Mired while banging

Let me explain
>at club, wearing tank, looking juicy as fuck
>see some qt3.14s, looking in my direction
>walk over with some drinks, subtly flex
>grills are impressed, touching my arms
>their guy friend walks over, he's fucking ripped, 6'4'' and at least 240lbs
>tells me 'not bad, anon'
>I get drunk as shit, hook up with one of the girls
>about to pass out, guy stops my fall, tells me he'll help me home
>say ok
>he takes me back to his place, dumps me on his bed and asks if I need anything
>just mumble
>he asks what I said, moves his face close to mine, I can feel his breath
>no idea why I do it, but kiss him
>wtf I'm not even gay, but ok
>he kisses back
>next thing I know we're hooking up furiously and his hand is on my dick
>flips me over, lubes up and puts it in
>tells me my back muscles are really hard
>I'm basically about to cum already
>he pulls out and cums all over my back
>we both pass out
>next morning I wake up, he's still asleep, pick up my clothes and sneak out and wait for my mom to come pick me up (I told her I stayed at a friend's)

shit was so cash. I think I'll knock on his door tomorrow

>>36260436
>wtf I'm not even gay

I have some news anon

>>36260458
i don't think that's OP

Should a figured he was a faggot when he was using the metric system

this is the best

>plowing into chick while she lays on the bed
>wraps her legs around you
>feeling your arms and abs
>"oh my god" every time she squeezes a muscle

>>36260478

yes it is

>>36262426
what is going on here

>>36263148
>tripfag tries to samefag
>forgot about trip

sage away

God im such a cum guzzeling giggly faggot

>>36260271
does the kid in that gif have fucked up knees or is that the move he was going for

>>36263166

>tripfag
>being this new
really nigger

is it true gay man prefer gay bear?

LOL most epic fail thread of 2016!!official fail compliation: the thread

>>36260271
>I'm 21
>Kissed a girl for the first time last night
>Maybe I'm not doomed.

who the fuck cares

>>36264100
This