Tanning.

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>>36569361
how about going out in the sun once in a while you fucking cave dweller scum?

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>hating yourself this much
honkies never cease to amuse me

>>36569361
I tan three times every two weeks. Wednesday then Monday then Friday, about six minutes each day. I works well

interested in this as well. i shave my head and the hairline shadow drives me nuts. thinking with darker skin it would lessen how noticeable it is. I live in western oregon, so tanning outside is an option about 2 months out of the year.

>>36569361
I go to the tanning salon from may-july, get some good color/helps maintain it. girls that work there are cuties too, usually go in after i lift so i got that bump and girls be mirin hard.

>>36569458

I live in england you bell end.

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>>36569361
Tan is for peasants

>>36569361
>tanning
AHAHAHAHAH
Just go out retard. Anyway, enjoy cancer.

>>36569479
don't worry we wanna be orange, not actually black

>>36569688
I'm sorry.

I tanned for the first time in my life yesterday because I think tan lines are sexy as fuck. I liked the (very subtle) result but the effect was pretty much gone within hours.

I'm already naturally mocha so I'm not sure how susceptible I am to skin cancer.

>>36569361
please dont. tan regularly and youll look 40 by the time youre 25

>>36570316
At least it's sexier than smoking, as far as carcinogens go.

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>>36569361
Pic related tan is spray tan.

It's like a lotion or w/e. I've seen the people on Geordie Shore use it. That's all I know about British culture anyways.

>>36569361
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>>36569946

> Wanting a tan like some normalfag
> Not cultivating that post mortem paleness that would make vampiregirls wet

You're never going to make it brah

just smear shit on your face evenly and you're set, mate

>>36570843
A tan helps with skin.

If you have small spots or slight acne having a slight tan blurs a bit the skin & you sorta look better.

I mean it's just slightly less devilish than wearing makeup as women do so I'm up for it

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Carrots, not tan.

>>36569361
>what i want to look like
>dude on the right missed a chunk near his hairline
if you're insistent on tanning, that's the worst picture you could use as an end goal. that's the definition of unnatural.

>>36570843
why the fuck would i want autistic degenerate vampiregirls?

If any thing they would be good for a one night bang. and if you want to do that just wear some eyeliner and go to a shitty metal concert and get drunk and your in.

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>>36569739
>we
never speak for me again Anglo

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>>36569361

Bikini tans are my weakness

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>>36571248
Forgot my pic

>>36571111
Do you have the original picture m8?

white ppl are sure weird famicom

>>36569361
>tanning advice

You gon get skin cancer or at the least your skin will age prematurely

I tan naturally. I just take a few hours every weekend to chill in the park while listening to books on tape. Sunning is an under-rated activity. It gives you a mild high similar to running.

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>>36571431

>being white