How many calories lost in a 5 minutes long fap session?

5 minutes? you need to work on your cardio.

seriously, i usually fap like once a week and i edge myself for an hour. feels great man

>>36346718
I want pleasure and I want it fast.

>>36346787
Then you'll never make it 'cause you want instant gratification.

>>36346706
In the neighbourhood of 25-30. 15 minutes of "average" sex for a 160 pound man burns between 150 and 200 calories, so maybe even less than my above estimate would be accurate for fapping.

>>36346798
That's like saying you'll never accomplish anything because you drink a soda when you buy it.

>>36346706
>5 minutes
I don't get this, why people fap so quickly? My fapping sessions last on average 45 minutes, I don't fap in order to cum, I fap because fapping feels good.

>>36346787
Take drugs then faggit

>>36346803
Given that in actual sex you move mostly your whole body, not only your hand.
So I would say you it's more like 10-15

>>36346798
>>36346955
Its a basic human need. We all want to feel good as fast as possible while doing as little work as possible.

>>36346955
>buying or drinking soda

About 5 000 calories, depending on intensity.

One Big Mac is about 500 000 calories, depending on area.

>inb4 americans get confused about zeros

>>36347070
that's why the majority of people are fat

>>36347155
>purposefully being obtuse

You're a fag brah

>>36347155
half a million calories is nothing, I eat a billion every day

>>36347167
>being correct is being obtuse
>>36347175
that's a lot. I get about 600-700 kcal a day.

>>36347052
Some people really can't waste 40 minutes of their life fapping

>>36347280
>waste
There's your problem.

>>36347052
They don't have foreskins.

>>36346803
So I'd burn 14000 calories in a day if I spent all my awake time having sex?

That's like a month of eating a 500kcal deficit.

>>36347386
You'd break your dick first, though.

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>>36347386
>burning 14kcal is like a month of eating a 500kcal deficit

This doesn't make sense. would that be having sex all day every day for a month and dividing those 500 kcal over one full month?

>>36347052
same, i like to romance myself a little bit. sometimes ill just rub a piece of fur all around my dick until i just randomly cum. takes almost an hour but soooo worth it

>>36347052
Don't overdo it, more than once a day is bad. Some people fap 3 times a day every day, wasting 30+ hours a week.
It can be an addiction.

>>36347653
Oh I don't usually need to fap more than once per day or two days. That's probably because when I do, I make it count.