TFW I am immortal BC all I eat every day for breakfast, lunch, snacks, and dinner is celery and I will literally live forever because of it. So tell me, /fit/, why haven't you joined the celerykin master race yet? What is your excuse?
>>36574168
I lost 120 pounds only eating celery and carrots.
>>36574168
Id rather eat broccoli
Why even bother eating? Would probably be easier to starve to death than attempt to survive off celery.
>>36574168
>TFW you fell for the celery meme
Shit tastes awful and now I have 2 bags to dispose of
Can you fry them?
>>36574908
Sure, why not? It can only taste better.