Why is this allowed?

>>36500553
Apples ? Beans ? Fuckin corn? I wish it was so id eat these everyday till i lose all this weight.

>>36500553
because the average american is dumb enough and knows so little about nutrition that any news company that shows this shit will increase its viewship with these lies.

post nudes of your fat sister

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>>36500553

Because this show is for women, anon.

>Jews control media
>Jew broadcast blatantly false information to a female audience
>bitches be believing TV
>they eat grapefruits and cabbage like its going extinct
>bitches morph into high test qt 3.14s
>pic related

thx based jew overlords

>>36500605
Dear god

Thems breeding hips

>>36500553
What do they mean by negative calorie?

>>36500567

Corn (the field kind, not sweet) and kidney beans might be if you eat them uncooked and raw without chewing.

lol, pretty sure you'd poop them out whole.

I've heard this was actually true of celery because it's basically all water and you burn a few calories chewing it.

On a scale of 1-10, how bullshit is that?

>>36500622
You can eat them instead of doing cardio

>>36500572
This is in Australia, retard

>>36500623
But i wana make vegan corn with bean chili for them 0 calorie gains : (

>>36500676
celery is negative calories not because of the energy expended while chewing.

The energy used to digest the celery (a fibrous veggie) burns more calories than is supplied by the celery itself.

But yes, it is one of VERY FEW "negative calorie" foods

>ice not listed

>>36501456
Pretty sure I saw that same image on an American news station too, not surprising. Shits shits just sad.

>>36501501
That's still retarded. Digestion factors into your bmr. It's not like you weren't going to digest anything that day until you ate the celery. Unless you weren't planning on eating at all.

>>36500622
Your body uses more calories to eat and digest the food than the food actually has calories.

>>36501573
It is retarded, but not because it's not true.

It's retarded because it has no application. The "negative calories" are negligible as fuck.

Better than negative calories are high fiber veggies that keep your hunger away, thus actually making you indirectly consume less calories throughout the day.

>>36500605
breh

>>36500615
that's shooped to shit, anon

>>36501573
I'm saying that the calories and energy conversion that celery requires for digestion outweighs the amount of calories given by the celery alone. If you dont eat anything but celery you're probably gonna starve.

Test it out though see if it works

>>36500553
Goodbye /fit/, I'm going to eat 20,000 calories of apples, broccoli, and corn a day and starve to death, it's been fun.

>>36501456
How would you expect him to know that?

>>36501632
But it's not true. Water has zero calories. We digest water. I don't see anyone calling it a "negative calorie beverage". They're bending the rules. If something has calories than it fucking has calories. If it's an extremely low calorie food that's a good enough reason to eat it on its own. You shouldn't have to trick people into thinking eating it constitutes exercise.

>>36501645
Like I said. Digestion factors into your BMR.

>>36501645
I've eaten a pound of celery in a sitting. I felt like that nigga in Alien and my shit had the appearance and consistency of an action figure of the Thing from the Fantastic Four. If you ate nothing but celery you'd pray for death.

I still eat half a pound a day though. God tier food. Faggot tip: keep it soaking in a bowl of water in the fridge.

>>36500605
omg..

>>36501722
Its in australian language

>>36502085
>Faggot tip: keep it soaking in a bowl of water in the fridge.

why?

>>36501722
Ever seen a 30 inch circumference grapefruit, you big dumb idiot dunce moron sped retard mongoloid?

>>36502154
Otherwise it dries out and gets all rubbery. Storing it in water keeps it hydrated and crisp.

>>36501765
you are pretty dense, you know that?

>>36501723
Water and food are digested differently fool. And yes, ice water or any water cooler than your internal body temp. is technically "negative calories." Your body uses energy to warm it up. However, it is negligible.

>>36502322
>>36502374

Please present me with a handful of negative carbs, proteins, or fats. No such thing exists I assure you. Anything that has calories has calories. Explain to me how that is incorrect.

>>36500553
Because there are retards out there which count calories like the retards they are thinking that a 500 calorie meal > a 501 calorie meal without even considering the other benefits either meal has to offer. I laugh at those retards while I eat whatever the fuck I want in good knowledge that two more bites isn't gonna send me over the edge

>>36502422
Lol nobody said anything about what you're arguing. You win your fictional argument my man.

>>36502721
And your argument is basically that cum is a negative calorie food because you've gotta bob your head up and down to get it out of the dick. You win that one pal. We're both right but we're arguing anyway.

>>36502374

Actually the "warming up ice" thing is a myth because your metabolism doesn't change when you eat ice. Simply put, parts of your body become colder but the body doesn't change anything bio-mechanically so melting ice doesn't incrementally increase your calories burned.

>>36502771
So people who live in cold climates don't utilize more energy to thermoregulate? You're talking out of your ass breh. Besides, I already said its negligable.

>>36502746
Oh I see now, you just wanted some dick bby

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>>36502845
You know it stud. Am I pretty enough for you or do I need to lose a few more elbeezwicks?

>>36502869

>that's a woman

Wew, low test

>>36502828

Strawman: When you intentionally misinterpret someone's statement to make it easier to disprove

We were talking about eating ice not living in cold climates. You should be ashamed of yourself, you're using a middle-school level argument tactic

>>36502898
>/fit/ - Fitness

>>36502898
I'd tip my fedora with you, but I actually lift weights brah

>>36500553
>burgers
ay lmao

>>36502898
> Intentionally misenterprept
> Implying things

Fuck there's a lot of pussies pretending to be fit

>>36502869
Oh god, she ate too many celeries

>>36500605
Breh

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>>36503019
you feel it breh

>>36501614
Might as well add sugar free bubble gum, water, and any diet drink to that list then.

>>36501614
>Your body uses more calories to eat and digest the food than the food actually has calories
No.

>>36503029
Might as well.

>>36503039
Yes

>>36503055
No.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative-calorie_food
>Foods that are claimed to be negative in calories are mostly low-calorie fruits and vegetables such as celery, grapefruit, lemon, lime, apple, lettuce, broccoli, and cabbage. These foods are not negative-calorie foods. There is no scientific evidence to show that any of these foods have a negative calorific impact. Celery has a thermic effect of around 8%, much less than the 100% or more required for a food to have "negative calories".

>>36503064
He didn't claim it was accurate, he was describing what those foods are purported to be by these illegitimate morning shows.

i.e. Yeah, we know, he's talking about how retarded the show is

>>36503064
Only OP's pic described supposed negative calorie foods. The person you're responded to only described what negative calorie supposedly means in theory. So yes. But if being a dick makes you feel good do you bby

>>36501501
>>36500676
There are no such thing as negative calorie foods short of eating tire rubber.
Lose the weight without looking for bullshit shortcuts and gimmicks.

>>36500553
I live with 4 girls and all they eat is cabbage and grapefruit... Honestly two of them have been getting father since I moved in and the other two exercise like crazy

>>36503177
>cabbage

Prob always stinks in your house.

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>>36503177
>I live with 4 girls

>>36502869
I thought it was a zombie before opening the pic.