gains goblins

>>36493890
this stupid bitch that comes to my gym who thinks i like her

she gave me a sore throat

>>36493890
>calling someone else a bitch
>letting a little snow stop you from working out
Pick one and only one.

>Who is your goblin, anon?
None because I shoo them all away.

>>36493890
My back

I hurt it

Cant lift gud now :(

Myself ;_;

>>36493921
I'm usually not a pussy but interstates are closed in the city, accidents fucking everywhere, plus my car is buried under 8" of snow and increasing by the minute and my asshole fucking contractor took my snow shovel. This sucks!

>"Mother" nature

That's fucking sexist

>>36493890
>have a morbidly obese friend
>he is constantly making excuses as to why he can't work out/exercise in general
>he "slips" and eats like shit

he is his very own gainz goblin

>>36493939
then do a body weight routine you colossal fucking bitch

>>36493913
I don't think he's the Bitch anon, if you have a sore throat.

>>36493929
I did squats too soon after a physical work team building event and did something to my lower back. I couldn't really lift for 3 weeks. Even upper-body was too much.

>>36493991
Nah, I'll just go to the gym tomorrow. Thanks for getting all riled up!

>>36493890
I really fucking hate when the weather is really bad and the gym is still packed.

>>36494058
have fun not making it :^)

>>36493939
grab a shovel and start clearing sidewalks for everyone. killer cardio and karma gains bro

>spring break
>uni gym closed for renovations
>no gains all week
>my only consolation was that i was moving and had to lift heavy shit