>not shitting blood after a heavy squat and deadlift session

>using toilet paper instead of superior baby wipes

that's marinara sauce you cheeky sod

I can tell how poor you are just by your shitty house and toilet paper

Enjoy your hemorrhoids.

>cottonelle
>3 ply
>shitty toilet paper

>>36518026
>destroying the public sewer system with "flushable" wipes that don't actually flush
>paying 800x more than you would using toilet paper

>>36518140

No kidding. Just wet your toilet paper slightly. There, you have wet wipes for way less money.

>>36518130
is for
>>36518104

>>36518112
I'm actually enjoying it. Since they've started bleeding they don't hurt when I shit anymore and the blood is nice.

>>36518206

Go get them banded. I did it. Best thing I ever did.

Hemroids leads to anal cancer, have fun if you don't want them treated.

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>>36519808

>>36517994
I do have hemorrhoids and sometimes I do bloody shit

>>36519937

enjoy colorectall cancer

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>>36517994
anyone else see pic related in op's bloody poo

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>>36519808
>>36519920
btfo