Why do you lift, /fit/?

to defend our planet from the incoming Saiyans

I don't want to look like my dad when I get old. I wanna be muscular viking tier. I wanna look like Master Roshi.

>>36434306
>I don't want to look like my dad when I get old

This

Because it feels fucking good, man.

It also makes me more confident outside the gym

>>36434306
this my dad looks like shit i already look way better than he did at his age though

I like looking good, but like 85% of the reason I go is just for the small chance of meeting an aesthetic manly man to plow my twink butthole.

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My gym crush

>>36434176
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

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>>36434162

To become a god.

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I lift so one day I'll be strong enough to kill myself

>>36434779
>pic
Did he light a cigarette in the midst of natural gas? Explain this shit.

>>36434825
Maybe along the way you'll become strong enough to not want to

>>36434825
do it fgt

>>36434949
I think they were inhaling that gas thing that comes on spary cans wich name I can't remember.

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>>36434162
because i dont wanna sit at pc all day cuz my eyes get tired

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>>36434162
For self-respect, confidence, and mental ease.
I also like dem mires.

>>36434162
How do I obtain a double 6pack, /fit/?
Is he natty?
Will it get me girls?

>>36434995
Ah, now I feel less sorry for them.

>>36435080
You're above 30% bf no one is miring you

>>36434306
>tfw my dad can lifts more than me
feels not bad actually. he's a cool dude.

>>36434825
Are you planning to kill yourself with your own hands?

>>36434162
>tfw no 10-pack

I...
I dont remember anymore...

I try to be as attractive as I can, so I can be sure that my profound hate for my body isn't just out of ugliness, but legitimate mental illness.

Every single "ur hot ;)" I get is another notch on the meter that someday will spell my suicide.

I have three things I want to be able to do that I've never been able to do before. One is do an unassisted pullup. The second is to dunk a basketball. And the third is to beat my best friend at arm wrestling for the first time in my life

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>>36434162

For myself, but beyond even that...

My high school oneitis. We didn't date or anything but we were close and looking back I'm pretty sure she had a crush on me.

She wasn't a knockout when it came to looks but she was a qt korean girl who loved to draw just like me. Now she's a couple hours away from me going to a different college with her beta orbiter who was shit at drawing. I stayed and did community college to save money.

I hope she didn't forget about me, but then again, why would she want to remember me

I think about her more often than I should but I lift mostly for myself

Why did you do this to me OP?

>>36434306
>be fan of CKY skate videos
>remember Bam beating up Phil and yelling at him about being overweight, making him do push ups, etc.
>remember Viva La Bam and "Don't Feed Phil" campaign
>Bam is now fat from drinking all the time

Sad feel.

Theres this upcoming event called the Cell Games, and Im going to train with my dad in the Hypertonic Lion Tamer

>>36439159
What the hell?

>>36434825
Don't do it, living is worth experiencing. For real.

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>>36439159

To surpass that faggot Kakarot

>>36434162
I want to give girls incentive to talk to me because I will literally 100% die alone otherwise because I get all my social skills from 4chan

To get caterpillar mode

>>36434162
to get pussy and be the envy of other men

>>36434949
Pretty sure they were spraying hair spray with the windows up. Watch their heads, hair doesn't usually light on fire like this. Then the one guy lit a cigarette causing the chain reaction you see

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>>36439159
>implying Mr. Satan won't just beat Cell for us anyways

>>36434779
Holy fuq rest in peece face gains

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>>36439159

>Hypertonic Lion Tamer

That one was on purpose

>>36434306
>I don't want to look like my dad when I get old.

I feel you

My dad is relatively strong but has a huge beer gut. I aim to avoid that

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>>36434306
>fatass dad dead from cancer at 58
but haes, right sjws?

So I'm no longer a fatfuck

To have a really sexy ass and legs and to pull off better trap cosplay this summer at Anime Expo

>>36434825
before you go killing yourself tell me the name from the waifu on the right

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I started because I thought losing the weight would make me more attractive (which it did) thus making me happier. Now that I'm losing more and more I find myself becoming more critical of every flaw on my body, and noticing that people are much more superficial than I've come to believe.

At least I don't get tired going up a flight of stairs anymore.

>>36434306

My dad was ripped as fuck and 6'2".

>tfw I'm skinnyfat and 5'10".

Well. At least now he's a tranny so he's suffering just like me.

Still feels bad, man,

>>36440879
>he's a tranny
Wat

To crush my enemies. See them driven before me. And hear the lamentations of their women.

>>36438571
We are the same..... we really are.....

>>36434825
You can die at anytime, but living takes true courage.

>>36435080
I'm watching BL right now

>>36440486
Omg wtf proceting much!!!!!!! How dare you judge your fathers body type!!!!!!!!! Even if he worked out like i do he wouldnt lose weight!!!!! I mean i cant lose weight either i only eat 1000c a day and i gain weight!!!!!!!

>>36440839
it's rei ayanami

>>36440092
This is offensive. Black Lives Matter.

#make4chansafespace

1. For health purposes
2. The bitches
3. In case of impending apocalypse

>>36434779
That cheeky smile before he lights it

I just want to have an aesthetic body that's pleasing to look at.

I don't even like girls

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For this

The love of my life broke my heart. I started gaining weight and basically losing control of my life because of the crippling depression. One day, I decided to try lifting, completely on a whim, thinking it might work as a distraction to save me from my self-destruction.

Long story short, it worked, and I basically turned my life around through lifting. I now keep doing it for the purposes of making myself the best I can be and leaving the world behind,

>>36434162
Literally snake body

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I just wanted to make my gf proud, but she cheated on me.
Now I just lift for making myself proud.

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Because I have a below average sized penis and low self-esteem.

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So that I may be granted entrance into the kingdom

>>36434724
Godly

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>>36434162

I like being able to load slightly more weight on every now and then.

That's literally the reason

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>>36434162
Because my dad was a rower and a judoka when he was young, up to his early 20s.
Even has a few medals from both sports.

Got injured, and dropped everything.
Acively kept me away from all sports and sabotaged every time I wanted to get into martial arts, gymnastics or lifting as a kid.
I literally got picked out by a talent hunter in 1st grade of primary school and the fucker declined.
I always had a natural talent for wrestling and judo. Nope, not gonna happen son.
I always admired his judo past. I read all his old manuals, learned the basics by myself.
Nope. Not gonna happen, stay in school, do your homework.

Now he's an inch shorter than me and out has over over 60lbs on me, while having the most skinny, flabby arms and pathetic back you can imagine.

While he rocks the giant gut of failure and the stature of a coat hanger at the same time at 300lbs, he goes around saying that it runs in the family and I'll look like him, when I'm his age (at first), then when I have a kid (still not it) and now just simply sprouts bullshit that it's the injuries that don't go away and keep you from doing shit (had more major injuries than he did).

Tried to passive-aggresively sabotage every form of rehab I've done for the past 8 month on my injured ankle (in your face motherfucker, I can now do a fucking skipalong at 230 without any pain) and continues to sprout bullshit every chance he can.

I will not end up like him.
My son exibits the same wrestling/BJJ talents I did, at fucking 8 months old, and they will be honed.

My injuries will be rehabed right away.
I will not let failure and weakness claim another man in my family.
I will grow old and still outlift everybody but my son.

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>>36442557
Just a different perspective: don't overdo it.
You don't have to be the inverse of your father to your son. The best things in life lie in the greys between the black and white.
>pic related is for the kid

>>36442753
This. Outer motivation kills inner motivation. It is all about being subtle. Make the enviroment for your kid active and he will grow up to enjoy sports without somebody pushing him all the time.

Because strength is the only thing in my life I have genuine control over, barring freak occurrences like accidents.

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>>36434162
To get rid of my crippling self-esteem issues.

>>36442557
I fear the day I have a son, show him what I'm passionate about, and he rejects it.

My father was a blue collar wage slave, timid, got bullied in every place he worked, would come home and complain endlessly about how much his life sucks. Diagnosed with 'depression' when he was 45, I was determined to not end up like him, couldn't possibly believe someone could spend over 50 years of their life as a victim, letting motherfuckers walk all over them, never sticking to anything, complaining about basically everything but refusing to do anything to change it.

Looking up to your dad until the age of 13 or so when you realise that he's weak, is a very strange experience, something I'd never wish on my son.

>>36434162
My kids are going to think I'm the strongest man in the world. How could I let them grow up as liars?

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For Ai.

Because my ancestors were warriors and I'm terrified of my country getting invaded because my government and military is corruption as fuck

Eh

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Because Zeon thirsts for the strength of its people
https://youtu.be/L03K2njcCrM

I don't

i literally only come here for rich piana shitposting

>>36434306
> my dad is a diabetic injured Iraq veteran

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>>36434162
So I can pose like a faggot infront of the mirror and pretend I'm a JoJo. Shit is cash.

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>>36443345

To become the perfect twink. Also, to meet alpha males to fug me.

The former is going pretty well, but I've made absolutely zero progress on the latter.

>>36443612
you in the dutchlands bby ?

>>36443671
No, sorry, I'm an Americunt ;-;

>>36443801
your loss
http://i.imgur.com/SqQdgjI.jpg

>>36443845
Eh, I don't think I'm missing out on much.

>>36443041
>Diagnosed with 'depression' when he was 45
Well...yeah.