Fat Hate General!! Monday Night Lard

>>36650448
Eat something today that your future self with hate you for

>>36650469
my life tbqh

>>36650455
>more viewable

wat

>>36650516
>thin people
>eating an entire cake for "a snack"
Fatties are fucking delusional

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_qk3C08MV0

>>36650516
Someone aesthetic should pick up this bitch's gauntlet on the last one, give her the essay and the photos and tell her that she's fucking disgusting, nobody will ever truly love her and that her feeling entitled to a world that suits her issues and her issues alone is pathetic.

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>>36650538
>fatties making sexual looks
I lasted 10 seconds

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>>36650538

>0:04

NOPE.exe

>>36650538
I want to throat fuck her,

>>36650538

Knowing I will have to deal with whatever is contained on the YouTube come this sprin on the Riverwalk already makes me have sad.

>>36650568

Shed forget you were having sex and rip your dick clean off.

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>>36650538

Her bed is literally in the kitchen, what the fuck

I hate it when people say 'can't you have fun?'.
Yes, lifting is fun
Reading is fun (inb4 '/lit/fag')
Rugby with the lads (no homo) is fun

Eating is not FUCKING FUN!

If food is your idea of fun you are barely more than an animal.

>>36650455
she can eat how many five guys burguers she wants on cheat days lol

>>36650551
I swear to fucking god I'll do it once I make it.

>>36650538
What's sad is that if you look at her face you can easily see she'd be attractive if she wasn't a subspecies of whale

>>36650566
Hippo's look funny in glasses

>>36650448
Her text should be a /fit/ motto desu senpai.

>>36650538
>all the skirts pulled up over her massive gut

>>36650448
I would like to point something out since this is posted in every single one of these threads. This wasn't captioned by the subject of the photo. It was captioned by an anon in one of these threads in an effort to create a new fat meme of fat people with inspirational quotes juxapositioned over them.

>>36650619
That poor kitty

>20 fucking hashtags
>there's still scrolling room meaning there's even more

>>36650613
Eating with a qt is fun

>>36650619

That cat looks enormous.

>>36650566
This isn't very hateable. She's clearly aware that she's fat and having a laugh.

>>36650664
Even when I go out to eat I usually have a chicken salad and some water. It is the company which you should enjoy, not the food imo.

>>36650455
I've never had a burger from Give Guys and my life is perfectly fine

>>36650448

You mean like leaving 4chan forever?

>>36650685
Enjoy both

>>36650516
Alternatively:

Rule 1: Don't

>>36650721
Yeah I know, but my inital point is that you can fun without eating junk. Discipline is rewarding.

>>36650656
And the picture in OP is like the only one that ever got made.

>>36650455
man I hate these autistic fucks on facebook
>wow look at her physique
>she must be exactly like me and also like to eat like a fat fuck
>oh but she cant eat like a fat fuck because if she did she would lose that body
>she must be miserable
DO THEY NOT EVEN CONSIDER THAT NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO EAT LIKE A FAT FUCK? It pisses me off so much that people assume shit and circlejerk with their friends about how theyre right and shes "miserable" for having an insane body

>>36650776
to add: its all just them trying to find justification for their mistakes and their horrible bodies by putting others down who aren't a disgusting excuse of a human being who actually have the discipline to train and become better than these cunts

>>36650792
Can someone summarize? I can't read

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>>36650792
Fuck that. I'm not reading that

>>36650538
I like how "plus-size" covers all sizes between slightly thick and morbidly obese depending on the woman using it.

>>36650776
I like my cheat meals. But i agree i cant eat like a fat fuck. Ive binged before but when i start feeling like shit on the first day and feel my skin getting greasier by the minute it isnt something i want to do all the time.

>>36650826
The thumbnail looks like an omelette.

>>36650792
>5'7"
>350

GOT. DAMN.

Aren't we past due for some obvious b8 post that people fall for?

>>36650607
she may be living in a 'flat' apartment. It's not too unusual, but yes it's no wonder she's fat having that easy of access.

>>36650806
Idiot gets married and their wife gains 215 pounds in three years despite him working out constantly this entire time. They're still too big of a moron to decide what to do for themselves and needs to ask reddit for advice.

>>36650875

Sad thing is he would get no sympathy in the divorce and would be treated like a monster. He'd get taken to the cleaners.

>>36650871

imagine the ripe smell of those cushions

>>36650875
How is it possible to gain that much weight in only 3 years?

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>>36650538

>>36650678

Yeah, but that doesn't fit with the narrative of FPH where /fit/ assumes every fat woman thinks she's a 10/10 entitled to fuck resurrected Zyzz or whatever.

>>36650908

Hard work and dedication. I mean you seriously have to try to eat that much and do so little activity.

>>36650494
this guy is awesome, idk why you're t-rippin

>>36650908

I could do it by eating what I eat now and adding 10-12 high point Belgian beers per day every day for 3 years (if I lived that long)

>>36650830
kek

>>36650908
6-ish pounds a month for 3 years isn't hard, just takes dedication.

>>36650828
Guys wife goes from 135 pounds to 350 all while he is busting his balls to be ripped.

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Women: Not even once.

>>36651021
Again, I can't read

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>>36651034

>>36651034
A woman is fat

>>36651037
How she get in store tho?

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>>36651057

Waddled in, fat is being pushed out farther by the seat.

>>36650792
>cold shoulder for "treating her like a child"
Well she's not wrong. She's acting like a spoiled fatbody kid.

It's sad that this marriage went this way.

>>36651034
>"I'm trying to lose weight!"

>eats a stalk of celery
>"rewards" herself with a carton of ice cream

>goes on 30 minute "jogs"
>walks the whole time

>"Diet and exercise just don't work for me!"

>>36650977
Trust me m8, my dad is a hard alcoholic who eats nothing but crap and weighs only 16 stone at 6'3. (He looks thin when wearing a t-shirt). I think we'd both be gobsmacked if we found out how much she actually ate.

>>36651021

Hes in break-up shape.
Her shitty behavior actually worked out to his benefit.

>>36650538
Honestly surprised she almost managed a cartwheel and wasn't completely exhausted from all that retard dancing around, she's probably got a nice physique under that fat because people I know that size can't walk up a flight of stairs without sweating

>>36651057
It's probably a store scooter. Those poor things suffer so much. It almost makes me cry to hear their little motors giving out under the weight of lazy entitled fatbodies like that.

>>36650859
That was the heaviest I got before I hit the gym and I was 6'1. How can these fucks live with themselves?

>>36650984
>>36650977
>>36650924
To gain 215 lb over 3 years it would take a little less than a 700 calorie surplus every single day. I'm sure I've done it before but there is no way I could do that everyday

>>36650516
>>36650792
>>36651021
>>36651124
Jesus christ how.
My max was 5'8-150 lbs and the self loathing got so bad I forced myself to make a change. Idk how you can even get to that point.

>>36651186
I'm 5'8" 162 lb and not fat so idk what you are on about

>>36651124

m-maybe they just ignore all the mirrors?
never leave the house..?
I dunno, man. I cant imagine it, either ;_;

>>36650613
Come now. Great tasting food is one of life's great pleasures. It's all about moderation and letting food be special instead of pouring gravy down your gullet, which is something these cows never learned. Even on a cut I was able to enjoy a 12 oz NY strip because I ran that day, and ate 1 meal. I want to get fit, be healthy and look good, but that doesn't mean I have to forsake basic pleasures entirely. It only means I have to be conscious of what I eat and plan ahead.

>>36651217
This. Especially important is that I realized desserts are much better as a small portion of quality. Eating 3 scoops of icecream isn't tasty because after the first scoop I'm simply bored of the flavor.

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>>36651076
kek'd heartily. Seeing smug fat people get upset that world isn't conforming to them damn near takes the desire for suicide right out of my heart
cheers lads

>captcha select all the food

>>36651211
>>36651211
I once saw some cow go on a spiel about how she officially banned scales from her house.

>>36651208
am grill who beforehand had never exercised in her whole life, if that makes any difference.

>>36650516
>Read title, then read the bolded words in rules.

Why am I not surprised those were the top three things.

>>36651261
Post ass for inspiration

>>36651261
havent started working on my ass yet, still trying to lose weight (down to about 138) so there's still some cottage cheese there. Not really anything anyone would love to look at.

>>36651261

You're 5'8" 162 pounds and you've never exercised in your whole life? You're skinny fat, without a doubt. You may not look like a whale, but you're probably medically obese (30%+ body fat) due to your low muscle mass. Especially if you can't do things like strict push-ups.

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>>36651110
>gobsmacked
I love limeys and their bong-speak

>>36651359
actually im the anon that's 5'8 and was 150 at my max.
Nowadays im about 138.

>>36650538
>fashion slave, you protestin to get in a fuckin lookbook

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>>36651310
>not really anything anyone would love to look at

>>36651378
>bong speak

Do you mean English?

I'd say the English have a fair idea how to speak English, don't be such a drongo.

>>36651415
ur being a fag and I mean that in the American sense of the word

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>>36651076
>this is real

>>36651378
Happy to have made you laugh non-bong.

>>36651076
I'm praying she got fat just to make a satirical video. A /pol/cunt couldn't make better satire than this.

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>>36650866
>living in a place where you have to put your "bed" in your kitchen because you spend so much money on clothes ((and food))

literally degenerate

>>36650448

As somebody who made it from 280 pounds to 155 and fit, I love these threads. All these motherfuckers are so goddamn retarded. I used to have every one of the same excuses, and it was pathetic.

"Oh I enjoy food too much." Bitch I still love food, and i'm a hella better cook now than I was eating mega lard every day and hating myself for it. Sure I still love fast food, and i'd probably love heroin too, but loving it doesn't make it good for you. I do 2 days a week of cardio, "I don't want to spend my life in a gym." MWF less than an hour of resistance training, Tues/Thurs half hour of cardio, Saturday and Sunday a nice long walk if it's nice out or some more cardio if i'm feeling it. Shit, it's not rocket science, is it?

And please, talk more about how i'm going to 'relapse,' it's been over a year doing this, it's a lifestyle, not a fad diet.

>>36650826
Aww, gross. I though that was pizza from the thumbnail. Don't post gore like that dude, fuck.

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>>36650798
This is the essence of body positivity and HAES

Pic related boils my fuckign blood.

>>36651378
English terms Americans don't understand

i couldn't care less
Gobsmacked
Fish and Chips
She's fit!
You're not half fat are you?
Barmy
Gone Bodmin
Bodge
I'm gunna have a butchers at your new car if you don't mind
Crikey
Dogs Bollocks
Dogs Dinner
Dodgy
Fortnight
Flog
Gormless
Gutted
nancy boy
moreish
Horses for courses
On Ya Bike
Nitwit
Put a sock in it
My Pussy is stuck in the tree! help! get the Bobbies!
are you taking the piss?
wanker
you're mum's a total flapper
it's been yonks since you were laid
your girlfriends a slag

>>36651496
literal child abuse

>>36651502
oh, all these are real,and commonly used terms in Australia and the UK

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>>36651496

Get them young.

>>36651502
>Gone Bodmin
I'm a bong and don't get this one. I can certify that the rest are indeed top notch banter embroidery.

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>>36651478
What the hell is that?

>>36651535
The bodmin moors in Cornwall, gone bodmin means that you have taken to walking around the moors at night by the light of the moon

i.e. have gone mad

Elliot Rodgers went completely bodmin.

Anyone voting Hillary is Bodmin and a nitwit nancyboy. I mean, Horses for Courses but she'll make a total dogs breakfast of the presidency and bodge everything.

>Anyone voting Hillary is insane and a stupid faggot. I mean, different strokes for different folks but she'll screw up the presidency and do everything poorly.

>>36651539
your mum

>>36651584
>I WILL NOT DIDDLE YOUR KIDS

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>>36651539
you know what it is

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>>36651605
>*creepy smile, heavy breathing, dripping sound*

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>>36650516
>think that this is satire
>read the blog name

pic related

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>>36651584
god FUCKING damn it I got to the end of that and literally choked on my water FUCK

>>36651631
was it the :-D, which made the image collide with spurdo in your mind? becuase that just happened to me and now im laughing too

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>>36651657
>spurdo
No but I'm glad you pointed that out

>>36651622
The thing that always gets me about this is that she seems to think that judging someone is some form of punishment.

>>36651584
>tfw I live near her

>>36651622
>Her width from top to bottom continually increases until the picture ends
As far as we know her width expands infinitely

>>36651675
>that picture rather than an illustration

oy vey

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>>36651415
>>36651435
>>36651502

I'm not even trying to be a dick, its just all those words and phrases sound like they're coming out of a whimsical children book in the best sort of way.

>>36651502

Though I know quite a few of these 'cus of my english and history background.

Much respect to the english-bros around the world, keep up the bantz.

>>36651584
I'm currently e-mailing her right now. How could I refuse such a reasonable offer?

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>>36651675
>Laredo, TX

God I hate that state.

>>36651606
T O P
O
P
K E K
E
K

>>36651675
>designing plumbing system for bariatric section of hospital
>coworker comes over and tells me the toilet has to be rated for 1000 lb
>we spend next 15 min trying to remember the fattest person we've ever seen and how close they may have been to 1000 lb

>>36651701
>>36651701
>all those words and phrases sound like they're coming out of a whimsical children book in the best sort of way.

most children's books were written by Britons, and they would use the british "wordplay" in them.

>>36651740
How big are the shits they take?

like, they would take massive snanke shits right? wouldn't that block the pipes? would like, a blender inside the toilet before it turns into regular piping help?

>>36651034
Nigga, I aint gonna tldr every text image posted

>>36651502
gobsmacked, dodgy, fortnight, nancy boy, nitwit are bongspeak? wouldn't have really thought so

>>36651720

I saw that thumbnail, and thought it was a friendly, neighborhood android had come to put that fat person out of its misery, and was pointing a muzzle at the back of their head.

enlarging the photo was a disappointment

>>36651760
>introducing the toilet bullet

>>36651760
Top kek there werent any unique specs for pipe size but that is a good thought.

>gonna oversize the pipe next time

>>36651533
>I can run a six minute mile
kek

>>36651763
Yes. Where are you from?

>>36651847
south carolina

>>36650448
hate is not good for the soul
this thread belongs on /b/ desu

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>>36650538
She bought her sunglasses from chubbycartwheels.com
CHUBBY CARTWHEELS

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>>36651533
Please tell me this is satire. I refuse to accept a world where people can willingly do this much harm to an innocent child for the sake of affirming their own terrible life choices.

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>>36651118
>break-up shape
>5'7"

>>36651892
>hasn't seen the two lesbians who decided their 4 year old adopted son was expressing transgenderism and made him female

>>36651857
That explains it, most of you Southerners have British ancestry.

>>36650619
Wow I feel sorry for her cat, that thing must weigh twice as much as it is supposed to.

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>>36651863
saved

>>36651971
oi m8, me last name's british as fuck. supposed to indicate barony even, fancy that.

also my mom always watched keeping up appearances and shit.

>it's BOUQUET

>>36651720

Bitches arms are so long it's like a fat guado about to perform a sending to the farplane.

>>36651620
I've always wondered about this. How do cops GET fat? Here they need to go through a physical test every year with fairly strict requirements, don't they have those requirements in the US?

>>36652024
>don't they have those requirements in the US?

depends on municipality. Those rules aren't decided at a federal or state levels in most states

>>36652022
That's fucking good mate, thank you for the reference to Final Fantasy Keks

>>36651606
LEL

>>36650688
Fucking eat one or two or fucking three, they're God damn great

>>36652024

Most places here they just test you when you join and then you can get fat. In america, being a cop is a shitty job with low pay. It's hard for them to keep people in most big cities.

>>36652057
cops get paid bruh.

>>36652075

Maybe in NYC etc. Where I live, it's like 30k per year.

>>36652024

In my old department, it was pass a physical once and you were good.

Sitting in a car all day doing little, munching on fast food and drinking sugary drinks adds up.

>>36650538
Notice how there are no males in the comment section giving complements.

Disappointed there are none from you folk.

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>>36650866

There's nothing 'flat' about her.

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>>36651076
>long pause before "I... go for a walk"
pathetic

>>36651434
>that scene
I think some of the actors knew it was a shit movie and fucked around on purpose

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>>36651502
>Fish and Chips
>Fortnight
>On Ya Bike
>Nitwit
>are you taking the piss?
>it's been yonks since you were laid
What's not to get? Some of the others are trivial or localised, but these ones? fuark

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>>36651496
how young is she?

>>36651763
the last two definitely are

>>36650566
I like that fatty
I used to be that kind of fatty

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>>36650826
That's so disgusting how thick the wall of fat is between the skin and innards. Can't even see the organs cause they are covered in so much fat.

People live like this and are satisfied with their quality of life.

>>36652445
hard to tell. fatties develop faster. Some of them will undergo puberty as young as 6

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>>36651863
>chubbycartwheels.com

>>36651584
If she would of put
-I will not eat your kid.
I would of been sold.

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>>36652559
>get fat
>go on diet
>loose a little
>gain it back
>blame diet industry

not even the sugar lobby/fast food chains ecetera NOPE its the people making diet products fault

>>36652588
false advertising

>>36652559
What place have we discovered?

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>>36652559
>>36652600
Hnnnnnng

>>36652595
well yeah but still anyone who relizes that should be capable of finding out how long term weight loss works also the fast food/candy industry would be a much more logiccal target for fat peoples anger then the diet industry

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>>36651502
>English terms Americans don't understand
>She's fit!

>>36650455
Five Guys is shit anyways. In N Out is way better.

She does kinda look like a crackhead with that expression but I'm liking the bod especially the quads

>>36651105
Every fat positivity activist ever

But I'm heeealthy at 350 pounds

>>36650538
This video is fucked

>>36651533
I'm calling poe's law here, this is 100% satire.

>First, I will cut out fresh fruits and vegetables. These are not only unecessary for a person's deit, but also riddled with pesiticides. Her main vegetable intake will be smoothies from Starbucks

I refuse to believe that this is real.

>>36652696
Yeah me too most fatties think that a Starbucks shake IS healthy. This is clearly satire

>>36651502
Germanfag reporting in, only ones I don't understand are "on ya bike" and "horses for courses"

>>36652720
I didn't know "horses for course" (each to their own, different strokes for different folks), but "on your bike" is telling someone to leave (get on your bike)

>>36652621
Those knees are suffering.

>>36650455
The wig is shitty, desu senpai

>>36650792
>5'7
>135 to 350

What the actual fuck. She's like 200 lbs overweight. I'm about 5'6 and if I start to weigh more than 120 I begin looking chubby and uncomfortable, why why why would anyone bare to get 350?

Fuck, even if she decides to lose weight the stretch marks will never let her look normal, tight and sexy again. The guy should just leave her and move on. Shame he's in his 30s now and wasted his youth with a dying cause.

>>36651533
If this isnt satire then their is no reason for christ to return to the earth

>>36650792
Also, link to post and what did he do in the end?

Former planet here. I was 450lbs and am currently in the 290s. The nay sayers that are against these threads probably don't realize the vast majority of posters are former, current, or recovering fat fucks. Seeing this shit is what keeps me/us from becoming, staying, or going to being like these fat people.

These threads aren't the only motivation, but do go a ways to helping stay motivated.

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>>36651076
>triggered
Isn't that just being mildly upset or annoyed? I get "triggered" all the time too, red lights, rainy days, loud dogs, what the fuck makes her so special that it matters?

>>36653004
I've never been fat i just like the OC greentexts

>>36653011
No. Triggered is a word that represents what sets of a person with PTSD. A solder returning home from war with PTSD could start having flashbacks and/or hallucinations of their time on the battlefield when say a car back fires. Or from the loud boom of fire works.

Triggered is a word stolen by dumb tumblr cunts who don't fully understand it's meaning. That or they feel their bill shit excuses to be worthy of causing them PTSD. Like that one Twitter bitch who claimed she got legit PTSD from angry comments.

>>36652621

BREEEHS....

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>>36651760
look son if it can't flush a live cat in a single go it ain't powerful enough for the bowling ball sized shits that come through a bariatrics ward

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>>36653074
The Ass Was Fat

>>36653074
Brehs.

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>>36651990
>being this delusional

>>36650538
>plus-size
>more like Graham's number size

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>>36650871
Imagine being this fat, Jesus wept, imagine looking down at your hulking mass hating yourself every minute of every day.
That single moment of hope at 3:42am when you get the motivation to lose weight and all you have in the house is junk food and then you realise it would take at least a year, maybe more, to lose it all and even then you will be a saggy skinned mess.
This is why they accept it, it's denial in the purest form, they know they don't have the willpower or energy to even try. They make it seem acceptable and shun whoever disagrees just so they don't break down into tears every night over the fact they will die at 52 and that their knees hurt is actually their fault.

>>36653170
You have to have shame to hate yourself anon, that is something she does not possess.

>>36650494
Lol. The fact that you posted this thread just sums up the entire /fit/ mentality. You lift and get in shape, but you're so autistic that you never actually get the results you want.

That fatass was actually out enjoying himself, while you rotted on 4chan.

>>36653074
> HIGH TEST

>>36650538

Honestly? This doesn't enrage me. I mean, I wouldn't have the sex with her, but that doesn't mean I have to hate her or think she's a shit person. It's whatever.

>>36652053
I was vacationing in the states in February. My brother wanted us to try one. Mixed feelings honestly.

>What do you want in your burger?
>Erhm.. I don't know..
>See there is literally 20 different "toppings".
>Whatever people usually order... thanks.
>He gave me one with 8+ added toppings.
>It fell apart in my hands.
>But they had free peanuts though, which was great.

>>36653074

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO SEE THESE BOWLING BALLS

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>>36653044
this

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>>36650871

mfw "morbidly obese" in the UK is just "fat" in America

>>36650538
This video really got me introspective. At first I sat here and I thought what the fuck am I doing with my life. I was about halfway through when this beef goblin attempted her second cartwheel, only to fail worse than a nig at a swim meet, and I started to realize there is nothing wrong with me. Yes the fact that I just contributed one more view to this degenerate video is wrong, I will admit, but has it gotten this bad. The absolutely hackneyed techno music paired with the vile jiggle of that turbo lard queen sincerely depressed me. Society, in all its triumphs and grandiose and potential has come to this. This is acceptable. This is encouraged. Where did we go wrong guys. When was this allowed to be accepted. As the video came to an end and I put back the razor blades and bottle of pills for another time, I couldn't help but think of the future. Will this shit only get worse or is it just a phase. I sat there feeling aloneness scared and I pondered how this could come to be. This is not acceptable. This is not okay. This needs to stop.

>>36650538
she would have been so pretty...

>>36650613
to me everything that you do way too often stops being as fun as when you do it every once in a while. pizza every few months is godly, but having it every two days would kill it for me. lifting 6 days a week only worked for me when i was massively depressed.
>inb4 sex
yes, sex would be nice all the time.

>>36652621
H
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>>36653074
>>36653091
can someone make a gif related of her flying

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>>36650538
I usually do not troll. I found this to be a good start

>>36653332
gods work

>>36653044

Yup, this.

To be triggered is to become apoplectic, to have a fit of incandescent rage or total psychological and emotional collapse. It's end times level shit. Most people have to endure two or three tours of being covered in their fellow soldiers' guts before being this shattered. But for fatties on Tumblr, a dirty look from a kid in the dessert aisle is enough.

>>36653332
I cringed lad. Try harder next time.

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>>36653332

>>36651415
fair fuckin dinkum m8

>>36652053
They're okay, but in n out is literally the best fast food burger you'll ever get

>>36653353
It really really pisses me off how the tumblr crowd have co-oped so many psychiatric terms into meaningless mush.

Claiming they got PTSD from a fucking comment section is ludicrous. No the only people who deserve to use that word are soldiers who as you said have been in the absolute shit, are persons who grew up getting beaten or sexual assaulted day in and day out, to a person who was raped and left for dead. They get to have ptsd because real ptsd is a fucking nightmare to have.

And it scares me as someone wanting to be a psychiatrist that one day I'll have to treat these people instead someone who is truly suffering because elders face it if they have enough money to feed their addiction they probably have good insurance to keep them """""healthy"""""" in their grotesque forms.

>>36650455

Man, that is great cosplay.

Also lol at baldy commenting on who is 'viewable'

>>36653257
5 guys?

>>36650568
Swallowing is a given.

>>36650919

Fatty spotted.

>>36651502

And anything involving fags.

>>36651105
>goes on 30 minute "jogs"
>walks the whole time

>tfw this is me on the treadmill at the gym

How do I git gud at jogging?

>>36653484
pushing limit

>>36652662
>look for quads
>only find dubs
I need to leave the house, man.

>>36653484
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sixtostart.zombies5k&hl=de

or any couch to 5k programm

>>36653488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhsTmiK7Q2M

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>>36653413
>as someone wanting to be a psychiatrist that one day I'll have to treat these people instead someone who is truly suffering

That will be your personal hell. You'd go to medical school for five years only to do psych on an endless parade of pic related. Switch to carpentry while you can.

>>36650538

Such a waste...

>>36650613
lol eating is like a quarter of the reason i even lift

>>36653501
Didn't even need to click it, I know that song.

But yes. Walking =/= jogging.

>>36650826
"I'm big boned! Teehee!"

So should someone make more pics like OPs? There are tons of great fatty pictures that can be used as the backdrop like the blob covered in honey or any picture if tess Munster cheese would work. Especially one where the her endless cascades of cellulite are visible. Probably takes a five man team of photo editors to air brush that away.

>>36650689

No one ever leaves. Ever.

>>36653515
"BIG BONED"
FAT OR DEFORMED

>>36650792
yeah im gonna need a follow-up on this one.

>>36653413

You'll just have to be one of the 'bad' psychiatrists they are always one about. The ones who call them out on their shit.

I hate it that these whales can usually afford to come in and whine about muh mental condishuns, while the crazy homeless guy that walks around my neighbourhood, screaming about raping and murdering women, isn't institutionalised and treated.

As if schizophrenia is a thing you want to have. As if having PTSD is somehow fun. These tumblrcunts treat these things as just another 'quirky' personality trait. Sickening.

>>36650538
she's so fat she moves with the momentum of a fucking rhinoceros.

our species is supposed to be fast and light ffs.

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>>36650792
>our sex life was fine until she got up to 280 lbs

>>36652559
wtf is the "diet industry"? dieting for a fatty means to eat less, so won't they save money?

>>36653495

>couch to 5k program is 3 days a week for 8 weeks
>Currently go to the gym for cardio only 2 days a week, on top of 3 days for lifting

Fuck. Is this even possible for a big fatass like me?

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>>36650516

She isn't slightly overweight, she's unbelievable tier

>>36653558

supplements. gimmicks. Weight Watchers and the other versions of it. that industry is HUGE. billions, I'm sure.

>>36651584
goddamn , she is fat but she is a teenager. do you cunts really have to shit on someone broke fatass trying to earn some money. I despise moonlings myself, i would have never had the balls to post an ad. Shit my first resume, i had three fucking sentences.

>>36653570

I can imagine a hundred little mountaineers climbing up her with ropes, Gulliver's Travels style

>>36651584

She looks 33

>>36653560
sure its possible
ittl take longer
but if you 2 a week you can get thru the programm in 12 weeks
dont kill your joints consider using the epliptical machines ( you called yourself a fatty so use your own judment)

>>36650613
>Eating is not FUCKING FUN!
you poor creature. Eating is so much fucking fun it's literally one of the seven deadly sins.

I've been tempted for a while to set up a fat acceptance blog on tumblr and fill it with pictures of hot skinny sluts.

>>36652024
snacks don't slow bullets, friend

>>36653622
>you poor creature.
I'm overcoming a sin and experiencing deeper pleasures and you call me poor? The sins are examples of weakness.

>>36650826
The fuck, the thumbnail looked like a full english breakfust.

>>36653672
This is why people don't invite you places.

>>36653692
My 4chan personality isn't my real life personality ya ninny.

>>36651057
the entrance is not necessarily the exit. the entrance of a supermarket can be very big to accomodate lots of people walking in, the exit doesn't have to to do that.

>>36653630
Oh by the way, if anyone is wanting to spam tumblr tags with images, here is a macro script I made for /i/ boards. Someone ended up stealing the script for other operations but they removed all the tips on avoiding spam detection (I think you need to have over three friends or something, just use other alt accounts)

My guide got deleted but a cropped reupload still has the script
http://pastebin.com/035A0w95

>>36653074
she got implants?

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>>36653780
Scrap that, found the full thing,

http://pastebin.com/aYDx1Xun

>inb4 inciting raid
no, I'm not.

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>>36653846
TL;DR

>- *apparently* you can only make three posts to a tag per blog (not account) per day, so mix it up.
>- You need to verify your account to make sure posts actually show up, and it won't let posts show in tags until you are three days old. Test post with accounts after three days to see if they work fully.
>- Feel free to follow your other accounts to make them seem legitimate. YOU MUST HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS BEFORE YOU CAN ACTUALLY POST TO TAGS. If you can only make a few accounts, ask fellow brothers to follow for a follow back.

>>36653782
wingplants

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>>36650792
>current year(s)
>getting married

you made a crucial mistake there, mister

>>36650656
who cares , fatties gotta fat

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>>36652559
Would be hilarious if a shredded /fit/izen showed up to a fatty gathering wearing one of these.

>>36651760
implying they ever shit

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>>36653911
>/fit/izen at a fatty gathering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CNTO6LG4g

(>implying /fit/ is fit)

>>36651123
>store scooter

FUCKING AMERICA

>>36651584
>Hey, I am a responsible teenager
best bit

>>36650871
How come these fucks get more money each year than minimum wage when they're just sitting on their asses doing nothing?

Lets end the thread by listing things fat people can't do:

>>36653971

>Live past 40

>>36653074
she a big girl innit blood

>>36653971
Lay down and put their arms above their heads without being choked

>>36653971
Post on /fit/
Oh wait...

>>36653971
See their toes

>>36654048

See their genitals.

>>36653971
make the cute mortician mire

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>>36650664

>tfw you cant go to nice restaurants with gf because you dumped her
>tfw miss food more than gf

>inb4 just go yourself
I'm not going to go on my own like a loser lmao

>>36654093

Go with friends or relatives. I bet your mom would love it if you took her out to dinner.

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>>36653074

H-High test right b-brehs??

>>36651760
>would like, a blender inside the toilet before it turns into regular piping help?

They actually have that in jails in case the inmates flush contraband that could clog the pipes

>>36650568
She would bite your dick off.

>>36654131
Evolution

>>36653587
Setting up small colonies along the way for lard mining.

>>36650613

This guy burned off his taste buds so he could never enjoy food again. All in an effort to stave off the desire to eat. You can't help but respect the journey to his gains

>>36652022
Did not expect to encounter this reference.

>>36654278
Food is pleasant, not fun.

>>36650516

The first task is literally impossible.

> If you want to bring up how I consume 8,000 calories a day you must provide examples of thin people eating 8,000 calories a day.

Bitch I can't, those people are unicorns, they don't exist, thin people don't eat as much as you, hence why they're thin.

>>36650494
8/10 would binge drink with on the weekends

>>36654356
Unless you're a freak like durianrider who basically bikes the whole of Australia everyday whilst eating a million bananas.

>>36652621
You can even see in the picture that they tried to photoshop out all the cellulite on her legs, but she had so much that they couldn't. How horrifying.

>>36650826
I enlarged the thumbnail and I still kind of want to eat it. I think I'll go kill myself now.

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bowling ball

>>36652384
You should read The Disaster Artist. Very fascinating book if you like The Room.

>>36653413
i knew a little girl who had ptsd because she watched her father get airlifted to a hospital after he got into a motorcycle wreck

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>>36654426
Didn't Tommy make a character shave so he could call him Babyface?

>>36650455
Her tits aren't nearly big enough
0/10

>>36653309
the grass always looks green on the other side
i can confirm that instantly available sex all the time also gets boring
protip: this is partly why people cheat

>>36654383

Yeah or a professional marathon runner or something.

>>36654446
When I was twelve this drunk guy started petting my hair and telling me what a sweet kid I was, how nice and cute. I was all alone in a dark room when this happened. I wouldn't say it's ptsd, of course, but to this day it makes me really uncomfortable if someone touches my hair. I'll freeze up and be really quiet until they stop.

Little things stay with kids.

>>36654107
yes that would be very lovely do this

>>36654131
Laughed heartily

>>36650566

self-mockery is a path to a better life

There are fat prople that believe you can't eat delicious food and still be /fit/ at the same time

>>36650850
You really need to work on your omelettes.

>>36653484
I actually found that lifting somehow made me much more capable at jogging.
I used to get shin splints and run out of breath after 30 seconds of jogging.
Now i can go for a jog without having to switch to walking the entire time.

>>36651740
Last July I was in the hospital for pneumonia, and one day towards the end of her shift, my nurse came in and apologized for not checking up on me earlier (the hospital policy is to have someone check on the patients every hour). She said she and a couple other nurses were busy because of the new admission. She wasn't supposed to tell me this (patient confidentiality), but there was a 750 lb person brought in that day for respiratory problems, and needed to use the bathroom. It apparently took 4 people to get this behemoth out of the bed and get them to the bathroom only to find out that the toilet wasn't built to withstand that much weight. They pulled the butter golem off before it completely wrecked the toilet, but the entire thing was an ordeal, and the staff that helped get it to the toilet had to stick around to assist for when the heavy-duty support toilet system was brought in. I didn't care to ask what that was as the nurse seemed pretty frazzled at the time

>>36654785
>that lifting somehow
You do squats right?

>>36653971
Run up a gentle incline

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>>36651076
Extra fat brought extra sensitivity ? Boohoo

>>36653971
Sink

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>>36651502

>>36653971
breathe quietly

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>>36650538

>tfw you fap to her softcore porn site on the regular

>>36654934
My mom commented on -not this exactly, but on the fact that people try to get people to eat healthy by feeding them disgusting shit, like unseasoned steamed veggies. Like, people will say "I hate eating healthy" but, what the fuck? Healthy can taste exactly as delicious as unhealthy food.

Vegetables don't taste bad because they're healthy, they taste bad because you fucking suck at cooking.

I don't understand this at all people will say things like (or used to say it when I was fatter) "you can't like that: that's healthy!" and every time I wanted to punch them in the neck.

Even when I was eating like a pig, this pissed me off.

Healthy food is being oppressed. It's being systematically oppressed. It's being stereotyped, like queer coding. Health coding.

Fuck HAES, there needs to be a movement for healthy food.

>>36651533
Johnny Cash would be proud.

>>36652559
There literally is no "diet industry".

>>36655131
>"diet industry".
Of course there is, there's an industry for literally anything that makes money. It's just not what people who wear those shirts think it is.

>>36655156
No there isn't. There's no "butter industry" or "ass wiping industry". Not everything is an "industry", you illiterate fuck.

>>36651533
>ex-partner
fucking lesbians

>>36655194
You're really mad. Did the diet industry beat you up in highschool?

>>36655008
Seriously, even if you don't really know how to cook, you can take just about any vegetable, toss it in a bit of olive oil and salt and pepper, and roast it on a high heat for 25 minutes or so and it will be delicious.

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>>36651692
kek'd heartily
>INFINITE MASS

>>36653257
Lol you dont know how to eat a burger. Thats cute

>>36653257
Five guys burgers ain't that good. It's just Wendy but more money.

>>36651994
>Mrs. Bucket?
>IT'S BOUQUEEEEEET
I miss that show.

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>>36653004
Regardless of where we come from. I was an overweight fuck too. I don't think that's the point. I remember when I let myself go and I didnt look for a shadow bigger than me to hide under and blame for my unhealthy lifestyle. I blamed myself and did something about it. These fat hate threads make me laugh because it shows me the weak vs the strong. The weak will find excuses as to why they cant do something. And the strong will always find a way to do it.

And /fit is here to be the asshole peanut gallery that points out the idiocy in people.

/fit is the George Carlin of the fitness community.

>>36653413
Remember there are people in your community who dont help who lie to their patients face so they can keep coming back so they can make more money off them.

I hate therapy for that reason. I dont believe the majority truly wants to treat people with mental issues. They want to treat symptoms and have them coming back when their prescription is low.

Be a good one. Be one that is willing to call out fat fucks for being unmotivated. For calling out depressed fucks for hating life because they didn't do anything with it.

Godspeed

>>36654093
Theres nothing wrong with treating yourself at a restaurant. Take a book. Relax converse with the staff. Youll have a very good night.

>>36654568
I think i was diddled by an old black woman one time when i was like 4 or 5 or something. Can't really remember but I really don't like black people. Could it be because i was possibly diddled by harriet tubman?

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>>36654423
>You remind me of Jessica from 'Who framed Rodger Rabbit'. If you were wearing red it would be a perfect match.
...Not quite...

>>36656113
I don't know. I don't think that's how racism works tho'.

>>36654423

dafuq, is it the pose or the bitch is gonna lose that right leg?

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>>36651675
>Great John

>>36652588
>this kills the child

>>36654568
Can i pet your head anon?

>>36651208
Your BMI = 24.6
That's .4 from being considered overweight

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>>36650538
This video signifies the end of days.