Why do you get out of bed in the morning, /fit/?

>>36634712
To get breakfast.

Puke for half an hour and brew some coffee

>>36634716
/thread

That bleach isn't going to drink itself.

So I can go back to bed.

>>36634712
who is this? I remember looking at her pics on fake fbs before I knew how to fap

Some days I wake up at 7:30, other days I wake up at 11am. Why am I like this.

Because I hope that afer repeating the process often enough, one day I will wake up happy

>>36634770
I bet she's a french whore. She looks like my ex

>>36634712
You know she poops, right OP? You know that at some point, that qt has had explosive diarrhea, and green poops? Right?

Because I had an app on my phone that won't turn my alarm off until I've scanned a QR code stuck to my bathroom mirror

>>36634803
get a job

habit

>>36634853
can't you just lower the volume?

>>36634712
to try and better myself so one day i could look back at it all and say it was worth it

but until then, i regret everyday

>>36634712
To crush my dreams even further

We could say that I wake up in the morning just for morbid, perverse curiosity. Like those faggots who slow down when there's an incident on a motor-road, hoping that there's some blood or that they can make some nice selfie or tweet with a crushed skull.
Only that here the blood I hope to capture in a selfie is mine.

>>36634853
I used one of those clever apps that double-check if you really wake up... SleepAsAndroid if I'm right.

I crushed the smartphone into pieces and now, as a matter of fact, I'm using a dumbphone.

Cause I have to piss

>>36634864
this basically, i have been doing it for so long

>>36634712
I hate being in home

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>>36634712
i dont know anymore

Because bedsores suck.

>>36634770
image search says Neta Alchamister, an israeli woman of no importance

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>>36634712

i dont

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>>36634770
>>36634836
Jesus Christ, faggots, literally the first result on jewgle
>can't post facebook link because 4chin believes it's spam

The fact she's jewish is a huge turnoff for me

>>36634712
To get coffee

>>36634712
work
starts at 8am got a comfy job where it's just free money+cardio

>>36634712
Well I gotta pee usually

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Because I don't have an Ai to share it with yet.

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Because you can't kill an idea.

>>36634712
I don't

I LIFT myself out of bed anon

>>36635033
This. As soon i know someone is Jewish i got disgusted instantly

>>36635035

what do you do?

because i have to piss usually

>>36634837
Hold your horses my man. I can get behind explosive diarhea but even I haven't shat a goblin in my life. To put into perspective I have always had a spicy diet with garlic and onions etc and my bowels smel like they could be the next breaktrough in surgical anesthetics. How does one aquire green feces ?

>>36635039
who is this emission enchantress

>>36635086
>she

>>36635064
teach tennis to bored rich ppl for $40/hr

>>36635086
Ai Shinozaki

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>>36635086

Ai!

>>36635086
Ai, LMAO

>>36635107

damn nice

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Her.

>>36635137
>>36635117

wtf are these big juicy azz tittys man

>>36635082
Certain blue food colouring reacts with bile to create a rather bright green.
Probably not what that anon meant, but its in quite a few different foods, including a pre workout I use occasionally.
Two scoops of that will make your poop green enough, that if you had diarrhoea, you could shit in a glass and sell it to middle aged women as a convincing super weight loss shake.

>>36635177

Shes really pretty, but the animal on the left is ugly

>>36635177
I can't tell whose nose is more jewish

>>36635190
>anon is irreversibly high test

>>36634712

Because I have to piss.

That's really about it. No friends. Gym 5 days a week is really the only thing that gets me out of the house.

>>36634836
>She looks like my ex
Everytime someone says this, their ex looks like an ugly version of the hot girl.

>>36635033
>>36635057
This is exactly how autism looks like.

>>36635318
Post pics then faggot.

>>36635318
My girl is hotter than her you fucking virgin budyy. I bet you only say shit like that because you get 0 pussy loser. Mind your own business and shut the fuck up

Because I delude myself into thinking it will get better

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pic VERY related

Just looking at this pic makes me diamonds, thinking about the cup i'll make for myself tomorrow.

>>36635361

Might have to cope without coffee when shit hits the fan bud. Because I will smoke your ass bitch

>>36635378
Sorry, are you on a caffeine cut? Mr. Grumpy Pants

>>36635378
Why doesn't /fit/ have SHTF threads?

>>36635356
>>36634874
these
and if i didn't wake up, it would be like giving up

>tfw no friends
>kissless virgin
>no passions
>have parents and siblings
there really isn't a good reason for me to get up, everything is terrible

>>36635329
Spotted the jew

>>36635422

Because when innawoods, there's no one to show off your gainz to.

/fit/ would rather run outside topless and flex for the panicking citizens as the bombs fall.

Better to die in nuclear hellfire being mired than to flex for the squirrels in your camo tank top.

>>36635329
Hey Barry Gonschoymekelberg

>>36634716
>666+1350
>still falling for the morning jew

>>36635480

lol i don't come here anymore but lol

>>36635526
Kill yourself my man.

>>36635220
SOURCE

That looks almost identical to my high school oneitis.

I don't, I sit in bed for an extra 3 hours and feel like shit.

It is even worse on rest days since I have literally nothing to look forward to besides shitposting on 4chan and playing videogames all day.

>>36635439
i sympathise. still young? do you have a secret self-image? so a you that you tell no one about, the day dream you. do things that matter to that self-image. even if it seems impossible (that just means you don't have a plan). otherwise you're going to need external coercion or massive willpowerto get anything done and you're fucked. willpower doesn't last forever, about ten years of doing shit that doesn't matter to you is the usual duration.

>>36635439
same here. I have a job and everything but nothing ever seems to get better. I just dont' think I'm supposed to be happy. I really made the effort the last few years and it simply hasn't worked.

I keep putting faith in nothing more than time.

>>36635341
Post her pic then. Shes your ex, you have nothing to lose.

>mind your own business
Says the guy who brought up his ex, top fucking kek

>>36635143
underrated post

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To work and put more money into my car which I love.

I'm thinking of adding ITBs, adjustable cams, standalone ecu, bigger injectors, and lexan windows.

>>36635182
And it would work, because you can't really eat if you're in hospital with extreme gastroenteritis

>>36635082
captain crunch turns mine green every time

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>>36635117

>>36634712

coffee + shitposting

Chasing dreams

>>36634716
fpbp

>>36634716
Ttbqhds

>>36635046
better than most of /b/ ylyl post for few months, im prolly a nigger for not knowing it

>>36635046
oh man that pic got me

I didn't.

implying a fucking loser like me actually do bhahahahah afaggot kill your self

>>36634712
Usually because I have to pee. Otherwise I just lay there.

>>36635025
go away pepe and quit bothering us

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>>36636101

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Because I'm arrogant enough to think I can prove so many others wrong

>>36635082
Chlorella powder

>>36635613
eh. lexan windows is much. its probably not the limiting factor in your driving.

i don't

so i can go to work to make money to pay rent so i can continue to exist.

>>36635177
H-town!

>>36635177
TRUNKED

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>>36634712
I ask myself that every single day. I want to get into the Navy (Canuck) but if that doesn't come through I don't really know what I'll do. Try again in a year or two, I guess.

Diarrhea

>>36635453
>>36635499
cope

>>36635082
Drink a lot of blue gatorade

>>36635341
triggered

>>36634712
What else am I gonna do?

>>36635220
I bet she's a vapid cunt when she's not doing these stupid GF simulator videos. Always on her phone and shit, looking at her instragram likes constantly. No thanks.

>>36637664
I want to call you a virgin neckbeard, but I kinda agree.

>>36635177
>tfw your obscure waifu gets posted by another anon
It hurts.

>>36637737
your waifu is no longer obscure. your waifu is now an used up slut

>>36637636
I think the alternative is staying in bed. Could be wrong though.

>>36634712
so that someday my death will not be a burden

>>36634712
To surpass my peers

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For her

>>36634712
Because I'll never become a millionaire from bed.

>>36635613
itbs means standalone or at the very least something that can work with a MAP sensor instead. you could go carbs like a lot of toegay masters

>>36638723
holy shit id let her sit on my face forever

>>36634712
To go for a run.

>>36635057
I feel the same way except for Kat Dennings for some reason.

>>36635341
>yfw the ugly version of that chick dumped your sorry ass

bf wakes me up so we can go lifting

>>36638999
Checked

also *yheir

>>36635361
>french press
posting the one micron above instant coffee tier
>probably the only press you dont bitch out on.

He only thing that gets me out of bed is that I've had too much sleep and staring at the ceiling makes me think about life.

Used to get up to train and ride, but mood disorder is so bad the past couple months that even mild amounts of training open me up to mental overtraining symptoms very quickly.

Feels pretty bad fellas, I truly envy people who can work out all the time and actually get mood benefits from it.

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Was in the library studying by myself like an autist and a Russian girl sat down next to me. She and I chatted and got some coffee and talked. I invited her to a BBQ Saturday, we had a great time, ate some chicken, took some dank Russian molly and cuddled while drinking beer. I was convincing her to go find girls for a threesome before some dude scared her off.

I get out of bed for her tomorrow, thanks /fit/

>>36635577
>this feel
Only 2 or so rest days a week but by midday i feel like a fucking sack of shit

Idk why. I'm so sad and lonely. I do it because I have to. Not because I want to. Somedays I don't even get out of bed.

I hate myself. I hate my life. I want to destroy myself.

I want to be better. I know it's within my power to improve my life. I want to. Deep down I really want to.

But I have such a hard time trying. I guess I'm scared that I could put in a bunch of work and nothing would change. Just emptiness. To be negated.

But that's wrong. I know it's wrong. Fuck the past. Fuck my own bullshit. I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow and breathe fire.

>>36639415
no you're not, you are who you are right now, not what you want to be, not what you were.
stop being a sadcunt right now otherwise nothing will ever change

>>36639415
You need to think of it like this.

It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.

You have to make little tiny steps everyday, and soon those steps will be easy, then you take bigger steps and soon those ones will be easy to.

And before you know it, you'll be at your destination.

Time is going to pass anyway, would you rather one year from now look back with regret? Or be proud of what you accomplished.

It's hard, but in the words of a Bojack Horseman character. "It gets easy, everyday it gets a little easier but you have to do it everyday, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".

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>>36639504
Well. I'll be up in the morning. Giggity.

To slowly make progress on bettering my life

Unrelated question:
Lost my virginity yesterday while hooking up with 8/10 grill, is sex supposed to be extremely underwhelming? Or am I just that bad at it?
I could only keep it up if she was sucking on my dick furiously, and when I put it in her I would go half chub and just get her to give me head some more, only tried getting her to ride me and doing doggy, but barely felt any sensation on either and didn't even end up cumming.

What is the hype with sex? I almost don't want to try it again

>>36639665
It's called sexual anxiety and it's common when losing your virginity, nothing wrong with you really, just too nervous to focus on how good it feels
I had that when i first fucked, I was also drunk, double trouble

To feed my dogs.

>>36639504
>those huge perky tits
You're endangering my nofap senpai

>>36639699
I hope so, cause it felt embarrassing af when I would go half chub inside her, and when I slipped out while going doggy I tried putting it back in but couldn't find the right part of her vag to put it back in so I gave up on that, like my face went red af and almost went completely limp

Hopefully it gets better, I heard going in raw is infinitely better, and that I should stop death grip fapping if I want sex to feel good

>>36639794
Don't focus so much on sticking your dick in, let that be a reward for your foreplay, focus on her body and her reaction to everything you do, take your time and pay attention, talk to her too. Once you've got her to the point of lying there naked with you, you've won, this is your spoil of war so just enjoy it and make sure she enjoys it too

>wake up at 6am daily no need for an alarm
>eat a glorious breakfast
>shitpost on fit
>kiss my gf goodbye
>drive either car or motorcycle (both of which I love) to a job I enjoy with a smile on my face

Sort your life's out fitizens. Life is what you make of it.

because laying in bed for so long starts toget really painful

>>36639861
>focus on her reaction to everything you do
Any tips on what to look out for?

Also any other nuggets of sexual wisdom?

>>36639934
no article or anime imageboard will make you good at fucking, you're best off just getting out there and experiencing shit

Use your tongue to probe her, find what turns her on, does she make a noise when you touch a certain spot? Does she arch her back? Shiver? that sort of shit, different chicks get off different ways, some like nipple stimulation, some clitoral stimulation, some like assplay, some like being rammed by a fucking bull, it's your job to find out every time, get in there soldier

>>36635613
damn nice car anon, ae86?

>>36639965
How many times does it usually take to get half decent?

>>36639885
Shitposting is truly the greatest of pleasures when you have some down time.

>>36639983
Bruz don't worry about that shit, seriously. Just enjoy life, learn from it, don't worry about failure embrace it.

>>36635613
I'm not a car buff, but why would you spend so much money on upgrades to a car that looks like absolute shit? It honestly looks like an 80s car that you could get for $500 or less

Could you explain it to me? I'll keep an open mind senpai

>>36640001
But I enjoy my life by trying to get better at things t b h senpai

>>36635480
>not strangling a bear with your enormous quads innawoods then fucking his qt bear gf
>making it

Pick one

>>36635039
another filthy jap that looks like downie, it's fucking disgusting

>>36635086
ugly downs syndrome looking jap, like all of them

>>36640693
>>36640701
>racism
Enjoy your ban, newfag.

>>36639256
nothing but bollocks

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>>36640714

>>36640714
le reddit is the other way silly cunt
also it's not racism, it's reality. japs are fucking ugly and mutated due to long term radiation exposure from bombs and failed nuclear plants

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I don't even know anymore...

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>>36634712
i get up so i could spend as much energy as possible to be able to sleep again

>>36639885
>Sort your life's out
>life's
lives*

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because I have to

>tfw life has literally 0 meaning and existence is an exercise in torture

>>36634712
If i don't the depression will hit so it's just keeping ahead of that really

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>>36634712
To find a isolated forest spot where I can hang my self without the Norman menace disturbing the peaceful exit.

It's so hard to leave a bed with a girl in it

I get up only if I'm pissed off enough for not sleeping more than 4 hours, then I get up and fall asleep in a public place 4 hours later. Otherwise I spend an hour rolling in bed or just extend sleep for another 4 hours.

>>36634712

No fucking clue.

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>>36634712
I don't fucking know any other reasons other than muh jerb

>>36635057
indeed

>>36634712
responsibilities

>>36634712
joke's on you

i haven't

8am ohhh got lecture
830am grab dick to feel if erection hard
831am nope it's cold and I feel shit I'm sleeping in
10am ahh warm chubby
1159am erection, feeling happier eh I missed lecture fuck it my dicks more important than waking in freezing cold and sporting a 2 inch chode.
1230 eat my yogurt, drink some juice while squeezing my semi

Practically my week

>>36634712
To fuck your mom

>>36635583
Not that poster you relief to but yes I do.

>>36635613
Why not save up for a good car?

I don't know anymore. 1 year of heavy lifting and strict nutrition and my life is still pure shit. I was hoping I could develop some confidence or anything really but it didn't work out.

>>36639256
french press is most top tier form off coffe. FuckUMeanM8

Because I didn't die in my sleep.

>>36634712
>>36634712

We're ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS

Might as well have fun till the day I'm dead.

Wake up anon.

Because my parents would be disappointed in me if I didn't.

>>36639013
:3

>>36634712

To get money and make sure my dad has a great retirement.

>>36634712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeQfxOlmdVc

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>if everything could ever feel this real forever
>if anything could ever be this good again

>>36635422

Because most of us don't live in third world shitholes where SHTF is a realistic possibility in the near future?

>>36634712
I don't know anymore.

>>36634723
Booze kills gains anon

>>36634712
Can't afford to flunk my university classes.

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Took keep working towards the flag. Someday I will capture it permanently.

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>>36634712
I don't know.

>>36639402
>I was convincing her to go find girls for a threesome before some dude scared her off.
She's not a stray cat, how did a man scare her off?

>>36635143
Kek

>>36638723

whos this semen demon?
she has better legs than me

>>36635177
that lil nigga behind the face knows what the fucks up

Because I have to do a bunch of stuff i never end up doing. right before i fall asleep i say to myself that the next day is going to be diferent. but it never is.

>>36642695
Before/After pics senpai?

>>36638723
What's this boys name?

>>36638723
that awful fucking form tho.

>coffee

Enjoy your yellow stained teeth faggs

>>36634712
I don't

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B O I P U C C I

>>36634712
Same way I put pants on. One foot at a time.

you know why there are no ferrari commercials?

because the people who can afford them aren't around watching tv

also get up for(to see her mirin me) Meredith and Zyzz

will not forget u brah

>>36634712
>Why do you get out of bed in the morning, /fit/?

If I try to sleep too long, my head starts to hurt.

>>36650214
Yeah same here i get a bad headache that feels really shitty

because i am terrified of going to jail or getting NJP'd if i don't fucking get up right away.

>>36650214
>>36650229
I get migraines if I sleep too long. All day at least. Same with not drinking enough water or not eating. Sometimes just randomly too.

Doesn't stop me from sleeping in though because sometimes it's just not worth getting up

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>>36640002
people find joy in things. he finds joy in things like so.

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To teach high schoolers for the next 2 years until I finally get my fucking phd

>>36635613
memecar.neverdrifts

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>>36650282
>mk4 wheels

>>36635356
>>36634874
My brothers!

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To learn and lift

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>>36650335
not mine lmao i drive a RSX

>>36634712
I still ask myself that same question every day.

>>36649987
You know you can swallow liquids without it ever touching your teeth, or you can drink liquids before brushing your teeth.

But why am I telling you that, you have a lot of experience with liquids in your mouth.

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>>36650351
>>36650351
wai dud u disapont tagumi??!!

>>36635177
I love elephants

>>36650373
I wont lie i left 4chan about 2 years ago for reddit. Much more ability to have a conversation. On reddit people will actually respond.

>>36639983
You're putting way too much thought into this, Mr NOT porn star.

>>36638723
how much harder are these than standard dips?

>>36637621

Can confirm this. I recently got food poisoned BAD. I was throwing up EVERYTHING, even water for a couple of days. Got really dehydrated so I had a bunch of (blue) maximus, and for some reason I could keep that down and nothing else. I had a couple of litres of the stuff, and my poo was green for ~ 3 days.

It was a special experience I tell you fucking what.

>>36650098
hahaha ur gay . but just to make sure ur gay whos that