>"You eat HOW many proteins a day?!"

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Anonymous
2016-03-21 02:14:27 Post No. 36463432
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:14:27 Post No. 36463432 [Report]

>"You eat HOW many proteins a day?!"

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:19:41 Post No.36463497
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:19:41 Post No.36463497 [Report]

>>36463432
Shut the FUCK up, cunt, I'm not your typical sit-on-the-couch cuck getting obese and diseased, I fucking LIFT and I am a fucking GOD so get the FUCK out of my way you skinny androgenous little bitch! I bet you graduated at the bottom of your class and barely got through your residency without washing out of the program! You're a munitions-grade HMO fuckstain at best, YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!

YOU
ARE
FIRED!!!

>proceeds to find REAL doctor with Sports Medicine background that actually fucking KNOWS something

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:25:42 Post No.36463571
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:25:42 Post No.36463571 [Report]

three preoteins

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:27:05 Post No.36463579
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:27:05 Post No.36463579 [Report]

>>36463432
8 SHAKES WITH 4 SCOOPS, 2 SCOOPS IN EACH SCOOP, EVERY DAY

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:28:13 Post No.36463587
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:28:13 Post No.36463587 [Report]

Three preoteins

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:30:55 Post No.36463616
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:30:55 Post No.36463616 [Report]

>Our security cameras saw you pick up your faecas from the toielt. You then ate them screaming out "muh gainz"

>Care to explain?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:40:48 Post No.36463719
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>>36463616
>'security' cameras in the goddamned TOILET
George Orwell is clawing his way out of his grave to tell us I WAS RIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:43:46 Post No.36463743
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I read that in a chinese accent.

>YU EET OW MANY PRO-TEENS A DAY?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:47:26 Post No.36463782
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>>36463571
>>36463587
only answer

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:50:23 Post No.36463813
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:50:23 Post No.36463813 [Report]

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He told you to drink HOW much milk a day?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:52:19 Post No.36463832
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:52:19 Post No.36463832 [Report]

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You deadlift using mainly WHAT part of your body?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:53:29 Post No.36463844
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>>36463832
I overhead deadlift, so shoulders.

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:54:27 Post No.36463860
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:54:27 Post No.36463860 [Report]

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You've been drinking HOW much jizz?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:55:20 Post No.36463870
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>>36463832
i dont deadlift at all because im not retarded

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:55:54 Post No.36463874
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Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:55:54 Post No.36463874 [Report]

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So you take all your fitness advice from an obese redneck?
No? Good.
THE OTHER GUY YOU TAKE ADVICE FROM DIED AT 23?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:56:20 Post No.36463879
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CREATINE?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:56:39 Post No.36463880
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>>36463579
BET MY BLOODWORK CAME BACK NEGATIVE FOR HUMANITY CMON

Anonymous 2016-03-21 02:56:46 Post No.36463884
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NOFap? Semen retention?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 03:07:57 Post No.36464016
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>you eat HOW many eggs a day? Oh, that's less than me actually, Hey how's you mom been?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 03:31:56 Post No.36464249
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That's what your farts ALWAYS smell like?

Anonymous 2016-03-21 04:56:25 Post No.36464893
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You took advice from an anime image board

Anonymous 2016-03-21 05:00:38 Post No.36464920
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>>36463497
>tfw she graduated top of her class in medical school
>tfw she has over 300 confirmed surgical operations
>tfw she can wipe your illness off the face of the planet with the efficiency the likes of which has never been seen before
>tfw as we speak she is contacting her global network of doctors and nurses
>tfw you're fucking alive kiddo