Fattie2988

Here I am at 90kg complaining about wanting to cut 10kg off my bodyweight and finding it hard. While this guy is like 250kg.

I legit feel bad for him. I don't wtf I'd do in his position.

>>35993221
When will he die when will he just fucking die what an absolute piece of shit he has no intention of losing weight he just uses it for sympathy he is the lowest of low when it comes to people.

>>35993249
The fatter you are the easier it is to shed the pounds

>>35993261

I saw one video where he said he agree with his doctor to eat 4000 calories a day because apparently his body burns that much. It doesn't. He needs to eat less than 1000 calories a day. He has enough fat to not die for at least 1-2 years.

>>35993221
who is he OP?

>>35993310
Actually it probably does, thats why fat people lose so fucking much weight fast when they hop on low calorie diets. He has atleast 150kg of pure fat in his body

>>35993310
Dyel?

>>35993310
>claims to only eat 1000 a day
>sneaks cookies and sweet potato flavored shakes
>claims IT DOESNT COUNT

>>35993310
>eat Less than 1000 kcals
Yeah.. OK bro, that sounds healthy as fuck.

>>35993221

God I hate this stupid piece of shit. What the fuck is so hard about just NOT FUCKING EATING?

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>>35993465
Calories don't fucking matter as long as you have the right macro/micronutrients.

Get the fuck out of here you retard

>>35993487

/fit/ circlejerk aside, fat fucks have compliance issues the same way people with OCD do. its easier for me and you to just not eat like a fucking pig.

>>35993499
Macros are calories idiot. and the "right" combination of macros for most people will add up too be more then 1000.

>>35993261
The skinnier you are the harder it is to get pounds.

>>35993499
>fattie in charge of teaching ppl how to lose weight

>>35993554

Whenever you green text we won't take you seriously.

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>>35993533
You are wrong.

.67kg/bw of protein needed for a 175 nigga is ~54 NEEDED. So ima be generous

4 cals/g of protein

80 * 4 = 320cals

4cal/g of carbs

120 * 4 = 480

9cal/g of fat

40 * 9 = 360

TOTAL CALORIES:

1160

Get the fuck out of here

>>35993587
Lol'd

>>35993221
Francis is great. the fuck is wrong with you people. So the guy has this one part of his life out of control. so what

>>35993587

First of all thats more then 1000 so I already know youre a retard, second youre making calculations on what you "need" based on a 175 lb guy without taking into account LBM, BF% or anything else. So basically you made it up.

>>35993621

Its a bunch of guys who are on 4chan on a saturday morning ragging on another guy who I guarantee is way more successful while being fat as fuck. Basically 99% of the people on here rather spend their time making fun of someone else who is better then them, rather then trying too be better themselves

>>35993221

Mfw this guy is in better shape then zyzz

>>35993441

It's a yummy fucking snack

>>35993659

top kek and true! In fact he pisses on zyzz!

top comment bruh

>>35993658

>successful

haha playing games all day is success? You're out of your mind.

>>35993569
when you're fat, nobody takes you seriously

>>35993671

Bruh zyzz couldn't even survive being in a suana

>>35993681
This.

It's been proven that people are more inclined to listen to /fit/ people

>>35993680

Getting paid to play games all day which he clearly loves doing?

Whats your definition of being successful? You are forgetting that it is subjective.

>>35993731
Not being a retarded landwhale

>>35993687
kek!

>>35993753
not posting about a fat due from youtube.

you are one successful mutha fucka bruh, you da man. your friends and family are so proud of your basement dwelling, dyel ass

>>35993753

Hes clearly not retarded, but if by landwhale you mean fat then yes he is fat. If youre definition of being successful is not being retarded and not being fat, then you set the bar pretty low for yourself, but yeah thats probably why you act the way you do.

Do you think being edgy on an anonymous message board is cool? Help me understand the mentality.

Holy shit, you people are fucking disgusting. Sounds to me more so like you're upset because he's famous compared to you. So he's fat, what the fuck ever. How in the holy fucking hell is that hurting you? "manchild". Yea, you're literally the fucking manchild here with the problem, worry about yourself instead of someone else on the fucking internet making a living. Jesus christ you make me sick.

>>35993523
>>35993792
>ectomorph scum detected
You enjoying life on easymode??

>>35993753
the difference between you and boogie are his flaws are visible and yours arent. Hes fat and your a piece of shit. Its easier to call someone out on being fat.

>>35993804

Not really. I was fat but was able to learn and apply dieting and fitness.

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When you are as fat as boogie, it's really incredible to imagine how much they must eat every day. Anyway, it's better to get used to an actually manageable diet instead of desperately trying to crash diet. Either way, it's a fucking long way, and it can take literally decades until he reaches his goal. Pic related, projection for his weight loss with moderate calorie restriction.

>>35993792

Not at all. This is fun watching him slowly kill himself. It's a spectator sport.

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>>35993658

>more successful
>basically guaranteed to die at least 30 years earlier than the average /fit/izen

Some things are more important than money and leisure time, dude.

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>>35993804
>tfw endomorph

Boogie Defense Force:

What is your mantra going to be when Boogie has a heart attack? Technically speaking he could die in the next hour.

>>35993884
but there arent

>>35993465
It sure is when the alternative is morbid obesity.
Know what morbid means?

>>35993884
Exactly my fucking point. Its subjective. Were on /fit/, of course one goal everyone has in common here is too be fit. And for some reason all the autist around here believe everyone on earth should share that sentiment too. Its a picture of a whale with an eating disorder on a weightlifting board, of course none of you are gonna agree with his lifestyle you fucking idiots.

>>35993808
>>>/tumblr/

>>35993731
His "job" has no future (do you really think people will still watch his shit in 20 years if he still lives) and his quality of life is in the fucking gutter. He can't even walk on conventions to which goes.
There is nothing to envy about that gelatinous giant neckbear.

>>35993912
hell be fine

>>35993912
Its not so much as people defending him as it is people letting OP know hes just a retard for thinking being /fit/ is the ultimate goal of the universe and everyone should be like him browsing 4chan on the weekend and being a DYEL.

>>35993958

Ofcourse his quality of life is in the gutter, does it need a fucking thread a day to figure it out? His major flaw is that hes a fat fuck, and like so many other people on the planet he is failing at correcting his flaw. Are you a perfect human being? Also if hes even alive in 20 years maybe he wont be making youtube videos but hes pretty established in his niche and can definitly find work doing something else.

He weighs 600lbs. He doesn't deserve to eat more than 1,200 calories a day.

>>35993499
Don't mind me I'll eat 12333 lbs of oats and lose weight 8DDDDDDD

>>35993808
>it's easier to call someone else out on being fat
>your a piece of shit

>>35994207

How fucking retarded are you guys? If they were both walking down the street I would know one is fat but not know the others a shithead. I only know because of his post in this thread. Srs this place is full of full retards.

>>35993884
It's funny how people think he makes that much from youtube

He's a high earner, but he ain't rich.

I get a couple hundred bucks from 500k views.

I get a couple grand every two weeks from my job and I'm middle class as fuark.

>>35993853
>not going on a cut for more than half a century
weak brah

>>35994246
nah bro, every dude with muscles is a shithead, and that's visible

all these stupid guys lifting weights and i just eat eat eat and am happy :)

Wonder what this guy smells like.

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>>35994305

>>35994305
>>35994337

Fish and semen.

/fit/ is pretty cancer.

>>35994853
Found the booger, this guy will defend himself from anyone telling him he's a fat fuck. I've seen him go on to small channels with a different account to ramble.

>>35994922
proof or gtfo

this is gud.

>>35995115
Low carb Cory did a video on him and he commented with a secondary account

>>35993465
Being that morbidly obese is far more detrimental to his health than a few months on a crash diet. Although since he has thus far failed at every single dieting attempt I can't see him getting past lunchtime without cheating on such a low kcal diet.

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>>35993441
Doesn't count as a meal

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>>35993804
That anal soreness

Ten bucks says the wife helps keep him fat so he kicks the bucket faster and she inherits his jewtube gold.

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>>35993441
>sweet potato flavored shakes
who would do such a thing

>>35993658
What's your probably stupid definition of success. To me becoming in control of your body and mind is the basics of being successful

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>>35995967
>not having REAL FUCKING FOOD in your shake
never gonna make it

>>35996014

Success is subjective. Some people are in control of the body and not the mind while being great at what they do and vica versa. I get that you wanna be a modern day Socrates but its not everyones goal.

>>35993221
What if boogie is the one who starts these threads?

I might not be a millionaire like him but to me, getting really fit is what makes me happy.

some people like money while being fat fucks. cest la vie. I want something money cant buy: a body you build with hard work.

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>>35995830
>using a trip

>>35993804
>ectomorph
Sick meme bruh.

>>35995793
C'MON!

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>>35994001
> 600 lbs
> Maybe 180 lean mass (not all muscle obvi)
> 420 lbs fat
> 1,470,000 calories of fat
> Could feed the average sedentary 2,000 cal fag for 735 days.
> tfw he could feed an african village of 20 for over a month
> mfw

>>35993991
I honestly have no issue with him myself, but there isn't much of a future for guys like him. These Youtube guys, especially the one like him that focus on gaming, have a relevancy of what? 1 to 4 years maximum? His popularity will fade out sooner than later, and let's face it, there aren't alot of good job opportunities for a guy who spends his days playing games and is morbidly obese. I don't hate, but I feel incredibly sorry for him.

why do people watch this fattie anyway

>>35993853
wtf is the time unit here

a?

>>35997504
I figured it was age. Would explain it starting at 42.

>>35997520
ah, gotcha

>>35993958
>>35993680
>>35993884
Ultimately that's his choice. I was under the impression that we hate fat people who superficially think they're the shit a.k.a just people who a self-delusional.

This guy knows he's fat, he's pretty fucking logical and level-headed from what i've seen and has shown he can be self-deprecating without fucking backing into excuses.

If you're hating on him, you're pretty fucking delusional yourself. Do you hate alcoholics to the same degree because they can't get their shit together? Do you hate on college drop-outs? I bet you don't exactly like these people, but you wouldn't care as much if i told you many actors and celebrities are alcoholics/drug addicts.

Acting isn't exactly stable either, and would their career would count for nothing if you were to put them in the workforce.

In the end, i think you're just a conformed cunt or a guy with an extremely poor outlook on fat people.

I'm not fat, my family is fat, and some of them a bit delusional in this aspect of their life. I can provide you with a pic and timestamp.

>>35997504
attoseconds

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>>35997424
>tfw no young Jodie Foster gf

>>35993221
This man needs to teach me his bulking secrets. Stuck at 175lbs

>>35997830
If an alcoholic had a channel with millions of followers that kept saying that drinking 24/7 is bad, but there's nothing wrong with drinking 5 days a week would be as bad or worse.

>>35997504
"a" usually refers to years (short for latin "annus"). So it's time in years starting from the birth of this miserable creature.

>>35995773
People die by crash dieting when over 400 pounds. Their kidneys produce some gnarly stones and they die, anon. You're an idiot. Don't teach people how to lose weight. Ever.

>Hurr durr i want him dead cuz he's fat

Edgy

>>35993310
>Less than 1000 calories a day

Nigga do you have any idea how quick he would be losing weight at that caloric intake? That shit would rekt his heart so fast, he wouldn't need the surgery after he fucking dies.

>>35993804
>somatotypes
>pseudoscience
Pick 2

>>35996318
Lmao in that pic this guy thinks whey protein is not food, but somehow a medicinal drug.
People are so misguided.

>>35993545
Nope

>>35999598
See >>35997112
EVERY WHERE I GO TODAY

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>>35993960
That only works once dude.

>>35993681
haahaha fukin rekt

>>35993221
>I literally check up on this manchild everyday
I literally don't know if this guy or you are the bigger faggot.

>>35993310
>He needs to eat less than 1000 calories a day.
But that's wrong and what leads to people getting fatter when they are trying to lose weight, because they binge eat.

The only time someone should be eating less than 1000 calories is when they are like two weeks out from getting a gastric surgery.

>>35993221
He had a pretty fucked up home life as a minor.

And honestly, being fat is at least 50% psychological, and binge eating is a side effect of something else whether it's physical/emotional abuse, depression, anxiety, etc.

And it doesn't help that the game is stack against you w/r/t to food advertising and food science. Yeah it feels great to say "just don't eat so much fatty!" because you may not be fat (I'm sure plenty of /fit/izens who hate on fatties are themselves fat) but the answer usually isn't that simple.

>inb4 stop making excuses fatty!

Not obese and not making excuses for them, telling you how it is from someone who was obese as a child and lost a shit ton of weight in high school.

>>36001739
>And honestly, being fat is at least 50% psychological
It's 100% psychological for by far most people. Your mind is the only thing that's making you overeat, so that's what's broken with fatties. To me fatties are people with a mental illness and they should be treated as such.

>>35993249
>he weighs more than me and my squat combined

>>35997424
So, if he just stopped eating entirely, and took enough vitamins to not keel over, could he really live more than two year just on bodyfat alone?

>>35997520
Wait, so it would really take him 10 years on a 2000 calorke diet to be normal sized?

>>36001765
Similar things have been done before. There was some fat guy who fasted for over a year in the 60s. He lost 275 lbs and managed to keep it off. He was medically supervised during this time though.

>>36001756
>To me fatties are people with a mental illness

It's really a combination of things, including processed food manufacturers using "food science" to make food products that get the same response from your brain that hard narcotics elicit.

So it's a double whammy of (not counting people with actual medical issues or taking medicines that cause weight gain) binge eating due to something like emotional abuse, anxiety, or depression (or a combination of, like Boogie) and food manufacturers developing food to be as addicting as possible.

And anons in this thread (or other places on the internet) will say they are calling out fatties for their own good, but the real reaction to you shitting on them is for them to just go eat more because of previously stated issues. Like, you don't think regularly yelling at a depressed, emotionally abused, or anxious person that they are a piece of shit would snap them out of it I hope.

That's why gastric surgeries are the most successful method for fighting obesity, simply because (depending on the specific surgery) they remove the part of the stomach that releases the hormone that causes hunger and physically limits the capacity of the stomach.

And that's the most successful pretty much because we have a terrible mental health safety net and corporations who are making their product (which makes you fat) as chemically addicting as possible.

>>36001776
Yes. I assumed the BMR formula by Mifflin et. al (1990) and a constant level of daily activity equivalent to 500 kcal. Then I solved the differential equation.

He should be faster than this though, assuming that he moves around. This is more like an lower limit to how fast he'd lose weight.

>>36001776
That has to be at least a 3000 calorie deficit. He could probably maintain that for over 100 lbs. Scaling back from that by 500 each 100 lbs, he would be at 500 lbs in 2.5 months, 400 lbs 5 months later, 300 lbs 7 months after that and down to 200 lbs and approaching an acceptable weight only 10 months later. Basically 2.5 years of eating at 2000 calories every day would mean all the weight would be gone, and thos are generous estimates.

He'll never do it though.

>>36001795
To me, all of that still sounds purely psychological. I see how the environment fatties live in (food industry trying their best to fuck you up; a health industry that is not actually trying to be helpful, but to be needed as much as possible; media that helps rationalize their awful habits) doesn't really help them getting well, but ultimately it's their personalities that make all the wrong decisions and fuck them up.

I'm not trying to point out that thin people are therefore objectively superior humans or something like that, but the society we live in basically traps fatties in their shitty behaviour. But it's still their responsibility, as we are all living in the same shitty world.

>>36001806
>moves around

The guy rides a mobility scooter. Not gonna do much.

>>35993221
Why don't we just kidnap him, lock him up in a basement, and control his food for a few months?

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>>36001886
>risking prison for a fat fuck who doesn't want to change

>>35993465
Boogies current weight is literally a deadly medical emergency.
Considering the amount of girls who starve themselves for years and years and manage just fine, boogie can and should do a ridiculous caloric deficit to shed his enormous girth quickly.

>>36001840
>all of that still sounds purely psychological.

Well yes, I have agreed, psychological issues are a major part of it, especially depression, anxiety, emotional abuse etc.

>I see how the environment fatties live in (food industry trying their best to fuck you up; a health industry that is not actually trying to be helpful, but to be needed as much as possible; media that helps rationalize their awful habits) doesn't really help them getting well, but ultimately it's their personalities that make all the wrong decisions and fuck them up.

Would you blame a heroin addict if everywhere they went people were legally trying to cram as much heroin into them as possible, night and day, even though they were trying to get unhooked?

>>36001922
>Considering the amount of girls who starve themselves for years and years and manage just fine

You can't be serious.

>>36001949
look man 1000cal for a controlled time period is really not that bad.
Every day boogie spends at his ridiculous weight is hell on his heart and every other organ in his body.
It needs to go quickly.
He is not gonna die from 1000cal.
I am assuming its a very well selected nutritious 1000cal.

>>35997830
We also hate weak willed faggots.
Remember 365 days of fat?
Fucking failures.

>If you're hating on him, you're pretty fucking delusional yourself
Yes I hate drop outs, yes I can't stand alcoholics. There's no cognitive dissonance here. Weak-willed faggots deserve no sympathy.

>>36001990
>look man 1000cal for a controlled time period is really not that bad.

I know. Which is why I posted that <1000 cal is usually about 1 to 2 weeks out from a gastric surgery (helped my mom get ready to go into hers, went to appointments with her to one of the best gastric surgeons in the country and went step by step with her and the support staff through her nutrition plan).

But that's not the same as starving yourself long term ("years and years").

Someone summarize:

When did this fatfuck start dieting?

At what weight did he start?

Around what is weight now?

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>>36001806
I just noticed I made an error. This is the corrected version (even though nobody actually cares, but whatever).

>>36002029
Looks more accurate. 4 years is way more reasonable than 10 to reach 90kg on a 2000 calorie diet.

I wonder what kind of metal gymnastics he would use to rationalize this away if he ever saw it.

>>36002007
Boogie doing 1000cal for 6 months to a year is gonna be healthier for him than staying at his current weight for another second is all.

he gotta lose weight the rich piana way. whatever it takes.

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>>35993221

whaa? i love boogie. i think hes funny. i understand people raging over him and how a lot of people dont believe the shit he says can lead to his weight (such as eating disorders, depression, etc), but the decisions he has made through his life is what he has had to deal with and he knows damn well its all on him. thats enough pressure on its own. hes inspired me to get back into shape.

the main reason i like him is because he speaks for us during discussions about the corruptions in industries. we understand that gaming nowadays is an expensive area and that games are worth more than $60, but the fact that they create alpha games that stay in alpha for years or never get completed, or the many micro transactions with failed expectations should not be tolerated. but w/e.

>>36001995
Hahaha. I remember him. I was pulling for him too. What day did he fart out?

>>36002087
he also still says things like "I've taken 20 pounds off this year, and I've kept it off!" I like him too, but at his weight he should be taking off AT LEAST 50 pounds. AT LEAST. 100+ a year is easily possible for him.

>>36002073
>Boogie doing 1000cal for 6 months to a year is gonna be healthier for him than staying at his current weight for another second is all.

And it's not going to work because it will either lead to

1. Binge eating

or

2. He's going to lose weight and then rubber band right back to the same weight or heavier because he didn't create a sustainable long term diet or good food habits.

It's just dumb as fuck all around famm.

>>36002105
well thats because boogie is retarded and weak and gets youtube money from being a fat fuck.
Its not like hes forced to eat enough to gain weight right after he loses it simply because he didnt lose weight slowly with a good lifetime diet plan. Thats his mistake to make if he chooses.

>>35993221
hes actually a pretty awesome guy, met him once, hes huge but he had a shit childhood

>>35993310
You're fucking stupid, his body does burn 4000kcal a day, but he is unable to eat less than that because of poor habits and poor self control.

>>35993465
>>35999613
>>36001669
Starvation can be done in extreme cases like his as long as he takes supplements and checks in with a doctor regularly. I've read 2 studies on it being done, both complete successes, and it's probably been unofficially done many times more

>>36002125
>well thats because boogie is retarded and weak

Homie, just stop.

You're saying dumb af things tbqh famm, because you're just wanting to make fun of him. That's fine, but don't pretend like you're giving anywhere near sound nutritional advice.

>>36002102

right i understand. and its funny that his weight loss channel is never active cause he keeps gaining the pounds he has lost in the past.

i feel for him a bit but then i get kinda peeved cause with his current "job" (i still think youtubing/streaming games isnt a job, but w/e) is him sitting on his ass all day with no exercise and if he doesnt do his "job" he doesnt make money. he needs to get back into the water aerobics and back o nthe diet he was on like 3-4 years ago i believe it was.. thats when he lost 50 pounds damn quick.. but his back and leg is whats keeping him from doing anything about his weight.. that and his disorders..

his mentality got him in this mess and now that his mentality has changed.. his body wont let him change because of all the issues and pain he has all over his body.

>>36002137
>I've read 2 studies on it being done, both complete successes, and it's probably been unofficially done many times more

Did they check back on the subject 6 months to a year later?

>>36002161
Not the guy, but I remember one case where a fatty lost 275 lbs in about a year of fasting. Five years later they checked back on him and he gained just a few pounds or something.

>>35993441
Tbqh senpai at his trajectory the piano man might hit boogie levels of weight while staying lean

>>35993221

I used to support this guy with his weight loss but now he's just pathetic.

>>36002160
>his back and his leg keep him from doing anything

Stop making excuses for him. There is no reason for him to exercuse at his weight. He can do all his fat loss sitting on his ass in front of the computer. To maintain his weight, or grow fatter he has to be eating 5000+ calories a day. Cut 1000 off of that, and boom, he's 10 lbs lighter next month.

You and I both know it's not gonna happen though, because any time he's not making a video, he's stuffing his face. Can you even imagine how much food 5-6000 calories is? It's so fucking much food, even if it's all bullshit foods, it's still a huge volume.

And don't give me that shit about him being abused. The only one who has been abusing him for the past 20 years is himself. What? Does he expect the ghost of his dead mother to appear and hit him if he doesnt cram 5000 calories into his mouth every day? It's yet another horseshit rationalization for him to do what he loves. Eat.

He's making $320k a year as a Jewtube partner right now. That money won't last forever but he'll be in good financial shape when the bubble bursts.

I think he'll actually succeed this time. His wife quit her job to work full time at guarding his face and making sure he doesn't stuff 12 cakes a day down there. If he somehow yoyos back up she is 100% to blame.

>>35993221
Scalia is dead, if this hog and Ted Cruz would croak it would make my year. Mayby Tess Munster and Jes the militant hambeast too.

>>36002029

'mirin these plots, what program? Looks like Matlab but my plots don't usually show up this crisp.

>>35993221

I find it hard to look at him because he's so fat he can't even open his eyes correctly. Look at him, his left eye is ALWAYS half-open.

It looks like he's had a stroke and got part of his face apralyzed, and shit, that might well have happened. Just looking at him tells me he's breathing heavily, and waiting for death.

>>35993221

If this piece of shit addict dedicated one tenth of the effort he puts into begging for symapthy to excercising some self-control, he'd be slim already.
As an alcoholic (2 years sober), I have lots of understanding for other addicts, but that fat loser is going nowhere, so he deserves no patting on the back.

>>35999672
Obviously you've never been skinny in your life.

>>36004428
No, don't make this about her. She has no responsibility in making him thin. As a wife, her job is to listen to her husband's desires, and help him achieve them. If he says today that he wants to lose weight by eating healthy, then she ahould cook him healthy food. If tomorrow his mind changes, and he decides he wants 12 big macs, then by god she better help make that happen. She isn't there to change him against his will, but to follow his lead and make his will reality. Even if that means him eating himself into the grave.

You need to mature and learn a woman's role before you talk about how she should act toward him.

>>36004831
You skinny faggots are just as bad as the super fatties. Calories in, calories out is proven and trusted, but skeletor faggots and fat fucks alike try to make excuses as to why they somehow break the laws of thermodynamics. You'll eat a fucking cracker for a meal and then bitch all day about how you just cant seem to gain weight, boo hoo hoo.

>>36004869
I arguably got out of auschwitz already. I'm just saying it's harder the skinnier you are. I didn't say it's impossible. Your reading comprehension is pretty bad.

>>35993221
How did this fat fuck earn over 2mil subs?

>>36004902
Why would it be harder? A 500 calorie surplus on a skinny faggot will mean about a 1 lb a week gain, the same way a 500 calorie deficit on a fatty means about a 1 lb a week loss. Nothing magically makes you gain less for being underweight. Metabolism is a negligible concept at best.

>>35997424
420lbs #blazeit

>>36004957
>Why would it be harder?
If you have to ask such a fundamental question, you wouldn't understand the answer.

It's harder. Please learn about fitness or leave the board.

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>>36005073
Found the skelly "hardgainer".

>>36005073
Ok, tell me why then.

>>35993221

>grey hairs in his beard

How old is he?

>>36005073
>It's harder
>y tho?
>It just is.

Christ, don't be such a bratty cunt about it. Back your shit up, or shut your mouth.

>>36004869
Before I started lifting and running, my doctor told me my heart overworked and it was the reason why i could never gain weight. He prescribed a beta-blocker and finally started gaining weight. Add in the running and exercise, I no longer need the beta blocker since the exercise helped my heart a lot. And I can finally gain weight.

>>36005125
>my doctor told me my heart overworked and it was the reason why i could never gain weight.

Tell me more. I have a workmate who claims she can't gain weight. She has zero fat reserves, but loves eating. If she eats too much, she says she has heart palpitations or some shit.

Could her problem be yours?

>>36005090
When your stomach is the size of a pea and you feel physical pain every time you stuff yourself it's hard, fatso.
What's harder: physical pain of stretching your organs or just not stuffing yourself?

>>36005125
So you had a heart condition. That's a personal problem. How does that equate to "it's harder for skinnier people to gain weight"?

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>>36005163
Life pro-tip: You aren't a special snowflake. The laws of thermodynamics apply to all. You're not a "hard-gainer", "ectomorph", or any other pseudoscience terms you wish to throw out there. Eat more skelly. That is all.

>>36005160
She needs to see a doctor and get bloodwork drawn up. My doctor just kept noticing my heartbeat was extremely fast despite cutting out the amount of soda I drank per day. He checked for hyperthyroidism and made me keep a food diary to see if i was consiming too much sodium. The TSH levels came back normal and I was consuming slightly below the suggested daily amount. He said he needed to get my heart rate down else im going to stroke out. Hence, he prescribed me atenolol 50mg. It slowed my heart rate, and finally i just started gaining weight.

I don't know what your friend's problem is. But, if she's getting heart palpetations, she needs to get to a doctor asap.

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>>36005190

Oh wait it's probably the granny.

>>36005163
But your stomach isn't the size of a pea. It's the size of a human stomach. How does that change how you gain weight? You could get all your surplus calories from milkshakes if you wanted.

Again, yet another skinny faggot excuse for why they can't lose weight. Just like the fat fucks who eat stupid and then complain about how it "must be genetics".

If you wanted to gaing weight, you'd find a way to eat more, not bitch about how some cosmic curse has doomed you to be skinny. Are you gonna join a skeletor acceptance group next?

>>36005163
This is just as bad as the excuses hamplanets make.

>>36005073
>Why would it be harder?

Short answer: It's not.

Long answer: Iiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt'ssssssss nnnnnnooooooooottttttttt yyyyyyyyooooooooouuuuu sssssstttuuuuuppppiidddd fffffaaaaaggggggggggooooottt.

>>36005198
Never said I was.
>>36005254
Not excuse. As I said I'm not skinny anymore. I'm 83kg at 186cm, I was 66kg at same height. That's almost 20kg of a difference. And most of that is muscles. Eating is not easy for everyone though.

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>>36005303
>gets BTFO by multiple people
>Uhh I never said I was making excuses, I just said its harder to gain weight for me because I'm a skinny little pussy and what I go through is harder than everyone else!
k you can leave now skellator

>>36005303
>eating is not easy for everyone though

I can go right now and get a 2000 calorie milkshake from a burger joint. You're really gonna argue that getting a surplus of calories is difficult? All it fucking takes to gain weight is a surplus. 1 fucking calorie over your TDEE and you are gaining weight. Skellies have a low as fuck TDEE to begin with, and they burn fewer calories from exercise as a fat person doing the same activity. How the fuck can it be hard to gain? That's the stupidest fucking bullshit I ever hear on this board.

>>36005390

Right!? I fucking hate this argument

Anyone who claims gaining weight is difficult is ignorant as all hell, either theyre putting on a front (for who the fuck knows why) or just generally clueless when it comes to nutrition and the human body.

>>35993221
The thing that gets me is that a 500 cal cut for these lardbeasts is just drinking a little less mountain dew every day, and they'd see benefits within weeks. Fucking weeks. Add in a slow stroll, even around the house, and they're fucking golden.

Yet they don't do it. Goddamn.

>>36005546

I've thought about this a lot recently and believe its definitely the way media and society in general promotes weight loss. Things such as extreme dieting, vigorous exercise and shows like the biggest loser almost brainwash fatties in a sense into believing its a gruelling and all-time consuming task. Often you see fatties go for the all or nothing approach and try to shed the weight dramatically fast, starving themselves and exercising beyond physical and mental exhaustion. They also often clean up their diet way beyond what is necessary and try to eat "healthy" at the same time as losing weight, i feel a lot of people dont realize there is a difference and think that these two things MUST go hand in hand which is obviously not true.

That coupled with the general impatience and lack of willpower the types of people who get fat in the first place generally leads to 99% reverting and regaining any weight lost using these methods.

I feel like calories need to be taught in schools, the concept of a 500 calorie deficit for losing weight for the long term is so incredibly simple anyone could do it without really changing much of their lifestyle, incorporating the lightest of exercise with this can see dramatic weight loss in as little as a few months.

>>36005666

This

>I'm trying to lose weight so that means no carbs/fats and plenty of fruits and veg! Hurdurrr

>>36005390
I don't care for your habits, fatso. I'm telling you how it is for normal people.

>>36005934
Why are you still here? You already got btfo like 5 times and counting skelly. Go eat something.

>>36005952
I was btfo in your fat mind. And even that maybe.

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>>36005979
>mfw you need to read the sticky.

>>36006012
I lurk longer than you, that's for sure :). At least I made gains and you're still fat.

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>>36006055

>>36006055
I'm 190lbs 6'2 bro. Gaining weight is easy.

>>36004956
apparently being entertaining has no direct correlation to your weight, idiot.

>>36001840
>>36001795
>muh food industry & corporations are evul
The FDA has a guideline on what portions of food you should eat. If Francis cut out the grain part of the diet, and just ate fruit & vegetables, no fast food, and only drank milk or water, I guarantee he'd lose weight. If you're too stupid to realize soda and fast food aren't good for you, even after taking classes on diet and nutrition, you deserve whatever happens to you.

>>36006076
I'm not mad. Only fatties are oversensitive on the topic of bulking being harder than cutting :)
>>36006095
I'm sure it is for you. You have practice in being fat. People with some self control don't have that practice.

>this fat fuck's spending his valentines with his wife
>I'm still alone

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>>36006130

>>36006130
Never weighed over what I weigh now. You're running out of excuses my special little snowflake.

>>36006120
>The FDA
Stopped reading right there you cookie cut CNN drone

>>36006163
He's a literal hamplanet. Their v-day is much more pathetic than yours I assure you bro

>>36006203
You're 7 lbs heavier at 1 inch taller. Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? Also I'm not excusing myself. I just said bulking is harder than cutting for some. For me it definitely is.

>>36006327
>dat backpedaling

>>36006370
>dat reading comprehension

>>36006424
>dat anger
Let the butthurt flow through you young one.

>>35993221
When I was 315lbs+ I found it really easy to lose weight... In one summer I cut down to 200lbs without even trying.. K just said, okay no more two plates of food for each meal, no more cheese or mayo, no more soda or chips... And that led to me being able to eat all the rice+beans and veggies and chicken I wanted

>>35995830
>Bi The Whey
>not Buy The Whey
Delete your trip

>>36002160

The one thing that bugs me is when people say they have no time for exercise when c25k literally only takes 20-30 minutes out of their day throughout the whole process. That combined with low calorie diets has a dramatic effect.

>>35999180
I don't know of that video, but from what i've seen, he seems to well aware of his shitty lifestyle, which then eliminates any reason for me to hate on the guy. People who seek causes for their problems outside of themselves deserve to be ridiculed, because blah blah in the end only you are responsible for your own failures. The guy even made a video of him bombing a fucking pool half-naked.

I don't think he's promoting his lifestyle.

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>>35993658
>success
>hasn't had sex with his wife for months
>keeps failing to lose weight and whines on YouTube about it
>only got popular because he acted like an autistic child and broke shit
Reddit pls go

>>35995793
C'MON

>>36006799
We hate him because he is like any other fat person, he talks about his fat and tries to lose it, but he fails miserably and gains even more weight than before. He whines about not being able to lose weight when he can't stay on a diet for more than a month.

>>36006799
He promotes it by rejecting any responsibility to what happens to him. If he gains weight, it's water weight, if he gives up on trying to lose it it's because he had a tough childhood. If he's an asshole, it's because his mom didn't raise him right, and on and on and on.

Boogie does not want to lose weight, stop pretending he does.

He is 600+ lbs, he could lose weight incredibly easily but chooses not to, as he likes being the weight he is and his wife is a feeder and also likes him at this weight.

> Day 1 "ok guys, i'm going on a 100 calorie a day liquid diet"
> Day 2 "I fucked up guys and ate 30,000 calories today"

It is impossible to "slip up" if you don't have $1000+ of junk food in your house, again this is all by his design

So Boogies, your TDEE is what? 4500 calories?

So if all you ate every single day was 1 large, greasy, meat-feast pizza with extra cheese, you'd lose weight.

The fact you aren't losing weight and are in fact gaining it is simply shocking and further proof you enjoy every second of this lifestyle.

>>35993884

that's interesting

zyzz died 50 years earlier than the average /fit/izen

>>35993465
For his weight it is. You realize that a morbid obesity diet is 25 Cal * Ideal Bodyweight in kg until you are less than 50kg from ideal weight.

>>36001765
My mother in law stopped eating about 8 years ago.

She only "eats" melted mint candy blended with ice and plain coffee. She has two a day, about 200 calories and drinks water and vitamins.

She has maintained a weight of 95-110 pounds during that time. Not sure how, but her doc is demanding she begin gaining weight so now she is eating cinnabons.

>>36005073
Idiot. I can gain 50 pounds in 3 months no problem.

"Hardgainer" lol.

>>36006130
Not being a skeleton =/= being fat.

>Thread about general fat cunts

LEL DEY SO FAT, HAMPLANET AMIRITE GUYZ, GOT STORIEZ????

>Thread about '''famous''' youtuber fat cunt

"He's such a great guy, so entertaining. He's trying really hard, it's not his fault, OPPRESSION!!!

Interdasting.

>>36010665
Interesting*

>>36010665
You only make fun of fatties who dont try to improve themselves, stupid.

>>36011004
>implying boogie is trying to improve himself

>>35993853
what is x-axis unirt?

>>36001806
no need for a diffy'Q, though...

>>36002029
What equations are you using?

Just post a screenshot if you want.


What program did you produce that graph in?

Do we have confirmation Boogie's current weight is 240kg?

Thanks

>>36002029
Also, how true is that 3k line? A moderatly active male 6 feet tall can eat 3k cal a day and not be just a bit overweight. But you have that as like 160kg or something...

>>36002105
Ecactly. I used to weight 280 pounds. I started tracking calories with cronometer and my fitness pal. I used a food scale at home.

I kept myself to 2000kcal a day. The weight came off slowly, but consistently and I never was hungry or craving food because at 2000k a day, I could have a bit of ice cream or whatever at least once a week.

>>36011344
years (annum)

>>36010498
???

>>36011500

>>36010498

Dude is she bat shit insane?

>>35993357
>current year
>not knowing who this is

Why are boogie threads allowed here?

>>36011676
because mods don't give no fucks
first day here?

>>35993587
>Generous
Smug fking cunt.

>>35995793
CMON GODDAMNIT

>this guys isn't a diabetic and I am

life is unfair

>>35995793
C'MON

>>36005073
It would be EASIER to gain weight the skinnier you are you fucking idiot.

Weighless less means you have a smaller TDEE

Having a smaller TDEE means you do not need to eat as much as somebody that weighs 20 more pounds than you if you are attempting to gain weight

Thus, gaining weight is objectively easier the skinnier you are unless you take into account personal problems and mental issues that an individual has, which you should not do looking at it objectively as it varies from person to person.

So in summation, you either have personal problems/illnesses or are just a humongous fucking pussy

>>36011888
>this guy has a wife and I'm a virgin

Would rather have diabetes.

>>36005457
Found the fatty. If you were someone who has struggled to gain weight you would understand. I have gained 20 lbs in the last year but it's been a lot of hard work, I have to plan out my meals and force myself to eat or drink calories when I don't feel like eating at all.

And a fuckin milkshake is a food for fats, does nothing for your gains

>>36012177
I would happily suffer heart disease for a qt.

>>36012343
>And a fuckin milkshake is a food for fats, does nothing for your gains
Incorrect.

>>36012343
I'll take caloric intake for $300, Alex.

>>36012177
[spoiler] they can't have sex. [/spoiler]

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>>36012343
>I'm a hardgainer

>>36012451
How would a milkshake help someone trying to gain lean body mass? 2k calories of sugar and fat.
>>36012532
>>36012661
None of you have offered anything to refute the fact that it is very hard for some people to gain weight, just like it is difficult for some people to lose. The answer is simple, but it doesn't make it any easier.

>>36013070
It is difficult for some people to lose because they drastically underestimate their calorie intake and overestimate calories burned through exercise.

Skinnies have the exact opposite problem, they overestimate their calories and overestimate their calories through activity.

>>36013070
>eating fat makes you fat
B2Sticky skelly

>>36013172
I realize that fact. That is why it is difficult. Some people have a harder time eating more calories, while others want to eat too much.

>>36013204

Are you saying that macros don't matter? So I can eat 3500 calories of table sugar a day and enjoy my gains? Try harder troll.

cant believe people actually think this guy is "successful". whats the point of having money if you cant even walk down the street without your body imploding in on itself.

without your health you are nothing. when you are sick all you can think about is getting better.

im poor as fuck but i wouldnt trade spots with him, he has run his body into the ground and obviously has no self control or discipline.

>>36013470
Are you new? Even Candito gets shakes when he's bulking from sonic.

>>36013573
Hey faggot, wake up.
This is the board that used to worship Zyzz.
We love half dead faggots.

>>36011656
is it this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4vZl91lTA

>>36004841
I am a general believer of traditional gender roles, but you are a fucking idiot. If her spouse starts doing heroin it doesn't become her job to go and pick up his daily fix. People are allowed to have basic standards. You are changing a good system of trust and loyalty and twisting it into a quasi-slave relationship.

>>35993221

>I literally check up on this manchild everyday to see if he keeled over.

Most pathetic thing I've read all day desu.

You obsess over a random Youtube fatass's life and get triggered by his videos (that he makes money off of, btw!) and all the while he doesn't even know who the fuck you are.

I don't know if I should laugh at you or just shake my head.

>>35993680
Hes got a new house and a few million in the bank from playing vidya, so yeah successful sounds right

>>36014376
>few million in the bank from playing vidya

lol no

kill yourself if you actually believe that

>all the /v/ kiddos in this thread defending this fat fuck

>>35993465
What is Psmf.
Newfag pls stop posting.

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>>36011395
Weight loss is determined by a differential equation, see pic related. The conversion factor converts from kcal/day to kg/year, basically. You could solve the differential equation numerically easily, but I didn't, as the problem was simple enough to solve analytically. To solve, you basically use the ansatz m(t) = exp(at) + bt + c and then use m(age) = current weight to get the remaining constant.

The plots were done in python using matplotlib.

>>36011412
It is a pretty low level of physical activity and by the time he hits 165 kg, he is already 50.

>>36016369
>The plots were done in python using matplotlib.

I heard good things about that, might have to make the switch.

>>3599322
Mirin dedication to bulk.

>>35993221
>lose 100 pounds for his surgery

Why not just keep going and not get the surgery?

>>36005108
41

>>36016369
>math and shit

Nigga really?

>>35993853
if a = years , this is a horrible graph

>>36016692
It's been corrected
>>36002029

>>36012535
How do you know that?

>>36001761
>hobbit squad

>>36002161
>Did they check back on the subject 6 months to a year later?
It's mind over matter you fucking cunt. Doesn't matter how quick you lose the weight you fucking shitlord. Go fucking die seriously desu.

>>36016369
what's the point, any sane person would adjust his intake for linear weight loss

How do people get this fucking big?
Ive been ottermode for like 6 months and i just cant eat more than 5 meals a day.

>>36017132
I like to think that you should repair your eating habits permanently instead of just thinking of it as something you have to do for a limited time. That's probably the reason why most "diets" fail, because they can't be sustained. It's a better idea to go for a diet that you can realistically eat for the rest of your life.

Beyond that, I was simply bored. And it probably looks like more work than it actually was.

>>36017156
Lots and lots of soda and fried things.

>>36016945
Nigga, does it look like his dick can get out of the cavern called 'His Gut' ?

He's just playing it for the audience, he gets money because retards think he's actually trying.

It's not hard, work out your required kcal needs, take a little off of that.

It's literally that simple.

I personally belive in taking things a slow, relaxed pace so that unenjoyable things become a little easier, so say he needed 2000 a day to maintain his weight, just eat 1500 so he'd have a nice, easy time, it'd take a little longer sure, but it would still melt off of him.

But no, he stuffs his face constantly.

You can't lie about weight loss, either you loose weight or you don't.

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so....why can't the doctors just go ahead with the surgery whether he loses the weight or not? I mean, if he's paying the cost, why not just give it to him, whether or not he's "proven" he's committed or whatever the fuck. Is that why they withhold surgeries?

>>36019564
God dang. Src?

>>36019673
sorry. don't know. just a pic I saved, but I do know there's more out there, and even softcore cam videos.

>>36019564
It's to cover their asses. Being overweight can lead to a whole host of issues that they don't want to get sued for by performing surgery on someone unfit for it.

>>36019715
but....muh release forms, etc.

>>36019673
Just found it using tinyeye. ephemerial

>>36001795
>Like, you don't think regularly yelling at a depressed, emotionally abused, or anxious person that they are a piece of shit would snap them out of it I hope.

It actually works quite well for men, whose response to stimulus is often anger, which can translate into action.

For a woman? Nope.

She'll just go and find someone to tell her she's beautiful and drown herself in fudge.

>>35993545
Harder it is to get fat pounds. Muscle is built easier when lean.

>>36013070
It takes about 1000 grams of protein to build a lb of muscle. The other 1500 (the energy it takes to synthesize that pound) can come from anywhere.

>>36020442
Bro-science is quite bro in this one.

1 pound of muscle is around 20% protein, thus at minimum you need 90g of protein to build a pound of muscle. Bump that to ~200 to take account bioavailability of ingested protein.

The excess of protein in bodybuilding diet is required mostly for repairing all the damage and wear lifting weights puts on the body.

>>36020442
>>36021260
Meant calories, so about 250 grams

>>36020324
Might be. Though fatties have higher base strength. My buddy benched almost 2pl8s first time he tried.

reminder that keto was LITERALLY WORKING FOR HIM AND HE STOPPED DOING IT BECAUSE HES A FAT FUCK AND WANTS TO GUZZLE 2 LITERS OF COKE AND EAT PIZZA

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>>36021862

High base strength, but shitty dexterity and shit constitution. Enjoy waddling like a penguin, and suffering from diabetes and strained back/heart problems. Shit cardio stamina too.

>>36021862
I think a lot of that has to do with dispersion of force. Could also have to do with a shorter range of motion. Think manlets, but supersized.

>>36019564
T H I C K
H
I
C
K

>>36019564

Are you retarded?

>While I was in medical school I did a rotation on bariatric surgery. Most of the horror stories I saw were from patients recovering from the surgery. They would come into emerg with horrible complications, usually because they could not follow the required diet. I am not a fan of bariatric surgery for this reason - if you can't control your diet well enough to lose weight before surgery, you are likely to struggle after surgery too, and if you slip up after you've had the surgery it could kill you.

>a woman whose family brought her a burger and fries while she was still in the hospital after surgery. That had to be one of the shittiest ways to die.

>her stomach burst along the sutures IIRC and the stomach contents seeped out and infected the incision. It was a horrible and slow death.

>Well, basically, it ripped open the surgical site (and I think the abdominal stitches), causing all sorts of stuff to spill out...she basically ripped apart from the inside. She had to be put into a medically induced coma so as not to suffer before she died.

>I have dealt with a lot of bariatric surgery complications and I'm convinced that it should only be a last resort. A lot of blood clots, ulcers and everything that goes on with malnutrition, including people's hair and teeth falling out.

>a lot of our bariatric surgery patients will wear dentures even though they are young because vitamin deficiencies mean they lose their teeth. They also usually appear much older than their listed age. Granted, I don't see the success stories. But the complications can be horrific. I've seen wounds from the surgery that still give me nightmares (due to fistulas).

>>36021966

Keto works for everyone who does it right. Boogie is just a tantrumming toddler in middle age body, and he's gonna die because he deserves.

"BUT I WANT MUH SUGAHS! REEEEEEE!"

Choke on them, fat sow.

>>36022440

Exactly. Everyone has "higher base strength" when they have lug around 350 lbs every minute of the day. It will ruin their knees though, and that is just the beginning.

>>36023450
You don't get how greentext works do you?

>>36023450
>What about the pustules? Only fistulas? Amateur hour here.
I kid because I love.

I lost 120lbs on what was basically a bariatric surgery diet, I just never had the surgery. Took about four months. Literally a pound of weight loss a day for four months.

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>>36023506
>be fat
>"being fat will ruin your knees!" - /fit/
>lose 40% of my body weight
>take fitness class
>learn to run
>run two miles a day
>long run 10k
>"running will ruin your knees!" - /fit/
>mkw (my knees when)

>>36019564

mostly due to complications during and after the surgery.

dying on the table, dying due to anaesthesia, post surgery clots, post surgery infection, wound failing to heal, etc.

also the stress of being operated on can seriously tank some people who are already at risk.

surgeons have every right to refuse whoever the fuck they want for surgery, that's the privilege we give them when we say you can take a scalpel to people legally.

>>35996513
BINGO

>>36024364
>Shooting yourself in the head may cause death
>Drinking poison may cause death
>wtf /fit/ which one is it

>>36023983
It's either used to tell shitty stories that start with
>be me
Or to actually quote shit.

>>36019936
Or they'll think "yeah, turns out I was right and nobody wants me here, time to down the bleach now".

>>35995793
C'MON

>>35993658
Kek, get out of here you retard.

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>>36004774
His left eye was gouged by his mother and he threw himself of out the vehicle to prevent further damage or so he claims.

Is "he" dead yet?

>>36019564
Multiple reasons really.

Most obvious one is that they physically fucking can't. As in they just have no laparoscopes long enough.
Also the minute he goes into anesthesia his heart is going to stop.
And even if he miraculously survives the operation a thrombus the size of my fist will make his fat heart explode post-op.

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Oh look, another diet challenge/weight loss vlog/diet diary by boogie. He must be running out of adsense money again.

I don't know which is more pathetic - that he actually tries and fails every single time and always blames it on his mom/dad/neighbors/the weather without any self-awareness, or that this is actually a marketing strategy and his jackass fans just keep drinking the kool-aid.

>>36014423
>>35993680
A few million is not too far off, successful Youtubers make A LOT of money.

>>35993958
Youtubers have the same career outlooks as any other entertainer. They adapt to coming changes is all. As for the distant future, well, Youtube pays well enough that if they were able to make a decent career out of it, they have made enough money to retire.

You sound a little jelly that people make more money than you doing what they love.

>>35993261
Pretty sure boogie is at the point where he can barely walk due to his joints etc so how would he shed pounds?

>>36032332
Be eating under his TDEE.

>>36032445
He sits on his arse all day. I presume he would get to a certain point where he would need to exercise to lose weight rather than just not eat 5 tonnes of burgers a day?

>>36032465
Dude, is the calories in/calories out principle really that difficult to understand?

If he'd just eat like a normal human, he would probably lose 3 pounds a week, even if he doesn't move at all.

>>36032495
Yes but he burns fucking nothing calories by sitting on his arse.

>>36032506
You burn calories by existing. See BMR.

>>36032274
You wish. The highest paid youtube star is Pewdiepie at 4 million. (for 42 million subscribers)

Assuming pay is a straight trend, Boogie makes at most 280,000

Which is still damn good money, but only like four youtubers make "millions"

>>36032506
you idiot. you cant infinitely retain energy by not consuming energy its physics

>>36032518
>>36032524
Oh nice one, didn't know that desu.

What happens to the energy then? What form does it get released as?

Can boogie retain so much energy he goes supernova?

>>36032540
Sweat, movement or purely to sustain his vital functions.

>>36032561
Interesting. I suppose his organs have to work harder than a normal person too and that uses more energy.

>>36029008

That IS pretty awful if true. However, he looks way worse now than he did before, looking at old pics of him it's not nearly as noticable.

Honestly I don't care about his weight, but I do quite like his commentary videos.

>>35995793
C'mon

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>hating based boogie

OP was feeling extra faggot that day huh?
Blind fat hate is as stupid as fat tumblr whales.

Boogie is the only youtuber who makes legitimately funny/self deprecating videos and blames no one but himself for his state.

Give the man a break and a blowjob OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeJ1UqnHsvU

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>>36034639
>give him a blowjob

If he cant find his dick how do you expect me to?

>>36034639
Does he though?

Don't get me wrong, I don't watch boogie because following Youtube celebrities is fucking autistic, but from what everyone else has said the reason people have hate for him is he keeps giving up while blaming mom/environment/etc