I have a question I have always wondered. How do you position

Just bend it like a C

I just let it hang, mang

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My balls and my dick are too small to have this problem. Feels good.

>>36579584
>>Spread my cheeks with my hands for minimum contact with cheeks and turd
genius dude
i'm gonna do this
thanks

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People have suggested to me to squat while shitting.

But pic related is what happens. You just shit on your balls.

Discuss

This is a shitting routine thread now.
>put toiletpaper on the seat in shape of a "U"
>hold my dick with the right hand so it doesnt touch the insides of the toilet
>shit

>>36579860
squat atg with feet on toilet seat/bowl

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>>36579890
False.

Look at pic related.

This guy can EASILY take at least 1/3 of his turd directly onto his sack before it hits the bowl.

>censored because Christian fitness board

>>36579541
>indirectly brag about big dig, the post

>>36579886
>Hold dick with right hand
>You now piss into your fist

Didn't think that through did you?

>>36579985
Hardly. I have a 6 incher.

My routine
>spit on seat to kill others ass germs with my spit germs
>wipe spit off seat with tp
>put layer of tp in toilet to prevent splash
>spread cheeks and sit down
>shit
>stand up wipe front to back then flush

>>36580220
>spit on seat to kill others ass germs with my spit germs

Dude, does this seriously work? I am legitimately curious.

This also does not answer OPs question. What do with dick while shitting?

>>36580220
I'm not even making fun of you, if you stand up to wipe you're most likely autistic or at least on the spectrum. I've worked with autists for a couple of years and every single one insists on standing up to wipe, even the ones functioning well enough to wipe themselves.

>But if I put it in the bowl it ALWAYS touched the side or dips in the water
>dips in the water

how fucking high is the water??

>>36579860
I've done this for years and never shat on my balls. Push your arse back as far as it'll go.

>>36579886

>now

As opposed to before, when it was a serious discussion about dickballs positioning technique?

>dips in the water

What the fuck kinda toilets do you guys have? Are they filled to the brim with water or are they incredibly tiny? I would need a good 10-15 inches to reach any water in all the toilets I have sat on in my life. Maybe its different for each country but here in Norway you would need a really really long penis, probably longer than any human has ever had.

>>36581454
Travel more

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>>36580220
>spit on seat to kill others ass germs with my spit germs

I just shit and if I have to piss I stand up a little and bend my dick to the right so I can piss in the sink without closing my ass cheeks together and rubbing shit between them.

Just shit in a bag and throw it out the window you idiots

>>36579890
this is what i do