Dumb shit your gym does

Årh hold dog op med at brokke dig

just use the big black mats you mong

>>36466441
The subtitle of my gym is "Fitness and Healt"

HEALT

>>36466441
They don't want you breaking their floor. How is that hard to understand?

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Dodloft

>>36466461
>>36466469
You guys are aware that deadlifts are supposed to be lifted from the ground right?

>>36466477
>muh rack pull equivalent
Stand on them or on a mat if you care about that inch.

>danes
Bort från mitt animeforum, KVÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

>>36466469
Yeah I would if they also brought a box/plank to stand on so your feet would be at the same level as the mats.
Those mats are like 7-8 cm over the ground, that's like 10-15%of the lift.

bruske den stor mattene, sven

>>36466441
Probably to designate space and order so that people are nor deadlifting just anywhere wherever there is cushion on the floor. Plus I'm sure those make even less noise.

>>36466483
See >>36466494

There is nothing to stand on..

>>36466472
That's just embarrassing

>>36466502
This is the place for deadlifts. Every deadlift was made there.

>less noise
I'm sorry is this Planet Fatness?

>>36466441
Are you autistic OP?

>>36466558
No.. Why?

>>36466441
>dodoloft
>muh personalet

What country is this i'm moving there

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>>36466768
Lol wut? Why?
It's Denmark

>>36466542
Maybe people were being retarded and doing deadlifts while the space was overcrowded and someone complained. Now just two at a time. Fucking deal with it faggot or go somewhere else, no one is forcing you stay there.

>>36466779
What a funny language. Do you need italian guys with a degree in economics and social sciences?

>>36466798
I honestly can't answer that question. My guess is no, but you can look into it

>>36466781
And that would be fine if they didn't do it in such a retardet way. What about a deadlift platform instead? Read the other comments

>>36466441
>Kids Gym

Unsupervised kids 12+

Didn't realise 4-man bench press was actually a thing until I gymed during "kid's gym".

>>36467007
what is Kids Gym?

>>36466510
My gym has this too. I just use some smaller plates (15kg instead of 20) to keep the same ROM as if I were pulling from the floor.

>>36466494
So use 15kg plates instead of 20's. That'll bring the bar back down.

>>36466441
>closes at 10pm
>allows children unsupervised (a bunch of kids around 14 or 15 come in a lot and they're unsafe idiots who have come very close to seriously hurting themselves a few times that I've seen)
>keep the cardio area at 15 degrees Celsius
>close the stretching room for classes even though they have a full open gymnasium that hardly ever gets used and is usually locked

It's actually cuckspeak for Big black cocks.

Am I the only one seeing this or what?

I have a pretty bad gym, its a uni gym one of the top rated in the US...well a uni rec center. There are many, many signs all regarding things we're not allowed to do. I'll take a picture of them this week and make a thread, but they are:
1. No olympic lifts including snatch/jerk/cleans/anything olympic related
2. No colored liquids, which means no pre/post workout, no protein. STRICTLY water in clear containers
3. No food
4. No weights are allowed to be carried on the track
5. No shoes that have the toes/no crossfit fits/no olympic shoes
6. No barefeet
7. No slamming weight
8. Chalk free, only liquid chalk permitted
9. All belongings must remain in a locker at all times, no carrying clothes/shoes/gym bags around

There are individual signs for these rules all throughout the rec center, that makes over 16 separate signs posted throughout the place. Its fucked.

>>36467829
>5. No shoes that have the toes/no crossfit fits/no olympic shoes
What the fuck? Must be Chuck Taylor's gym.

>>36467896
Yeah...

>>36466798
>social sciences
kill urself

>>36466798
>Do you need italian guys with a degree in economics and social sciences?
You are worthless in every country

>>36468024
>>36468206
Thanks for your input guys, thoroughly appreciated!

>Danmark

>>36468212
Don't worry about them, anon, I have a degree in social sciences as well and I have an easy job that I enjoy and pays me well.

>>36467829
Rules 3, 4, 6 and 9 make sense. 8 is a pain but not ridiculous considering it's a university rec centre, so you probably have a lot of retarded 18 year old beginners who chalk the fuck out of shit and get it everywhere. 2 is definitely a pain but again, probably due to young guys doing stupid shit like getting drunk while lifting.

>>36467829
>1.
TRIGGERED

Latterlig ting at brokke sig over. Loft nu bare

>>36468416
Ha most of the rules are set in place because of stupid people, sure. Its just certainly a pain when you need chalk; the bars they have are pretty poor quality, chalk is needed with a few of them. So you gotta hide it.

>>36466441
It has tons of machines that aren't being used most of the time, yet there's only a single squat rack.

What's wrong with using mats? Demolishing the floor isn't desired at my gym.

>>36466798
>implying Denmark needs more Pizza-Danish

>>36468536
Do you find liquid chalk not good? I prefer it now. I went to a gym that only allowed liquid a couple of years ago and made the switch, and even though I can use regular chalk now I've taken to the liquid stuff better.

>>36466798
>Do you need italian guys with a degree in economics and social sciences?

Brownskins, please stay in your corrupt south Europe countries.

>>36468625
I do not mind using it, and it definitely works but the residue it leaves on my hands pisses me off. I can't really touch anything until i wash it off. Kinda a hassle to use imo but still works well.

How do you know that's Danish not Norwegian?

I speak Swedish but had no idea which language that is.

>>36466441
Det er Shitness World - hvad fanden havde du regnet med?

>>36467829
>No colored liquids, which means no pre/post workout, no protein.
What the shit

>>36466441

Insists I have a credit or debit card on file despite insisting they could skip that and let me pay in cash. Now they have my initiation fee, I'm 3 months in and they keep batching about how the contract says this and that despite telling me to ignore that section at the time

>>36467829
>land of the free

having only one squat rack fml

>>36466492
Stick tillbaka till reddit äckliga efterblivna jävla SvT-tönt ingen gillar dig

> college actually has a pretty good gym despite being d3
> except that they allow sports teams to "reserve" the whole gym
> so the only time normal students are allowed in is 9am-3pm or 9pm-10pm
> then it closes
> at 10

>>36467257
parents drop their kids off, there is no equipment, only kids, you make do

>tfw reaching lmao2x12yr.old OHP

>>36468674

It's danish.

t. Norwegian.

>>36468674

Danish: Brug venligst de store sorte måtter ved dodloft

Norwegian: Vennligst bruk de store sorte mattene ved markloft

>>36466441
Sickening oversettelse desu senpai

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>no 5lb or 2.5lb plates
>won't let you bring your own
Fuck you too gym, how am I supposed to progress linearly?

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>>36472204
Same brah.

>>36472204
>>36472224
Holy shit just bring your own who the fuck is stopping you? I guarantee nobody will give a fuck and if they do, just explain to them and they'll be fine with it.

>Closes 2 hours early on Saturday (and Sunday, but that makes a little more sense)
>Closes 1 hour early on Friday (thfuck m8???)

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>>36469944
>dodloft
>markloft

>>36468991
It's a uni gym. Probably to stop people bring alcohol in.

>>36468387
what are you doing anon?

>>36468024
t. High school graduate

>>36467713
Fucking retard. 10/15/20/25 are the samesize; you using some kind of.. .. shitty plates?

>>36472579
Stand on the plates

Jag tänker säga dödslyft från och med nu, marklyft låter så fjantigt.