>that DYEL who works out in a superman shirt

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>That really big guy who always show up to class an hour late, wearing athletic shorts with compression leggings under them and a stringer to show off his fatceps and shitty tattoos in the winter...

>Superman
>Training

Superman basically never trained, but by the generally accepted facts of his physiology etc. he could have got at least 2X as strong by actually training, no?

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>>36273891

>that guy who wears basketball shorts in the squat rack

>>36274015
fuck off nerd

>>36274015

What the fuck is Superman going to train with?

>>36274031
Go to somewhere similar to Krypton and get strong as fuck there?

>>36274074
He was a baby
Krypton is kill
Sun rays make him stronk

>>36274091
>Be DYEL fag
>300kg total on earth
>Go to planet and my strength is X100
>30000kg total

or

>Be Norsefat
>Total is 700kg
>Go to new planet
>700000kg total

>>36274074

How will he get there?

How will he get back?

>>36274122
>30000kg
lmao DYEL?
You inject kryptonite brah?

>fitness board
>people discuss how superman should train

>>36274269

Lex pls go

>>36274269
I want Lex posters to leave

>>36274015
No the sun gives him his strength and gets stronger the longer he's exposed to the sun.
Even if what you say was true, he fights beings stronger then him on the daily so I think he works out enough.

>>36274015
>superman is literally a god
>lel fucking dyel, didn't even workout superman is soft af senpai

Can superman bench a planet

>>36274427
Yes, for five days straight

What would happen if Superman took steroids?

Or even worse, creatine?

>>36274015
He could. All he has to do is go to a planet with a way bigger sun and stay till he adopts to it.

>>36274661
How could he? A needle can not break his skin. And orals would fuck up his liver.

>>36274661
Supes is not a cheater, anon.

>>36274699

Kryptonite needle

Courtesy of LexCorp

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>Train insaiyan

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>>36273891

>the guy who wears shirts with phrases on them

>the guy who wears beats over ear headphones

>>36273891

> superman
> not popeye

casuals

>>36275568
loool I have a shirt with Goku doing push ups that says that. I diddly in it and idgaf.

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>fat with tribal armband
>skelly with tribal armband
>tattoos

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>tfw you will never be as strong as a superhero

>that manlet that walks around the gym staring everyone down thinking he's intimidating

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>>36273891
>that guy whos really into shitty gym memes and has those fucking train insayin shirts and shit
>hes been going to the gym for years
>hes dyel at best

>>36273891
>That guy who always brings his pet monkey as a gym buddy and even brings two 2.5 dumbbells for his monkey to use to get a good pump in