ya
My grandmother is slowly killing herself, I'm mentally preparing myself for it.
At least the rest of my family is learning from her and attempting to try

>>36680163
One day, weeaboo-kun

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just happened today
>my friend, call her R drives me to another campus for a class because poorfag no car
>family friends with a landwhale call her Jabba, also has to drive her to the class
>we get there, get out of car, R complains that her legs hurt from leg day
>I say "Leg day? I know the feel"
>Jabba says "No you don't, you don't go to the gym"
>R comes to my defense
>Still salty as fuck about it

I'm up to 151lbs from 140 after 5 weeks of hard training 6x weekly and clean bulking. Mfw I can't call her a fat fuck and tell her to fuck off because I need a ride to the class.

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>>36680612
I know this feel, my sister who's 15 is nearing around 215 and I'm scared for her. I've tried everything to get her to make a change but she doesn't want to listen. I think it's mainly my family's fault for enabling her though. It's a rough ride..

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>>36675972
Down from 350 to 240.
At 6 foot 4 inches.
Still a way to go, bf% still too damn high but fuck me sideways if i ever give up.

>>36680643
>5 weeks
You don't get visible gains after only 5 weeks anon. Not to the outside world anyway, just little babby swoles for you to mire in the mirror.

>>36680673
I'm not expecting to, but I just thought it was blatantly disrespectful coming from someone who obviously has never lifted anything other than doughnuts to her mouth

>>36680652
my 14-year-old cousin is approaching 200lbs

I don't live with her obviously so I don't know how to save her but I'm already getting sad for her future. hell, she probably already gets bullied for it...

feels bad man

>>36680652
You have to wait for people to want to change
Best thing is to just focus on your own gains

>>36677117
Is legvag the new frontbutt?

>>36678351
>cuck to a women who weighs as much as a light aircraft.

Could this be the new King of Cucks?

>>36680706
You gotta learn to laugh things off and make a joke out of it though man. There is no way she could have known. Getting pissy so easily is a bit weak. If she is truly a HAES asshole it will be made known soon enough and there will be many opportunities for sniping. You never know though, she was at the gym and had a leg day, there is an (admittedly very small) chance the planet was trying to lose a few moons.

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>>36675938
You will make it anon-kun, we all will.

>>36679353
I like that, girls who are giving second life to clothing, let's make this clear, clothing that the original owner did not want, obviously no one else has shown interest either because it's still for sale and turning into something nicer instead of the bedsheet it once was.

I like how they feel like they have owner ship of all things related to fat.

Someone should say "Just get a size 3 dress and adjust it for your girth".

That would make one have a rage stroke.

>>36679774
You're right, Tess MunsterCheeseburger is usually eating for two anyway, now she'll be eating for four!

>>36680045
If this happen, this will be the death knell of the HAES movement.

And what's happening is what anyone with half a brain predicted, when you're younger, it's not optimal, but your body will exhaust every mean to stay within """"""""""""healthy"""""""""""" regulation.

She's 30, 30! and it's already breaking her down so fast.

My 56 year old mother still plays with my younger brothers two dogs, Australian Sheep Hound and Norwegian Elk Hound, those are high energy dogs.

Munster Cheese can't even walk up a flight of stairs at fucking 30.

Please, let her drop all the weight, please let the poster girl of the HAES movement saying that being overweight was miserable and she feels so much better having lost all that weight.

>>36677444
Here is the hippocratic oath

>i cut out the swearing to old Greek gods and promising to teach your masters children for free.
With regard to healing the sick, I will devise and order for them the best diet, according to my judgment and means; and I will take care that they suffer no hurt or damage.

Nor shall any man's entreaty prevail upon me to administer poison to anyone; neither will I counsel any man to do so. Moreover, I will give no sort of medicine to any pregnant woman, with a view to destroy the child.

Further, I will comport myself and use my knowledge in a godly manner.

I will not cut for the stone, but will commit that affair entirely to the surgeons.

Whatsoever house I may enter, my visit shall be for the convenience and advantage of the patient; and I will willingly refrain from doing any injury or wrong from falsehood, and (in an especial manner) from acts of an amorous nature, whatever may be the rank of those who it may be my duty to cure, whether mistress or servant, bond or free.

Whatever, in the course of my practice, I may see or hear (even when not invited), whatever I may happen to obtain knowledge of, if it be not proper to repeat it, I will keep sacred and secret within my own breast.
If I faithfully observe this oath, may I thrive and prosper in my fortune and profession, and live in the estimation of posterity; or on breach thereof, may the reverse be my fate![5]

>>36680154
I... I think they're two different women.

>>36680664
gimme 10 minutes with her and I'd cum twice.

>>36680869
WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

>>36680643
"You would be the expert about not going to the gym wouldn't you?"

"I've been to the gym more in the last week than you have in a decade".

"You're just jealous I can fit through the gym doors"

"I'm surprised you know what a gym is, I wouldn't be able to tell from looking".

"Shut up you fat cunt, just because you spend your free time trying to get the Guinness World Record of fattest woman alive, doesn't mean the rest of us also don't give a shit about their bodies and want to live past 35."

Granted, the last one is a lot less tactful, but keep this in mind just in case the opportunity arises again.

>>36679411
Just gotta go hard in the proverbial paint, we believe in you anon

>>36679411
How do you know how much weight loss till abs I wanna know mine too

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>>36676698
even without the fat, 2/10 pose imitation

why do they always suck at simple gesture and pose?

>>36677924
meme family

>>36681014
Because she's literally too fat to do the pose.

If she turns her hips and shoulders the same direction as the model, she not only won't be able to reach her inner thigh, but definitely won't be able to grab her ankle.
No excuse for the head though.

>>36680941
Take your age, multiply by the last digit in the year you were born in. Double it and subtract 7
Poof. Abs

>>36681177
Cool shit. What I meant was like: is there a rule of thumb to how much weight you need to lose to get a 6 pack if you have for example 2/4 abs visible?

>>36681211
Nope not at all. Everyone stores fat differently. A rare few can see abs at like 20% and some won't until like 8%. Also fat doesn't lose linearly due to alpha /beta receptors mobilizing at different rates
Tldr no

>>36681234
Fek. Well thanks anyway

>>36681177
>tfw I have to become twice as massive in antimatter form to have abs
will losing 281 lb have a large impact on my body if my body cant exist?

>>36681252
Nah bro you'll be fine, you won't actually be non existing, it's just that one neat trick your doctor doesn't want you to know
But you'll get so shredded that your body will literally defy gravity and make it seem like you're lighter than air but you'll be fine

>>36681284
will I need to vertically invert my lifting form at that stage?

What a dumb question, obviously.
Did you even read SS?

>>36681313
>>36681328
Forgot to link

>>36674460
so you're a spider

>>36674460
you forgot leg day, familia

>>36675843
I first came across Winnipeg word in south park stick of truth game, i thought it was a joke town with a name that supposed to sound like "whiny pig"

>>36676753
Take a trip to best Korea and tell Kim he's fat

>>36678855
Try spelling diabetes properly. And its not las piernas, its los pies.

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>>36676038
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=159793501
best i could find rest is russian
apparetnly its from a 2014 LA fitness expo

>>36677117
>Thighs literally mushed together
>average body
Wew

>>36676145
"Its incredible how many people think they can not learn"
DUNE

"Its incredible how many people think they can not get fit"

ANON

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>>36674447