>Easter is in a few days with massive meals and fuck all to

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>>36479056
>easter is in a few days
>going to spend the day alone and pretend not to exist

>>36479056
>massive meals
What the fuck -- who the fuck celebrates Easter? The only two families I've ever known to actually make a big meal were both super christian.

Everyone else just colors some eggs, hides them, and calls it a day.

>>36479078
Catholics, you ketter.

>>36479078
people with families that love them and invite them over for piles of delicious turkeys and hams. sorry about your shit upbringing, btw

>>36479066
Why?
Just go to the gym. Or here.

>>36479097
Get molested, faggot.

>>36479136
Yeah, no. That happens enough times a year, you sheltered babby. Go pray.

>>36479264
>buying into protestant propaganda

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>>36479232
gym is closed so i cant even make gains on that day.
whats worst is next week is my birthday and im probably just going to spend it with my family just like the last 23 years

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already ate a couple packs

>>36479300
looks like cow shit

>>36479056
probably some tamales as every single year before

>>36479056
Not sure yet. My wife's son said he will do the cooking so will have to see what he comes up with.

>>36479056
sous vide brisket

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>tfw it's a holiday and I get to show off my cut
Boardshorts? Speedos? Pic related is our first stop.

>>36481296

Are you kidding me? Show up in a speedo and display that bulge alongside dem gains.

>>36479298
>just going to spend it with my family
>just
You have people around you who love you. Stop complaining.

>>36481677
Wish that wasn't so pricy hear.

>>36481009
Grill that shit.

Buffalo burgers and vegetables. Standard procedure.

>>36481313

>Speedo
>Everybody knows you're trying to show off your gains and everybody remembers you as that guy that wore a speedo unironically

>Board shorts
>You are normal until they get wet and stick to your gains and bulge so you get to "accidentally" show off your gains anyway, without looking like a tryhard faggot.

>>36479269
I feel bad for you anon, I eat many bjg meals a year sometimes for no reason

i'm doing a sea food dinner so there will be lots of salmon, shrimp, cod fish cakes made with sweet potatoes and kale cranberry salad

>>36481869
Which I could stand the taste of fish.

Gonna do a lukewarm potato salad with some baked pancetta crunches and a pork shoulder cut with forest fruit filling.

No idea on the veggies though, maybe some herbed brussel sprouts from the oven.