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>first day of lifting
>wife's son benches more than me
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>son's wife's daughter squats more than me
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>Wife's sexual bf saw me struggling with my squat & helped me
In front of her
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>prepped the bull for my wife and went to the shed
>start working on my new lego set
>30 minutes later tyrese comes in
>grabs my bottle of lotion i keep in case my feet get dry
>dry feet the rest of the day
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>>36452115
did u smash?
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>first day of lifting
> son's wife benches more than me
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>>36452234
no i spent a long time putting the set together i wasn't going to smash it. i was pissed though
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>>36452195
wut. she has you and a bf?
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>tfw wife's son lost his virginty before me
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>>36452272
>2016
>not having a sexual bf
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>>36452275
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>>36452275
Thats some oscar tier comedy film right there
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>tfw I'm still dating her but I know she's fucking other guys and can't do nothing about it
Kill me
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>tfw your wife's son gives you a wet willy
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>tfw wife's son won't stay on /tv/
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>cuddle with FOB asian girl wiht huge breasts
>makeout
>feel up her breasts and suck on them
>go down to finger her
>"im on my period"
>we makeout and then we talk about us
>"i dont really want a relationship"
>me : "so what do you want no strings attached?"
>"I don't use that term, I'd rather call it 'adult friend.' "
She says she wants to have sex with me, but not be a slut and still continue to see me.
She went off to south padre on spring break and I just fucking know she's hooking up with other guys.
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>>36452195
I had a high school reunion and after dinner we were all just discussing our sex lives/sexuality in general. I shared my sexual endeavours, a girl who bit my weewee accidentally and a girl that nearly became my wife but died which resulted in my search for a monsoon of random strange. One of the girl's from my high school piped up and said that's disgusting. She then began speaking as if she were totally justified about the concept of having multiple partners and how people shouldn't be bound to monogamy. She explained to the group having multiple partners simultaneously for different purposes. She was currently seeing like 8 different people, one was for spiritual connection, one was for emotional support, one was for sexual release, one was for money and I can't exactly remember the rest. I was quite revolted that anyone would agree to being in such a relationship so I probed and asked if any of the guys actively knew about the others and her response was "Of course not" followed by a shrill laugh. The reunion ended there.
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>>36452365
And this bothers you ... why?
Young /fit/izen, try to understand something about life. A whore is a whore and nothing will ever change that fact. She's in South Padre fucking other guys, but she doesn't have to go to South Padre to fuck other guys. She fucked other guys between sessions with you.
If a woman wants to be FWBs, it's because she wants to fuck around. She's disgusting and a means to an end. Feel glad that you weren't the guy she decided she wanted to settle down with after riding a long carousel of cock.
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>>36452365
>asian
Fucking what the fuck are you doing anon?
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>>36452105
>tfw ppl keep talking to your wife's son
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>>36452226
keked
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>>36452365
wrong thread faggot
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>gf has a super low sex drive
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>>36452275
sides are orbiting
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>>36452272
Hi new friend.
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>tfw gf is fat
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>>36452105
time to get on the juice OP
show that little faggot who's boss
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>tfw stepson is older than you
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>wife's boyfriend stops by the house to pick her up for a date
>as she gets ready we talk in the living room with the TV on
>feel awkward so I try to make smalltalk as he watches TV
>"so man how 'bout them Yankees"
>he doesn't watch baseball
>bring politics into it
>"yeah, really hoping Bernie Sanders pulls through in this election"
>preoccupied with watching TV he just replies with "yeah man sorry I don't know much about the election or anything like that. Do you mind if I watch this?"
>"oh sure sorry about bothering you"
>wife comes out a few minutes later and he says she looks stunning
>she smiles and kisses him
>I repeat his statement, that she looks beautiful
>they laugh to each other and leave
>spend the next two hours phonebanking for Bernie Sanders
How can I get him more interested in the election?
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>>36452489
AAWH YEEEAH YOU LOVE THAT BLUBBER DON'T YOU AHAB?
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>>36452496
Help him register so he can vote for whoever he wants in the primaries.
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>>36452527
>unironically responding to shitposts
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>squatting at or below parallel
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>>36452496
no jokes though, being the boyfriend of someone's wife sucks and gets really awkward when you go pick her up. her husband called her phone 11 times in one night. she slept thru it all but it kept fucking waking me up, and had to start denying his calls and putting it on silent.
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>>36452527
I guess I can do that but I only really meet him when he comes to pick my wife up. Do you have any advice for what to do in this kind of case? Like I said I think he's a bit shy with talking about politics. I could have the forms ready for him when he comes over or something.
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>>36452496
>tfw ask your wifes bf if hes voting for bernie and he laughs and says hes voting for trump and so am i.
>'o-ok'
wat do? i dont want to vote for drumphhfh but if i dont he'll know and then i wont get to watch or prep him for a whole month.
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>>36452565
Tough situation man. Technically you can still phonebank for Bernie and donate to his campaign, right? You could just vote for Drumph but get 10 other people to vote for Bernie.
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>retarded american shitposting
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>>36452365
She's at UME right?
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>>36452105
he's got that hybrid vigor, OP
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>>36452578
>Technically you can still phonebank for Bernie and donate to his campaign, right?
not even, he cut the power to my shed 2 weeks ago because i was trying to take my cage off to pee in the flowerbeds again. now i have to charge my macbook in garage during the day when theyre away.
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>>36452365
> ''Im on my period''
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>>36452105
>wife's son
Your son?
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>>36452275
10/10
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>>36452369
>>36452419
>>36452542
>>36454134
1. You guys are being serious in a cuck meme thread
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I'm tired of this wife's son meme. I'm raising my wife's son, what's the big deal? My wife is such a nice woman but she made mistakes, It feels good to be the one for her to rely on. Besides i saw some pictures of her when she was young and I hit the jackpot lol! She was way out of my league
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>>36452275
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>>36452105
Kek. This thread is amazing.
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>>36452275
10/10 well done.
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