You have 14 seconds to explain why you don't look this good.

>>36585663
I cant afford the steroids.

The guy on the left? I do look that good...

>>36585663
Permacut + lack of roids.

Gotta love this movie, from the cheesy jokes to the fact the villain is hilariously out of shape compared to Arnie yet we're expected to believe they fight toe-to-toe

I can't afford the steroids and growth hormones, nor am I dumb enough to take as much that is needed to get to that size.

I'm not on roids

>>36585701
What movie?

>>36586397
Commando.

"Fuck you, asshole"
"Fuck YOU, asshole!"

What is /fit/s favorite Arnold movie

>Total Recall

>tfw you don't own chain mail and a sweet Bowie knife =(.

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>>36585675
Underrated

>>36585663
Lack of drive due to depression

>>36585701
Kek. Yeah like any of his punches would make Arnie do his trademark AUURGGGHHHH

>>36585663
I just need to let off some steam

>>36586679
>TFW it's not chain mail, but a crochet vest.

>>36586413
I love that explosion that they have like a minimum of 15 different shots for
Just the building exploding over and over again from different angles

>>36585663
I look much better than the guy on the left.

>>3658802

Lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB6pvQt0I8s

>>36585902
Arnie never took GH

He had a tiny waist and you can find his cycle with a quick Google search

>>36586638
superior PREDATOR incoming!

>>36585663

I won't do steroids. Health comes first.

Daily reminder Arnold has open heart surgery.
Yea he claims it wasn't from roids but I say it probably played a role.

Daily reminder steroids are bad for your heart.

Daily reminder the Ultimate Warrior died from his heart giving out.

Steroids = bad

>>36585663
What's the point? I don't even want to compete.

>>36589131
>Arnold
>tiny waist
It was 34" at least. That's the official number, but his pants from True Lies have a 38" waist. You can look up some screen-worn movie props online and he's never below 36" in waist.

"I let him go."

>>36590772

I'm pretty much guaranteed a heart attack ~40 so I'd never roid up. Least I'll never go bald.

"When she wos dwelf years old, I wos in Bagisttan."

I dont want to use streoi...

>>36586638
Total Recall for sure.

"Yeah, I'm sure she hated every minute of it! (:"

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Inferior genes

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>>36585663
I don't have Arnie's genetics, work ethic, or his roids.

>>36591902
A 34 inch waist is nothing when you're 6'2 (inb4), have 22 inch arms, and a 57 inch chest. It's all about proportion after all.

>>36592227
her tits are actually nice

>>36592227
Damn, I didn't know they found nudes of Supermang's sister.

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>>36586638
>implying it's not Conan
Barbarian gainz

I look better, and no I am not going to post a pic because I'm not an insecure little beta manlet like you faggots with daddy issues.

>>36594033
Kek

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>>36585663

skelly mode

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>>36588022
nice

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>>36585663
When I watched this as a kid, I wanted to be Bennett.

Then my dad told me I was gay and I kept quiet after that

>>36585663
spending too much time with qt and not working out

>>36585663

Because I don't live for bodybuilding. I also don't have my own illegal construction company to fund the purchase of steroids.