>Barbell >Doesn't ring when I shake it

>dumbbell
>still really smart

>lunge
>is actually bregvazt

>decline bench
>still accept I'll be doing it anyway

>deadlift
>usually throw them over your shoulder or drag them

>deadlift
>still alive

>clean and press
>clothes still dirty

>>36298430
>tfw no clubbell

What???

>hack squat
>actually a decent lowerbody exercise

>pull-up
>no thanks, I haven't needed those since 8th grade

>>36298430
>Traps
>makes you look manlier

>dips
>good thing I brought my veggie platter

>are you a cardio bunny?
>because bunnys have lots of sex

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>military press
>is actually a freelance reporter

>Chin ups
>Still depressed

>preacher curls
>no sermon during curls

>>36298430
>Teddy Altman
>not a bear
>also not a man

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>>36298599

kek

>battle ropes
>lost

>French press
>shot by Muslims

>calf raises
>no cattle in gym

>shoulder flys
>still on ground

>>36298430
>clean and jerk
>dont actually masturbate in the shower

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>>36298624

>>36298600
That hit too close to home anon.

>Glutenfree lapdance
>stripper is low test

>turkish get-ups
>still wearing traditional western clothing

>lunge
>after dinner

>Romanian deadlifts
>Gypsies stole my equipment

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>>36298695

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>>36298600

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>>36298538
>>36298565
>>36298599

top tier kekkin

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>>36298506
>>36298511
>>36298518
>>36298538
>>36298547
>>36298565
>>36298599
>>36298600
>>36298624
>>36298695

>stronglifts
>can't bench the bar

>>36299199

>Doing SS
>actually been lifting for over 18 months

>sit ups
>this isn't how I sit up

>>36298430
>clean and jerk
Still dirty and didn't get off

>power clean
>Still took more than 20min to clean my room

>Stiff leg deadlift
>actually loosens my lowerback muscles rather than stiffening or killing me

>>36299351
>Stiff leg deadlift
>Still flacid

>Push up
>Is actually a press up