Can we all just admit the primary reason we lift is for positive

Yes.

jokes on you i'm a fag

>>35802661
30% of fit is gay
no homo

I work around a lot of elderly people. I lift so I can be Lalanne mode when I'm 70 and not a burden to my family.

>>35802661
who is this qt?

>>35802661
I lift to look better. looking better makes me feel better. I don't expect a girl to drop into my lap because of it. I'm autistic as fuck and when I get lucky it literally feels like luck.

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>>35802661
that's what it starts out as. but once you realize that no matter how aesthetic you are, you will still be a beta fag.
at that point, you've already realized that you like lifting for fun now and that it is a hobby

>>35802691
really nigga?

>>35802661
>that open jacket

wew

does she have any nudes?

name?

>>35802729
like is /fit/ mainly 15yos now?

>>35802661
What's wrong with that?

>>35802729

her name is Alexis Beau, she strictly does clothed photoshoots afaik

>>35802743
>Alexis Beau

I like you, anon.

It's my secondary reason. I want to actually be healthy & fit. Crazy idea for a fitness board right?!

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>>35802691
Looks like Gina Micheals

Nope, I passed that phase years ago. Now I do it for just for myself.

Yeah I started for that reason.

Then I got the attention.

Then I realised I hated the attention because I was (and still am) socially retarded and can't handle being in that situation.

So now Im basically alone for good.

Self induced isolation, it's hard to get out of once you've done it for so long.

>>35802746
The fucking cable crossover machine every fucking time

Why is that the machine of choice for retards?

>>35802793
I think it's Lexi Belle trying to look more classy

I like many of the replies above start because of that but we eventually evolved into lifting for different personal reasons.

>>35802661
I lift for attention of both sexes.

and a particular guy who is a skeleton.

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>>35802661
>>35802691
>>35802720
>>35802729

For real guys, Lexi Belle got fat. It's. Gross.

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>>35802883

Go on brazzers and search for her 2016 scene. The most offending pictures of her fatness are NSFW.

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I lift to get mired by various women, doesn't matter what they rank. They'll all get turned down. More and more I'm able to enjoy the look on their faces when they realize they'll never get any. Sure, some don't care.

The chick that turned me down two years ago sure did though.

>>35802809
Happened at my gym today. No fucking clue why.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NUAJtApDAA

>>35802661

That reason is secondary. Being satisfied with the body I got is the primary.

>>35802895
>>35802883
whelp when you're a self-made millionaire it's hard to stay motivated

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I lift to resemble the opposite sex.

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>>35802969
Yes homo.

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>>35802978
>men aspire to look like fiction
>women get offended at the mere thought

Men confirmed master race.

>>35802823
my dick

sauce breh ?

I started lifting so I could lift my gf up and fug her.

>>35802929
I feel you borough. Getting turned down was the biggest turning point for my /fit/ venture. I wanted her to know what she's missing. Then, work-out became a habit.

>>35803279
Fucking hell, when you see that shit in their eyes that just says "regret", it's the most satisfying shit in the world.

Definatly not. I have never asked a girl out. I do no isoloation exersizes dress like shit and don't give a fuck about size. i do nothing for women

>>35802661
No because being more social would yield better results, but I still don't talk to people much

>>35802669
me too bby. i still fuck women though.

>>35802895
shes hot af m8 wth is wrong with you

>>35802670
The stats say otherwise. Probably a very vocal 5-10% w the rest just trolling

>>35803856
>isolation is for women
Autism

Well yeah I'd like chicks to talk to me.
Honestly I'm pretty sure a coupla chicks liked me but I've been too self conscious to do anything about.

Literal plan is to ignore them and my feelings until someone leaves

>>35802661
I lift because I enjoy being better than people.

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>Stoya's rape allegations

>Lexi Belly

Bloody hell time to fully embrace my 2D's

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This shit again
I started lifting because I was facing several felony charges and was looking at a long time in prison, I got a heads up that indictments were coming and fled to the Philippine islands where I hid and lifted for four years, eventually returned to the states and found out the warrants were in state only and they weren't gonna pay for extradition, now I lift because I like it and everyone is intimidated

>>35802661
the original reason was to get grills attention, but once you experience the joy of lifting that goes out and the window and it's all about that great feeling of success and accomplishment

>>35802661
Um, more like same sex. But I definitely don't do it for that, I'm taken after all, I just feel better if I work out, and that's reason enough, I'm not trying to get big gains, just maintenance

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>>35802661
>lifting for that lexi belle meat curtains
not me f a m

>>35802883
>>35802895
I found this out the other da. It'sfucking depressing

Why is everyone in this thread so desperate to prove they are lifting for some specific inane reason?

Like seriously what, nobody ever has cared about why I play with my 3D printer or why I enjoy hiking, honestly I don't even think about why I do it but then you get to this thread and people are getting so butthurt that nobody believes you lift to avenge your 4th cousin's life of trauma or some stupid bullshit

>>35804453
well people gotta pretend that eating food and doing exercise for 4-6 hours a week is taking considerable WILLPOWER and effort and generally almost no one can do it.
Its the same delusion every board has, doesnt matter if its music, games, anime, books or watching the fucking news.

Was already hot enough to get laid on the reg without lifting so thats a no from me son.

The people who actually fucking lifts doesnt care what girls think of their bodies, they do it for themselves. I can see how virgins and other insecure people would lift for approval of girls though.

Sex is a really big deal, for the people who are not getting it.

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I started out thinking it would help, then attention of women came and I realised I dont really like them or being around them [one on one ( no homo tho)] cus they are boring predictable creatures. Now I train to get better faster stronger and start a fight club

>>35804493
>laid on the reg
you sound exactly like a virgin trying to prove to his friends that he's not

>>35804481
lifting and monitoring your diet does take more willpower than playing videogames of watching fucking tv lmoa. and yes that's the precise reason for all the "reasons to lift"

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>>35804541
>boring predictable creatures
r/redpill

>>35804552
literally every single one is exactly the same so I ended up just banging stupid fucking bimbos and avoiding any kind of relationships

>>35804569
You've seriously never met a smart or interesting girl before? Where are you from?

>>35802661
>opposite sex

>>35804575
im yuropoor
Some seem smart or interesting at first but once you get past their games they are identical and relationships play out exactly the same way. Maybe its just the age though, im 21, maybe people change

I did back in 2003, and it did bring in a few ladies, one of which later became my wife.

After that I got comfortable and lazy and I became skinnyfat. My wife is the one that actually encouraged me to start running and I'm glad she did. I run 10k three times a week and I'm back to doing pushups and situps. I quit soda, junk food, candy, and fast food. My diet could still use some improvement but I'm doing 1800 calories or less daily.

I haven't weighed myself yet, but Im starting to fit into old clothes that had gotten tight and my wedding ring is starting to slip off more often.

>>35804585
I'm 22 from Canada and I can't relate at all but w/e maybe I've just been lucky

>>35804600
bro dyel

>>35804811

Not yet, but I'll be getting back into it

>>35802707
Basically this. Learning to talk to girls is a muscle. Just because you deadlifts doesn't mean your bench will shoot up

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>>35804342
>bbw queen siri retired

JUST

>>35802756
You. I like you.

>>35802966
>self-made millionaire
holy shit nigga you can't actually think this, can you? pornstars are not millionaire

>>35804545
I slept with alot of women then if that wording fits you better.

>>35802661
>primary reason
No, but still important.

>>35802661
>opposite sex
>implying I'm straight

Attraction from opposite sex and respect from the same sex.

>>35802661

I never claimed otherwise. If it wasn't for chicks mirin I would be laughing at all the dumb jocks lifting weights and doing other pleb shit while I spend my time doing things with my intellect.

>>35805075

This is why I have a solid respect for females that lift or run. They attract men but at they get nothing but scorn from other women that are jealous.

>>35802661
if no female id prob still lift but i would just get big and fat and powerful build

>>35802720
>>35802734
t. Proud porn addicts

>>35802669
Hush Scooby

>>35802806
This is what fatties say about starting to exercise.
Do you support them just giving up?

>>35804453
I lift so I can push your mom off me after we fuck

>>35802883
all i see are delicious hips

>>35802661
I do it so I can do backflips, backflips are cool

>>35802936
>Jeans and belt
>at cable tower

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I lift for him.

At first yeah but now I have some fitness goals I want to accomplish. I couldn't care less about women now. If they want to see me they know where I am. Otherwise I'll just be practicing my handstand or cooking some nice meals

>>35805744
This is the only non-heretical comment here. Impure heretics lifting for paltry, fragile women. Pathetic. The eternal war for mankind's salvation won't be won by pansies.

>>35802883
>>35802895
Man I'm looking but so far I can't find it.

>>35805818
My gains are his gains.

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>tfw you can lift all you want but you'll never be attractive enough to eyefuck random cuties on public transport and make them wet

>>35802661
I'm 9/10 and confident so lifting really doesn't help at all. When I was slightly chubby I got just as much attention from girls. I just want to be stronger.

>>35805911
Have you tried though? 'Cause I did, and my god, that's amazing

>>35805911
This movie is pretty much my life except with all the sex and hot women substituted with masturbation and loneliness respectively.

>>35804374
What were the charges? I got extradited from arizona to ohio for an empty home robbery

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>>35805911

>>35805885
My pumped arms serve His will.

I lift to keep the feeling of atrophy away.

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>>35805911

>>35802661
So, I admit it, yes. And what?

Go fuck yourself, op.

>>35806077
What is up with this, Ive had girls sitting next to fat fucks or old men in wifebeaters instead of me.

>>35806125
Because girls feel safe with themselves being around men they feel 0 attraction to. Like if you're even average she may worry she'll fuck things up. They've already rejected the fatass or the old guy in their mind, so if they start talking to her, she's not worried about escalation

"You started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realized the real reason you lift is to be better than people."

For real though I'm genuinely addicted to the endorphin release at this point. I probably couldn't stop if I tried. Building a home gym was the worst decision I've ever made, I haven't taken a rest day since 2015 and my joints are falling apart.

>>35806296
This...sounds like bullshit desu
This doesnt explain why girls think of most guys as creeps for instance

>>35802661
No, I started lifting because the doctor told me to, I continue because I'm scared of going back to being a weak skinnyfat with back pains without energy to do anything. It also feels great to be strong. Also this:
>>35806352

>>35802806
>be beta fag
>lift for 10 years
>5 last is /plg
>some grill at work mirin' hard
>everytime i know she's staring i go CONCENTRATION 9001 MODE ON
So don't bother lifting if u have 4chan level of autism.

>>35802984
>underrated post

>>35806404
There's a contextual level to creeps. Creeps are more likely to get a negative public reaction in certain locations (clubs/bars, parties) and in groups than alone and in more innocuous places (like public transit). An average looking guy is more likely to speak to her, while a fat guy or old dude are less likely due to insecurity, but even if they do she's already immune to them in her mind

>>35802661
Nope.
Ive had less attention since i lifted but in still lifting

>>35806531
Im no expert on girls but it doesnt seem they fall so easily so they would need to mentally prepare for the off-chance that a guy would speak to them
I mean hell, most girls i see already have headsets or ear buds on so its not likely someone would try to talk to em anyway

>>35806619
>Ive had less attention since i lifted but in still lifting
Me too
I mean lifting for girls is kind of silly but i thought of it like a perk, you know?
Lift for fun and myself but also to improve chances of getting chicks
But it does seem it has a negative effect on chicks

>>35806125
Becuase yourr ugly AND strong.
They wouldnt stand a chance if you decided to rape them

>>35805986
kek

>>35802691
I bet you don't even know who Kasia is

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>>35806077
>mfw i look like that kind of greasy creep

>>35805911
What movie is that from?

>>35807995
>googled michael fassbender fuck bitch train
It from the movie 'shame'.

>>35806077
Oooh it's beacuse he has cancer

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>>35802661
>tfw she got fat

>>35802661
>opposite

>>35810307
>being homosexual
>proud of it enough to make a joke of it on 4chan
kill yourself

>>35802661

>that hairball on her jacket

fucking gross what the fuck

it really isn't

i like working out because it's the only time i feel alive

>>35810315
>projecting

>>35804541
I'm sick and tired of this shit.

You fuckers are autistic, boring hopeless losers that lift weights solely as an exercise in vanity and insult people who actually care more about the sport of it over just looking "shredded"

With your newly acquired bodies you then go to the shittiest places in the country full of the lowest common denominator human beings who want to "drink and party" all day, and then you are fucking surprised when you didn't fucking pick up a chick who wasn't a fucking retard?

You pick up worthless women because you are a shallow worthless fuck too. There are smart attractive women (not 10/10 or even 8's most of the time) who want to have committed relationships and you can talk about with a plethora of things, but you will never get that because you don't realize that you are just as vain, boring, empty and predictable as the women you criticize.

Make some fucking maturity gains yourself before writing off the opposite sex completely retard.

>>35802806
Me and you both anon. I'm still DYEL by fit's standards but I've started to get lots of attention at work especially since I've started wearing short sleeve shirts and I just don't like the attention. I'd rather be alone. I lift now for myself and to be healthy.

>>35804906
Siri became shit when she dyed her hair

>>35810391
>became shit
>implying she wasn't always a fat uggo

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>>35805744
fuck that shit
i lift to make america great again

>>35810330
>projecting my hate of gays
yes I am

>>35804906
>fucks niggers

Good riddance

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>>35802969
damn it
no homo no homo

>>35811913
fuck
who dis

>>35811913
oh my god, what the fuck

is it gay to be attracted to someones face and figure even though they have a dick? it's not like I'm attracted to the dick...

>>35802661
I exercise because I enjoy it friend, I have more energy for day to day activities. I've started eating cleaner and drinking water instead of soda. I can concentrate better and my minds sharper. I enjoy life more everyday because I feel healthier and more confident. Also I have a girlfriend and we don't have many boundaries so I think the illusion of attraction is rip

>>35802661
What if I'm gay

>>35802661
Can you just admit that you're projecting so hard that you feel the need to validate yourself in the failure that you produced because women didn't notice you after you thought they would when you started lifting?

>>35812736
lol what the fuck am i reading

>>35802883
>>35802895
lexi belle is leaving that cute teen shit and has entered milf status. FUCK YEA!

No. I lift because of my health. It sucks being an unhealthy sack of shit. I was on several medications and now on none. I feel 100x better now.

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>>35802661
well, i actually dont lift for girls, i lift cause i kinda have a fetish for having control, so when having sex i like to be able to pin down my gf, to toss her around and such. I hardly ever brag about being fit and my clothes arent ment to show anything

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>>35802661
I don't lift for girls. I honestly don't. I mean looking shredded certainly doesn't hurt when I'm talking to ladies, but that was never a driving reason I did it. It just started as a hobby. It was really the only thing I was ever any good at. To be good at sports you need talent. Being good at school is really hit or miss, either you're smart or you're not. But lifting, all you need is to show up and be willing to give everything you fucking got.
I remember back in highschool I took a weightlifting class sophmore year. The teacher didnt give a fuck what any of us did, so most of the guys just jerked off in the corner, but I worked my ass off every class. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing, so I bench pressed every class. I started barely doing 35's on each side of the bar, but by the end of the year I could bench 225. and now 5 years later I can't just stop

>>35802661
Wrong. I already have my bitch on lock. I lift so that she gets negative attention from the opposite sex. I want them cunts to be jelly as fuck.

>>35802661
Primary reason is for confidence an a commanding presence. Physical features are extremely important psychologically, internally and externally. I've though a lot about it and I just don't want to fuck random 6/10 sluts, I want nice, genuine, high quality girls.

I don't lift specifically for women. I lift because being in shape is putting your best foot forward with the world. So IF I happen to find someone that I can stand to be around, at least I'm showing up with the best I have physically. By no means do I expect, nor really desire attention simply because I have a 6-pack or some bullshit like that. I keep that shit in check constantly.

Outside of that though, I lift because I want the satisfaction of setting a difficult goal and achieving it. It just so happens that lifting covers multiple bases for me.

>>35802661
>from the opposite sex?

Did you do this purposely to exclude gay people?

Another day another trigger relatives

>>35802806
iktfb. embrace it. it means youre a leader

>>35804906
Please tell me youre lying

>>35802669
To fix OP's heteronormatity
>>to attract mates

Got your back, anofaggot
>no homo

I have literally never done this for any other reason. I also have never had a problem admitting this.

>>35802661
Its to build up my confidence in general, look and feel better about myself.
Everything else is a bonus.

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>>35802661
Now that makes me wonder about why women exercise since it seems all direct replies to OP were men.

>>35815798
For the same reasons that men do.

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>>35815089
She's gone m8

>>35805744

>there are people who don't think of him before the final rep

>>35810374
>There are smart attractive women
If you honestly regard a "smart" woman an equal rival to an average man than you are just stupid.

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>>35807844
But hey! at least girls sit next to you ;)

part of my work is lifting 200-300lb people every single day that they can't do it themselves.

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>>35802661
>>opposite sex
We don like yer kind round ere.

>>35811913
Congratu-fucking-lations /fit/
You've finally done it, all my years of resisting being a boipussy lover, have crumpled as I jerk off to this. For real tho, can anyone resist homosexuality that is /fit/ ?

Also n-no homo

I can honestly say that I don't. I'm a grill and lifting just makes me look more masculine (I mean I have crossed the point where it does.)

I've never gotten male attention and I sure as hell won't get any when cycling and basically looking more and more like a man.

>>35802746

This guy is my inspiration.

>>35802661

for attention seeking, beta cunts like you maybe. I lift because I'm fucking awesome and makes me feel invincible, bow the fuck down faggot

opposite sex, you white knight beta cunt

>>35813616
Damn... Same here anon.
I started because I was was diagnosed with cancer then learned it was a misdiagnosis and during that time I thought I was dying I completely fucked my grades up in college and dropped out. I had nothing I was good at, couldn't go back to school cause I fucked it up too bad to get loans again, and couldn't get a decent paying job because I was a scrawny nothing. So I started lifting, and I was good at it. And now I'm a few weeks away from my CPT exam and it's gonna be my job to teach others how to do it right.
Sure, I have noticed I get women a lot more now, but that was never my intention. Though I love it. It's just what I do.

>>35802661


>I do something to make me prettier to girls so everyone does too!

Not everyone is that tragic.

>>35819926
Cheekie I woulda banged you

I do it to look good in cool clothes and feel good, which both have the effect of more positive attention from the opposite sex.

>>35802929
[Anon is filled with determination.]

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>>35804906
I swear to fucking christ, god fucking hates me.

>>35802661
>>35802883
>>35804906
>>35815837
why do all the qts go into porn?
she looks like perfect waifu material

>>35805986
pretty much 90% of fit

>>35810374
This. I support this.

>>35821204
Money.

>>35811913
WOULD SMASH

>>35821204
They're broken.

>>35821204
I almost never find porn actresses hot. Like literally less than 5% are worth a damn in the face imo. Also porn is degenerate.

>>35821204
Because they are dumb and greedy not to mention most of them grow in really unstable crazy houses and suffer lots of abuses during childhood

>>35802661
I lift for people to leave me alone

>>35802984
god guts is so sick

Women are gains goblins, ive had three buddies STOP lifting because their girlfriends told them to. Women can't be trusted and are to be avoided at all costs

yeah but not meme coalburning ameritrash

>>35804541
>>35804541
>cus they are boring predictable creatures
Tips Menorah

Lifting never got me any girls, quite the opposite actually. Since I became /fit/ (DYEL by /fit/ standards) girls are intimidated by my size. Now I'm that big scary guy.

I don't even care anymore, I just lift so I don't have to think for at least a while.

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If I lifted for girls, I would have stopped two years ago [spoiler] the last time a girl slept with me [/spoiler]

Lost three lifting buddies because their girlfriends told them to stop.

Women are gains goblins. I have on two occasions turned down advances from women because i needed to get to the gym.

>>35802661
No. I'm already getting it and I don't ecen look like I'm making it at all. They're annoying. I want them to pls go. So I lift for strength and live by IIFYM to motigate that.

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I lift so I will be fit for the removal of Migrants and Islam from Europe.

It's already happening in certain countries.

>>35802661
Started as me trying to get attention. Then I got addicted to working out. If I don't work out on rest days I get head aches and get low self esteem.

>>35822408
DEUS VULT

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>>35822408
How long are you going to wait? How many women and children will you allow to be brutally gang raped before you strike back?

>>35805032

They arent self made either if they work for a company

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Tbh, I aint even mad

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Absolutely, honestly. I had a really nice thing happen tonight though. Confidence gains.

>be me at Japanese Hibachi restaurant
>tfw can eat food I love and not break 400 cals, has 55g of protein
>get food to go
>get in car, receive text, have conversation for a bit
>qt parks beside me
>don't think much of it, w/e, she's cute but I have no chance (aka I'm a huge pussy)
>text conversation gets deep, end up staying for 20 or so minutes just parked
>qt hasn't moved, looks like she's also on her phone
>finally have a "fuck it" moment
>crank car up
>she waves bye to me
>isthisreallife.jpg
>roll my window down, motion for her to roll her window down, she complies
>I ask "so, if the red house has red bricks, and the blue house has blue bricks, what is the green house made of?"
>"Green bricks..?"
>"Nope. Glass." I say
>She looks confused and I ask "Do you get it?"
>She says "not really, sorry!"
>"Green houses.. Greenhouse.. Plants.."
>"OOOOOOOOHHH" followed by a cute laugh that lasted a nice little while
>I laugh too, tell her "ayyy I'll be here all week!" and then drive off
>can still hear her giggling as I drive away

I don't care if this is autism: the post, I've been bad at talking to girls my whole life, I dropped 9.2 pounds in 2 weeks, and the food was free. I'm on top of the world tonight, brehs. A month ago I never would have even considered talking to her. Maybe could have gotten her number or something out of it if I stuck around but I'm glad I at least left on a high note. I really do feel like I'm gonna make it, you guys.

>>35824692
Good shit. Keep fighting dat good fight, don't ever forget this high, but don't let it be the summit.

>>35822408
the fire rises bro

we will survive and thrive

>>35824763
Thanks anon. Tonight only makes me want it more. I've got a tall mountain to climb but I'm excited to do it. I hope I see her again when I'm a sick cunt.

>>35824692
I don't get it.

>>35824692
That's hilarious. May you spread your autism across the country.

>>35825098
>tfw you aren't allowed to own greenhouses in communist Russia so we don't know what color bricks they're made of

>>35802720
Hahaha I like how indignant you are
The fuck is wrong with you if you don't know who that is

>>35824659

more

>>35825145
Fuck. I just spit up some chocolate milk

>>35802661
>tfw lexibelle is a fatcunt now

>>35804374
>>35806026

You two should kill yourselves quickly. You are fucking human waste and deserve nothing but a painful death.

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>>35805986

>>35824692
nice job not being a spaghetti monster anon

>>35825702

lexi belly

>>35827057
kek m8

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It rips. It tears. It is boundless and eternal.

>>35826893
forgot this thread was even up. Thanks anon, felt good.

>>35802661

Fuck you, I'm fully homo-genized. Why would I do what now for women?