Sexual frustration

getting laid

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>>36210724
right when you get the urge, literally get up from your chair and do 20 pushups

I can GARENTEE that the urge will go away after 20 pushups

literally do this everytime you want to fap. you increase test, make gains and improve willpower all at the same time

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>>36210734
FUUU---

>>36210724
By masturbating then quitting before I come
Works everytime

>>36210754
heh

>tfw can't stop thinking about cucking some Japanese guy by impregnating his wife in front of him

I'm not even into the race thing. The thought just won't leave my head.

Christ I need to get laid.

Okay. I think I can do this. Wer all gonna make it.

>>36210724
Nofapping, my dude?

I started two days ago and so far it's not been too bad, just gotta keep mind on other things.

We'll see how the rest of Nofap goes, because I'm sure as hell it wont be as easy as the past couple of days, given the fact there is no woman who would ever even think about sexing with me

>>36210724
Do what they do in muslim countries.

When you start to get a boner, hit your open palm perpendicular into your dick as hard as you can until it goes away.

>got laid recently
>8 /10 asian chick
>ate her put pussy; was delicious
>can't stop thinking about eating pussy now
>jerk to lesbian jap porn to keep me sane

send help

U can make it bro i believe in u

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Just buy a dildo and play with your ass. It doesn't count as a fap since you're not touching your dick.

>>36210996
Been there, done that. Makes things even worse really.

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>>36211024
>he can't cum handsfree

>>36211041
Teach me senpai.

>>36211050
Get an egg vibrator and attach it to your dick. You can edge yourself this way and cum when you have an anal orgasm

>>36211063
>cum from your ass
>but you see you need this thing stimulating your dick constantly

>>36211076
Still doesn't count as a fap mate.

>>36211063
>>36211076
This only works in trap porn doujins. In real life it does jack shit.

Yes, I have tried.

>>36211099
Works for me desu

I need help too... I just can't quit this shit.
I have a GF, and we do sex 3/4 times for week, but i still masturbate every single time i can.

>>36211864
You've got a different problem.

>tfw whenever I do nofap I flatline

Wtf lads

Ejaculationless orgasm

>>36210948
>can't stop thinking about eating pussy now
>jerk to lesbian jap porn to keep me sane

this happens to me, male porn stars suck at eating pussy so I have to resort to watching lesbians

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I got circumsised last friday and i have no idea how to jerk it with my new dick

DAE have dick that will only point upwards when hard? When I get erect my dick only goes up at a slight angle, maybe 60 degrees. I can force it down to be horizontal but it will not go down farther than that. Anybody else experience this?

>>36210724

You have to replace fapping with something. I do some kind of training everyday be it weights or just cardio. Also meditate. The other trick I found is if I'm thinking about fapping I simply message girls be it on Facebook, Tinder, whatever and chat to them. It usually escalates because of your natural state and I have got several dates out of it.

>>36213245

Use lotion.

Nofap is a stupid meme

you should use your imagination over porn though, use your brain while you're using your dick

Get a girl to suck you off and guzzle your cum before swallowing it
That usually helps for me

>>36213245
Grab really low, near the base and don't let your hand slide, your skin will roll over your glans preventing chafe

>>36210804
9/10 of them would be into it

>>36213378
my glans?

>>36213245
JUST

>tfw learned to prone masturbate instead of the normal way
>4+ years of 3 faps daily
My dick is already ruined isn't it?

>>36213385
The head of your penis.

>>36213245

Damn mate, that sucks. Be ready to spend lots of money on lube and have less sensibility.

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>>36210724
That excessive chromatic aberration... why do people do this to their art!

>>36213747
I think it is supposed to be 3D

>>36211050
prostate massage? Just keep hammering that sucker until it cries uncle, I guess is the theory

has anyone actually documented the effects of orgasms on testosterone levels? This sounds like a lot of suffering for not much benefit, desu

>>36211864
Iktf. I fucked my gf and/or got blown 7 times last week and I still jerk off constantly

>>36214413
health isnt a part of physical eductation everywhere surprisingly

>>36214440
Apparently NoFap peaks your testosterone (by a miniscule amount) on the 7th day, then it goes back to normal.

>>36214471
Sounds retarded. Couldn't you just do a mild doping regimen if you're that desperate?

>>36210730
this will never happen to me I am too submissive and only guys flirt with me thinking I'm gay, I will never be with a girl ;_;

>>36214484
Most of these people could just use a natural test booster desu if they're that worried.

If they have libido problems they can take herbs.

If they have addiction problems they can speak to a CBT.

>>36214494
Of course guys are flirting with you, you're a giant pussy

>>36210751

Yup can confirm.

Anyone notice how you never get a boner after workoout?

Exercise takes away your "build up" energy.

The second you start touching your disgusting dick again, stand up and do push ups.

>>36214502
>If they have addiction problems they can speak to a cock-ball torture.

>>36214511
>disgusting dick
Let's not get too ahead of ourselves.

>>36214506
I didn't ask to be this way

>>36210751
>do pushups
>can't because boner keeps hitting the ground
t-thanks

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Brahs, every time I start nofap, it goes great, I get real horny and aggressive and sharp a few days into it. But if I don't get release after like a week or so, I just fall back into the same foggy "blah" state of normalcy that I was in previous to abstaining.

Should I fap intermittently? Last time I got laid I was doing nofap consistently, until the morning before, when I wanked one out just cuz I felt like it. I felt totally smooth and in control the next night when I banged the daylights out of said gurl.

>>36214646
What are your problems?

Lack of libido?

2weeks no fap here

Fixed my ED

>>36210771
you're defeating the point, you're flooding your brain with dopamine.

>>36214663
Well yeah sorta, and just moar tired and less "on" than I seem to be in the first several days of a nofap "cycle" if you will.

Honestly it's probably just placebo, as is a good portion of the whole nofap philosophy. But there's definitely SOMETHING to it, as there's no denying if I hold off orgasm for some time, I'll have days where I just feel like a fucking ANIMAL much more so than would ever be possible if I was fapping regularly.

>>36214725
Just take some supps then lad.

Maca Powder + Tribulus + ZMA

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>don't fap
>have sexual dreams everyday
>I even had a wet dream a couple of days ago
>mfw I am 24 years old

>>36213245
Use lotion or anything that feels like it.

>>36213245
Just use saliva

>>36210724

I was never able to do nofap until I got into a serious relationship and started having sex 3-5 times a week, now it's super easy.

>>36214511
Actually I am the oposite. Post workout I just want to stick my dick in anything that dares to move. There have been times when I have contemplated of jacking off in the bathroom midworkout just to get rid of the horniness.

>>36214773
You lucky bitch!

>>36213245
you shouldn't even be masturbating for at least 6 weeks

source: circumsized at 19

>>36213194
I hate that japs are the only ones who enjoy good breast play.
I cannot stand looking at asian porn, but dammit, they do it right.