Tfw your friend asks if you've been working out

...so when a friend asks me if I'm working out, my first thought is to think about taking all his money? I'm confused.

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whatever. everything is closed today because of some 2000 year old dead guy.
i've got nothing better to do than to watch this thread explode.

>>36543397
>dead guy
>doesn't know easter is when the old guy stopped being dead and started living forever
what stupid cunt

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>>36542034
>my first thought is to think about taking all his money?
no, only 90% of it.

>>36543397
kys, faggot

>>36541862
If someone has to ask, then you're doing it wrong.

>>36543397
>not doing reps for Jesus
What a nihilistic fedora cunt

>>36543420
>he actually believes this
and you actually call yourself an "adult"?

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>mfw they think my gains all come from swimming

>>36543440
He was clearly fucking around.
And you call yourself "not autistic?"

>>36543397
>doesn't know Easter is about returning to the gym to lift heavy after an injury during crossfit and an extended 3-day rest period/.

>>36543420
Why die if you're just going to come back to life? That guy sounds like a real tool.

>>36543447
it's impossible to tell who is just kidding and who is genuinely retarded on this forum.

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>tfw you work on your body while He works on Making America Great Again

>>36543460
Then you should probably fuck off back to misc because a. This is not a forum and b. It was blatantly obvious

>>36543478
>muh secret club
fuck off fag

>worshiping a dead jew on a stick
How cuck can you get

>>36543478
Not the anon you're talking to, but yes this is a forum and no it wasn't very obvious.

Shit. I'm about to pull a Jesus and disapperate out this shitscape. Bye anons.

>>36541862
My fellow bernbro! My wife's son had been getting really buff recently, asked him if he had been working out and he told me to fuck off, but I think it made his day really :)

>>36542034
>my first thought is to overhaul our healthcare system, saving billions and billions of dollars for the country as a whole
FTFY

>>36543783
>free shit for everyone
>saving money

>>36543783
>sav billions
do you actually believe that? You're an idiot.

>>36543533
Calling other people cucks is prime cuckold behavior. Don't you have a bull to prep for your wife's son?

>>36543783
post body, i want to see what the average 4chan berniefag looks like

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>>36543918
Yes my pecs are still a bit undeveloped but I have better things to take care of. Your turn, faggot.

Jesus would support Bernie tbqh fampai

People who hate him are fedora lords

>>36544049
>but I have better things to take care of
your wife's son?

>>36544049
>I have better things to take care of
Like your gyno?

>>36543460
>>36543447
>>36543440
Not fucking around. That's what the holiday is about in Christianity. My beliefs don't change what the holiday is about. Why are you so bad at thinking?

>>36543457

it was a prank moron

Tfw friends asked if im on steroids, i replied not yet and they looked at me like i was a heroin addict

>>36543397
>tfw gym is business as usual
Thank god, these faggots close for some light snow I thought it'd be closed.

>>36543783
>feeling the bern over here.

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>>36541862
>Your friends need a confirmation that you've been working out
You have not made it yet.

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>>36543783
Spotted the bernout.

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tfw your friends don't have to ask since it's obvious you've been working out

>>36544146
Kekeroo

tfw your friends mirin.
Literally said he was jealous. He's a swimmer, but doesn't have bulk, only tone.
feels good man.

>>36543397
Kekek tru

>>36544339
>Why are you so bad at thinking?
Should ask yourself, bud.
You're the one who still talks to imaginary friends.

>>36543422
Suck my ass muslim scum

>>36544049
>how to cure gyno.jpg

>>36543783

>dude free shit lmao

>>36543889
Where did you get that idea?
>N-n-n- I k-know you are b-but what am I?
>Heh sure s-showed him

>Walk into family gathering today
>Haven't seen a few of them in months
>Wearing new tshirt, fits breddy gud
>Older brother immediately starts complimenting me, never seen him more hyped for me in his life

Thank you /fit/

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>>36543397
>lifting on the sabbath

>>36546016
the sabbath is Saturday you fucking retard kys

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>>36546071
>being jewish