/fit/izen gets scolded by mom

>>36619566

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Oh man that is great.

>>36619566
>OP is a faggot posting TumbIer screen cap garbage thinking it's funny

>>36619566
my mom is still thin today and stayed pretty attractive into her late 40s

thanks mom

>>36619566
I bet she's obese.

>>36619566
>TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!
>I'M GLAD I SCREEN SHOT THIS PICTURE!

Then what's the point of taking it down?

>wanting your son to find you attractive

White people baka

> this deletes the mother

>>36619566
Fucking wicked.

>>36619593

I bet she isn't.

My mom got an education, worked heavy physical labour and still does, set a national youth sprinting record as a teen, and still keeps in shape. I fucking hate this stupid 'lol girls just don't be fat' meme too. Disrespectful little shits who don't recognise all the skills their moms have that are needed to raise a family.

Yes I mad.

>>36619607
Wut? Why would you not want to be attractive for your kids?

>>36619625
It is a stupid image, there's a hell of a lot more to being a worthwhile woman than just not being fat as anyone from /fit/ should be well aware but it's clear what has made his mom go off her rocker in this case.

>attractive
OK
>for your kids
U wot m8

>>36619640
Are you suggesting that you can't know that someone's attractive without wanting to stick your dick in them?

Lmao now the dad has to deal with the buttmad mom all because of the kid's mess, fuck having kids and letting them fuck everything up

>>36619566
> Its allowing your relatives anywhere near your social media
they are literally aliens who don't know what the fuck is going on the internet wild west

>>36619566
>that last comment

straight savage, mom.

I actually agree with the image

Fuck. 4chan ruined me

>>36619650
>facebook
>part of the internet
Nigga wat, facebook is basically real life at thanksgiving. It happens to be on the internet but it's clearly on the real life side of that dividing line.

>>36619648
Do you know what attractive means? You are literally attracted (allured, enticed) by them. You can tell whether someone is pretty or not but being attracted to someone is as binary as it gets.

>>36619664
THIS
Upvoted and reblogged

>>36619566
Honestly obesity is ugly, and it's the truth. Her screaming insecurities are painful to read.

>>36619664
I'm a misogynistic cunt and I strongly disagree with that image. Have you actually dated any girls? It's very difficult to find a girl worth having around for more than a one time casual sex thing. There's an infinite number of sloots on tinder who fit the "not fat" standard but the vast majority are not girlfriend material.

>>36619566
BASED MOM
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>>36619687
>Honestly obesity is ugly, and it's the truth.
Unless you're a womyn, you ignorant oppressive shitlord virgin

that image isn't even true, you have to be extremely autistic to think that it's true

>>36619675
Attraction doesn't have to be sexual attraction, do you literally have zero friends or family or something? You think parents should get fat and ugly as soon as they have children just in case they get some weird oedipus complex?

>>36619640
Elektra complex. You want grandkids that look good in the photos you share, so you want your son finding an attractive woman. This creates your genetic legacy.

>>36619566
I mean, the mom isn't right.
She just happens to be fat.

>>36619664
what's not to agree with. sure, there is more for a woman to be attractive than '*'just don't be fat''- if you're a ugly woman you're p much fucked in our society- but while women are more readily accepted the way they are any fully self-actualized man will have gone through tons of shaping by culture to be considered ''attractive''. shit's work.

but i don't really think that's such a bad thing. i kinda like that joseph campbell idea of ''the mans journey/ hero with a thousand faces'' and all that.
women and men don't need to be the same and not the same needs to be expected of them.

>>36619687
Yeah, there is more projecting going on than in a movie theater. Normal people don't have a lose your shit reaction like that. Tumblr fatties do.

>>36619716
Welcome to 4chan

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>I wouldn't worry about any other girls response here, mine should enlighten you

>>36619566
kek she's insecure as fuck

>>36619705
I am a woman, and you heard me, being obese is extremely ugly, and am I really being oppressive by expressing my thoughts? ...typical fat people way of thinking you got there, taking everything as an offense. throw away your victim flag and stop eating McDoubles.

>>36619882
there is only one asian on this board, and her name is sparrow

>My mother told me how shitty women can be
>She raised me to avoid the girls with obvious daddy issues

She taught me a lot.

>>36619687
Agreed.

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>>36619566

>getting insulted by your own mom on facebook

>>36619882

>"I'm a woman"
>dumb enough to being baited this hard

color me surprised

>>36619882
lmao got em

>>36619904
My own mother told me to meet as many women as I can before marriage.

"Collect, collect, collect, and then select."

She also advised me against dating girls with thin hips and no butt.

>>36619896
>there is only one Asian on this board
Where do you think 4chan originated from?
>>36619927
You can pretend that you were trolling, most of you do that everyday.

>>36619625
>attractive
>raise a family

Not even remotely related to each other you kuck.

>only in america
>white people
zozzle

>>36619979
a white man??
lmfao
gtfo chink

>>36619983
tons of niggers act like this
tf you saying?

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>>36619979
>You can pretend that you were trolling, most of you do that everyday.
He's not even the guy who originally posted that comment

for an asian, you're dumber than a sack of wet potatoes

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>>36619989
>a white man

>>36620000
You do know that there are more fat people than fit people right on /fit/ right

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>>36619979
It originated from white bois who liked Japanese cartoons and wanted to clone Jap websites to discuss them.

>>36620026
If it wasn't for us you wouldn't have this shit chan

>>36620038
If anime didn't exist we'd be on some other spinoff of somethingawful related to some other dweeb shit.

>>36619969
good advice.
man, why did my mom never teach me this type of shit?
my parents just didn't give me shit to go on.

>>36620025
That doesn't change the fact that you're dumb as fuck for taking some overt b8

like "Martin Lawrence running around naked in the street on PCP" overt

>>36620025
>>36620038
Moot coded 4chan on his own, you fagtron.

He might have copied/plagiarized the source code from 2ch, but he literally translated all of it into english and tweaked it over 12 years so he could put 4chan out. By your logic, asians are too fuckin' dumb to invent planes, since the first plane was invented by TWO WHITE MEN and all of China's/Korea's/Japan's air force is filled with planes made in other countries or copied from other countries designs

>tl;dr: lmao got em

>>36620053
Which is not 4chan, it would be like that faggy forums on bodybuilding .com. I am not so proud of my own people for the things they do but they did influence others to make an okay things. 4chan not included.

>>36620083
I'm not really sure what we're arguing about exactly.

>>36619737
Lol wut. Electra complex is when a daughter feels she is in competition with her mother in regards to "possessing" the father. Has nothing to do with grandkids or genetic lineage, and it's bullshit Freudian/Jungian nonsense anyway

>>36619566
>Her second post.
Well I see why she's so offended.

>>36619566
>Pregnant = fat
This is where she fucked up

>>36619566

>How do you like being single forever because your a DOUCHE CANOE?

my sides

DOUCHE CANOE famerino

>>36619566
The mum is dumb as fuck for posting that trite.
Just because you're not attractive doesn't mean you don't have any value. Sadly, the image is largely true. Not to fucking mention, if you're not a hamplanet you're pretty much okay.

>>36619566
>mom sneaks into bathroom while I'm asleep
>steals half of my eighth of weed
>doesn't tell me that she took it
>waits until an appointment that I have with my psychologist and my mom shows them pics
>psychologist says that I should go to rehab
>would actually just like to leave home because my lizard parents stole my weed and smoked it then snitched on my to my psychologist
>insurance wont pay for marijuana rehab lol
>parents too cheap to pay for rehab

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>>36620066
>Being this proud of 4chan's existence
Good for you fatty lol, I wouldn't be too proud though.

If you hate Asians and their dumb inventions, then why do you use their technologies on daily basis? I mean you can be all /Po/tard on me, I don't give a shit about one angry fatass behind a screen.

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>>36619566
so the mom is pissed that her son is not finding her attractive?

dat last comment was funny though

>>36620175
>still calling me "fat" because you're either dumb enough to take my b8 or too dumb to know what b8 is

lmao

got em

>>36619566
So she's not pissed off at the bias of the photo or the message its trying to get across
She's pissed off because apparently the one point on the woman's side was still to high of a standard
What the fuck

>>36620203
Alright, post your body to prove us wrong. How the hell do we know about your body when you're just harping away you wank

>>36620163
and I have had my mom blocked on facebook since highschool
my mom stalked my page and messaged me telling me to apologize to some kid
she's even snuck onto my computer and read my messages
she's fucking crazy
I have her blocked irl

>>36620175
Also, asians didn't "invent" anything.

That's like saying blacks "invented" The White House and The Monticello because they put the bricks into place.

White men invented the internet, the iThing, the smartphone, 4g internet, Wi-Fi, and all the other "technologies" you're alluding to.

All asians did was put them together for $0.05/hour because you people have no regard for human life and tiny fingers.

>>36620214
lmao got em

>>36619625
>Disrespectful little shits who don't recognise all the skills their moms have that are needed to raise a family.
>falling for the muh most difficult job meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hitc8haEu_g

>>36620214
And if you really think that obese women are attractive, tell me, how does your dick reach through all that folds of fats?

>>36620217
Lol, I bet my mum's worse than yours.

>>36620222
/pol/ you need to find something better to do with your life, fanatical shitposting is bad for your high blood pressure

>>3661965
That comment made it all worth it

>>36620277
>posting the truth
>shitposting

Choose juan (1), Juan.

How about you use your "functional strength" to Go Back and Build Wall?

>Also, asians didn't "invent" anything
I stopped reading from there, why am I wasting time on a fatass who's brain is also made of fats. You should google before posting false information or are you too lazy to do that also.
>>36620222
LOL why are you avoiding to post your body? By saying "Lmao got em" you think that proved yourself? fatties I swear...

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>>36620301
>he can't name one (1) piece of "new technology" that "asians" have invented in the past 20 years that everyone uses at least daily

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>>36620222

kek, someone took Addy-chan words at "People and Race" chapter too serious

>>36620327
Just because you don't know the answer to that that doesn't mean that you should ask me for answers and not do your own research lol so fucking lazy are you now... Alright, enough with your shit post body. I have been saying this shit so many times and yet you won't post it. Let us see what you look like. Or stop wasting my time

>>36619625

>I fucking hate this stupid 'lol girls just don't be fat' meme too. Disrespectful little shits who don't recognise all the skills their moms have that are needed to raise a family.

Except that this has absolutely nothing to do with raising a family. It has everything to do with first impressions and general perceived attractiveness and it's not entirely wrong.

>>36619625
The point is men have expectations and women don't

>>36620374
>ching chong I put screen on iPhone I invent iPhone
>ping pong I sew top of shoe onto bottom of shoe, I invent Nike

Doesn't work that way.

>>36620368
Can you refute me?

>>36620327
High-fructose corn syrup

Japan invented it to make you fat, lazy, and diabetic.

>>36620397
I have never mentioned Apple product nor Nike product, why are you twisting shit up? ran out of words? Post your damn body you fat sack of story twisting twat

>>36620425
>so dumb he falls for overt b8
>so dumb he can't name a single modern relevant "asian invention"

>deflects onto my appearance instead of admitting any of this

got em

>>36620450
You can call me dumb all you want if that makes you feel any better, but everyone here know that you're just an insecure fatass who is nothing. For the 5th time. Post your flabs.

>>36619718
What are you talking about? You weren't using that form of attraction,of course you can be emotionally attracted to someone but I was talking physically. You aren't physically attracted to your parents typically.

>You think parents should get fat and ugly as soon as they have children just in case they get some weird oedipus complex?

I have no idea where you get that idea.

Your mother can be pretty but if you are attracted to your mother you have a mental condition.

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>>36620510
>everyone here

Speak for yourself, dummy. I think you're just too narcissistic to admit you fell for some fatass' bait

>>36620397

Sure, wait two hours and I'll provide irrefutable proof that will shake everything you believed until now

>>36620527
Oh I see, you were being autistic (and still wrong) about semantics the whole time. Nice meme friend.

>>36620536
>I-it's a bait!! h-haha
>Y-you're dumb!!
Yet no body post after 6th time telling you to post one. Ah well, I even prepared my eye bleach beside me just in case you post one. I guess you're insecurities were that bad huh, do us a favor and drink my bleach.

Women are more selective in choosing partners because they get pregnant and have a finite number of eggs, while men have basically infinite sperm.

Why is this controversial?

>>36619625
>Disrespectful little shits who don't recognise all the skills their moms have that are needed to raise a family.
Exactly what skills do you need as a mother? Changing diapers and dealing with temper tantrums isn't a hard skill.
fact, all women have to do is not be fat, get fucked by a rich guy and play with a kid all day. Its like saying raising a puppy is difficult. Its not.

His mom is as trashy as they come. Who the fuck goes on rants like that on fucking Facebook of all places, and towards their family of all people? That shit should be a private matter.

Seriously, she sounds like a highschooler that got knocked up at 16 and never progressed emotionally.

>your proctologist called
>he found your head
kek mom rekt

>>36620612
I like how the best you can do is go off about his body in a completely unrelated discussion. Asians haven't invented anything of value in the last like, 40 years. You crying about him not posting his body (and being completely unable to refute his point) isn't going to change anything.

p.s. you roid, look like shit and don't know anything about lifting, but that's not really relevant to the "Asians haven't invented shit" discussion

>>36620275
your mom is probably a zombie bro
or at least mine is
she acts worse than hillary clinton

>>36620403

Revenge for Hiroshima. Though they created it in the 60's.

>>36620784
well, they invented a bunch of storage media

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>>36619625
>using a Australian spider web basket weaving forum while being a mom

For shame anon-chan

>>36619566
i would just ignore it if someone was posting comments like that

just works out better that way, i certainly don't care if my mom doesn't see things my way

women are fucking insane honestly

I don't have a good relationship with my mom either. It's always yelling and shit.

>>36620943
It's pretty funny that in a thread about a crazy mom, another crazy woman came in to prove how insane they really are

>>36620612
ahahahahahha shit im really unsure now if you are trolling or just really dumb

from a fellow asian, you are retarded

>>36620784
>his
Don't care of it's you or that insecure fatass. Listen buddy, if you discuss about obesity, you're talking about a body, and who has a body? Everyone has one. I'm not even discussing about what Japs invented in last 20~40 years, Asians haven't invented shit or /pol/ shits because I fucking hate people who derails fitness subjects with other bullshits. This is a fucking /fit/ness board. Why would I waste my time on your autism? He told me that I shouldn't be calling him fat because? Well it's pretty fucking obvious that he's a fatass since he is so insecure about posing himself on here.

I am proud to say that I roid, and I'm one of the honest ones that admits it. Because I'm pretty damn confident about myself and won't change the subject and ask white people the "w-what have you guys invented!!" and pull racist bullshit. That's for people who ran out of words to say. I have a picture of myself in CBT archive when I was natty for 3 years, then the date of when exactly I took roids. Check it out.

>>36619625
>pic says dont be fat
>mom says "so im not attractive?!"

you lack the reading comprehension of a 3rd grader m8

>>36621055
post pics

>>36621113
>Post pics
I asked your lardass to post one for like 6th times, post one of yourself with a time stamp first then. Did you even go into archives

>>36619649
"Honey do you think I'm unattractive because I'm fat?" "Why yes this would be a good time to bring up how much food you shove in your mouth."

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>>36621154
are you actually biologically female or some troll?
now post pics bitch

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>>36619591
Post pics of your hot mom

>>36621203
Where's the fucking time stamp I asked for you twat

>>36621217
im not even the original guy you argued with faggot

>>36621229
Did I personally ask you for one bitch? no I certainly did not. go fuck yourself

>>36621217
你他妈的傻屄

>>36621255
lay off the testosterone before you grow a dick
you already have the shit personality
you probably dont even have the body because of your lack of pic posting

>>36619625
>literally done billions of times throughout history
>can easily be done by the stupidest of a population

wow having kids is so hard.

Holy shit thats like the worst mom ever.

If your kid does something retarded like that you're supposed to shame him in private while making sure no one else knows about it. Basically he learns his lesson and his life isnt ruined because of it.

>>36619625
>being a mother makes you inherently skilled

you are the reason every woman with a kid is the most entitled, insufferable, annoying shit

>>36621276
Oh neat, I have a shit personality because I'm not being a fucking racist, not derailing the subject with racist subjects, being truthful on my roid usage to avoid misinforming people, and simply expressing my thoughts on obesity and how ugly I personally think it is. And someone faggot calls me a bitch on his first post and for some unwanted fucking reason post his fucking pic. This is why majority of /fit/ has issues

>>36620169
>marijuana rehab

kek

>>36621357
Is this bait?

>>36619566
>DILUTED ENOUGH
>DILLUTTTEEEEED
BWUAHAHAHA shit-tier mom!~ OK i'll read the rest.

>>36621339
This. Getting fucked and popping out a 6lb crotchfruit doesn't endow you with some fucking knowledge of the universe.

>>36621376
Don't you mean "I ran out of words"

>>36621376
I don't know man, honestly I think it is bait. Nobody is this retarded, even on DHT or other anabolic steroids.

>check thread
>expect "lol fat ppl amirite"
>get verbal race war

it's bound to happen to any thread on 4chan anyway so I don't even know why I bother

>>36619566
>I guess I'm unattractive and don't do a thing for you?

Does she want her son to fuck her?

>>36619566
Blown the FUCK out.

Disregard everything I have said here, I suck cocks

>>36621432
roid rage
never get on juice, boys

>>36620038
>calls it shit
>still posts on it

>>36619625

Most people here had alcoholic mothers and zero dads. They think the only thing it takes to raise a child is ebt and a television for a nanny.
You wont get sympathy here.

>>36619566
Lmao if that was my mom i would of just replied

"eyy lmao"

>>36620625

only valuable post

>>36619756
>any fully self-actualized man will have gone through tons of shaping by culture to be considered ''attractive''
No, all you really need is height, face, and frame

Yes that is a meme but in this situation it's true. Those other things can make you attractive but they're not necessary.

>>36620222
They also made gunpoweder and fun stuff. They invented alot in the past, the Japs are also making some cool things today and Korea seems to be moving up in the tech world as well. If you dont believe me look it up yourself!

>>36619882
>throw away your victim flag and stop eating McDoubles.

Your point is fine, but McDoubles aren't bad for cutting. 2 of those guys with some water to drink isn't bad macro/calorie wise.

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>>36620829
Y-yeah
I win

>>36623075
"K"