Heh. Batman trains Crossfit. Take that /fit/

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>>36604628
>one workout
>"imma fight him"
>drops lmao4pl8 squat
>superman ohp russian sattelite
>"fag"
>tfw superman makes me skid a football field after shoulder pat

>Crossfit haters BTFO
Where are my Crossfit niggas at? We /fit/ now

>>36604628
Funny how /fit/ is completely MIA now that their idol trains Crossfit.

>b-but you can't make gains doing Crossfit

You make functional gains. Gains that will help you fight criminals, climb up ropes, and be a badass.

I'm gay for him

>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
>PG-13 | 2h 31min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
>Fantasy
Fuck off faggot with your shit

>>36604628
You could just as well say that he does strongman training. That is not an exclusive crossfit exercise

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>man of murder attacks supes with things he knows will be ineffective
>leaves the only effective weapon far away

It's a movie you fucking idiot. A comic book movie at that. Crossfit is still garbage.

>>36604628
>implying crossfit didn't pay for this marketing
>implying it's not just so retards who do crossfit can't fantasise they are batman

The ironic thing is if batman just did weightlifting, cardio and trained martial arts that is actually cross training. i.e. Training across different methods and fields. It's just that crossfit pretends to be some badass thing only hardcore dickheads can do when really all they do is different kinds of exercise to a sub par standard without ever really excelling at anything.

>>36605365
That's a lot of assumptions there. You're just in denial that Crossfit is growing everyday and becoming acknowledged by elite level coaches/athletes and you're still stuck doing 5x5 workouts with a several minute break between each set

>>36605325
>That is not an exclusive crossfit exercise
As opposed to any other exercise? Crossfit has no specific exercises, it just rips shit from everywhere. It's the retarded programming, haphazard execution and ridiculous form that make crossfit what it is.