Cheat meal thread? Yep cheat meal thread

>>36658092
Feeling alone, you fat fuck?
You can still redeem yourself. You know what you have to do.

>>36658351

your mother is available for the night?

>not getting the $10 dinner box with a medium square pizza, cinnamon sticks, and breadsticks with marinara

>>36658092
FUCK YOU I'M CUTTING

>cheat meal
>with what appears to be vegetarian pizza

>>36658092
I don't understand the concept of a "cheat meal" honestly

Diet should be a lifestyle change, not an annoying task that you feel like you have to do and need to cheat on in order to meet your goals.

>>36658586

>diet should be a lifestyle change
>on a board where cutting/bulking exists

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>>36658092
Im in

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>>36658092

>americans

seriously why arent you able to make proper pizza you disgusting sub humans?

its like you want 90% dough to get as fat as possible in the least ammount of time you greasy fucking neckbeards.

>that shit tier "dessert"

lmaoing @ your sad life americuck

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>>36658092
>pizza hut
>not a local elder god-tier mom and pop pizza

I never understand you le cheat meal fags, instead of eating something high quality and tasty, you guys go for the worst processed, shitty quality, nasty fast food/candies/treats.

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>>36658092
>>36658092
What should I refeed with at the end of this PSMF cycle? Lyle says limit your fructose (fruits) so basically junk food is fair game as long as it's maintenance calories.

>>36658092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RudZMKI3D_M

Sad!

I cheat everyday and am only 300lbs

>>36658639

There's a place in my hometown that serves chicken and waffles like that.

they're good and all but fuck I really want to find some authentic shitty place ran by some black family that doesnt have time for my shit but can make some godly chicken and waffles.

I just know it'd taste so much better.

>Cheat meal

No such thing. everything is GAINS.

>>36658648
I don't know how it is in the US but in Europe, pizza you get from local pizza places are healthier, taste better, and are less expensive than Pizza Hut.
Why people would get those thick deep fried crusts instead of the nice thin crunchy ones on real pizza is beyond me.

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>>36658677

>not counting your overall calories

>>36658648
Because it's cheap. Had a 50% off coupon, paid 12 dollars for all of that

>>36659943
Damn anon, pretty nice price

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>>36658645

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Bacon cheese lettuce tomato onion pickle mustard ketchup small Cajun fry. Every Sunday afternoon. Rest day Sunday and I still stay under my tdee

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>>36658396
>this

>>36658679

>personal trainers hate him

How do you do it you magnificent cunt

daily reminder that if you use common sense, train hard, train heavy you can literally eat whatever you want. IIFYM is the truth.

>>36661742
This is fucking gains. 5 Guys so damn good

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>>36658645

I'd roll up that pizza and dip it in more pizza sauce. After taking out that worthless green-shit that adds no value to the pizza. I bet I could eat three of them.

Also, why do europoors have to get so butt-blasted by everything American?

>>36658690
>>36658639
>chicken AND waffles

Don't know what to think about this

>>36661742
Coming from a guy who has had both, FUCK 5 GAYS IN-N-OUT IS THE FUCKING SHIT, FIVE GAYS CANT EVEN TOUCH THEIR BURGERS OR THEIR SHAKES.

>>36658648
This. If you're going to "cheat", don't cheat with food that's going to make you feel like shit afterward. Cheat with food that's kind of good for you.

I had an Arby's roast beef max sandwich earlier. Does that count?

I'm still well within my daily calories, though.

I've been eating clean for like 9 weeks straight now but I'm about to go drink cheap beer and eat 1 dollar hot dogs.

Cheat night

>>36662165
Not from the south are ya? It's a staple

>>36662165
I lived in lousiana for a little while. Chicken and waffles is common as fuck, even though it struck me as weird initially. Delicious.

>>36662205
>In-n-Out better than Five Guys

This HAS to be bait

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>>36658396
>eating bread with bread

>>36662468
Are you confusing bait with reality again?

>>36662205

In-and-out is little wussy burgers with clean lettuce fit for gay twinks who like dicks going in-and-out of their buttholes, five guys is a man's meal

I've been fucking up my cut with cheat days man, it's not worth it, so I'm going to make a rule where I only cheat on women and not on my diet

>>36662487

This, if you're gonna cheat, at least protein blast

>not buying the Papa John's 3-bacon specialty pizza with 20g of protein per slice

fucking breadsticks with cinnasticks, just a waste of everything

>>36658613
>implying the two are mutually exclusive

>>36658586

>You should never enjoy food ever again even though the culinary arts are the oldest and most advanced of all the human arts and literally every single culture that ever existed highly regarded food and the ability to create great meals.
Translated your post

Great message, I can tell you really enjoy life
Next post will be a strawman saying something like "oh being fat is bad blahblahblah"

>>36658092

CARB CITY
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>>36658645
>"A pizza should be yeasty and slightly bready and have a cheesy crust! The crusts here are too fucking thin because the shithead chef who cooks here overbakes everything! The pizza is dried out and brittle!"

>>36658586
It is a lifestyle change you dingus.

What these foods become is what they were originally meant to be, an occasional treat.

The vast majority of people enjoy foods like these because our body at one point was hardwired to seek out sweet and those high in fat.

But it's different because people turn them into a staple of their diet which is where obesity stems from.

I guarantee you a piece of cake is far more delicious to someone whose diet consists of good nutrition foods within the tdee than the fatass who eats it daily.

>>36662602
carbs are healthy though don't be a keto fag now :)

>>36658645
That looks like what my little sister used to make in a microwave out of Wonderbread, jarred pizza sauce, and kraft single cheese. Gross

>>36658092
lol enjoy your non abs you fat fuck.

Giving these up. Used to cheat every weekend and my progress stalled. Lucky for me I haven't gained weight but I've been at the same weight for a month now. It sucked because I wouldn't even have a cheat meal. I'd cheat from Fri to sun eating whatever which caused me to start binge eating. Cheat for a few days, fast for a few days and repeat. So now I'm trying to reverse that and develop healthy eating habits

>>36658639
This looks like some faggot hipster place in Portland that's a "speak easy with home style southern cookin" and serves all their drinks in copper mugs or mason jars.
No hate on you anon, I'm just sick of everywhere being a pretentious take on working class food.

>>36663091
abs are great as usual

>>36663178
Why don't you just have one cheat meal a week? Go get a burger or something. No a need to go crazy all weekend

Cheat day is in two days and I'm itching to do some baking. I have lots of apples and flour. So poll time.

Donuts
Strawberry sugar cookies
Apple Fritters
Apple Cobbler
Apple Pie
Apple Strudel
Apple Dumplings

>>36665150
Whats an apple dumpling

>>36658645
this t.b.h. f.a.m.

>>36662592
This is an appeal to authority. Most cultures believed in God, doesn't mean you have to.

>>36658092
Not going to make it.

>>36665422

Yeah agreeing with literally every human on the face of the Earth prior to 2016 is an appeal to authority...

>>36665150
Apple cobbler

>>36665379
A dumpling with apples in it.

>>36658351
>>36658386
rekt

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Fried chicken on waffles, sriracha mayo, lettuce, tomato
980kcal
47g fat
73g carbs
49g protein

500ml 1% milk to drink

>>36665429
It is the very definition of an appeal to an authority. I repeat, just because everyone else does something, it does not mean that you have to.

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>Oh hey you guys are really dumb, one cheat meal will ruin you.
>Every single thread

will you guys fuck off

>>36665501
OP' cheat meal is fucking insane. A 1/4 of it would be my cheat meal.

>>36665516
Oh shit, i thought it said cheat day.

nvm, continue.

>>36658092
It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear. Dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune.Pizza. Inevitable.

>>36658639
Hash House? SD or LV?

>>36661742
Duck five guys that shut is ducking over priced, I can get 2 4x4's, fries and a shake for about $12 at in & out and a single bacon burger fries and shake is $17 fucking dollars and I wasn't even fucking full!

>>36662517
Fuck your over priced bull shit

>>36658092
pizza fits my macro

>>36662517
Five Guys is greasy overpriced garbage made for people who assume big=good.

>>36664231
Fuck you and your assumptions.
>>36665547
Yup. Orlando

>>36665464

>Everyone believes that killing people is bad
>But they also believe in religion, so we shouldn't believe that killing people is bad

See? I can strawman too

>>36665623
SD is the place to be anon. Pls go back.

>>36665650
Never been. This hash house is in orlando

>>36665646
You have completely misunderstood my point (which was not at all a strawman). Your entire post basically claimed that you should enjoy food because most people throughout history do, this is an appeal to authority. I made the analogy (which is entirely different to a strawman) that most people believe in God, this is not in itself a sufficient reason to believe in God.

Do you see? I was not making the claim that most people are religious and therefore stupid. My post was actually completely without a value judgement. Also, there is a second misundestanding in where you think I am claiming that you shoudn't enjoy food, I am not at all making that claim. I am claiming that your argument is a poot one. In regards to the killing thing a correct representation of what I said would be that we shouldn't believe killing everyone else is bad just because everyone else does, it is not a sufficient reason.

>>36661742
Five guys literally doesn't even beat with Wendy's. It's for retarded faggots to feel special because they spent $13 on fast food and can now be pretentious about it. Kill yourself.

>>36665566
checked, damn

sushi masterrace

>>36662531
Women leave, gains are forever.

>>36665761

So you admit your whole religion-is-bad argument was a complete strawman?

Answer this in 2 sentences or less: How does people believing in a god invalidate their enjoyment of food?

You can't, because the two issues are not related. My previous statement still stands; humans are designed to enjoy food, as evidenced by history. I'm sure you'll cook up some wall of autism text to justify your fanatical obsession with chicken and broccoli though lol

>>36665871
>So you admit your whole religion-is-bad argument was a complete strawman?
What religion is bad argument?
>How does people believing in a god invalidate their enjoyment of food?
It doesn't, read my posts again.

My ultimate claim is that it is not a sufficient reason to do something just because everyone else does. Your reading comprehension is very poor.

>>36658092
Pizza hut boneless wings are the best for dirty bulk. 130-160 calories PER WING. And I also love the meaty marinara pasta with garlic breadsticks. How is the brownie?

>>36658092
peeve sucks at pvp

>>36666666

On occasion on one day during the weekend I'll order a medium pizza, and even if that is all I eat during the whole day I still instantly gain almost all the weight I lost during the previous week and it takes another 4-5 days to go back down to what it was before the pizza. It's literally like 2100 calories and that's it.

Can someone explain this shit?

>>36666102
Water retention is caused by the shit load of salt. Weigh yourself a few days after eating junkfood.

>>36666129
Try not to make it a weekly thing as it will fuck up your weight readings. Monthly at a minumun.

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>>36665379

>>36665566
Woah, what the fuck. Trips, dub dubs. Checkd

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carne asada fries, pity these are only common in southern california

>>36666197
Man, I bet if you made this for a chick she'd fuck your brains out.

Those dough leaves are awesome.

>>36666375
This, there's a spot that does this but with tortilla chips.

>>36662205
In-n-out is good. 5 guys is better. We have both here and I prefer 5 guys.
>>36665566
I don't give a fuck what it costs man, it tastes better to me and makes me feel better. In n out males me feel greasy and bloated.
>>36665784
Fuck off I'll eat whatever I damn well want to eat. I hope you find a finger in hour Wendy's chili.

>>36666375
they have them in las vegas and reno also
only at roberto's taco shop though

>>36666375
Where do you buy your carne asada fries at? Probably been there before actually.