times you fucked up

>>36574475
>lost my lactose tolerance
Is this even possible?

>>36574594
>what is sarcasm

Fucked a crazy fat Korean chick. Don't do this bros.

Learned the lesson that if a Tinder match puts up with your autism, she's either fat or autistic.

>>36574475
I shitted too hard during a poop and got a hemmeroid

>>36574594
Yes.
>Went to India last year
>Got Giardia
>Powerful antibiotics decimated my gut bacteria
>Took months to rebuild lactose tolerance

The street shitting isn't a meme

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>>36574475
>2016
>Not keeping portable milkskins on you for easy access to your milk

Confirmed for not making it. I always keep twelve tied to my belt every time I go to the gym. Gotta replenish those nutrients, Anon.

>>36574594
Why not? You lose tolerance to caffeine and alcohol too.

>>36574619
Story time brah