This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom. What do you do?

>>36358368
slap his face

>>36358368
15 solid

>>36358368
Make him drop the soap

>>36358368
laugh awkwardly and say, "n-n-no homo"

blush and giggle

>turn around shocked
>give him a cheeky smile
>catch him when he isn't looking
>slap his ass harder
>grab on it
>feel up his body from behind
>turn him around
>stick my tongue down his mouth
>we're both getting raging erections that are rubbing against eachother
>realize we're still out in the open
>grab his hand and lead him to a spot hidden from everyone
start teasing his cock from the outside of his shorts
>giving it kisses and what not
>sit him down
>pull down shorts and stick his dick in my mouth
>swallow everything (dat protein)
>kiss him and thank him for my post workout meal sub
>whisper in his ear softly no homo

>>36358368
slap his love handles and laugh

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>>36358368

>>36358442
L-lewd

>>36358368
Laugh at him because he's a manlet

Let's just say my Glock 19 would speak for me.

If he did it when I was still in my gym gear (and thus not strapped) i'd use physical melee.

>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, killing him instantly

>>36358480
Pssh.... nothing personal kid

Suck that faggot's dick and show him who the boss is

>>36358480

Don't forget your katana.

>>36358368
Have a 69 sucking contest, first to cum looses
>no homo

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>>36358438
>dat protein
>whisper in his ear softly no homo

>>36358480
Jokes on you, he's not hiding a dick in his pants it's a pipebomb.

>>36358971
That cheeky bastard

>>36358442
How do people bend there dick all the way down when they're hard? I can't do that shit

>>36359019
It's all part of a good stretching routine, breh.

Try to hide my erection

>>36358442
cute hands

>>36358368
Let him fuck me sore. Thankfully I always carry around lube with me in case of no homo moments like this.

>>36358368
Obviously this guy is a total catcher given his body language

>>36358442
this gave me a boner wtf

>>36359548
>the only actual faggot in the thread
Thank you for noticing.

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>>36359548
steve is a total bottom

>>36358438

I'm currently on 1.2g of tren and am in a long term serious relationship and am engaged to the woman I love.
I am straight... but fuck this turned me on, and I was never like this before tren. Even trannies and animal porn turns me on now.

>>36359611
>>36359548

Only bottoms put that much effort into their lower body.

Report him to the gym authorities for sexual harassment.