What's the best /fit/ related way to kill yourself?

Bench Press Guillotine

>>36238617
OHP guillotine

Deadlift Guillotine

Run until you drop dead. So around 10km or so

>>36238617
In a sauna with ladyboys

Was thinking of doing roids recklessly and getting fucking joocy first

Do what old made in >>36234509 and drop like a gram or more of DNP

creatine overdose.

>>36238729
>Was thinking of doing roids recklessly and getting fucking joocy first

This.

Working as an intern and realizing how frail and insignificant life is Gear/training/dieting/sleeping has become a large part of my life.

When I am working by myself in my own clinic and I do develop complications I'll just have to accept my consequences.

Hopefully the odds will be in my favour, will rely on a cardiologist + cardiac medication along with frequent monitoring of vitals.

>>36238617

Trying to outrun a train

>Jack3d

>>36238617
going for 9 scoops

kidney stones

>>36238729
This

>>36238798
I miss it.

>>36238759
That's sounds horrific I'd rather my eyes not dissolve prior to my death

sauna

>>36238648
someones doing their job

DNP tbqh

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overtrain

Autoeroticasphyxiation via Bowflex while on heavy doses of original Jack3d, DNP and Kill It, while your bowels are packed to the brim with oats and gallons of whole milk and set to explode the minute you expire while a video of Rippletoe explaining hip drive plays and a poster of Zyzz hangs on the wall.

>>36239042
>nothing gay

That's not /fit/ at all

>>36239037
lmao

>>36239056
>poster of Zyzz on the wall
>not gay

>>36238795
haha, rip

>>36238617
Bacon

>>36238617
Creatine overdose

There are some pre workout pills that are like 250 g of caffeine, take like 10 of those and go for a jog

>>36238617
Cardio x death

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>>36238795
>ywn die of literal overtraining

>>36239037
aaaaayyyyy

>>36240254
>LD50 of 127mg/kg.

Yeah, that probably wouldn't kill you, it would just be very painful.

>>36240344
You're a big guy.

>>36240384
4 u

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>>36238642
>run until you drop dead
>10km