I'm stronger drunk, are you?

>>36508231
Idk but I'm going to try, brb getting wasted and hitting the gym, gonna go for my squat PR

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>drink 4 bottles of whisky
>go to powerlifting competition
>prepare to lift 1000lbs deadlift
>end up lifting a pregnant woman who was in the audience while screaming "YEAH, LIGHTWEIGHT BABY"
>win competition

glorious

>>36508231
I'm stronger when I'm buzzed not when I'm full on drunk

>>36508231
Le epic meme

>on cut
>cant drink
>save 150 calories some night so i can have a glass of wine or beer
>at the beach every 3rd weekend starting may
>gotta get cut done now so i can drink later

>>36509643
Bitch detected

>tfw drink at least 12 beer a day

>>36509661
good for you friend. i was doing that a month ago but got about 15 lbs i want to drop before summer.

>>36509661
>not drinking vodka like a man

>>36509697
I drink Vodka sometimes but it makes me puke blood

>>36509661
>drinking liquid bread

>>36509697
>not drinking whisky like a REAL man

>>36509697
>puking after drinking alcohol
highschooler detected

>>36509812
Been drinking for 10 years everyday m8 but when I drink vodka I puke blood

>>36509812
>mfw I know full blown alcoholics who puke multiple times during drinking but they keep drinking

>>36509789
>not drinking port like a REAL aristocrat

>>36509878
weird, I drink only on weekends but I have never puked since I started to do it regularly and I sometimes drink to the point I barely have a heartbeat. have you tried potato vodka? grain vodka is the only alcohol that makes me wanna puke after every sip and gives me a slight hangover the next day, but I can drink potato vodka without any problems

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>>36508231
I'm not a drug abusing degenerate so I guess I'll never know

>>36510111
Beta cuck confirmed

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>>36510144
Hurr he's not a pathetic drug addict better call him a cuck.

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Buzzed yes
Drunk no

For a while I made a habit of drinking 2.5 shots of gin on an empty stomach right before my workouts. Did wonders on leg and chest days, arms not so much.

>>36510242
Yeah obviously

>>36508231
Anyone got the story of the guy that took jimson weed and tried to deadlift lmao4pl8 with a towel?

>>36509661
Beer is for college kids and pussies
Also craft beer faggots

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>>36510111
You're actually worse

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>>36510396
This one?

>>36510405
It's for people who like drinking alcohol

>>36510467
Kek

>>36510405
Craft beer is for major fags