What's a good line for picking up girls at the gym?

>>36522976
dont do it. picked up my gf at the gym and im about to break up with her in about 5 minutes because she cheated on me, wasnt even with a better looking dude, gym chicks are just mostly sluts. but if thats what your looking for, just a casual smile then not talking to them for the next few sessions usually works then just saying "hey you have a good routine"

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:15:25 Post No.36522999
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>>36522976
sniff the seat after they're done

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:15:46 Post No.36523002
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>>36522976
Don't!

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:16:11 Post No.36523005
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>Hey gurl, I just wanna put it in ur butt

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:16:27 Post No.36523010
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:16:27 Post No.36523010 [Report]

what's the time? i left my $50,000 watch in my locker

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:16:44 Post No.36523013
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>>36522976

>risking losing your membership for a cunt

you are a retard

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:17:09 Post No.36523019
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:17:09 Post No.36523019 [Report]

Ay girl you into fitness? How bout fitten dis dick in yer ass.

Just make the second part sound like the word fitness and you'll be in there.

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:17:17 Post No.36523021
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>>36522976
>be in gym working out for 10 years now look like a greek god
>10/10 qt girl is at the gym with godtier body and ass everyone runs around with a boner nect to her
>don't even think of haviong chances do my routine workout
>suddenly girl asks me if I am currently using some weights randomly lying around
>autism 101 reply with "just take em what could happen" and turn away to my weights
>girl gives am a weird look go to the weights picks them up... drops them
>never talked to me ever again

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:18:06 Post No.36523030
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Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:18:06 Post No.36523030 [Report]

use the alphabet one

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:18:15 Post No.36523032
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Ridicule her for using machines instead of free weights. Give off a rapey vibe so she'll be so scared, she'll let you do whatever you want. Let her know that you are all about GOMAD, then Rip a huge protein fart and leave.

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:20:17 Post No.36523047
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>>36523021
once a 10/10 qt asked me to spot her bench

saw her regularly for a few years afterwards but I never had the courage to start a conversation

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:22:29 Post No.36523060
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>>36523047
men I wish i were at the gym right now
the qt's are almost the best thing

Anonymous 2016-03-26 00:40:06 Post No.36523215
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>>36522976
show me ur pussy bitch imma gonna slam u

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