How do I into beard gains?

>>36547579
become a man

Keep shaving it or get off this site cuz ur too young

I have a delima
Before i always wanted to grow a beard
Now that my beard is slowly filling up my hairline is slowly fading away how do i reverse this

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>tfw thick full head of hair that grows way too quickly
>cant grow any decent facial hair due to üntermensch amerindian genetics

I wish scientists worked as hard on facial baldness as they did for head-baldness

>>36547579
Super is literally worse than GT.

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>>36548438
Thought Rogaine was only for head bald

>>36548464
it is... but i am in my first month of that shit in my face... and i can already see the little hair growing in my cheeks and also a few already black ones

>>36548477
No progress pics, brah?

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>tfw can grow a decent beard

>>36548587
Anons like this are the reason why I post about my thick luscious hair in bald threads

>>36548592
>tfw can grow a decent beard and have thick luscious hair.
>tfw no picture that smugly illustrates this fact

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>>36548631
>tfw I might not be able to grow any facial hair
>but I can still pull you over and throw a wrench in your life by saying I smelled weed in your car

witness me
feel my pain

>>36548650
Oh shit it's the fuzz

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>>36548663
j-just not any fuzz on my face

...Quit resisting or I'll get the OC spray out, shitbird...

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>receding hairline
>cant grow a beard
>everyone else in my family has great hair

>>36547740
Weave your beard into a permanente wig

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>>36548650
>genetically inferior babyface
>becomes a cop to compensate
>threatens people on the internet that probably don't even live in his jurisdiction, or even the same shitty burgerclap country.

It's okay brah, maybe one day you'll get some hairs on that smooth pink piggy chin of yours.

>>36548741
Only niggers and druggie degenerates hate cops. Sorry you got arrested for driving drunk or for having a "weed sack", "bro".

I became a cop because my dad was a cop, my grandpa was a cop, my great-grandpa was a cop, and so on.

For example, I know you became a cocksucker since you come from a long line of cocksuckers.

>>36548768
>not wanting to do your own thing and feeling like you owe it to your family to also become a cop

Not gonna make it.

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>>36548768
I'm white as snow and I've never touched drugs, officer. AM I BEING DETAINED? Stay mad.

>I became a cop because my dad was a cop, my grandpa was a cop, my great-grandpa was a cop, and so on.
You can thank your ancestors for your shitty facial hair genetics too.

>>36548811
Nah I also like helping people. I didn't wanna do medical field because I like my sleep and I dont like handling other peoples' feces.

Arresting sex offenders and drug dealers is rewarding as fuck, brah.

>>36548826
>dude
>beard = masculinity
>lmao

I arrest flannel-wearing millennial shitbirds like you with "ironic" 1920's beards every week, usually for driving drunk or holding meth.

Grow up and wear some adult clothes.

>>36548768
I bet you're also a manlet considering you come from a long line of overcompensating douchebags.

>>36548859
Nah, I'm 6'3 lol.

I bet you're the loser faggot who made this thread about how daddy doesn't love him because daddy drinks too much: >>36543811

>>36548839
Is it true almost all cops are closet gays?

>>36548880
>closet gays
>closet

kek

yes

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>>36548839
I actually do wear flannel and checkered shirts, because I have a beard and why the fuck would I not wear those things? Also I'm a web developer so I probably earn more money than you doing work that I enjoy, which doesn't involve interacting with scumbags and niggers. I even use a Macbook Pro. Now I'm just working on getting a qt asian gf to complete the set.

I'm sorry that your babyface doesn't allow you to look good in flannel.

>>36548931
Sorry your alcoholic daddy doesn't love you.

It's not your fault.

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>>36548931
>I'm so masculine cuz I wear flannel and have a beard
>b-but I need an Asian gf to treat me like a man without having to act like one because I work web design

Wow you really are a nu-male "masculine" guy whose dad didn't love him

>>36548931
lmao lost me at the nu-male cringeness m8, gotta go with the cop on this one

>>36548839
And this is why I don't like cops

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>>36549201
Or maybe you hate cops because you're a liberal bernout

>>36548952
>>36548979
>>36549112
I was joking about the asian gf, but the rest is 100% true.

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>>36549238
So you think flannel and a nu-male beard are adequate substitutes for masculinity?

kek

>>36549260
Having a beard is literally the only thing on that nu-male checklist that matches me, if you're using it then you're clearly just a buttblasted babyface.

Its going to take more than this dumb meme to stop beards and flannel from going very well together. Fat neckbeards can ruin fedoras, but this is going to take a lot more. Also if I were to shave and stop wearing flannel because of this meme, what would that say about my masculinity? That I allow my appearance to be dictated by 4chan memes. What else should I do to win 4chan's approval? Change careers? lol fuck off.

At least I don't have a fucking man-bun.

>>36549380
Sorry your dad didn't love you.

It's not your fault.

>>36549387
I'm sorry you can't grow a beard.

Its not your fault.

>>36549397
It's not your fault.

>>36549387
>>36548952

I don't think anyone on this board had a daddy that loved them.

>>36547767
you're lucky
>female pattern baldness
>patchy neck beard
i probably have low test, shit sucks

>>36549425
That would explain why everyone on here is so gay

>>36549432
if you're head bald then just use minoxidil, ya dingus

then shave your neckbeard every day I guess

>>36549423
Its not your fault.

>>36549441
It's not your fault.

>>36549448
Its not your fault.

>>36549452
It's not your fault.

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>>36549460

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>>36549436
>minoxidil
I had no idea that this even existed, fucking love you man.

>>36549467
It's not your fault.

>>36549468
Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and don't do drugs.

>>36549472
might as well ask, i only take a vitamin d supplement as of now. any other stuff i should be taking?

>>36549492
Normally I'd say biotin but it might make your neckbeard come in a bit more aggressively

YMMV

>>36549380

Beard + flannel on a guy who can't start a fire or kill an animal is like a wall-street suit on an intern, everyones laughing at you for trying to pretend to be something you're not, except at least the intern has to wear the suit to keep his job.

>>36548563
tomorrow... im about to sleep today