Tinder. Match.

The closest I got to a girl was once when I went to see a movie and she put her legs over mine, don't know why she did that though.

Requesting that one pic that was something like "you have two hand and three holes, cover up the ones you don't want me in" followed up with "oh I'm sorry I meant you have beautiful eyes"

>>35660721
>sign up for tinder
>pretty attractive face and body
>around 35 matches in first 3 hours
>get nudes from 6 girls on snapchat

I'm only 5'7 so snapchat is as far as I'm going desu

>>35660737
>she put her legs over mine
>don't know why she did that though

sensiblechuckle.gif

>>35660775

it's tinder

the only measurement that matters is between your legs

>>35660737
She at the minimum wanted you to rub them, dude.

>>35660721
i dont get it... why wouldnt u post a pic of her ass, its not like anything will happen and i love seeing high test ass, breh so post tht sht

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OP here, had to get the picture on mobile.

Here's her ass, because I don't really give a shit. and I hope that
1) I don't get fucked up for this
2)She doesn't browse /fit/

>>35660835
NIGGGGGGAAAAAA

i will personally beat ur ass if u dont fuck her

>>35660820
>>35660835

>>35660721
She's rich, try to make her fall in love with you?

How do i know she's rich? She can talk her parents (mom mosy likely) to buy her fake tits

Oh, her tits are fake iif you couldnt clearly see that.

Im guessing beautiful goy mother, jew cuck father

>>35660841
She's apparently into butt stuff. I responded "I would put my thumb in it" and she just says "Hehe, go ahead anon" Which I'm fine with, but at the same time kinda thrown off about because HPV or some shit.

>>35660877

>No, it is not pic related

I'm not going to call you any names, but come on anon.

>>35660886
breh ur pissing me off just use a condom

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>>35660898
I cant shitpost at max speed if i read every damned green word im replying to

I use the term shitpost but actually my posts are gold usually

>>35660835
I'm legit about to lose no fap to that, senpai

You better hit that with the fury of a thousand deads. Good work.

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>>35660721
>mfw i maximized the image and saw her face

>>35660835
Fuck her in the ass senpai

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>>35660950

>>35660919
Be honest here, would you eat the ass?

>>35660941
I will, fampai. I'll do it for you, and the other anon on this thread.

>>35660835
But is she a butterface like OP pic?

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>>35660974
fuck yes nigga

the second her panties drop my face would dive right into that ass

>>35660835
NIGGER IF YOU DO NOT FUCK THIS GIRL I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35661002
OP here.

Not really. I think she looks pretty qt. Maybe average or just below average for /fit/s standards. But im looking through "just got dumped and she has a nice ass" goggles.

>>35661067
she's fat bro

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>>35660835
>>35661067
BREEEEEEEEHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSs

when are you doing it anon?

>>35660835
>>35661067
uh oh, these expert angle shots, she might be fat as fuck pham

>>35661073
>>35661080

Ahead of you m8's because I had some whale who was good at angles meet up with me. Saw her full body, but thats the only image of her face I got.

>>35661076
Have I made you proud Fampai?

...Senfam?
...Desubreh?

>be black
>tfw girls on this app are only responsive if I act stereotypical

These women are literal subhuman retards. Just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>35661098
famsterdam you better fuck this girl and let us know all about it

even better if you get more pics of her

>>35661106
It's okay, bro. I'm black too and this is the only white girl on this app who wasn't fat and gross. You'll make it.

>>35661109
There will come a day where I fuck her, take pictures of her naked body with a message saying "Sup /fit/", and make a thread on it. It could be days, weeks, or even months, but you can screencap me on that.

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Tinder thread? How's my opening? Too strong?

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>>35661080
>>35661067

Also mind the warning coloration.

would pass/10

>>35661131
ya thats cringy as fuk

>>35661106

>be aesthetic

>doesnt matter cause LOL NOT 6'4

I dont give a shit about height in real life but on tinder it actually matters

irony is it's a fuck app, and my dick is above average. go figure.

>>35661140
Well, my usual line is "Hey love, you look like trouble ;)" but that chick looks more innocent

>>35661133
Worst case I just see her in person and leave m8.
But I see what you mean.

>>35661131
Just tell her you're looking for someone to fuck like a pair of wild boars.

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>>35661106
lol same here
1/3

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>>35661172
2/3

>>35661131

I either say "I'd try to make you laugh but the only joke I know is Trump's toupee"

Because bitches hate Trump.

>>35661106
Me too and it makes me fucking mad

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>>35661180
underwhelming i kno but it was a cute girl who was ways out of my league so i wasnt going to take her seriously

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>>35661131
Dude... lemme clue you in a bit.

My opener went something like this.

"I have some things I'd like to say... But probably shouldn't."

Match(s) said "Say what?" or "Say it anyways..." or something like that.

I would respond
"I want to explore every inch of your body with my mouth."
Next message, like it's an afterthought, right after I sent that one.
"But not the feet tho. Cuz that's just weird."
Because I'm funny and shit.

Worked like a charm. It's tinder man. Swing for the fences. Srsly.

Deleted my tindr tho. I was never the 'fling' or 'tryst' type of guy. Too shallow for me I guess, but no judgment on wanting to get your dick wet. Have fun.

>>35660737
she was dominating you beta cuck

>>35661164
Tru dat.
Keep your wits about ya.
Rooting for ya mate.

>>35660721
>remove glasses
>get makeup
>fix hair
instantly fits in with the rest of the bar sloots

>>35660721
>try tinder
>no matches because ugly face
>such is life

>>35661182
B-but I like Trump...

>>35661225
You stop that.

>>35661226
NIGGER

KIKE

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>>35661106
Not black, but that's why I deleted mine.
I seriously found myself becoming someone I'm not to do shit I never cared about in the first place.

The chicks on there have something wrong with them. My fucked logic lead me to the conclusion that any woman who has to have an app to get fucked probably has trouble doing it in person for whatever reason (fat, mentally unstable, bitter/jaded or whatevr).

Good luck bros.

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Of course the bitch stops responding

>>35661262
Autism

>>35661106
>>35661106
Damn, that's gotta be rough.

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>>35661262
Women are so full of it
1/3

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>>35661298
2/3

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>>35661309
3/3

>>35660886
>>35660835
>>35660721
Nice going op, how'd you her to send a booty pic so fast? How'd you get on the topic of butt stuff?

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>>35660739

>>35661327
that whole thread was gold, wish it was archived

>>35661321
You're autistic desu senpai

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I didn't like her, don't worry

>>35661327
LOL, you saved my conversation. Nice m8

>>35661324
Whoa pal, that picture isnt her face.

See
>>35661067

I joked about her being a catfish, and told her to send me that to prove she isn't. Then we got to butt stuff. yay.

>>35661327
my sides

>>35661262
Because you're a freak, what the fuck. You basically accused her of being a cocktease (that's how she'll see it).

You fucked up nigger. She was hot as fuck.

>>35661321
That's pretty fuckin funny mate. Did the conversation continue after that?

>>35661327
>>35661321
>>35661309
>>35661298
>>35661262

These went terribly get a new approach senpai

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Classic

>>35661366
So her proof was a picture of her butt? You lucky sob, you must have a 14 inch dick

>>35661373
I aim low, fucking 5/10, 6/10 all day.

Am I the only one who's uncomfortable with the idea of hooking up with random sluts off an app?

>>35661172
>>35661180
>>35661194
these were fun to read.

>>35661376
Naw, I deleted her shortly after. I'm pretty sure I made my case

>>35661406

life is a series of random encounters with sluts

but I agree, it's kinda awkward since you know you are on the app just for one thing. all this conversation and common interest bullshit is just an act. noone fucking cares about you having a dog on tinder, or what you study.

>>35661067
is that
cherryvonfairy from chaturbate?

What do types of pics do /fit/bros have for their profile pictures? What do you have for your bios? What are some openers you use? Do you pay for plus? I have no idea how to get gud at this, help please

>>35661406
I actually find it fun. Though I did feel like shit after raw dogging a random fat chick from Tinder

>>35661395
What a fucked up name. Jesus.

>>35661443
>Didn't pay for plus
>I just make a lame ass joke for opener if she doesnt message first
>My bio is seriously just "I like to pick heavy stuff up and put it back down"

>>35661406

I really would rather not use it, but how else are you going to meet girls by yourself?

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ty based lyrica

>>35661395

>so I can flirt with older men to make me feel less empty

Shit, that's a feel.

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>>35661262
TOP FUCKING KEK
To all the haters. Suck my dick

>>35660950
>>35660971
You don't read to the end don't you?

>>35661508
MOTHER
FUCKING
BASED

>>35661508
>>35661514

She can say that, but it's not victory until you get it in. Prepare to get cockteased, tho.

>>35661009
>those calves
She must squat 4 pl

>>35661519
I hope I didn't dig my own grave. I probably did desu.

>>35661508

>hahaha what

>hahaha why

she sounds retarded

also i'd be wary, that's a catfish pose

>>35661360
>cute face
>interested in fitness
>similar tastes in music to you

You dumb nigger

>>35661519
This.

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Now what?

>>35661376
your case that you're an insecure chode who reverts to "i dont even like you anyway" and condescension when you don't get what you're looking for? this is the most faggoty, beta shit to pull. you are the ultimate fedora. this is just undignified. and your whole trouble schpiel better have been b8 because that shit is retarded.

>>35661574
only a whore would wear a dress that doesn't cover AT LEAST her ankles

>>35661576
whoops meant to reply to whoever you were replying to

>>35661576
I'm not sure why you're replying to me like I'm the guy who sent the message, but either way both him and the girl were stupid/annoying, but it was funny to read that.

Don't you need a jewbook profile to use tinder?

"authenticated through facebook"

>i..it's a f..feature!!

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>>35661487
I feel bad for her

>>35660886
what about hpv? 1. a condom prob won't protect anyone from that and 2. you better fuck that bitch

>>35661574
Follow up with "Because you look you should be with me."

>>35661582
Not fugging whores with condoms

>>35661582
FUCKING HARAM

>>35661574
>because you seem like the adventurous fun type who doesn't hold back

Project, get her into that "fun chick state of mind".

>>35661576
oh stfu u buttmad feminist

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>implying SS is a meme

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>>35661582
Since you were first

>>35661628
Holy shit anon that's great.

>>35661600
I dunno man, I wanna try rimming her tbqh. Who knows what I would get though.

>>35661628
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>35661628

>>35661628
nigga u fucked up

>>35661628
Kek. Did she reply?

>>35661628
kekerooni

tfw I'm currently sorta seeing a Portuguese slampiece qt off Tinder

>>35660721
What do, /fit/?
I rarely get matches so make this good

>>35661680
>>35661644
>>35661643
>>35661642
Kek unmatched

Man what the fuck, I've used this app for 3 months, deleted it for a bit, and got it back 2 months ago and in all that time I've never had any matches. How the fuck do you do it? The only social friend I have that I can stomach to bring with me around girls isn't old enough to drink, but he's much better at it than I am so if I could bring him he'd get all the girls. So I'm pretty much alone in my endeavor. What the fuck do I do?

>>35661690
FUCK

I was on my first tinder date yesterday. Fucking bitch used old pictures and was way fatter. I'm still pissed off I HATE fatties.

I have 5 more dates with other chicks this week. I can't handle it if more girls have used old pics + angles. What do I do?

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>>35661687
Forgot pic. Here it is.

>>35661699
shes russian
just say idi na huy

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>>tfw

>>35661709
oh anon, that's just the tip of it. She's also Jewish

>>35661699
say oh wats up marie dtf?

>>35661698
DON'T PAY FOR THEM

This applies to every tinder bitch you meet. Always go Dutch, or even make them pay for you if the opportunity arises.

>>35661727
yeah theres a lot of russian jews. where are you?

>>35661699
>Not Cheeki Breeki
But on a serious note. "Well then beautiful are you the fun type."

>>35661734
Georgia, US

>>35661698
Tell us about the date. Did you walk out right away when a landwhale showed up? If not, you're a total cuck and don't deserve our advice.

>>35661699
Just ask her if she's looking for a shabbos goy.

Worked for me.

>>35661739
weird
i come from montreal and most if not all russians here are russian jews

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>recently met up with some tinder bitch
>got to know her, she's actually a bretty cool person
>a week after we met, we netflixed and chilled, she turned out to be a freak in the sheets (my fetish 2bh fayum)
>a week after we fucked, we go to this food place
>she pays for the whole tab, even after I offered to help pay for it

I tried contacting her again, but she's being aloof and now is ignoring me. Oh well, at least I got free food out of this

>>35661199
*cringe

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>>35661697
>New Challenger
This chick is really tall btw

>>35661717
the fuck is vintage porn

>>35661628
top kek

>>35661770
how tall senpai

>>35661770
Cause you look like you should be riding me.

>>35661778
Porn mags from the twenties

>>35661131
If you type something that sounds friendly or "charming" then delete that shit and try to imagine that the girl you're talking to is 3/10 and then rewrite your message.

As a general rule, always pretend that the girl you're talking to is ugly as shit and you're doing her a favor by talking to her. No woman wants a man that's fawning over her for approval like some love-sick 15 year old girl.

>>35661770
Because the titan that destroyed that wall and killed a bunch of people was also really fucking tall

>autism

>>35661698
Breh, I had the same thing happen.

They key is to go for coffee. NEVER go to dinner unless it's the third date.

Also, if they don't look like their pictures, and you don't find them attractive, just say so. That's what I did. If they're hot, of course don't say it. But if you're meeting up for sex, don't even consider them human. It's like meeting up with a rake to persuade it to let you use it to rake leaves. Seriously. They're fungible. Just be blunt and brutal with them, and most of the time they text you first afterwards anyway because they can't handle rejection.

And this is coming from a moderately good looking guy who had over a hundred matches in two weeks.

>>35661770
"because I am a manlet with a small penis that faps to traps and you look like one"

>>35661770
CHARGE PHONE

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>>35661790
Taller than most womanlets. GO

>>35661770
>>35661793

>>35660721
so I need a facebook for this?

guess I'm fucked

>>35661770
>>35661820
>"Human resources? You should get a real job."

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>>35661508
>>35661514
>>35661519
>mfw people interpret a "totally" as anything but sarcasm
Who are you and how can I attain such confidence

>>35661820

>"I heard you liked food and fun cocks, I could accomodate that"

>"oh, socks. my bad"

>>35661804
>that feel when I'm so ugly that I haven't even gotten 200 matches in 8 months

>that feel when gay guys say I'm extremely hot
>that feel when my first sexual experience was initiated by the girl and I fingerbanged her on my couch a few hours after meeting her

Am I that ugly? Am I not? /fit/ has rated me a 5-6. What the fuck is going on.

I don't get matches

>>35661770
Because you've left your position demanding toll from under the bridge

>>35661847
Chances are you're not "ugly" anon, it's more likely just your attitude. Act like a man and get treated like a man, no cuckery.

>>35661847

>afraid to enable discovery

>afraid the only matches will be whales

I dont need the hit to my confidence, not now. i've come so far and that would just fuck me over.

>>35661841
>implying that whore has the mental capacity to make a sarcastic remark

>>35661820
She sounds funny....on a different note I would LOVE to smell her feat

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>>35661825
>>35661793
Alright then

>>35661743

Im sure she saw the disappointment in my eyes and body language. We went bowling so I just played the game and "practiced dating" cause I just got out of a 7 year relationship. In the end she tried to get close to me and I said let's just be friends and left.

>>35661870
nigga why do u keep doing this to urself

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>>35661870
Noice

>>35661870
Awaiting results. I'm staying up for this thread

>>35661878
For our entertainment of course, this guy is based.

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>>35661878
I don't know

>>35661804
>Just be blunt and brutal with them

Alright thanks. I'll do this if it happens again

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>>35661870
ALPHA

>>35661847
maybe ur pic or bio is off.

>>35661887
Same

>>35661889
>you would be the lucky one

>>35661889
DAMN SON

>>35661889
damn

>>35661889
navy seal copy pasta

>>35661889
INTENSIFY THE BANTER

>>35661889
oh shit u mightve found one of those insecure tall girls quick ask her does she prefer doggy or cowgirl and if she responds, u respond "ok then when would u like to meet up for a bit of coffee?"

>>35661889
Trust me girl you would be the lucky one

>>35661889
>>35661898
You would be the lucky one

>>35661898
I was going to do this(green text and all) but she unmatched Lel

>>35661847
Same guy

Tinder is a simple equation. Take a picture with a dog, make it your profile picture. Include a witty one line caption. Write your interests in single words, but not too many, where you go to school, and height. Have at least 2 other pictures of the dog following the first, then pictures of yourself. Pussy will roll in. I fucked 10 girls within 6 months last year, and I only half assed it. Never thought it was possible.

You just need to stop being such a pussy. Seriously, don't be afraid of women. They're literally weaker, morally bankrupt men. Go for gold and just get used to rejection and being ballsy. If I can go from a crippling introvert to treating women like pieces of meat, so can you.

Just stop being a little bitch, and man the fuck up.

You're gonna make it, breh.

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>>35661891

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>>35661889
OH SHIT NIGGA THIS COULD GET GOOD

>>35661908
this t b h

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>>35661728
>>35661709
>>35661738
She's asleep now probably
I'm afraid to pull out the big guns, bros

>>35661739
motherfucker, what county? I'm in flyod and I have no idea if I should even bother with Tinder being so close to the mountains

>>35661889
"Gonna be Fortuna and spin my wheel for me?"

>>35661926
I lied, I'm from NC

>>35661925
Not terrible imo but
>how do you do
Be more straightforward bro

>>35661921
>>35661912
>>35661910
>>35661908
>>35661906
>>35661905
>>35661901
>>35661899
Shows over. She is kill

>>35661925
Fedora as fuck

>>35661919

>educated, aesthetic, 7" dick, friendly, funny

>not tall

and one thing fucks me over. gotta love it.

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>>35661925
>how do you do
It isn't 1920, people don't talk like this in 2016

>>35661925
These women want to be entertained, not have beta-orbiters glomp about and be nice to them. Grow a pair of nuts, anon.

>>35661919

Shirtless if abs and fit y/n?

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>>35661943
at least you're honest.

>>35661717
pls be in London

>>35661925
the supreme gentlemen

>>35661948
Get a dog. Women will bitch about height, but if you have stuff, they don't care.

I'm 6'2, an asshole, a pretentious philosophy major, poor as fuck, but I have a german shepherd puppy

>>35661956
hey, hey I'm going to pull out the big 'uns on her, just you wait. Maybe tomorrow.
>>35661966
Georgia is the shit, bro. No problems

>>35661820
With her you have 100% chance not to have manlet kids.

>>35661973
>get a dog to impress women
Kill urself, my man

>>35661889
Should've cum in your sock and sent her a pic

SOMEONE POST MORE FLIRTATIONS

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easiest pussy ever desu lads

>>35661965
Don't describe yourself as fit, just say you powerlift or something so you don't sound like a typical gym faggot. Seriously, every guy on tinder puts working out as a hobby, and 95% of the faggots aren't even 4/3/2/1. Also, say you like nature, travelling, animals,name a relatively obscure band depending on the girls you want to pull (I went more mainstream with Pearl Jam and Smashing Pumpkins for those hipster sluts), and say you like reading. Make your profile relatively diverse.

As for pictures, travel pics, and do NOT put a shirtless picture. Bitches can't handle narcissistic guys because they feel challeneged. You'll only pull greasy girls then.

Or, if you're asking me (I can't tell), no my abs aen't really visible because I've been doing Candytoes and sheiko for a few months, and yes I'm fit.

>>35662010
She looks like a foot.

>>35662010
>girl lets random dudes cum in her
Red flag desu but red flags are meant to be ignored m8. Might as well

>>35662027
+1

>>35661991
>seriously thinking I bought a dog to impress women
>even entertaining the thought

Jesus Christ wouldn't forgive you for how pleb you are

>>35662010
>september 2014
>not even current year

>>35662045
You're advising others to get a dog for the purpose of picking up chicks. I think they legalized euthanasia in Oregon, you should see if you can book a ticket there soon

>>35660721
That girl isn't a butterface, shes just making a strange face. I bet her smile is beautiful. I want to fuck her pussy!

>>35662057
Not even previous year

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>>35662010
you are talking to a guy, on a fake profile while you are on a fake profile

>>35662068
Speaking of fake profiles, would that be a good way to practice bantz? Create a 10/10 fake profile, chat up thirsty hoes, then switch back to your real account

>>35662061
>whiteknighting over a years old pic on 4chan

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>>35661956
>>35661944

>>35661954
>>35661970
Same guy, different girl. Masha is asleep
Fingers cross't brehs

>>35662076
hell no, girls turn into thirsty betas when they match 10/10 chads and respond enthusiastically to almost everything he says

>>35662058
I'm not advising him to get a dog for the sole purpose of picking up chicks, if anything owning a dog will help you realize how worthless women are once you have a dogbro that loves you unconditionally. A dog can be a useful means to picking up chicks, but the dog is an end in itself while these women are not.

As a further note, spare me your moralism, you insipid twat.

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>>35662084

>I'll never pull out

>>35662027
yeah, she was pretty ugly

>>35662032
she has actually been raped 9 months earlier and hasn't been with anyone since. we ended up fucking more after that etc etc

>>35662057
yeah, haven't been on /fit/ for a while. just thought I'd share a good one ;3

>>35662068
nah m8, we met up and I came inside her

>>35662084
You don't have to put hyphens in all of your messages, broh

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>>35661925
Only invoking 9/11 can save this trainwreck.

>"This conversation has been very boring so far and I'm not 100% satisfied with the conversation that you've been providing up to this point, but I have to tell you something. When the World Trade Center came down, I saw something that no place on Earth could have handled more beautifully, more humanely than New York. You had two 110-story buildings come crashing down. I saw them come down. Thousands of people killed, and the cleanup started the next day, and it was the most horrific cleanup, probably in the history of doing this, and in construction. I was down there, and I’ve never seen anything like it. And the people in New York fought and fought and fought, and we saw more death, and even the smell of death — nobody understood it. And it was with us for months, the smell, the air. And we rebuilt downtown Manhattan, and everybody in the world watched and everybody in the world loved New York and loved New Yorkers."

>>35662095
Ok... well if you change your mind, I think the program was called "Right do Die" or something, book mark it just in case

>>35662084
chuckled ahaha kekekek

>>35662076
easiest way to test bants is to keep running through the grinder and getting real experience with the game, anon.

>>35662097
>I came inside her
Enjoy paying child support

Tinder helped my text game by a mile, would post my texts pre-tinder, but that shit is too cringey my nigro.

>>35662109
I've had a vasectomy :^)

>>35662104
Go try it out, and send me a review.

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>>35662084
>kek
Now you sound like a whiteknight

>>35661891
Urgh. Too much plastic & makeup, even for me.

>>35661360
>candito training hq

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>>35662121
LMAO
M
A
O

What do to my profile to get me matches? Can't post pics but current stats are 6'0" 225lbs, 7/10 face (I've been told, don't know for sure, don't want my face on an Ethiopian PS Vita repair forum) but just started my cut so my body is kind of chunky but I wear a shirt in all of my pics.

>>35661891
are these all WWE Divas? lmao

>>35662159
Mention #Trump2016 a few times in your profile.

>>35661067
Wow. Those are some really pointy elbows.
>0/10. Would not fuck

>>35662159
>buy a dog
>take picture with dog
>make it your profile picture
>delete tinder
>play with dog

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>>35662162
These definitely are

>>35661182
Faggot

>>35662084
KEK

If this gets a win, I'm leaving my girlfriend and fucking tinder bitches from now on.

>>35662182
this is exactly what I did desu senpai

Now I don't have tinder, but I have the best dogbro in the world and a Portuguese qt3.14

>>35660721
Fuck I love butterfaces I have no idea why

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>>35662096
Same guy again, another old Match. Leggo!
>>35662099
>>35662084
>>35662098

>>35661182
>bitches hate Trump.
You got to step up your game, bud. They love Trump, they just don't admit it to their friends because he's the ultimate bad boy.

Insulting Trump is like being the beta orbiter that takes effeminate little shots at the top alpha and then gets sent to the kuckshed.

Being a Trump supporter is a great way to get girls interested in you. You start off by making fun of their beliefs, laugh at them for supporting Bernie Sanders, and then talk about how Trump will kick his ass.

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>>35662208
Lessgo!

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>>35662197
It loses it's novelty after time

I mean the girlfriend and tinder sluts

Just get a dogbro.

>>35662214
Careful anon she looks like a psycho and the bio doesn't help. If it goes anywhere make sure she has minimal info about you.

>>35662214
wat in the fuk

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>>35662214
>Can you be the Kokopelli to my wood flute

>>35661360
>candito
In to the trash it goes

>>35661106
are u the guy who uses lyrics from songs to get girls? lol post a couple convos m8. did u manage to get any pussy?

>>35662221
I'm at the stage where the girlfriend wants me to commit, and I just really don't. I sometimes fantasize about being single and just fucking new bishes every month.

I don't what to do mang.

>>35662241
Just jump ship if you don't love her, bro. There's no sense in making yourself miserable.

>>35662159
Forgot to mention, my bio says "Eat. Sleep. Lift. Repeat." if that helps. Writing it out now it sounds really robotic so idk.

>>35662182
Can't get a dog because of living conditions but I'm moving soon and fully intend on getting one.

Relevant to both above, how does this sound:
"Art & Gym. Come help me pick out a dog."

>>35662214
>>35662084

top kek m8

It's sad that newfags don't realize that you're purposefully trying to act as fedora as possible with the forced/advanced punctuation and what not

>>35662260
I feel like the pick out a dog part would probably attract a good number but I can't say for sure since no experience.

>>35662214
Are you a nigger or a cracker?

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>>35662260
>>35662272

Buy the dog yourself.

Do not let bitches influence your choice of hound.

>>35662295
I've already decided what dog I'm getting, don't worry. And I don't intend on letting them influence me at all. I just want to get my dick wet more frequently.

Lying awake, thinking about eating the last of a bag of chips. Only thing stopping me is the thought of being mired

Hold me /fit/, I wanna make it.

>>35662308
Then yes. But make it your opening line of your bio.

>>35662311
Stop being such a weak-willed faggot. They're fucking chips. It's not like you're on day 3 of no water.

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>>35662278
I'm a white nigga, my nigga

>>35662322
I needed that.

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>>35662333

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>>35662333
Just saw her name, holy fuck anon

>>35662333
call her a newfag

>>35662329
You're gonna make it, breh.

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>>35662333
Good use of Trips

>fuck girl once and then never see her again cause she's "seeing someone"
>yeah right bitch
>6 months pass
>text her "You know it would be cool if you sent me some nudes"
>she replies unamused
>whatever
>couple days later she sends me nudes out of the blue
>now she's coming over to fuck later this week
The hell happened?

>>35662368
Bitches aren't rational.

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Why aren't you getting the ladies by posting slightly modified political speeches from great politicians of the past?

>What is the most important thing to you in a relationship? You don't need to answer that because I'll tell you what it should be. The most important thing in any relationship is leadership. Not leadership by the most popular or the friendliest, but by the strongest and the best. Any group or family should be lead by the best and the strongest, otherwise it disintegrates. It needs to have group pride and loyalty. You also need to have selection in the mating process, something that we've almost lost now. It is of fundamental importance that the strongest and best of the men mate with the best type of women, who will make good mothers! And when you destroy that machinery then you get what we have now, which is chaos!

>Every National Socialist believes in idealism. Believes in something that is worth more than his own one single human life. He's willing to die for something. When you're ready to die for something, then you're alive. And until you are ready to die for something, you have no real fanaticism. You might be about to say that fanaticism is a bad thing, but did you ever stop and think about how this country got here? How all of the great inventions were created? Whatever you are doing, you should be fanatical about it. If you're going to be a doctor then you need to be a fanatical doctor, otherwise you will be nothing. You will just be an ordinary person and when you die then no one will even notice.

>>35662368
Did you seriously open with the nudes thing, after 6 months of no contact?

>>35662368
you were forward
she wanted the succ
she had a few days to think it over

>>35662368
Women are the most fickle creatures on the planet.

I messaged a girl to go for coffee, and she replied a month later. When we met, she was being a huge bitch, so I told her she was being a huge bitch. She then freaked and we never met again.

And now she has herpes.

Life is funny.

>>35662333
fucking saved lmao

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>>35662333
Checked

>>35662383
Because most women on tinder are functionally illiterate

>>35661360
That's UNC Chapel hill, I recognize the building in the back. G-gym bro?

>>35662421
I'm the NC bro with Caroline, Masha and Madison.
I don't go to Unc, I was in the area when I matched with her though.

>>35662023
>do NOT put a shirtless picture.

Damn it. What's the point of having abs then

>>35662401
most random story I've come across lol

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>>35662452
lol exactly
all that starving on IF.......

>>35661717
is this real?

>>35660721
She has a lazy eye right?

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>>35661131
just say "happy X" where X is the current day. Special points if monday or weekend-day fampai

>>35661360
>filthy frank fan

Shoulda smashed that mf like button she's probably a funny gal

>>35660721
>install Tinder
>start getting matches
>girls start writing me
>panic
>too scared to even look at my phone

i don't know what i was expecting

>>35662211
>paying women for photo shoots with you
>cater to xenophobic views of uneducated masses to gain popularity
>not going bald in his age because of high test
trump is no alpha mang

>>35661309
>Then tell me love
>Love
Jesus Christ how cringey.

>>35662536
>being this autistic

>>35662571
Trump is a smart man bro. He's bullshitting his way into a good position to sell books and speeches to retard Hicks after his friend Hillary gets elected first lady.

>>35662571
>I know nothing about politics

>>35662536
fuck i wish i was good looking..

>>35660841
>nigga

Kill yourself Tyrone

>>35661106
>black
>calling other subhumans

Fucking kek

>>35661131

You text like a faggot bro.

>>35662571
>>cater to xenophobic views of uneducated masses to gain popularity
germany pls

Shouldn't you be busy watching your women get gang raped in the streets by hajis while you sit back and think about how enlightened and tolerant you are?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t7Iw4KlCII

INTO THE RAPE CAVE

>>35661199
I've met girls on tinder who'd be chill hooking up but I don't know where I'd do it

>>35661067
I CHARGE AHEAD

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>>35660721
DID YOU FUCK HER NOT?!?! HURRY THE FUCK UP NIGGA

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>>35661199
bruh i cant even find a cringe enough image for this

>>35662333
Checked. my sides are close to the moon now kek

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>>35661321
>"hey you trying to chill sometime?"
>"yes, haha maybe, and do what (;?, etc"
you guys try too hard
>2016
>being an uglet

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>>35662671
>that scream

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>>35662671
one of you fags go make this to the front page of leddit

>happy n have gf
>miss tinder
>miss saying dumb shit to girls and sharing it with my brehs on here

how do i get it back without her/her friends knowing and freaking out

>>35662910
tell her, dump her or you don't

>>35662836
Holy fuck! How big are her feet? Look at those shoes! Refugees could use them to sail to euope safely!

>>35661248

>this

Already dated a stripper and I never want to deal with that brand of crazy again.

>>35662910
don't be a fucking autist and enjoy your girlffriend instead of /fit/ circlejerks

>>35662671
Fucking animals

>>35661327
kekd hard

Seriously if you are good looking this is a pretty good one actually

>>35661131
dude no
when you get a match
you don't wanna text
you need to say something sincere like hey you look like a cool girl, I'd like to share some beers with you, are you free this weekend?
Text her again the day before to confirm, something like at what time do you want me to pick you up tomorrow?
Texting is losing your time, you want to share time irl and fuck her right in the pussy

>>35662214
dude she's cute as fuck
don't mess it up

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be assertive

>>35663165
HAHAHAHHAAH
why do you guys keep wasting those chances?

>>35663165
KEK

>>35663165
Oh fuck! That went south fast.

>>35663165
10/10
Alpha
High test

she's probably moist

>I could snap your neck without even breaking a sweat. You're less than nothing. You're a worthless piece of shit. I don't know if I would just fuck you or kill you and dump your corpse in a river. I'm dangerous. You don't want to fuck with me
>...
>please respond

DATING WITH /fit/

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guess I should post the only remotely funny tinder dialogue I've ever had 1/2

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>>35663692
2/2

>>35663698

Jesus a 5/10 acting all snob is the worst.

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>>35663702
This. Shit on her.

>>35661360
Dem carolina girls...best girls

Tfw you only want to get shredded so you can post pics of your body on tinder.

>>35664259
Huehuehue right

>>35662368
>>35662368
She got rejected/pump and dumped by plan A. You are plan B. Congrats

>>35662121
You are cvck as fuck

>>35661553
since when is that a fucking cute face lmao