How do I get into Cristiano Ronaldo mode?

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Train eat a live like a world champion soccer player.

>>36624574
Ice bath and 3000( yes 3000) sit ups per day

>>36624574
he looks like a manlet

>>36624574

Get caught with trannies x f

>Look it up, it's happened a few times he Ioves that shit

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Hala Madrid
They fucking rekt the Barcelona degenerates today
> feelsgoodman

>>36624574
SS + GOMAD
I hear he has a regular intake of oats and loves to squat too

>>36624574
Stop lifting
Learn how to sit by the goal and take potshots

>>36624624
> believing futbol media drama
Wew lad

I'd love to know what he's on

Pity you can't have this conversation because the internet at large has a massive hard-on for the guy

>>36625072
Kek

>>36625088

He doesn't look at big, he's lean af though

>>36625039
>seven points
>celebrating losing the league

also what part of spain are you from mate?

>>36624574
>How do I get into Cristiano Ronaldo mode?
Be skinny

>>36625137
I'm sure you're a big guy.

>>36624601
Why 3000? Is it just vanity purposes?
I cant imagine that would be useful in soccer, he doesnt even dive into his abs

>>36625039
>degenerates

Fuck off retard.

t. Madridista

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be the best world football player :)

Train a lot and take PEDs

>>36626626
>I cant imagine that would be useful in soccer
You have no imagination then.

>>36624576
>>36625020
Tsu? Wtf /fit/ he is saying "Siiiiii", Spanish for "yes"

>>36628920
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>36627883
>Yo mismo
>En la uni
>La profesora es del Atleti pero odia al barsa
>Examen en breve (en un par de semanas)
>Se sabe que es más o menos difícil su examen o su manera de corregir en función de los partidos recientes
>Gana el Madrid

Aprobado asegurado, a vivir la vida mindunguis

>>36625020

>He TSUUs for thirty seconds

wew