Fitness newbie almond question

>asked the cashier how to activate them

kek

>>36582660
You have to activate them online

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>>36582660

>>36582690
I know this isn't true. How do I actually do it? Do I use water?

>>36582660
Activate almonds??? I never hear of this??

>>36582660
what the FUCK is google anyway

>>36582741
I tried looking on Google! There was nothing. Do you know how to activate them? Pls I'm very hungry and want to make sure I eat them right

>>36582812

Activated Almonds
Time: 12-24 hrs soaking + up to 24 hrs drying
Ingredients:
2 cups raw almonds (not roasted or salted)
enough water to cover the almonds in a dish
sea salt or garlic salt or tamari (optional)

Soak the almonds in the water for 12 hrs
Rinse the nuts under running water, and if you want to add flavour – add a couple of tsp of your choice of flavour to the rinsed almonds, and stir to combine well.
‘Dehydrate’ the almonds on low heat (either in a dehydrator or on the lowest temperature your oven will do). This will take anywhere from 6-24 hrs, depending on the temperature you’re using. The nuts will be done when they feel (and taste) dry.

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this is now an almond activator thread
post your setups

>>36583768
Do you have a pic of an activated almond? Or do they just look the same?

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>>36584639
how to eat big with that rig CMON

>>36585529
no, activated almonds glow in the dark and grow a bit in size. They also make beeping noises.

>>36582697
should be a product code on the back of the package

>>36582708
Because its a known meme.

Does anyone know a good almond keygen? I've tried looking at Peanut Bay but I think they're all fakes.