Mirin thread

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>>36549289

>got matched with this qt
help a nigga out

>>36549775
>Mindi
>AKA Nikki

What.

>>36549775

Say this, cannot fail.

>H-hey

>>36549812
mindi who

>>36549775
>are you an archeologist


also does she have any more pics? idk how these weird ass hook up apps work.

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I'm >>36549775

>>36549840
yeah, just posting off my phone a sec

>>36549993
>>36549775
everything in her bio is so fucking stupid she's probably been out of the country one time and calls herself a traveler

i want to fuck her

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>>36549993
looks like a fun fuck desu

>>36549998
probably lmao

One of my pics is me literally with my legs hanging over a mountain.

She defo don't look 18 tho

>>36550010
yeah prob 16

also
>photographer
i swear to fucking god

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>>36550022
B-BUT HER INSTAGRAM PROVES IT

pic is of a convo with another girl LMAO
pls respond

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>>36550049
kek

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>>36550056

>>36550056
>>36550064

pls be fake

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>>36550056
Well, fuck it

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Swimming in pussy

>>36550119
>>36550117
tell me how the sex goes

>>36550056
Ethelyn looks pretty hot desu

>>36550119
>asking asians if they're beavers
ffs

>>36550119
>

yello fever faggot

>>36550117
>hmm what should i send this girl
>i know a generic line that she probably has heard 1000 times already

>>36550049
more like potential childmolester-zoned

>>36549775
>>36549993
>>36549999

she looks 29

probably drinks like a sailor and tans like sailor stranded on an island

>>36550140
What is being in Tokyo for a week.

>>36550168
tfw she's not responding

>>36550192
>>36550192

you deserve it for having nogame

>>36550225
As much as these cheesy af lines suck dick, keep 'em coming

>>36550265
..and this is exactly why I'm running Test

>>36550309
shit like this almost always ends up with a bang
tfw waiting for a convo like this

What is a good opener for tinder? A joke? "hey, how's it going?" Or "you want sum fuk"?

What do you guys get the most replies with?

>>36550348
depends on how tall u are m8

Guys over 6'1 can pretty much get away with "Would you sit on my face?"

>>36550362
I'm the one posting the pics and I usually say "hey I like your boobs"

What the fuck is this degeneracy? Is this what you filthy youths are doing with your time? This is why the world is going to shit; none of you work jobs or come up with innovations because you're all too busy sending each other innuendo -laden chat messages.

>>36550362
5'7

Inb4 manlet

>>36550192
pls respond always works

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>>36550365

>>36550056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTdCV2O7Oo

>>36550376
>>36550376

pretty much since you fucking boomers ruined everything

>>36550309
Do the "I'd kiss you on the lips" /fit/ joke.

>>36550396
Listen,son. It's not my fault your dope-sniffing hippy parents ruined with their nancyboy teachings. If you'll excuse me, I have to go wax my corvette.

>>36550386
lmao what pics are you using to get this kinda reaction off girls?

I've only got a few fuccboi pics because the majority of pictures I ever took were with my ex.

>>36550376
I'm actually quite alt-right and completely deny the Holocaust. Just gonna enjoy my 20s desu

>>36550380
Just pretend you're 5'9 then

>>36550376
Imagine what will happen when all the work will be done by robots, which is inevitable. Only a small group will be required to maintain them. And that group will die out with time for sure.

>>36550418
Mine are of me shirtless in a European bathing suit, me doing sports, and me climbing a tree. Plus I have a really good bio I've been told

>>36550418
That's great,son, but where's your JOB? Get yourself a bit of jingle in your pocket, then we'll talk politics.

>>36550438
fuck..

I'm on a Test bulk so the best I can post is me pumped up looking hyuuuge

>>36550442
Decided the alt-right shit was holding me back too much. Hoping to become a PT, but I've got a fuck-ton of contacts in Bulgaria.

>>36550463
Lol tinder girls are easily impressed. I'm natty and pretty duel but they act like I'm some huge bodybuilder

>>36550471
I need to start taking more selfies but my phone is literally full cus of 2.5k pics with my ex (we broke up recently)

fuck sake

>>36550532
Delete them and transcend into being a sikkunt m8

>>36550566
>until I accidentally redownload them all back thanks to icloud

>>36550573
Goddamn. Fuck Apple man. They don't want you to make it

>>36550064
>Chicken tendies
Holy christ I lost it

>>36549775
That's the most basic bitch bio I've ever read.

>>36549775
>>36550735
>"photographer"
>I spend all my time on instagram

>>36550412
Which one's that? I need to know so I can use it on strangers too often.

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>>36550760
might be in here

>>36550362

lol no

if you actually got girls and were social with them you would have heard stories by now from hot girls that thought some hot guy that was hitting on them was super creepy and weird

>>36550771
I'd guess it's the "I'd love to kiss you just once on the lips, then maybe I'd move up to your waist".

Not as good as I was expecting, but I've been working my way through all the 'good' ones on the list.

>>36550798
Not really. Hot guys don't really have to resort to cringeworthy pick up lines. It is usually the autists here that overdo it.

Source : grill

>>36551074
>I'm a grill btw
fuck off lardo

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>>36550771
fuckin nice, this is just in time for the current day post-ironic bitches that you see so much lately