How do I get "The Driver" mode?

You're already halfway there.

stop shitposting x f

have a nice face and don't lift at all

>dat intro scene though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdqbdEKeJ_4

Don't eat. Bench only.

I actually trained Gosling for a few days.

He was filming in my city and we had 11 sessions during the process.

>>36235740
What is goose like? Did you succ?

>>36235856

Lots of jokes on the days he wasn't in a rush. I was kind of confused why he picked my gym and me of all people. We're like the cheapest option and he obviously has money. Not only that, I only trained like 3 other people up until him. Personal training is really competitive in my area and I'm pretty lazy at advertising.

There's a lady he's friends with who goes to my gym apparently and he took her recommendation. I see her daily still.

>>36235740

I met Ryan Gosling too. I saw him at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>36236215
i fucking love this

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>>36236215
Stale pasta

>>36236002
tell some stories because I find it hard to believe this

ez

http://i.imgur.com/qIjNC1l.jpg

>>36236215
Fuck I laugh every time

What's the source of this shit

>>36238485
Most of them either have no gloves, or they're wearing sunglasses. Fucking entry level driver cosplay mistakes

>>36238676
He probably just waited 3 mississippis instead of 4. Rookie mistake...

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>>36236215

>>36235328
heh

>>36236215
I haven't read this pasta in so long, when I got to the "huh? huh? huh?" part I spit out my cranberry juice.

Thanks, dick.

toothpick x 1

>>36238523
the original one was on /mu/ about Flying Lotus is i remember correctly

>>36235312
Develop autis- oh wait...

>be autistic 1xf

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>>36235312
>How do I get "The Driver" mode?

you need to get a time machine and go back to circa 2011 /tv/ and learn the secrets of autism

>>36235312
be alpha and no need to lift

>>36238485
>cool people make things look cool
>cool things make people look cool
Pick first one.

>>36238827
This was epic

>>36235312
Cigarettes x 20 every day
pushups x fail

>>36242330
This is actually some of the simplest but best advice I have ever read here. Thank you.

>>36235312
Start with karting or some really cheap open wheeler like Club Formula Ford or Formula Vee.

>>36238827
fake it till you make it r-right guys??

>>36244600
that's why we're here buddy!