Why aren't you lifting planets yet?

Because it's too heavy

>>36439028
Handstand pushups bruh. I'm trying to push the earth closer to the sun, that's why the summers have been hotter than usual the past few years

>No lever long enough
>No fulcrum on which to place it

>>36439111
Shit, nice
do you mind doing it on the other side of the planet though? If the sun gets too close then we all die

>>36439028
What would I stand on?

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>>36439072

>>36439194
space

>>36439128
>No lever long enough
My dick
>No fulcrum on which to place it
ur mum

>>36439180
I'd have to do them in the ocean tho :/

Idk i keep destroying them first

Bc I'm a dyel manlet and the space chads will bully me

>>36439180
This anon is offering to purge the earth of all pain and suffering and youre telling us youd like to hang out on this doomed planet a little bit longer...

>>36439300
just wait till it's night bro

>>36439028
Guys, it's fake. That's like the bumper plate of planets.

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OP is a fagot and this post is doubles

>>36440117
lmao

>>36440117
Lol O god so much truths

>>36440117
damn this was my first thought when i clicked op's image then i saw your shit