Ready for our 20 km run, Anon?

Bitch in two kilometers, I won't be standing anymore.

>>36076049
>this kills the gains

Test the limits, anavar give up right?
> :D

>>36076049
>she doesn't know i'll rape her 4 km's in

Why is she sticking her butt out like that?

>>36076091
because it looks better that way faggot

>>36076104
It'd look better if she had an ass instead of sticking out a pancake.

If you wanna 1v1 irl, give me your address.

>>36076049
>20km

fuck out of here

>>36076049
>20 km
Are you fucking retarded?

>>36076049
>20 km
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

>>36076091
lordosis.
probably not chronic, but she's doing it to get the aesthetic.

>>36076087
This t b h f a m

>>36076049
>Implying a girl carrying this could maintain pace over more than 5K

>>36076049
i want to burry my ass in heir face

>a-as long as you lead the way

>>36076253
I mean my face in her ass

Don't fall in love with women or their devil vagina magic.

>this girl promises to fuck up if you keep up whole 20kms
>but if you fail and stop even for a second, she gets BLACKED in front of you, and you will be forced to snowball the result
Do you accept?

>>36076253
kek

>>36076299
Yes.

Ran an easy 10k on thursday.

>>36076049

BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GOT THEM TIGHT YOGA PANTS ON, I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36076049
that bitch would never make it 20km. No chance

I feel like a bitch, will running increase my test?

>>36076049
YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE 20KM OF MY DICK, WOMAN

>>36076049
I don't think I could run 20 KM even for dat ass. Lmfao.

Plus she would look disgusting by the end of the run anyway and smell atrocious.

>>36076411
keked quite legitimately, I must confess.

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Why do they do this

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Especially on campus. I'm trying to get a career going, I already have enough distractions

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:C PERVERT

>>36076411
>>36076422
>>Not being a man and deciding its 20kms in bed

>>36076488
Western women thrive on attention.

>>36076544
>>36076523
>tfw they wear a thin black pair on a sunny day

>>36076049
With an ass like that, I'll be doing 40

>>36076055
yeah the last time i tried to run a mile i got almost 10 minutes. i'm 5'7 150 and i've been lifting for a little over a year. 20km would land me in the hospital

>>36076544
>western women

kek its all woman anon

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>>36076523
>>36076510
>>36076488
>>36076049

how the fuck do these girls and girls like them run and get a sexy ass hardbody from just being treadmill whores but when i start doing distance running seriously i become a disgusting skinnyfat lanklet

>>36078799
Because they only eat a can of tuna a day.

>>36076049

Pssh like she could even walk 12 miles in a day

>>36076253
>>36076269
>spilling this much spaghetti over a picture of a woman you've never met on the internet
God damn you must be terrible irl

>20 km
Bitch, we're in America

>>36076299
Impossible to lose that because of technicalities.

You didn't specify stopping what, so just say "my molecules are still moving" and just leisurely walk the distance and collect prize.

>>36076049
I weigh nearly 200lb, and I'm top-heavy. Bitch, do I look like I run?
I like my shins as much as you like ugg boots and caramel lattes, so you go do your silly jog, I'm off to the gym.

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>>36079057

bitch I have tendinitis in both my knees fuck off

>>36076087
this, but more like 0.4 km's in desu senpai.

>>36076049
average /fit/izen would not be able to run half of that distance, hell most people here have asthma attack after climbing a few steps

>>36076049
How about we do the 2.5k to my apartment and we spend the rest of the day fucking till we're a disgusting exhausted pile of stinking sex

>>36076299
> but if you fail and stop even for a second, she gets BLACKED in front of you

I stop right at the finish line just around when she's too tired keep running and just about to collapse.

Bring on the BBC's.

A bird with a body like that doesn't run 20 km.

>>36076049
Sweeds land, and yes I'm ready

>>36076157
lmao

>>36076488
>>36076510
Stare rapists detected

>>>/pol/

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>>36076121
dumb shitposter

>>36076049
If by run you mean fuck and by 20km you mean 20 hours than yes, yes I'm ready

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>Running
>Ruining your knees

Pick two. Also, do cycling or go home, everything else is just pretend cardio.

>Thinking that your puny 20 km jog will match 150 km endurance ride or doing intervals up the 10% gradient, 15 km long climb

Cardio plebs, will they ever learn?

>>36079588
The most gay a sport can get without getting their dicks out

>>36079588
Not swimming, please end your life.

>>36079588
enjoy prostate cancer

>>36079588
>cycling
And become impotent before you're 35...

if i can permanently run behind you,sure yes yes i am ready.

>>36078799
> but when i start doing distance running seriously i become a disgusting skinnyfat lanklet

You stopped lifting or eating.
Don't do that. Long distance running allows you to eat like a pig

>>36079588
>lifting heavy
>your joints

Pick both. Enjoy shit back and knees in the second part of your life

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>>36076299
I am black. So do I just set up a mirror and watch myself????

>>36079588
If cycling is harder on your lungs than running, you're not running. Jogging isn't running.

>>36079986
In your case it's swarthy middle-eastern dudes.

>>36079588
>>36079588

Cycling turns you into a bow legged freak AND ruins your sperm production

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FUFUFUFU~

>>36079588
>Falling for the ruined knees meme
As if a 15km Climb or 150km cycling would match a 98765km run to Mars