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Why is our body so fucking dumb?

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Title says it all, and what can I do about it?

>Want to stay natty because risk vs rewards and ROI
>Body dont realize that "No, we are not in a famine you dumb fuck! So go metabolize that fat! We have grocery stores and GNC and shit bro!"
>My body adapts to the workout so well that even my spotter asked how I can be so strong but not as big as he is and still able to run really fast
>"No, we are not chasing prey. Fuck you, go an build muscle"
>With my genetics I would've been a great Caveman... unfortunately I have a desk job.

My body dont even understand that I wont make the cut for procreating if it does not snap out of survivor mode.

FUCK YOU HUMAN BODY!

What do?
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Read the sticky x f
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>>36492606
>not using this for maximal competitiveness in strength sports

you some sort of a fag OP?
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>>36492606
More;

>Human body, you gotta stop with this beard shit. Seriously, our boss says we should shave to look professional. Pls stop growing that shit on your face, we are not deflecting blows to our faces anymore. Maybe our paycheck if you dont act right.
>There is no drought so let go of the water.
>No, you are not hungry
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>>36492633
>being cucked by your job

fucking normies
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>>36492629
If you told me this when I was 16, I would've done it.

Now there are other responsibilities, strength sports or sports in general needs a great deal of priming and grooming for you to be able to succeed or even participate in.

Being Olympians when starting a sport late in life is the exception not the rule.

>I just want to be the swole-ish guy at the club. Pic related, I aint even asking for much. Nor am I giving my body a deadline on when it would look like that, I am a patient man.
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>>36492622
read it bro
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>>36492664
From what you write, I can tell you are still pretty young. If what you say about being strong is true, you could easily dominate local/national PL meets in a few years in 83/93 class depending on your height. And you will also look the part, because you could never get too fat to stay competitive.
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>>36492664
Be honest. Have you been lifting for atleast a year without missing a week?
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>>36492664
I think you are lifting just for looks, and I think that's a problem. Try training for actual performance.
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>>36492720
nah dude I am mid-20s now lol

>>36492732
Yes, I have been, if not lifting I've been doing something with similar intensity
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>>36492606
Why not just hypertrophy bro?
>strength training to get big
Kek
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