Pick a Pokemon to be your gym bro.

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Legs for days. Nigga can squat like nobody's bidness

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>>36631991
idk what this guys name is,just found him on google
But hes my roid raging curlbro now.

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>>36631991

>>36632069
That nigga is a hoss fuck what anyone says. Darmanitan.

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This guy. Always.

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FUARK

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>Not wanting supernatural gains

>>36632209
Deadlifts what.. a million pounds? I mean just look at the thickness.

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>Not having the master of forearms gains guide you in your lifts.

Conkeldurr is the best lifting buddy. He's stronger than Machamp too and you know it.

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>>36631991

And then we can fuck later

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best pokebro

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>5'11'
>277 lb

This nigga built as fuck.

>>36632441

But that's a Digimon.

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Heh. I did some sprite editing back in the day and out lightsabers on the old Gallade. Good stuff

>>36632441
That's a digimon you massive faggot

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I still think that anything above 151 is not a Pokemon.

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Lift with the best or lift with the rest

>>36632472
I'm willing to go up through gold and silver for Houndoom. Then I'm out though

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>>36632441
>Not wanting the best digimon
Shiggydiggerydoo

>>36632472
>skipping leg day this hard

>>36632495
Omg what movie was that

>>36632458
>>36632463

don't be mad because I chose him first

>>36632498
He did skip leg day, he transcended it. Nigga got float day

>>36631991
>those disgusting stretch marks

Lol

>>36632498
Kekd

>>36632529
Season 3, homeboy.

https://youtu.be/ujjRJ4Gkmls
https://youtu.be/_t_IPXqjbok

>>36632452
bear mode

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>>36631991
You niggas have to step up your game

>>36632498
He destroyed his legs

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>itt

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strong as pokemon

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This guy

>>36632177
this guy gets it

>>36632800
He looks buff

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because fire dogs are badass

>>36632712
Dragonite used strength

>>36632831
In that case, Arcanine > Houndoom.

>>36632839
arcanine is cooler, but houndoom is childhood

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>>36631991
Step up your game, nigga.

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So I could go back in time and start when I was younger

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>

>>36632850
breh

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>>36631991

>>36632848
>Arcanine gen 1
>Houndoom gen 3

Nigga wat

Nigga wat

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Metapod

I would just hold him in between sets

>>36632850
Why is she so obviously black?

>>36632465
just bulkin'

>>36632884
houndoom is gen 2, still childhood

>>36632896
cocoon mode. soon u will be a bueatiful butterfly

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>>36632884
>houndoom
>gen 3

>>36632896
He is one of the most comfy pokemon

>>36632913
>>36632924
My bad, gen 2.


But how is he more /childhood/ than Arcanine is?

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Either of these. I'd probably prefer the Rape ape, though

>>36632943
maybe he got silve/gold instead of rby first you dense ass cuck

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>>36631991
nigga why don't you wanna be the very best fighting mastur in the world!

>>36632943
Dunno, I just never used arcanine as a kid. Houndoom was my bro. Plus, arcanine is a wannabe legendary

>>36632800

>won't let you stop lifting until you faint

this nigga hard.

>>36632973
This guy will fuck you up, I don't think he would be of much help

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>>36631991
>picking machoke over machamp
>not wanting the ability to do two exercises at once
>not gunna make it

>>36633086
That shit ain't natty, bruh. He'd be on a completely different routine from me, and trying to keep up with him, I'd just snap my shit up. I'll pass, thanks.

>>36632441
That is an actual thing?
holy shit i shouldve watched digimon when i was younger

>>36632472
Whats leg day again?

>>36633150
You should have. There's a huge amount of sexy female digimon. Just about every digimon thread anywhere ends up turning into a porn thread because of it.

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>>36632898
Dat squat pig nose and huge brow. theres a reason nobody want gorilla girls

>>36633193
You forgot the cornrows.

>>36632465
that bulk tho

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It's like you fuckers haven't even seen the show.
This little beast will aid me in the gym and destroy you in ring.
Pros:
-Little and agile
-It can roll into an impenetrable ball.
-It's cute as fuck
-It can overcome it's weaknesses through training
-Its evolution is OP as fuck
Cons:
None

>>36633193
>>36633212

And the position of her cheek bones!


>racially disecting pokemon fanart

>>36632209
KipBrah
>captcha: select juice
>top kek

That's it. I'm going to download the PJ64 emu and play Pokemon Coliseum.

>>36633237
sandshrew is cute as fuck, I'll give you that

>>36633270
I think you mean stadium you fucking pleb

>>36632452

>can pick any pokemon
>picks 5'11 manlet pokemon

>>36633277
Fuck you and your dubs, nigger. I bet you main Mr. Mime you turd crammer.

>>36632402
Preferably male
>tfw no trap Gardevoir gymbro

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>not training krav maga with your pokebro

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Don't lift with me or my Pokemon's son ever again

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>>36633418

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>implying magic isn't the logical progression of /fraud/

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>>36633436
>>36633431
>>36633418

We doing fusions now?

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>>36631991

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>>36632472
>>36632494

Saying you like pokemon but shitting on everything that's older than Gen 1/2 is like saying you like science but only in the form of Facebook "fun facts" posts.

Essentially the worst level of trash.

>>36633686
MY NIGGA

>>36633686
nigga thats a digimon

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>>36631991
Only one answer

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>>36633846

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>>36633896

>>36633418
Kek

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>>36633911

>>36633116

nigga he can do his own sets AND spot you at the same time

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>>36633960

>>36633960
>>36633986
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BREHS

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Roidchu

>>36633960
>>36633986
Holy fuck that's terrifying

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>>36633960
>>36633896
>>36633846
>>36633986


Or uhh

maybe it's just a mole... guys?

>>36633686
Season 1 was da bomb

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>>36634075
Looks who's overthinking it NOW! Straight from the anime, bruh.

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>breh i'll spot you on your squats

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not picking this nigga

>>36634169
How's a nigga gunna help you workout, if he just phases through the damn bar? Think, man.

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>>36634107
Bullshit

>>36634178
>nigga
Don't ever use that word. it really really triggers me and also that's my word and not yours.

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>>36634169
Gengar best poke

>>36634107

that doesn't even make any sense

they aren't potatos they're moles

>>36634209
>best poke
>psychic deals 4x damage
>weak ass sp. def.
Lmao fucking Gencucks

>>36634205

nigganigganigganigganigganigganigga

I'll say in forever until it stops bothering you

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

>>36634200
cannot unsee

>>36634205
nigga u gay

>>36633418
Top kek

>>36634234
>>36634243

wow you guys are so immature.
I'm reporting you
enjoy your're banned; fuckboi.

;)

>>36632209
fuck yeah swolepert

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It's like you guys don't want to get s h r e d d e d

>>36634200
>/fit/ reincarnated as pokemon
>n no homo of course

>>36632452
>picks literally a bear

>>36633086
So you would want to have to work biceps,tris,shoulders for 2x the amount of time now

>>36633237
cons: manlet

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>Ctrl+f
>no Golurk

its like you guys don't even want to push it to the limit

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This sword guy. Then i would never have to wait for something, because i could slaughter everybody in the gym.

>>36632926
what

>>36635682
He meant that he can tell Metapod to use harden and then shove it inside of his rectum for that "comfy and full feeling"

>>36635802
literally no

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I'm a cardiofag.

We'll run barefoot through the grass together. :)

>>36632472
Same page bro after mew its all garbage

This Pokémon is known to meditate for a whole month without eating.

>>36633981
damn OHP with the top 2 and spot my bench with the bottom set. we may be on to something

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>>36633086

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>>36631991
u niggas mad jelly about my heracross. he got mad strongs.

>>36635886
Comfiest response 2bh

>>36635359

YES

>>36632472
thats because its true, there is only 151 pokemon

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>>36636731
You know.

>>36636774
Meant for >>36632472

(although I think up to Gen 2 is fine - after that they don't even look like Pokemon)

>>36636774
I actually quite like the bird designs from the new gen. There are just more ridiculous designs because they're running out of ideas
>pile of garbage is a pokemon
Lmao

>>36636774
this is just japan's evolution in general. They're very obviously much worse at designs and such currently. Everything has to be cute and "soft" or it won't sell.

>>36636774
>>36636790
>wah, design changes over time and that means everything new is bad
Kill yourself, there are lots of trash designs in every generation.

>>36632864
scott mendelson?

>>36633846
This explains my urge to name him dicklett 90% of the time

>>36636636
>picking the jew pokemon

>>36636873
Yes, but later generations have disturbingly higher proportion of trash designs, a list of which includes actual fucking trash.

There's also a fucking ice cream Pokemon. Say what you want about earlier generations and their flaws, but it's pretty clear that they didn't suffer from the lack of ideas like the later ones have.

And what are we on, like, 7th generation with Pokemon Sun/Moon? Have we finally run out of colors and precious minerals to name the versions after? Don't we already have the sun/moon dichotomy going on in Pokemon designs already? It's time to put the cash cow out of its misery, whoo boy.

>>36637103
>implying le out of ideas maymay has merit
>implying Vanilluxe isn't a cool pokemon
Alright kid, back to /v/ or Facebook, your call.

>>36637126
>he has a point that I can't refute
>better dismiss it by calling it a meme

Also ice cream Pokemon has literally the worst design, even moreso than that jewnose Nosepass evolution.

>>36632465
>>>/plg/

>>36637161
You're making vague, subjective claims. How on Earth could I refute them if they have no objective basis to begin with?

Again, I prefer Vanilluxe to many gen 1 and gen 2 designs. There is no such thing as objective taste, memes aside.

>>36633237
>Its evolution is OP as fuck
>sandslash
>OP

Kek. Goodluck not get fucking facerolled by anything that can avoid getting 2 shotted. Those things are so squishy

>>36637274
There is such a thing as objective aesthetic though. You just have shit tier taste faggot

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Do I really need to explain?

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>>36636854
>pile of garbage is a pokemon
breh
>pile of sludge
>cloud of toxic gas
>a plant

>>36637395
That's objectively retarded. Does someone who likes Celtic fiddle more than New Orleans jazz have objectively better or worse taste? Does someone who prefers Impressionist art to Baroque have objectively better or worse taste?

Dismissing entire generations of Pokémon out of hand shows a real lack of character.

If you want to continue your infantile line of logic though, see >>36637458

>>36637458
Except that a pile of literal garbage bag is manmade and a pokemon would never arise out of it
>inb4 banette

>>36637493
Porygon

>>36632465
my favorite <3

>>36637493
mew and porygon are made. And voltorb is like a mutated pokeball.

>>36637504
That's technically a robot though.

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I like boxing training

>>36637282
>squishy
>literally made of spikes and armor
Come on son

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>>36631991
Can learn aromatherapy for the doms and in case you snap your shit. Can learn seismic toss so you know she's strong as fuck. Softboiled for an endless supply of eggs. Tell me you wouldn't want to cuddle with Blissey at night and have her tale care of you

Best lifting buddy/mama bear

>>36637653
I meant *take my bad

>>36637653
I'd fuck the whole Chansey evolution line

>>36633788
worst analogy I have ever heard, ever. Seriously man that was awful.

>>36637542
>choosing the ippomon
mah nigga

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GOMMMAD GALLON OF MOOMOO MILK A DAY

>>36637755
>sucking on its own nipple

w-what

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>>36637755
This

>>36637776
You would too, if you could. I know I would.

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>>36632452
Bear mode is where it's at

>>36631991
pikachu

>>36637715
How so? The music one might be a stretch but different art styles separated by time? Seems pretty spot on.

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>>36631991
This guy could be pretty useful in re-racking weights.

>>36633237

>the show

lol

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hnnnng

Gyarados is literally the incarnation of the idea of making it.
>start off weak as fuck and useless
>have to make him go into battles despite the fact that he can't do anything
>one day he realizes he's a fucking monster and starts destroying everything in sight with hyper beam
The /fit/ ideal

>>36638349
>tits
>not a trap Gardevoir
Fucking dropped

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>>36632452
>>36632209
seconding these

and how has Aggron not been posted yet

The newest pokemon dont look so horrible although those legendaries look somewhat boring.
They should make an oni pokemon duo. Blue and Red and armed with clubs or something.

>>36635802
Lmao

>>36634227
>implying it doesn't one shot them first

>>36632472

Because everything after the original 151 is

>what the fuck shit are they willing to buy that we can sell them?

Literally Chinpokimon from South Park.

You Silver/Gold/AquaGreen/TabascoRed mother fuckers would buy "Shoe" if they put it on a card.

I am cancer

>>36637468
Don't be mad at me you were born with, and then cultivated, edgy shit taste ;^)

>>36633788
Such a fucking stupid analogy kek

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>>36634075
>>36633896
>>36633846
>>36634107

My niggas

>Not picking onix, the one and only barbell bro

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Gotta pick that original edgelord for maximum mind gains.

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>>36638501
>his main type (flying) doesn't go well with his primary moves.
>Ends up missing Same Type Attack Bonus but still hits hard enough to be a staple OU tier pokemon
>Has Dragon Dance as his trump card to take him to unbelievable heights
>Mega Evolution makes him dark type and basically Smug

>>36642061
The part about his flying type is that he's basically a misfit, but it doesn't matter.

Very good pokemon.

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How do I achieve Golem mode?

>>36632498
hahahahahhahahahaha

>>36642133
Never do anything but deadlifts

>>36638501
>>36642061
Also his hyper beam is weak as fuck because his special attack stat is shit.

>>36642190
>Hyper Beam
>Special
It's physical in every generation that matters.

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techniques

>>36632053
Yeah this nigga right here. I'm gonna kick ass at the kick-boxing gym with his training.

>>36642209
yes but watch the ice

>>36634278
shut up nigger

>>36637440
pajeet my son

>>36634205
Nigga
Nigga
Nigga
Nigga
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER

>>36632402
this is why I love 4chan

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>>36635431

>>36642133
roid gut+roid traps

>>36635359
16 hour arms cmon

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Things will be hard at first. But it will pay off in the end.

...right?

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>not basking in the sun on a rock post-workout
Never gonna make it desu

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>>36640304

>>36643333
Nice digits.

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>>36631991