When does /fit/ some /weed/?

>>36050802
I don't because I'm not a child

>>36050864
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>>36050802
all day everyday

>>36051114
how many grams daily? I smoke 2-3 times per week, and only need to use .1-.2grams for a good sesh

occasionally, when my responsibilities are taken care of for the day

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>>36050802

>Smoke weed
>Full body workout with turbo concentration
>Maybe light cardio afterwards
>Spend an hour hanging out at gym afterwards reading or playing volleyball
>Go home
>Smoke more
>Protein shake and shitload of eggs/meat
>Blow load down drain of shower
>Nap
>Repeat

Nothing cures a small stomach like a big bowl, remember that Skellies

>>36051114
atleast a gram

>>36051104
A sadly small amount of people get this

>>36051128
fuck I meant to say this>>36051156 to you

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>>36050802
After my lifts
>Tfw hitting a bowl after setting a PR

I'm cutting rn, and as long as my boss doesn't text me in like the next hour I might decide to eat an edible marijuana chocolate covered pretzel tonight that my friend gave me.

I barely ever get high. I'm worried I'll get paranoid or eat everything in my house or something. I don't know how you fucking stoners do that shit all the time.

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>>36051149
>spending an hour at gym reading

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>>36051200
Being worried about it is only going to make you more paranoid, try to enjoy yourself

>Watch an intense movie
>Eat a whole box of cereal
>Jack off 10 times
>Fuck your girlfriend if you have one
>Listen to some dank ass songs(i.e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49M1O2YgDfE)
>Go outside and take a hike
>Lift weights and set new PR's
>Play some vidya
>Meditate
>Rob a liquor store


Just have fun, it's a recreational activity you autist

DUDE

>>36051282
>called me an autist
>posted a pony

Takes one to know one after all.

I smoke before my workout. So nice to zone out and just focus on your workout.

I still have a brownie from like 4 months ago and it's just been sitting in a plastic bag in my drawer. Is it still dank? gonna check for mold rn

>>36050802
Today was a rest day so I got high but didn't want to play demon souls. I decided to swim for the first time in 5 years and I was having a good time but I was the only one in this huge Olympic pool on camps. fucking two life guards had to wordlessly watch me so I felt weird and quit after like 20 min.

>>36050802
>amphetamines preworkout
>a little bmup during, if it's longer
>weed post
It's the only way bros

>>36051309
Wait
That's a pony?

>>36051861
That's a humanize drawing of a pony character from mlp named Treehugger.

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>>36050802
Weed kills gainz.

>>36051952
Shit! I thought it was some random stoner chick.
The bronys they are evolving.

I don't really like weed, it exacerbates my anxiety/paranoia significantly

only "good" high I've ever had was after I got really drunk then vaped a bit with my buds after

I smoke a bowl before and after a workout. Bruce Lee incorporated cannabis in his workout routine.

>>36052150
But he died from it...

>>36052167
He died from painkillers. Weed has reported 0 deaths.

>>36051160
mah nigga

>>36052186
His autopsy revealed one tablet of equagesic (which is ibuprophen) and a shit load of hashish that he had been eating. The hash in the area at the time was literally known to be tainted sometimes and to cause cerebral edema. Which is what he died of.

Nobody really knows what killed him. But do you really think he died from one aspirin?

>>36052249
>His autopsy revealed one tablet of equagesic (which is ibuprophen)

And that is what killed him. Weed does not kill. You honestly think hashish killed him?

Weed turns men into complacent rodents.

>>36050802
After because it's relaxing and makes me hungry (I have a hard time wanting to eat after working out). If I only keep healthy shit in the house, my munchies can't be too harmful.

>>>>36051952
>>36051861


Hahaha looks like you're still an autist

>>36052278
I'm not saying he overdosed on hash. I'm saying he might have gotten some bad shit and died of something in it besides thc. Something that wasn't supposed to be there.

I don't even know why I care enough to type all this. I just thought it was funny that you pointed to Bruce Lee when a popular theory revolving around his mysterious death was the exact thing you were advocating.

Don't you see the irony in that? Chuckle it up little nigger. That's all.

>>36052336
We all have autism anon.

just a heads up to those who are going to smoke the first time soon, don't psyche yourself up about it or be around people that will, being anxious before you get high can make you more anxious

also dont eat shit that will make you sick, getting sick while high is fucking terrible, its literally like dante's inferno level physical and mental torture, shit blows

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>>36052561
FUUUUCK I got high one time and ate either a bad couple of rice krispies or a bad box of nilla wafers and I could feel the fucking hot shit travelling through EACH crease of my ASSHOLE, it was like fire in the veins of my groin and dick and ass holy shit

I GOT SO SICK I STOPPED BEING HIGH, SOBERNESS CAME IN LIKE A CARCRASH

IF YOU'RE GONNA GET HIGH, DON'T EAT MCDONALDS AND MAKE SURE YOUR SHIT IS GOOD

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>>36052300
high rodents

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>>36052336
Runs in the family

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>>36051149

>Spend an hour hanging out at gym afterwards reading

Where? In the sauna? The lobby? Do you have to tip more?

>>36052710
It's a YMCA, they have a big ass front lobby with tables to sit at

>>36052725

But what about the tip?

>>36051156
At leased a gram? Then your not smoking all day lol. I'd go easy through 4g a day when I used to be a stoner, now I go through 1-1.5 a day just smoking at night. Can usually punish a half g (I twist 1g w/ 1 ciggie) in a sesh

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>>36051507
Amphetamines fucks with your gains man, may as well just do it the old fashion way

>>36053129

>Can usually punish a half g (I twist 1g w/ 1 ciggie) in a sesh

holy fuck your slang and verbage makes me want to gas everybody who likes weed

jesus christ

>>36053428
you're a cock mongling faggot

>>36053129
>1 gr with one cigeratte
Unless you have papers as long as 20 cm that shit will never fit.

Also smoking as much as 4gr every day is nothing better then someone who drinks all day.

have half a gram left and i really should've smoked it before bed, i can't sleep for shit