clubbing

>>36364969
I can't stand girls that go "clubbing". Just not my type.

>>36364969

>i'm currently cutting

Go to the goth/industrial club so you can cut with friends instead.

I used to love clubs

they are pretty shit, and drinks are overpriced. had a promoter friend, you realize how shitty girls at clubs are when you see how the scene works first hand.

>>36365023
Go to the place where you'll have more fun breh.

>>36365028
I dont buy drinks from clubs i always pre game before going in
>>36365015
Not your type as in not gf material right? Me neither obviously. But i just go to try to get some pussy
>inb4 stds
I always use condoms

Clubs are fucking awful. Loud shitty music, slutty people everywhere, and usually a complete sausage fest.

Unless you've got a-grade looks you're not fucking anyone.

>>36364969
Trip on GG1

Ps I'm horny as fuck too breh id kill for a high test cum dumpster right now

>>36365028
>you realize how shitty girls at clubs are when you see how the scene works first hand.

How shitty?

>>36365129

as in cheating on your boyfriend cause someone gave you a $10 rum and coke shitty

girls there are nothing but drama/problems

and dont get me started on bartenders. never, EVER make friends with a female bartender.

>>36365073
confirmed ugly beta male

Ayyy any toronto bros wanna link up for the club later this month?

>>36365159
Noted. I've always wondered why girls would go to clubs at all. I mean, as a guy I appreciate them doing it, but from the girl's point of view, you're risking getting drugged and raped all for the pay off of being felt up and grinded against. I had a great time the last time I went though; wound up fingering some drunk white girl.

But yeah, I agree, girls who club, while fun and entertaining (to finger), would make for poor gf / wife.

>>36365023
kek

>>36365235

free attention and drinks.

girls anywhere crave attention. whether it is at a club, or likes on instagram.

>>36365159
>and dont get me started on bartenders. never, EVER make friends with a female bartender.
Why ?

I only went clubbing with friends once and was bored to tears; some dude tried to convince me to follow him to fuck me in the ass presumably but I didn't know about /fit/ back then lol.

I'm probably too autistic to "get" the fun in dancing to uncomfortably loud music with strobing lights.

>>36365402

I made friends with one, she turned out to be a cunt.

bartenders will just use you. dont bother.

>>36365490
Green ?

>>36365531

huh?

all im saying is that people in the club scene are shit. the only "nice" people, are high on drugs.

>>36365544
Nah I was asking for greentext / story about your personal experience because you're being rather vague. If you don't feel comfortable doing that or have better things to do than entertaining my curiosity that's ok too, I'll take your word that club people are for the most part trash considering they didn't make a positive impression on me either.

>>36365584

short version

>make friends with bartender at favorite club

>shes clearly interested, we talk, I get free drinks and stuff

>stops being friendly for no reason

guess she just wanted me for tips, whatever. a lot of girls try to use guys, it's best to avoid them.

>>36365646
I worked as a bouncer for a couple of years during uni, most of them are drunks/druggies and complete whores. And If the girl isn't studying or working to get somewhere better in life, she definitely is.

>>36365015
club girls are everyones type
for that night
no one in their right minds would go date one

>>36365065
>having sex before marriage

Degenerate

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>>36365015
They're all sluts.

>>36366575
i have a way better ass than that holy shit

>>36366606
you're also a guy

stop the gay

>>36366614
yeah well she should work on it

>>36366575
>>36366575
this is from a fucking porno you dumb shit

>>36366575
I think the uncomfortable, disappointed glances from the girls next to her pretty much sum this webm up.

>>36366624
she has a cute face

what's it called

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>>36366575
>tfw so desensitized to sluttiness and degeneracy that seeing a clubslut exposing her pussy and ass on the dance floor wouldn't even phase me any more
I wish I'd been born an Amish boy in rural Ohio

>>36366653
yeah everyone there also looks akward as fuck

all i would want to do is pull out my phone and come here and go home to listen to retrowave

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Girls at clubs are pretty bad, but the guys have to be worse.

Guys (especially Pajeets and Tyrones) are so fucking thirsty at clubs that they'll either creep up behind girls and grind on them or just pull them towards themselves, both usually against the girls will.

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>>36366689

>>36366689
Honestly who fucking cares if you're being a creep? The term "creep" is powertalk anyway for "you're not attractive enough to be doing this to me". If Brad Pritt started going up to random girls and grinding on them you think they would mind?

The feelings of women are inconsistent and unimportant, stop taking them seriously

>>36366689
Lmao the white guys are just as bad. But ofcourse you wouldn't notice that :^)

how do you speak with someone at a club? everything is so loud

i need people to talk in my ear, or i need to talk in theirs

>>36366837
This

>normie club

i dont even know what kind of music is popular among normies anymore

>>36365227
yo what club brah, i'm in brampton

>>36369095
regeton

>>36369095
work work work work work
simme do it dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt
you no that i like lie lie lie lie
semme to the line lie lie lie lie

>>36369033
good tip i learnt from a friend is to put your finger on their tragus and push it towards the ear canal, you can literally just talk to them normally and they can hear plain as day.

It really seems like most of fit just needs to get laid. Why not see if theres any sex clubs or bdsm clubs with a good mix of guys and girls? Theres one near-ish to were I am and its a pretty good place for casual sex . check fetlife or something

>>36369352
... Won't that be creepy though?

>>36365402
just take xtc

techno music is unbearable sober and you should not go to clubs ever without xtc

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>>36366575
This.
Pic related someone posted from my uni

>>36369352
is that normal though when talking to people? i've seen some PUA material before, and they say "pecking" (speaking in the other person's ear) is undesirable. i just don't know how i can speak loud enough or hear better

this too >>36369365

>>36369352
>>36369365
>>36369520
no, don't do this, creepy as fuck.

>>36365402
This. I get dragged to a club sometimes and it's just so fucking boring. I really don't get how dancing in an environment closely resembling the epicenter of a battlefield at night, while being intoxicated is enjoyable. Don't get me started on "picking up chicks" in such a ridiculous atmosphere.

>>36369438

I have never seen a club like this. Granted I've only been to like 3 or 4, but still.

It's mostly just crowded as fuck with everyone in their own little groups they came with. I think I grinded on like one girl randomly. Canada here.

>>36370886
up-tipped, my gentleman friend!

>>36370886
You're into more quiet and less chaotic tastes, and that's dandy. I know a few guys who have never been to a club in their lives ever, and don't plan to unless they're forced.

>>36370933

Those webms are all porn. I've been to quite a lot of clubs and never seen anything like that.
Clubs are all about dancing, drinking and socializing.

>>36371045
moron

>>36371059
I don't even mind chaotic stuff, for example certain sports and racing, if I can get something enjoyable out of chaos I will like it. I just don't feel that in clubs. It's like trying to socialize behind an airplane engine, it's one of those things that I just can't understand.

>>36371253
Im sure there are clubs like that. Probably for high profile people.
Not the pleb clubs everyone goes to