>that guy who has a pizza delivered to the gym

thats what you get for not going to planet fitness

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>that guy who sleeps between sets.

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>That guy who pulls a bench to the middle of the gym in order to recite the famous "Cross of Gold" speech as told originally by William Jennings Bryan of Nebraska

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>that guy who drinks from a beer helmet while working out

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>that guy who feeds his dog between sets

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>Gym employees go on strike because their wages are apparently too low
>Owner calls in strikebreakers to deal with them
>Can't get in the gym because the employees are getting their asses beat by some Pinkertons and I don't want to get in the line of fire

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>that guy who freezes his semen for consumption at a later date

I really wish I had pizza at the gym.

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>That guy who brings in a disco ball, turns the lights off, puts on roller blades, and tries to turn the place into a roller rink

>>36653255
> that couple that makes out between sets
> that guy that stares at me and my girl making out between sets

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>that guy who has a hole in his shorts so he can squat down on a suction cup dildo when he squats

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>that guy doing SS

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>that guy that reeks of cologne

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>that guy that lifts in a goku costume

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>>36653487
>not lifting in a goku costume

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>That guy who asks for help getting his squat plug in

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>that guy who squats in the curl rack.

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>that guy that does a barbell routine alone with his headphones in, avoiding eye contact, three times a week

>>36653640
I know you're staring at me faggot.

>>36653494
>that guy who has multiple squat plugs in his gym bag
>that guy who asks you to wash their squat plugs in the showers

>that guy who farts on every rep
>watching him do bentover rows
It's like he's a pump for ass gas

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>that guy who's so beta he lets people work in

>>36653679
>Not having multiple squat plugs

Bro you don't do your first set at your work weight, why would you do your first set with your work plug?

>that who doesnt work out at home
kys all of you

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>>36653711
>he changes his squat plug in the middle of the gym

>>36653373
How do strikebreakers even work?

>get back to work or we will break your legs.

or do they just stop any protests from happening?

>>36653746
I have to bro. Me and my bros go to the gym and share the plug between us, changing between sets.

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>>36653255

>NEVER SKIP PHONE DAY

>8 TXTS CMON

>>36653787
Dude squat plugs are like toothbrushes man, you should never swap them

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>that guy who goes to the stall and doesn't wash his hands afterward

>go to change rooms today
>there's soda cans all over the floor
It wasn't even GOOD soda either, just Pepsi.

Who the hell drinks Pepsi when Coke is readily available?

>>36653802
Fug

>>36653774
"A strikebreaker (sometimes derogatorily called a scab, blackleg, or knobstick) is a person who works despite an ongoing strike. Strikebreakers are usually individuals who are not employed by the company prior to the trade union dispute, but rather hired after or during the strike to keep the organization running." - wikipedia

not sure what the term for the leg-breaking guys is. just "hired goons" maybe?

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>>36653255

>that guy who switches genders in between sets

>>36653802
yeah right, dude.

next you'll be telling us we shouldn't share barbells either?

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>that kid who does 10kg on incline leg press

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>that guy who pours coke into his shaker in the lockers and sips between sets

>that girl who skips in the free weights area

>>36653255
>that guy who goes to the KFC around the corner and him and his lkifting buddy a pile of nugget and chips and eats them between sets washed down with preworkout

i'm dead serious

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>that guy keeps turning the fan on

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>that guy who asks you what time you got to the gym

>that guy who benches 4 plates for reps, then goes to the bathroom to throw up, and leaves the plates on and blood all over the headrest of the bench

it seeps out of the back of his head when he benches...

>>36654103
what le fuck

>>36654232
I wish i was joking, the gym shut down about a month ago, haven't seen him at the new place yet

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>that guy who lifts in a Hillary shirt

>>36654484
I work in a gym

>that guy who lifts in a trump shirt and every single session since he started wearing it he's had complaints filed about him grunting and dropping the weights.
>ask if it's about the t-shirt
>"well, it is VERY offensive!"

>>36655830

What a true alpha.

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>>36655830
Liberal tears will be the icing on the cake of Trump's victory

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>>36655830
Please be strong. Not for Trump, more to screw those fucking pussies.

>>36655830
Wow, that is amazing how your beliefs were reflected in reality. It is almost like you're lying, but I know a noble Trump supporter wouldn't do that.

>>36653373
> this job doesn't pay enough, we refuse to come to work until you pay us more

> fine, we'll hire someone else for the same wage

> n-no you can't do that, we'll use physical violence to prevent them from working at the jobs we said we don't want

Unions are pretty fucking retarded desu

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>>36655942
I can almost taste your tears

>>36655948
I don't support Bernie! Therefore I am a Trump supporter. Remember there are only two opinions, of course!

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>>36655976
Delicious

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>>36655976

>>36656028
Why so mean fellow Trumper? You are like a smelly Trump that comes from a smelly Bum.

>>36656035
I forgot, us Trumpers don't usually bother with contrary opinions. I'll stop it now, getting a bit Risque. Build le wall xd!

>>36655942
>Wow, that is amazing how your beliefs were reflected in reality.
well when your beliefs are based on reality that tends to happen, something a vagina voter like you wouldn't know anything about

Put a "Trump" sticker on your car and see what happens

>>36653691
Lost

>>36653826
Lost again

These threads just keep getting more and more abstract

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>That guy who takes calls and knocks over piles of beer cans in between sets
>Tfw it's mostly prank calls from bronies

>>36653255
>the gym bros who recycle their protein shakes

>>36653270
>that guy who doesn't

Might as well not lift tbqh

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>>36653406
>mfw my gym used to be a roller rink

>that gym employee that makes it a point to learn your name after realizing you've been going there for over a year now

just let me lift god damn it, you haven't known my name in the entire year and a half I've been coming here, and all of a sudden you fucking look up my name in the database or whatever and walk up to me like "Anon, right?"

why would you think this is a good idea

>>36653809
Pepsi Man goes to your gym

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>that guy you think is staring at you the entire time but when you look at him he ascends into the 5th dimension

>that guy who sets himself on fire in the gym parking lot to protest the poor condition of the pavement

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>that guy who got caught jelquing the night before penis inspection day at the gym

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> That DYEL guy wearing a belt on the smith machine

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>>36655942

>that guy who warms up before squatting his work weight

>that same guy who does not wear jeans and sandals to squat

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>that old guy who gets vietnam flashbacks when you drop your deadlift

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>that guy whose falcon gets loose in the gym cinema
>tfw I was that guy

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>>36653369
>>36653350
>>36653270
>>36653255

>>36653487
>>36653491

>>36653640
>>36653660

>>36654076

this thread's fucking gold

>>36657417
Not joking, this actually happened yesterday at my gym. Super light weight as well

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>>36653255
>not having pizza provided for free already

Lmao captcha was pizza

>>36654068
>serious
some of us are just making gains.

>>36656994
>went to uni away from home town
>come back but instead of getting a membership just take the membership of friend who decided not to go anymore
>he still gets autobilled and doesn't say shit since he's rich
>tell people who ask my name in the gym a fake name
>literally have 3 names that people think are me

>>36655942
This isn't hard to believe at all. Just look at what happend at Emory. It's fucking pathetic. These people just hear like one or two things Trump has said taken out of context and think he's like Hitler or Mussolini? C'mon. You just show how ignorant you are by saying shit like that.

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>>36654103
>>36654279

>>36657292
yeah dude rages a lot against the machine

>that one girl who used to be a guy and is now giving lifting advice to everyone

>>36653331

>understated boast

>>36654103
jay masters?

https://youtu.be/JjR2mYpV2jA?t=13m35s

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>that guy who lifts at the gym

no wonder you dont have a gf you fucking tryhard

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>that senator who provides jurisdiction in the squat rack

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>that guy who runs over and starts tickling you when you're in the squat rack

>>36658111
>quod sentio, fagi novi arguunt
>Sed si abierit paralel est leva?
>Non leva est!

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>that guy that sneaks up behind you and puts you in a chokehold while his other hand reaches into your pants in the middle of a deadlift

>>36655942
Spotted the butthurt leftie

>>36657813
R E D D I T
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>>36658229
kek'd

>that guy who shows up to the gym shirtless and uses the punching shields and a barbell to reenact the battle of thermopalye

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>that guy who screams with the force of 1000 suns so everyone looks at him then peels away in his early 2000 5 series.

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>that guy that worksout in flip flops and periodically take out his pack of nerds from his pocket to consume in front of everyone

>>36659513

kek

>that guy who goes to the gym in pyjamas and sleeps between sets to confuse the muscles

>>36653269
Too bad pizza night at PF is only once a month. I only obtained membership hoping that was a nightly occurrence. I will now be canceling my planet fitness membership. No point in having it if it's only good for one workout session a month.

>that guy who never drinks water because "it's a meme"

>that guy who lurks /fit/ between sets

>that guy who looks like a frog and his only gym buddy is a bald guy with wrinkles

>>36656070
>uses humor to attempt to convey confidence in opinion
>instead of being mature, responds ironically
Are you literally 12?

>>36658273
>hs latin finally paid off

>>36660177

Guilty

Occasionally I even lurk when doing curls on the other arm.

>That guy who takes kettlebells into the fucking locker room so he can overhead deadlift while he showers
>"it saves time bro"

>that guy who goes straight to the church after leaving the gym to pray for workout he just killed

>>36657527
kekd

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>that guy that licks your thighs when you're spotting him on bench

wish i was shorter no homo

>>36656887
That guy who stopped coming to the gym for four years then just started coming back.

>that gym that has a pizza delivered to the gym

>that guy who's friends with a pizza delivery guy and trolls gym members by ordering pizza but in reality he has a 45lb plate delivered in a pizza box

>>36661368
sides, meet orbit

>>36655942
passive aggressive liberal like you are the worst

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>>36653255
>that guy that tries to do his taxes on the treadmill

>that guy who goes to the gym to do squats in the squat rack instead of doing leg press, even when curl racks are all taken, and someone could use the squat rack for curls if it weren't taken by that annoying guy

>that guy who instead of bringing headphones, brings his mini speakers for the whole gym to listen to his shitty hip hop music

>>36655943
Don't take what is mine. My job is my job. Take it their will be consequences

>that guy that eats dubious looking pasta carbonara from his pockets between sets

>>36653806
THERE'S A GOD DAMNED PAJEET THAT PULLS THIS SHIT (kek) AT MY GYM AND THE OWNERS WON'T TELL HIM OFF BECAUSE HIS POP OWNS HALF THE GYM, DAMNIT WHAT DO I DO! I WANT TO STRANGLE THE LITTLE BROWN TURD UNTIL HE TURNS BLUE.

>>36653886
>that guy who rips day rails of coke in between sets.


It used to be me...

>>36662709
>day
Fat*
Stupid phone...

>>36662510
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI WHAT'S IN THE POCKETOLI!

>that guy who roids
>for that

>>36662300
You're the idiot that literally just walked away from it. Retard. Do you use a squat rack at the gym, take the weights off and come back an hour later to fight the guy currently using it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a fucking idiot if you finished high school.

>that guy who bumps the bar
>dude benching 4 plate
>dude crushes his windpipe and dies before EMTs arrive

>>36660253
This is a funposting thread you mong. It is fucking astounding how you /pol/cunts can't take a contrary opinion. I have made several Trump threads on /pol/ despite being a Communist. It is all memes. I have an entire folder devoted to Jew cartoons as well.

>>36661803
*liberals
I know you redneck republicunts are uneducated so here is a lesson. When refring to a quantity more than one, you generally add an s to the end of a word. However, there are exceptions, such as Cacti rather than Cactuses. This is ultimately the beauty of the language that you use to make rudimentary conversations with your jock buddies.

>>36664673
lmao

>>36653774
pinkertons protected scabs (temp workers brought in during strikes) and are thus demonized by every history teacher in america.

>>36664732
I don't know how any person seriously thinks the workers should have the right to use violence to prevent someone else from offering to do their job for the same salary. Don't like the job then leave, you don't get to shut down a factory when others are willing to come work for the same wage you turn your nose up at. Fucking spoiled bratty bullies.

>>36664694
WHAT THE FUCK IS "REFRING" IF YOUR [sic] SO GODDAMN SMART?

>>36665181
>that guy who checks people's spelling in between sets

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>>36657704

>that guy who has no self control and binge eats junk food, makes excuses for not working out, and procrastinates everything he does, especially school work.

its me. im that guy

>>36665181
Look at the republitard nitpicking in an attempt to seem intellectual.
Spelling mistakes happen to everyone anon.

>>36665928
Which is what (probably you) were just doing. Mundane cacti wimpsplaining and all. Do you ever win arguments outside of your own head?

>>36667782
Look at him, attempting to make connections. Isn't he adorable?

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>that guy who comes to the gym wearing short shorts and a belly top despite him being a flabby, overweight middle aged woman

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>That guy who reads a porno mag in between sets

>>36661872
Jesus I once saw some Asian uni kid doing goddamn maths with calculator and protractor while on his run

I mean I was thoroughly impressed but still

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>>36664694

>>36653378
we all do it your gay for not doing it

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>that guy who always asks me to push his butt plug into her anus through his shorts before a squat set

>>36655943
>10 year olds shouldnt work
>these conditions are dangerous
>we aren't being properly compensated for our labor
>we shouldn't have to work 70 hours a week for scraps

We have unions to thank for much of the prosperity of the USA

>that girl who wears tons of makeup to the gym and has so much perfume on I can smell her 30 feet away

It's happened at least 4 times that I've been there since March.

>>36670498
perfume is the scourge of humanity

>>36670571
How is your curry coming, pajeet?

>>36657659
Top kek

>that 12 year old boy that blushes when watching you squat

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>that guy who goes around the gym between sets and yells out the names of all the equipment

>>36670704
does it rustle your jimmies knowing that the axe you spray everywhere makes you smell like a desperate 12 yr old?

>>36670991
I've never used axe.

>>36670965
keek

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>>36664694
Did you take a wrong turn at /r/politics? This is a board about jocks you flabby nu-male.

>>36671119
I've been lifting for 9 years. Just because you're right wing doesn't mean you aren't a nu-male. An hero please.

>>36653331
Lmao