Fastest Way To Get Fat

>>36619094
move to america

ask ur mum

>>36619094

Meal replacement drinks. Buy a few cases of them and drink them like beer at a frat party.

>>36619094
eat a lot of trash like mcdonalds

>>36619094
Atkins diet

Eating calorie dense foods while you watch tv
Industrialized cheap shit like sausages and bologna

GOMAD

>>36619094
Heavy cream. Chug the stuff, can't get calories down any faster IMO. It's what "feeders" use

>>36619094
/fit/->Fitness board
OP asks advice on literally the opposite of what this board is about. Baffling.

>>36619225

Also, condensed milk. Put it in anything for a sugar bomb of calories.

why

>>36619094
One pint of olive oil a day for a month should do it.

>>36619416
I get off on weight gain. I'll only try it on myself for a couple months just to see what it's like, but I may also try it on a girl and try to get a skinny girl fat without her noticing.

Mass gainer shakes with peanut butter, mixed with heavy cream.
Oil and mayo on everything.
GOMAD, soda, whatever you can pour down your throat faster than you can by eating.
...I take it a healthy diet and lifestyle isn't one of your concerns, right?

>>36619094
that picture is a god damn shame

>>36619521
Fuck you, if you wanna ruin your body go ahead
but you have no right to ruin someone elses body

make a tumblr

>>7974049
Why?

>>36619251
Maybe OP assumes that /fit/ would know exactly what to avoid to get fat

>>36619521
you're the biggest cunt I've seen in a while, and I see lots of them...

>>36619521
You should kill yourself.

Guys, how can my arms gain more fat, i've gained fat in my whole body least my arms

>>36619885
spot reduction is a myth, so what makes you think the reverse is possible?

>>36619094
the combination of sugar and fat.

>tfw you're active, care about being healthy and staying thin and fit but find stuffing/weight gain a turn on

I'm not attracted to fatties but I guess it's some kind of weird fetish? I used to be into it more years ago, watching videos of people eat to expand their stomachs, but I suddenly just lost interest. I feel disgusted and ashamed to admit that. I never want to get fat myself though.

>>36619940
>to expand their stomachs
you're mistaking your fetish. it's pregancy fetish you're looking for

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Donuts

a person could easily eat 6 of them before they feel full. An hour later they are hungry again.

Booze. Just drink a lot of mixed drinks and weird ipas.

>>36619973
this guy's right, I worked at a donut shop for a year, gained plenty of useless flab

Try the sumo wrestler diet if you want to get fat without the heart problems.

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Weight gain is hormonally regulated.
To gain weight you need to increase your insulin levels.
That is:
Eat constantly.
Eat easily digested carbs, no fiber and lots of animal protein like whey.

>>36619914
Then why I'm a fatass with skele arms?

>>36620027
Is that subcutaneous or visceral fat? I mean if you have a big bloated belly but little fat under the skin it means your metabolism is all fucked up and your internal organs are bathing in fat.

>>36620051
Subcutaneous

>>36619968
Nope not into pregnancy or inflation or balloon crap.I guess you can say a fantasy of mine is to feed a guy (I'm a grill not gayman) with as much food as possible and I would comfort him by rubbing his soft belly, playing with it or poking it, rest my head on it, etc. It's weird as fuck and realistically I would never do that. I can't even explain why I find it arousing but I feel disgusted and ashamed about it.

>>36620127
>>36619940
I first noticed I was into this in middle school. There was this boy that had a normal looking body with a shirt on, but then I saw him in the locker room and he had a soft belly with love handles. I couldn't help but stare and I didn't know why. Then there were the skinny kids that got fat during puberty and thinking about that always made me horny regardless of what sex they were.

>>36619521
Found the spic.

>>36620127
I'm a guy who gains weight easily and hates to cut, do you want to marry me? But just to claritfy you can't get fat.

>>36620127
I'm not into getting fat, but I would like to have this done to me once.

>>36620127
You are literally my worst nightmare and the reason I fear women.

Larger

>>36620467
I never said I would do it in real life. Like I said I'm not into fatties andits just a fantasy. Its something I would enjoy for a moment but realistically its not possible for a fit guy to go fat in one sitting and revert back.

>>36620127
How common is this? Because, I agree with this guy
>>36620467

>captcha: select the milkshake

>>36619094

Literally read the sticky and do SS.

>>36620542
It's not common at all. Don't worry, most women are just shallow.

>>36620539
You say that, but it is very common for women to guilt trip men into eating more "because I made it for you. Don't you love me?". We're expected to eat "like men" or else we're pussies, and or else we don't love you. Mothers, grandmothers. Feeder women are a lot more common than feeder men.

>>36620619
oops. meant to link >>36620580

>>36619521
you should probably kill yourself

>>36619521
You fucking scum

>>36619521
please kill yourself. fucking degenerate

>>36619094
If the fat people from the fat hate threads ca be believed, just don't eat anymore than 500 cals of veggies everyday while exercising plenty and you'll gain weight super quick.

>>36619914
>spot reduction is a myth
This may not be the case in the future. Though not through exercise. There's a cream you can apply to your under eye area to deplete fat and reduce puffiness. The people who developed it are currently investigating whether it can be modified for use elsewhere on the body. Granted, the effects would be slow and on the scale of months at least, but it would be 100% fat loss in a specific location.

>What is the most calorie rich, yet last filling food there is?

Peanuts.

The food that's most filling and least calorie dense in my opinion is Greek yogurt so don't have that I guess

>>36619521
Time to fap

>>36619521
You're obviously a degenerate me lad but so am I. Were you in the /aco/ mutual gaining thread?

>>36620910
There already is lipo and even some sort of laser fat removal (which actually forces the body to burn *that* fat and then you have to immediately exercise to keep it from coming back right away).

There is no spot fat removal that can be done natty and there will never be, and that's what he meant.

>>36619521
>it's a "Hal gets Lois fat without her noticing" episode

>>36619521
Despite this being bait, I must say you deserve to die if you do that to someone.

>>36620553
underrated af

>>36619094
GOMAD + Starting Strength

>>36619521
https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/actors-who-gained-weight-for-roles-christian-bale-matt-damon-robert-de-niro this is how hollywood actors did it. They all pretty much recommend against it Jared Leto got gout because he gained 60 pounds for a role. Benicio del toro says its too unhealthy and turns down roles that require him to be fat. Ryan Gosling got too fat for a role and was fired and replaced with mark Wahlberg

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>>36619521
>without her noticing

>>36622406
I've read about guys that spoil their GFs with both large portions of food and new (bigger) clothing. Since their clothes always fit, it takes a while for them to notice. It is a shitty thing to do, but some girls like being on the receiving end of that. It just sucks because once I know who is into that, a lot of the thrill is lost.

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>>36622272
I get it. You're all white knight moralfags. I'm not impressed.

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>>36622580
>>36619521

>>36619118
Underrated

>>36622580
>white knight moral fag
>decent human being
There is a difference faggot. Just find a fat chick if you want one so much.

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>>36619127
BTFO

>>36619521
>coming to a fitness board to get advice on making someone unfit

try killing yourself

>>36619094
Participate in discussions on tumblr

>>36620027
Cushing syndrome