>he doesn't shave his ass for hygiene gains

>>36018827
When you tidy the house it means you expect visit :^)

>he hasn't cultivated a thick nest of ass hair to ward off potential gym predators

It makes your arse more dirty you stupid douchefuck

>>36018846
>he will never know how it feels to only have to wipe once

>>36018872
I always have to take a little ass shower after a dump because no amount of wipes ever cleans it out.

>>36018827

>be OP, a 20-something NEET autistic permavirgin
>never touched a female in your life
>long for some kind of human intimacy
>your collection of silicon asses just doesn't do it anymore
>long for the real feeling of another human's ass
>try to grope your own
>doesn't work, far too hairy
>have a brilliant idea
>go into the shower
>now I'm going to shave my ass
>wait, I don't have a razor, I don't even shave my own face
>find mom's rusty disposable razor laying in the shower
>begin attempting to shave own ass with rusty razor
>you're far too immobile for what you're about to attempt
>immediately cut yourself
>give up, leave the shower with a battle scar
>at least it feels different, like it isn't your own
>shamefully fap into your own mouth to preserve your precious gains while feeling the cut on your ass

>>36018922
>being this triggered by my superior anal hygiene

You're the one that's pathetic matey.

>>36018827
I do, helps alot with wiping, everyone should do it, I also don't want my boyfriend to have to lick my butt hair

>>36018827
it was the worst decision i once made, my butthole itched for about 2 weeks and i got some allergy that covered my ass in pimples

>>36019277
You're only meant to shave round the hole, dumbass.

>>36018827


OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT

I SHAVED MY ASS ONCE BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF MY SHIT GETTING SMEARED IN ALL MY FUCKING ASS HAIRS AND ALL WAS FINE FOR A DAY

EXCEPT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE FUCKING HAIR GROWS BACK?

YOUR ASSHOLE NEVER STOPS FUCKING ITCHING OR CHAFFING

EVERY FUCKING STRIDE, EVERY FUCKING SQUAT ALL YOU FEEL IS PAIN

DO NOT FUCKING TOY WITH MY PTSD YOU FUCK

I hate ass hair, but shaving seems like the wrong way to go
Alternatives?

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>>36018827
How Do i Do it? Pleas tell me.
I don't want my ass to burn because of stubby hair and razor burn

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according to this thread nobody knows how to shave their ass properly

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>>36019234
Do people seriously lick ass? I'm European and I don't get this.

>>36019683
Do you live under a rock?

>>36019747
Well maybe, i have heard about it but i dont Think i know anyone WHO actually Do it.
Like me and my girlfriend don't. And to be honest I doing think I would like to lick any asshole. Or have mine licked

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>>36019683

Sucks being yuropoor

>>36019683
yes and it's the best

>>36019778
i love fucking my gf ass so licking it is part of it for me and i really like it

>>36019672
This. I shave my ass all the time and I've never had an itch or burn problem.

>>36019622
I got laser epilation on my ass and around my asshole
ask me anything

>>36019778
>i dont Think i know anyone WHO actually Do it.
You and your 'girlfriend' can't be this fucking naive

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>>36018842

>>36018827

i'm not a fag

>>36019901
Let me rephrase; I don't know anyone who have openly said that they did it. (It's not the first time I have asked this question)

>>36019891
How me, a college student, can afford to shoot lasers at my anus

>>36019944
Not the guy but:
>Have you asked?
>Would you tell?

>>36019955
I'm a college student too. The total cost of the laser sessions was 420 euros. I paid with some spare money I made by working during summers and studies. If you can afford going to a good quality gym and eating chicken three times a day, you can afford a 400 euros lifelong change to your body.

>>36019944
Newsflash : most people around you do things you wouldn't imagine and they will never tell you ; licking asshole is probably one of the tamest

>>36019901
>>36019944
>>36020016
>tfw I live in a country where most people are afraid of admitting anything other than classic missionary sex

I've had a girlfriend that didn't even knew sex could be done otherwise

Sometimes I wish I was an americuck

>>36020068
Poland?

Didn't some guy nair his asshole ?

>>36020139
>>36020068
I second this because it hits too close to home
>Jebana cebulandia

>>36020146
I've veet'd pretty far inside the bum all things considered. Not asshole far but I was cleaning out some interior foliage for a certainty. Didn't notice any real discomfort and my skin is very sensitive. Just keep it away from the asshole and don't let it rest too long, your butt is like a huge sponge.

How do grills keep that shit from being itchy?

I noticed my exes hole was baby smooth so I figured it was an invitation. Snacked on that leather cheerio and she let a surprised but pleasurable moan.

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>he doesn't pluck his ass hair for maximum ass cheek smoothness gains
>2017-1

>>36018909
get a bidet

>>36021843
lotion and getting used to it. I shaved down there, pubes and ass. It was itchy the first couple of times, then not anymore.

>>36019277
Those aren't pimples, they're razor bumps and ingrown hairs. You shaved in the wrong direction, you're supposed to shave in the direction your hair grows.

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>>NEVER DO THIS
I used to shave my ass crack hair but when it start growing back its prickly and uncomfortable so I stopped but now that is stopped my butt hole hair is super thick and gross since the hair grows back more thick and dense, so I now have to spend the money and have it lazered off forever

>tfw I have no ass cheek hair and only a bit in the crack
Feelsgood.jpg

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>>36018827

I wouldn't suggest shaving, but definitely get rid of the hair.

I've been in and out of hospital for the last 5 years with a polinodual cyst. In fact it's come back just recently.

I need laser hair removal but they won't do anything until the wound heals but, the wound won't heal until the hair is removed.

My own shit version of catch-22.

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>>36018872
this is a miracle of science

Only shaved my ass a few times, but damn does it feel good to not run through TP like a mad man.

To Add:
>wet wipes now feel fucking amazing

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>>36022231
Don't you fucking post that image again you disgusting cunt

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>>36018827
how do you get that boipuccy look though

>>36022231
You're on a cut, I see.

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>>36022324

Why would I post the same image? That's just dumb

>>36022231
I guess you took ass to grass too literally.

>>36022385
The picture is almost 3 years old. That had me out of work for 3 months.

you people are really something else

>>36022420
what's the scar like?

i prefer to pluck

grab a bunch of hairs, twiddle until you've got a good purchase on it, then PULL

first few times can feel bad but then it starts to feel nice

>2016
>not bleaching your asshole

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>>36022231
I have this.
But no surgery needed. Doc told me to come back if it came back. Sometimes I feel it coming back but it's mostly when I've been sitting down a lot.
I find that if I clean the "holes" or "tunnels" it makes every day with loads of soap (every time I shower) it doesn't really flair up.
I think I'm gonna get laser shot in my ass next month to make sure that it won't come back.
It's probably not to expensive in my country.

>>36022433

After that surgery I lost a bit of the cleft, but it never healed so I didn't really get scar tissue.

At the moment it's not too bad. Just a hard area at the top of the cleft but, it's flared back up so we'll see.

>>36022046
Yea? Are you a femanon? I just assumed shaving the front but is similar to the back one.

>>36018922

What the fuck is wrong with this board why do I come here goddamn.

>>36018909
what about at work?

>>36018842

underrated

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>>36018842
>mfw there are people who thinks that shaving the ass crack is enough to prepare for anal

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>>36022701
>why do I come here goddamn
Deep down, you know why. You know, dude.

>>36019683
I'm European and I lick the anushole of all my fuckbbois and shemales
rimming ftw

No homo

>>36019476
Oi m8, that shit its true? (Not ironic tho)

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>>36018842
First reply always best

>>36018842
That's good

>>36020016
When you laser your ass, how fast does the hair grows back?

>>36018842
My. Fucking. Sides.

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>he hasn't joined the movement
discard your degenerate ways of sitting while you poo

>>36024671

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

>>36024746
kek, love this
And the Squatty Potty really changed my life. Just wish they had one at work.