>You will never lift with taytay Is there a worst feel?

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>You will never lift with Hitler

Where's her ass/tits?

>>36650422
I still have time.

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>>36650447
>He fell for the high test meme

>>36650488
> he fell for the somalian look meme

>having a crush on a lesbian

how beta do you even have to be

>>36650422
>you'll never lift with Tay Tay
That's because she doesn't lift

>>36650422
Of course I won't, hell no one will, look at her I don't thinks she's ever even seen a dumbbell.

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>>36650522
>>36650563

Are you sure

>>36650621
>literally no definition in sight
>not even quail egg biceps


My girlfriend with a muscle atrophy condition does curls with 5kg dumbells once a week, and still has bigger biceps.

No. She doesn't lift.

>>36650537
Im a tall, strong, and well built man.
I would let Ellen Degeneres molest me, while she asserts her dominance over me

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>>36650428

But I will lift for Hitler.

Grimes is cuter.

>>36650646
I'd like to drink with her

She seems like a real bro

>>36650621
>20 min of cardio

>>36650422
Bruh, I would *lift* taytay

>>36650644

Epic meme

>>36650658
Yeah, me too. Im not even in the dominate other people stuff

>>36650644
>>36650660

So being lean means she doesn't lift?

If only she had more butt.

>>36650715
Having muscle definitions and fatty limbs means you're lean?

Fuck. It's like you retards don't even lift.

>>36650621

You just proved their point. I've seen thicker arms on holocaust survivors.

Why do people like this woman so much? yeah, I get it, she's pretty, and has a pretty face, but she totally lacks tits, her ass is nothing great, and in the hollywood scene/pop music scene there's a ton of hotter girls.

tay tay fags, explain yourselves to me please.

>>36650786
It's a meme.

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>>36650621

>falling for the 3d meme

>>36650422
>Is there a worst feel?

Yeah, probably her bony ass

>>36650794

I see now... hell, even in porn I can find hotter woman getting fucked

>>36650422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEC7kz4hu6c
listen to it all. Do you still love your plastic product?

>>36650786

Tay isn't a libshit, she is qt and has a good voice.

>she got no ass gnome sayin?

Fuck off nigger

>>36650807
>falling for 2d girls

Wewlad, u sure u dont belong to /r9k/ ?

>>36650428
He's too busy borrowing money to fund public works

>>36650810
Lmfao

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>>36650844

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>>36650844
>2600x1950

>>36650621
That camel toe is visible from space

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>>36650862
>>36650881

>>36650774
KEK'D

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>>36650946

>>36650422
it's the best feel to not lift for skellingtons who barely rate 6.7/10

no booty no tits, okay face

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>>36650422
>lifting with Taylor
>ask her to spot me
>get to failure on 3 pl8
>die

>no ass
>no tits
>no curves
>wears Nike running shoes to workout instead of asics masterrace

wouldn't bang/10

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>>36650974
She's got a 9/10 face

>>36650833

I don't like nigger's balloon asses, but man... she's like a plank looking at her from the back...

>>36651106

>WE WUZ BENCHING 3 PLATES N SHIET

>>36650422
>You will never lift with taytay
Yeah what a shame because she could so easily spot me and rerack the 230lbs on my last rep of bench.

>>36650422
>convince Taytay to let you lift with her
>walk into gym together, and to the light weight dumbell racks that she uses for her toning exercises
>turn around, grip her firmly by the neck and ankle
>bust out 10xtatay reps OHP
>drop her to the floor
>"Light weight baby!"
>walk off without reracking your Taytay in order to find a pair of Ariana Grandes to curl

I'll never understand the Taylor Swift is hot meme. She's a slightly above average girl. Even with millions of dollars that can afford the best healthcare, fitness gurus, make-up artists, designer/tailored everything, etc she looks absolutely meh.

>>36650917
kek'd

I don't understand the appeal at all

>>36651156
There are a few photos, like this one, where Taytay looks a little puffier in the face, and it really doesn't suit her.
Probably just down to angles and the camera, but it makes me feel like she'll never be able to transition to a curvier, fit physique, as any extra weight is just going to make her look like a chipmunk.

>>36650422
how does it feel knowing she only takes the BBC now, white boi? she ain't interested in your little cracka dick

>>36650563
my thoughts exactly

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>>36650422
>you were born too late to explore the world
>you were born to early to explore the universe
>you were born just in time to lift with swift

There's still hope senpai

Isn't taytay a /b/tard and a coal burner tho?

>>36650422
>Wanting to fuck a beanstalk

>>36650940
exactly what I was thinking. im surprised your the only other one to bring it up.

brb havin a wank ;)

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>>36650422
This is actually a really bad feel.
>tfw have fond memories of lifting to Red after walking to the the gym in the cool fall air
>tfw getting a little less happy every year

>>36650935
Joaquin Phoenix is a robot?

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>>36654490
>>tfw getting a little less happy every year

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>>36650422
I wish I hadn't wasted my youth banging sluts, and had found my faith in /fit/ chicks earlier in life.

> pic related

>>36651156
no high cheek bones, I'll give her a 7.4/10 she does have lips suitable for cocks sucking tho

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>>36650621
>that camel toe

>>36654538
>using six 10 kg plates
>suicide grip
>wearing that t-shirt to the gym
>wearing both tights and shorts
Thanks but no thanks, anon

>>36653213
Kek, underrated

>>36650422
wtf am i supposed to do with this fucking shit? pick my teeth? disgustin starving piece of shit

>>36653461
>coal burner

the fuck did this rumor came from

>>36650422
>You will never have Tay grind her pussy all over your face, maliciously trying to smother you to death.
Please guys, I can't do this any more.

>>36651156
Looks piggish. No wonder Americans are ugly.

>>36650422

A grown woman with the body of a 14 year old?
K nothxbye

>>36651156

Bit of a porker, ain't she?

>>36650422
she doesn't lift
look at her legs
not sayin she isn't attractive (i even like her tiny butt) but she don't lift

>>36651156
4/10 would not bang

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>>36651156
she's prettier without makeup tobh

>>36650847

his most infamous policy

>>36655322
Damn, she's 10x hotter in this picture.

>>36655322
>Without makeup
lol
The photoshop on top of the obvious makeup also helped.

>>36650833
>isn't libshit
>likes Bern ''da grass'' Sanders
Pick one

anyone got the reason taylor doesn't gain weight and lift more? Given her activity on social medias and her natural attractiveness it seems that becoming a lifting attention whore would be her next natural step.

>>36653461
No. The pictures with the darkies are just publicity stunts

>>36655603
Because she doesn't care to. She's said she'd rather stay at home and watch movies than go to the gym

>>36650422
I get that she's famous and all, but her being so tall is pretty ugly. Her shoulders are way too wide for a woman.

>>36650422
I'd rather lift Taylor Swift than lift with her.

>>36655668
>jealous roastlet detected
Tall women are superior

>>36650422
yeah because she doesn't lift. She's just a cardiobunny, that ass and legs are not the ass and legs of a lifter.

>>36654776

Cutest porker ever

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>tfw I will never suck a fart out of that butthole while she's wearing those green shorts

>>36655831

She's lean she could be lifting low weights

>>36650422
why are horse women a meme now

>>36650746
she's not lean, she's a skeleton

>>36651065
>shop
>could put your waifu literally fucking anywhere
>put her if front of gas pipe line or whatever the fuck
What? Why?

>>36650935
well, those figurines are technically 3D

has anyone ever fapped to one of her music videos? just literally came back from fapping to shake it off, kek.

>>36650422
I actually read that as "You will never lift taytay"
to be fair, a curl would be more appropriate for her bodyweight

>>36653394
I think she was just a bit fatter before 2013 (? I dont fucking know) and she's the type of person that gets fat in the face
Now she actually has a 10/10 face

>>36654538
and he still has a fit qt sitting in his lap

>>36654677
You forgot

>meme shoes

>>36650786
she's tall

>>36650862
Kill yourself autistic faggot

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>>36650651
Auf nach Afrika Kamerad!

>>36650422
but she doesnt lift

>>36650960
That's a really nice headrest/pillow, where'd you get that?

>>36650422
Look at that horrible pronation or whatever and horrible shoes.

Also no ass and so skinny

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>>36651156
Yes, definitely

>>36650644
This man is correct.
If you disagree you're retarded or trolling.

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>>36650644
>muscular atrophy
You mean when she does high reps to make her muscles grow? Is this her?

>>36662171
>being a virgin
>not knowing that this is how all women look without makeup

kys bae

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better music
better body

>not lifting for carly

>>36662707

strawberry blondes kind of go 2D without makeup

>>36662707
It would highly surprise me to find out that all women, black, Asian, middle eastern, look like that without makeup...

>>36650422
>no quads
>no ass
>no tits
>calf almost as thick as quads

no thanks jeff

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>>36662707
>tfw ex gf naturally had such big piercing eyes, pouty red lips and creamy ivory skin that the only makeup she wore was lipgloss
Fark, in hindsight goddamn I was really punching above my weight when I dated her

>>36662718
my man

>>36650422
>You will never lift with Arnold.
>Arnold will die in your lifetime.

>>36650422
She doesn't even lift. Nothing of value was lost.

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>>36664515
>taytay