He was a fit bloke. Why did he never get the girl?

>no game whatsoever
>dumber than any of them
>broke, lives with his mom which is a big no-no in the US
>trains only upper body, skelly legs

He was a beta autist who lifted and got into PUA to get girls.

Women could smell his desperation and vacuous nature from their homes.

File: JBtrue.jpg (35KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 600x450px

>>36539438
Because the show featured an idealized image Johnny had for himself. In truth he was a fat loser.

Pic related

He was like a tragic figure in a Greek Classic. His downfall was hubris.

>>36539488
BAHAHAHAHAHA
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>36539438
ONE TWO THREE YEAAAAH

>>36539488
yet he was taller than most people in the show, cartoon measures are fucked

>>36539438
Everything possible in fairytales
Irl he'd get new skank every day if not picky and lower standard when screwing hungry milfs or no self esteem ugly or fat ones

He didn't get the women because the makers didn't want him to.

It was designed to make people think that his lifestyle was bad, which is why Carl sometimes got the ladies.

There was also an episode with some old guy telling Johnny to be nice... To show women some sensitivity... That that is how you get them.

In reality, I think his callousness, rudeness, and buffness would be attractive traits these days.

And before you point out he's a manlet, he was taller than everyone else on the show.

>>36539438
He's one of us

>>36539438

It's because he wasn't squatting deep enough

File: 1405547193471.jpg (42KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 600x400px

>>36539488
Fuck

>>36539547
unless, gasp. /fit/'s measures are fucked.

File: 1453632438231.png (48KB, 190x200px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 190x200px

>>36539488
they never seem to lean do they?

>>36539438
because hes autistic

File: 1325116323677.jpg (106KB, 768x576px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 768x576px

>>36539488
mystery solved

File: duncfarm2.jpg (21KB, 400x292px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 400x292px

>>36540556
maker help us all

>>36539488
His hair has to add at least 6 inches though.
Captcha had me select all the pictures of candy. Happy Easter.

>>36540556
you just took a question about johnny bravo on a japanese image board really fucking seriously, brah

>>36540810
JOHNNY BRAVO IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS YOU CUNT

>>36540582

keep telling that to yourself manlet. 5'9 is short.

>>36539438
>Why did he never get the girl?
Because in many ways he was the Elliott Rogers of cartoon characters.

>>36540810
Because he's making a point, the cartoon wouldn't have been funny if johnny succeeded, it was funny because Johnny was a hubris filled idiot

File: old and new.jpg (161KB, 576x360px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 576x360px

>>36539438
There are two Johnny Bravos.

Early seasons, he was pretty cool and it didn't make much sense why he got rejected so badly. It sort of became clear that the authors of the show just wanted to teach boys not to be "chauvinistic pigs" toward women, that it doesn't pay off.

However, since women like these sort of men, they made Johnny a full retard in later seasons, making him oblivious about women, relationships, sex, communication and everything else.

>>36539438
to keep the show going

File: 1439955383303.png (206KB, 424x318px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 424x318px

>>36539488

>>36539458
>YEAH! Bear mode comin' THROUGH

>>36540667
>manlets styling their hair up to appear taller

When will they fucking learn

Because cartoonists are buttmad fags who can only get revenge on their highschool bullies symbolically.

>>36539438
He skipped leg day

>>36539488
I always thought him and Carl were friends.

>>36543172
this t.b.h