>be fit >use tinder >20 matches a day

Did you include your 4.5 inch asian pecker in your pics?

>>35647745
>20 bots and fat chicks per day
FTFY

do you slap your boyfriends ass with that limp wrist

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>>35647745

>>35647763
>>35647763

this dude is salt

>6 foot Asian visiting Jakarta (average male Indonesian is 5' tall)
>Every swipe is a match
>Bang 6 girls in 6 days

Now, granted none of them were knockouts but they were fresh as fuck, as creepy as it is to describe vaginas that way. Not OP btw

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>there are beta males on this board who actually use tinder unironically

>>35647847
b-but AIDS

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>drunkely installed tinder last night
>Went throught 100 matches, "no match"

did i do something wrong? Is this normal? I did not have any text and was with a girl in my profil pic (don't know if that's negative?). I also did not chose "posing pictures" of mysel , but i noticed pretty much everybody else did..

>>35649103
try a pic that looks like op's, girl in pic is retarded yes.

> there are people so pathetic on /fit/ they have to hide behind the internet to pick up

I can get 20 easy and I'm not even fit, but the real ordeal is counting how many of them are not bots.

>>35649106
problem is that i don't have a pic like that on my facebook and i don't wanna just upload a shirtless picture of myself on facebook outa nowhere to use on tinder bro

>>35649129
u can private the pic

>>35647745
>be ugly
>use tinder
>20 matches a day that you unmatch instantly

is that the difference?

>>35649103
Bro, just pay 5 bucks get tinder pro.
Get flamite, and put the option to always swipe right for you.

You'll get 50 a day. Ignore the uglies and bots. You probably get jackshit because you try to put yourself in a pedestal and have some shitty standard when you're a pathetic fat ugly piece of shit who still lives thanks to your parents funds.

>>35647763
Dick size doesn't matter if he bones more woman than you actually talking to one.

>>35647745
if you bang one of those girls it has to be Wolf

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>>35649231

That's not even you OP lol

>>35649261
i am asian, no one will see the difference unless they wanna be racist

This thread is labeled as S H I T.

I need someone to take a shirtless pick of me, fuck.

How bad is it to take one of myself tho? None of my other pics are selfies

>>35649286
put the camera on a timer and a stand, simlpe faggt

>>35649286
I found my current gf on tinder when I had a bathroom selfie shirtless. I guess I got like 1 match every 2nd day or something, but it worked better than any other pic. Just go with it if you're okay with female friends irl occasionally seeing you on there.

>>35649179
thanks for the tip brah.

>>35649334
>female friends irl
>/fit/

>>35649301
Yeah this is what I do

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>>35649334
>I guess I got like 1 match every 2nd day or something
oh thanks lord. i was seeing all of these >20 matches a day and thought that i am legit ugly and have no chance of fucking....

the first day i signed up to pof i got like 14 matches, and then the number dwindled to 3 and 2 the next day and then 1 and now i get only 1 or 2 a week if they arent bots. it is very disheartening. im not an r9k but looking at my situation from an objective standpoint, i might as well should be.

>>35649350
I wanna do it soon with abs, post your pic for a reference point

>>35649301
oh. Thanks

>>35649263
>They are racist even though they don't wanna be racist
Flip here, shut the fuck up

>>35649103
>last night
assuming everybody already swiped left while your account has only just been created

>>35649405
well it's like 7 hours ago, figured i should have at least gotten 1 match by now. But i'll fix my profile and give it a try again tomorrow.

>>35649244
dem brows

>>35647793
kek

>>35647793
kekd hard

>>35649231
If brianna is the girl on the left then I need you to do me a solid OP and just cut contact with her immediately. I never knew it until now but she is my perfect soulmate and I need her to still be a pure angelic virgin when destiny brings us together one day so that we can lose our virginities together amd live happily ever after for the rest of eternity. Cheers mate, I hope you understand

>>35649586

Lol. I matched this girl three weeks ago and fucked her brains out.

Tried to fuck her asshole but she'd only let me put my thumb in there.

>>35647847

>fucking women in indonesia/philippines/thailand

isnt the aids % like 30%

>>35649621
post her picture

Post more pictures of you OP let's see what you have

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>>35649684
im just a sex god is all

>>35649693
post brianna then

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>>35649696
she pretty qt, would date

but so far no girls have sent me a first message, i haven't sent any either though.

>>35647745
>tinder
>match
I just got this

>>35649708
definitely qt

I see absolutely no point to this thread but the girls are good and you're for sure a 8/10, so I'll respect and move on.

Polite notice that interpals is tinder on retard mode for fucking foreign grills in your country.

>>35649133
this

>>35649129
How's about you create a new facebook account just for tinder like any responsible adult does?

>>35649708
hnnnnggggg

Boy I got a thing for girls with that haricut.

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>be lanklet, skinnyfat, average face
>have only some standard pics
>0-1 matches per day
>switch profile pic to picture with ex
>5 matches a day
>banged 3 within a month of switching to other pic
women lel

>>35649759
me too, bangs are cute, maybe because i don't like forehead wrinkles

Upload pic set as 'for my eyes only'
Solution: pic is on facebook but no-one on fb can see it, only tinder

>>35649682
>GF revenge

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>>35649732

god, i just realized too

>>35649635
I fucked 5 women and 2 ladyboys in thailand and didn't get the AIDS. Just tarp yo shit up

>>35649353
Online dating puts 5/10 females on a pedestal because of the distribution of an 80% percent or so of online dating/hookup app users being male and the majority of them are thirsty betas. I was the same way on POF I'm a pretty good looking guy and catch women miring left and right at the gym/school but when I hopped on the Internet to fuck skanks I only got about a 40% response rate. Had I approached some of these women in real life they would have been drooling over me since some of them were quite average. Most women on online dating apps are just there for the attention they don't recieve in real life anyways. Sucks man unless you have model tier facial aesthetics I think all these tinder/ pof apps are a waste of energy, salty I'm too much of a coward to cold approach women in the real world but honestly not making your world revolve around women is the best route. It's been my experience that women come and go and as of now I'm yet to meet one I would even consider settling down with long term.

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>>35649732
wow

>>35649817
I don't get it mang...
>>35647763
Why you so jealous brah?

>>35649828
>Online dating puts 5/10 females on a pedestal
true, but really just be glad you can bang a 5/10 because why not lol. They're the ones giving up free sex to strangers, you have nothing to lose as long as you use condoms.

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>>35649820
>2 ladyboys

>tries tinder for the first time
>get matches instantly when i swipe right
>says hi to the girls
>they rarely respond
>turns on "men and women" in discovery
>super likes every minute
>phone blows up cause of the guys super liking

and the guys are realllly nice too. not what i expect. actually met up with this one guy he was really nice AND i got free food and drinks.

>>35649875
did you say no homo?

>>35649875
when did you discover you were a faggot?

>>35649875
>i got free food and drinks
that's it mane

>>35649877
>>35649879
nothing happened. he was really nice and i thought hes gonna bring me to his house or something after we drank but he just dropped me near my house. i thought all gay dudes just think about fucking but im wrong.

>>35649875
I remember some bi anon telling how tinder was a nightmare, but he'd go to grindr, set up 3 dates in one week and end up rock climbing, surfing and fucking with some grindr bros the entire weekend

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>>35647859
>there are men on this board passing on a minimal effort free pussy app

>>35649892
no you were right, we do just think about fucking. he probably just picked up on your cocktease vibe and gave up

>>35649353
I have like 1 match a day, and end up banging maybe 1-2 girls on average per month. It's not much but it's free so I'm not complaining.

>>35649919
yeah i think he got that vibe too.cause i might look too good to be true for him but i actually kinda liked talking to him we had lots in common.
he texted me when i got home and said well meet again but hes out of the country til now i think so were not talking.

>>35647763
Why is your immediate reaction to ask for his dick?

>>35649905
>that file name

have a nice ban

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>>35649938
oooh shit

>>35649951
since when do you get bans for filenames lol

>>35649851

Tinder is anything you can use to start a fire. Tinder kits create sparks that ignite things.

...as do matches.

It's a pretty blunt analogy.

>>35649957

Ignore him, he's from Reddit

>>35649103
1st- you wont have appeared in a lot of girls swipes yet so they'll start to come through.
2nd. Sort out your profile, mine was awful to begin with, i got a friend to sort it out and the matches come in regularly now.
>Group photo first so they have to delve deeper into your photos.
>Then one of you looking smart, suit or shirt maybe.
>Maybe one but only one of you looking /fit/, so topless but a holiday picture not a fucking mirror shot.
>Then some of you having fun or doing some activies or with a dog!
Once i did this the matches were so much more it was silly.
Good luck

>>35649972

my dik in ur moms ass is a pretty blunt ANALogy.

>>35649732
i dont get it

>>35649986

>having a stubby blunt dick
>2016

lel. literal pussy impaler masterrace here

>>35647745
>... and none of them will ever love you for who you really are

>>35649103

Go for a bar or a disco or whatever and meet real people.

>>35650016

>disco

back to the 70s grandpa

>>35650016
>20 bucks entry
>10 bucks for some beers
>loud music
>nobody but maybe 1-2 chads gets laid
sounds great desu

>>35650046
yeah this, paying to enter a sausagefest with a small amount of 4-6/10 women who exclude men who aren't atleast 2 points higher on the rating scale. scam

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OP is indeed a faggot

>>35649991
Tinder is easily flammable stuff used to start a fire the old way
A match is a piece of wood with flammable material on one end that is ignited to produce a fire

Both start fires

>>35647745
i used to get 100s of matches living in a college town when tinder fist came out. i hear that theres limits to swiping now though, sucks. felt nice picking who you could fuck

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>>35649179
>>35649106
>>35649982

thanks for the tips bros (eespecially the last one) i got 4 matches now. All of them pretty cute desu. Here i go

>>35649858
It can be a lot of time and effort just to bang a 5/10 online so in my opinion it's realy not worth it unless they're super freaky

>>35647745

>asian male

>desirable

nope

even asian girls dont like asian guys

they want white guys and you know it, dude.

>be bigger than ottermode by now
>still not confident enough to sign up for tinder

What am I doing with my life

>>35651123
Just do it bro. I used to procrastinate stuff like this all the time (still do): Waited forever to get a haircut, go to the gym for the first time, asking girls out. Just do it now or you never will.

I dont have any pics saved of me that would make good tinder pics. Surely there are people who were in the same boat as me, so how did you guys aquire decent pics? Did you just ask friends to take pics of you at interesting moments of your life, or did you stage them by yourself to make it look like other people took them? I dont get a lot of opportunities to have nice photos taken of me but I still want to fug girls. Tell me

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>usually 1-2 matches daily with tinder
>post a pic with abs
>turns to 7-8 daily

>mfw

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Will I ever find love /fit/?

>>35651352
That Miku poster is hot as fuck

>>35647763
Salty nigga

>>35651485
Yeah thats been said already

>>35647763

4.5 for an asian is above average, isnt it?

>>35651443
K-on poster beside me is better, too bad i have to be in the way of it.

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>use tinder for like 1 month
>get decent amount of matches, but at certaint point, girls stop writing
>suddenly match with a psychopedagogist
>she start talking to me
>she immediately responds
>at certaint point, she ask my phone number
>the same day

Im scared /fit/

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Doing pretty well

Only met up and fucked 5

Went on dates with 20 Max

You either click together and talk, or don't. A lot of girls unmatch you after getting to know you bit, don't bother being nice just trt and get that first date.

The girls you don't care about either way you can usually get nudes out of by being a douche as they enjoy the rare attention

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>get on tinder
>only profile pic is of my body and legs and i'm wearing a shirt and tight long johns
>bulge looks juicy as fuck
>get loads of matches
>grills literally saying "oh boy you've got a battleship"
>one woman literally messages me "i want you to fuck me!"
>think it's fake
>talk to her a little
>show her my face pic
>still weary
>after ten minutes she gives me her number
>we talk on the phone
>i'm like "is this really you from tinder"
>she sends pics to confirm
>talk about sex
>she's open to literally anything
>fuck her a day later and get to throatfuck her, fuck her ass, have her rim me, choke her, spit on her, basically do whatever i want
>she swallowed my cum
>this is just one example
>in the past three weeks i've fucked 6 different women
>4 of them are regulars
>mfw my dick isn't even that big (it's only 7.5")

Brehs tinder is the real deal

Use it it's easy to get laid on this shit

Many women on this app want it as much as you do

I think on average maybe the ones who are in their 30s/40s maybe want it more (there are some insaenly hot milfs/cougars on that app)

We're all gonna make it brehs

>>35651808

Post pic?

tfw black and only get laid when I play up my stereotype

Literally just copy and paste future lyrics and dumbass white girls eat up and send nudes.
can't even meet a girl who likes fleetwood mac and steely dan. Stopped telling girl I'm in college for computer science and just went with graphic design

females are dumb

>>35651878
>an't even meet a girl who likes fleetwood mac


fucking ew no wonder you can't get laid

dat flyover state music taste

>>35649732
MIND = BLOWN

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>>35651808

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>>35651845

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>>35651878
I know that feel. It's a sad reality.

Pic unrelated

>>35651910

Fleetwood mac is godtier. You must like some EDM shit

>>35651910
>he hasn't listen to rumours
brah you can't tell me that ain't some of the best pop music ever made

>>35651915

I swear on my life anon I'm not lying

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>>35651918
Oh fuck wrong order

>>35649286
go to a pool if you don't have one in your place go to a random good hotel and enter as you are a guest and go to the pool there, adjust the timer and there you go, shirtless picture that looked like someone took for you

>>35651808
>7.5
>not big

>>35651951
would have told that bitch to come validate this dick

>>35651916

fag

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>>35651951
Apparently she's a part time model too. Neat

>>35647745
>be fit
>don't have any antisocial Media
>get laid anyway

Really, loads of free time now

>>35651988
>18
she doesn't know anything

>>35651916
>>35651808

>only 7.5"

God I hate cunts like you

>>35652018
>>don't have any antisocial Media

i bet you thought that was really clever

Daily reminder that 6.5 x 5.5 is literally the perfect size (most versatility)

>>35651916
dyel fag

I'd fuck your ass no homo

>>35652070
Yes
What now?

>>35651988
>18 model
yeah this bitch is just e-statting. thats already old age unless shes doing fucking catalogue "modeling"

keep msging her brah easy lay

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>>35649875
good for you man

>>35652073
keep telling yourself that dicklet. I'm 7.5x5 and every girl I've gotten has said they've never had better.

>>35652136

>5" of girth
>calls other people dicklets

spaghettilet pls

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>>35652152
pls call me pasta man instead

>>35652182

there is girthy pasta tho

like gnocci

>>35649732
>>35651914
>tinder
>faggots (u)
damn...

>>35651331
Top Kappa m8

>make Chad tinder profile to see what it's like for them
>45 matches in less than a day of having made the account
>literally cant compete with that

wakemeupinside.jpg

>>35652401

>cantwakeup.jpg

>>35651688

Don't freak out, give her her number, and enjoy your date.
The cutest girl I've ever seen asked for my number in less than 10 messages or so. I created my profile at about 8.30am, by 11 I had around 10 matches and a date lined up.
This was last summer. I recently gave tinder another try, and it was much less successful, but I still managed to fuck a few decent looking chicks, and a pretty damn hot 43 year old. Pics depicting you rock climbing shirtless go a log way, apparently.

>>35650046
>>35650066


>Go to gay clubs with gay friends
>Dance with girls all night and get hit on
>So much easier to pick up girls
>Get hit on by dudes but none get mad when you tell them you're straight

Everyone's nice and even going every week it was always fun and fresh

Go to gay clubs anons

>>35652581

*your number, goddamn

>>35647745
fix your fucking posture

>>35651961
>>35652063
Is that seriously big?
Never thought i had a big dick before.
Then again I'm a grower and only half that size when flaccid
>tfw northern genes

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>get match
>she asks for height
>"5'10"
>no reply yet

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>>35649732
God..................damn it.....

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>>35652659
yes, it's big faget

http://howlongismyschlong.com/

my dick is bigger than a monster energy drink

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>>35652659
Are you autistic or just retarded? Average is around 6 inches, everybody knows that. 7.5 isn't HUGE but it's big and everyone fucking knows that too, like literally everybody. "onlly 7.5" what a load of bullshit, you're like that kid in middle school who was really got at drawing but constantly critiqued himself to get people to compliment him.

I'm around 7 ++ myself (which is also above averag) in case anybody wanna call me butthurt or something

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>>35651988
Eventually I got her number, which is pretty fucking neat. Won't be surprised if she flakes tho

>>35652581

Thanks brah, i will give it a try.

>>35649828
You sound like a wanna be alpha faggot that fucks easy girls To feel better about themselves. no wonder you can't find quality women to settle down with they probably avoid you.

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>>35649732

>>35647793
top kek

>>35652717
Prove it faggot

>tfw 202 cm tall
>filling my frame out as i lift & eat properly
>average sized dick 6x4.5

bro it's not even fair

>>35649905
>minimal effort

if you enjoy constant rejection and feelings of complete inadequacy then tinder is perfect!
[spoilers]Hinge is better[/spoilers]

>>35652771
isnt nudes bannable

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>>35649828
lol, just chill the fuck out. Tinder is a great way to get laid fairly easy. Sure the adventage is for woman, and uglier chicks can ride the betamaletrain. But there's still a chance of getting laid with a okay - looking woman (and hot ones too, if you're lucky/good loooking/smooth) and it takes no effort at all; just send a couple of messages now and then and see where it leads.

Who the fuck cares if some woman use it for validation, it's just something to do while on the bus, tube, grabbing a coffe etc that greatly increases your chances of getting laid.

the tough act isn't working for you bro, reaks of insecurity

>>35647745
>getting cucked into using online dating
lol

>>35649905
>pussy app
>everyone lying about getting laid
>viral marketing
>getting cucked this good
LOL you have just as likely a chance of getting laid as any other dating site or going to the bar. You faggot.

>>35647745
Zach, is that you?

>>35652873
...........................Mark?

>>35652816
source on gif?

>>35652926
not even slightly but was i right?

>>35652943
could you repeat the question?

>>35649103
If you just installed it last night no shit your not going to get matches yet, people have to be and to see your profile first

>>35647745
I posted an album on reddit once and asked people to rate and also asked why i wasn't getting any matches on tinder- people were calling me a 6-8 and were flabbergasted at my inability to get matches.
Granted only 15 or so people rated me, but my responses on reddit were better than most.
I won't post my face here, but why is it that I don't get matches?
I can only get like a couple a week now, it used to be more like 10.

I have only selfies, a shitty group picture, a picture with my sister. No outdoors pics, no shirtless pics, no parties or formal events.

How do I look more photogenic /fit/? My face ruins any picture I dare take

>>35652721
I was seriously unaware, man.
Thought i was just average in size.
I mean the few dicks i've seen in my life were all pretty much the same size as mine. Those were of course flaccid, so that might be why.
Sorry to have hurt your feels by being surprised fellow bigdick :(

>>35653030
you're a fucking idiot.
>the internet doesn't exist

>>35647745
small and asian

who would've thunk it?

>>35653024
make someone else take the picture, so it focuses less on your face

>>35647745
>20 a day
So you've amassed 7000 matches in a year?

>>35653030
sorry bro, i don't know why i'm yelling at people on the internet

>>35652997
i saw a post about this on 4chan once. I think some guys are just too average looking and therefor gets ignored, like the girl has so much to chose from, so a lot of them are gonna pick the hottest guys. You could try to tune your profil a bit, add a shirtless picture, at picture of you with some friends etc. Seems to work for most people, just add something to make you look more interesting and pictures that makes you look as hot as possible

>>35649192
"muh gynocentrism" "pussy pussy me want"

Enjoy alimoney and never being able to raise kids

>>35653105
>5k bots
>1k fat girls
>1k dudes looking to see dick pics
>0 people actually had sex with him
Tinder viral marketed the fuck out of everyone about 2 years ago. Conned everyone into thinking everyone was getting laid! So much sex! when in reality its a female ego boost app.

>>35653121
>implying popping out kids and adding even more stress and financial issues to your life sounds even remotely interesting
but "muh family values XDDD" amirite faggot?

>>35653126

Tinder is shit where I'm from. It's a small town so it's just the same 20 sluts every single time I redownload it. Slept with a handful but now I'm getting nothing but validation-whores.

Someone needs to make a new tinder that fat chicks won't sign up for.

>>35653091
so do you often google dickpics and such?

>>35653177
Why can't you just keep sleeping with one girl? Is the sex bad?

Can I improve my facial aesthetics at age 20 by forcing on the palate with my tongue several hours a day and making sure I don't mouthebreathe when sleeping?

I just need to start changing the sheets more often- my nose has been clogging at night recently and I wake up with a dry mouth- fuck

>>35652322
Keepo

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>>35649732

>>35652928
50 shades of grey

>>35653263
by several hours I hope you mean literally every hour nonstop

Do I need a facebook page to get tinder?

>>35653225
not him but it's same in my area
same 30 chicks just fucking any new guys hoping they get mr.perfect
became friends with one of them and she was fucking a new guy every other day.

I don't understand. /Fit/izens say they upload pictures of just their quads or glutes. Don't you have to upload those pictures to Facebook to use them on Tinder?

Do y'all have pictures of your legs just chilling on your Facebook?

Genuinely curious here

>>35653542
you can put private photos on fb

>>35653533
How do they know you're not Mr. Perfect? I don't get how they can know this after one sexing unless the sex is bad for them.

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>>35653396
Yes
>>35653542
Just upload the photos to a private album. This literally gets asked 2 or 3 times every Tinder thread.

>>35653542
i put everything on facebook so my dyel normies can mire it, i post selfies, foods and shit there

>>35653542
I just remade my facebook because I don't use it anyway. Then I realized I could make my pictures private. You really should've known that if you are a normie who actually uses facebook.

>>35653560
fuck if i know brah. says shes a free spirit and needs a man that can keep up with her and improve her lifestyle. Shes dating a dentist atm so maybe she meant "money"

>>35651443

>poster

It's a WALLSCROLL, you 馬鹿

>>35653599
It all makes sense now. I think girls' sexual desire is determined by their ovarian cycle. When they are ovulating, they subconsciously want to get knocked up by Chad. After that, they want a guy who can provide resources. I suppose "Mr. Perfect" is rich Chad.

>>35653542
Tbh, the face book tie in is probably what keeps most girls off of tinder. I mean, if you're a girl, you care a lot more what your social circles think about you than if you're a guy, and if you happen to be of a more "good girl" background, the last thing you would want is your big name attached to your hook up app related misadventures.

>tfw more aesthetic than all my friends but still virgin

>>35653126
>Tinder
>its a female ego boost app.
Pretty much
Women use dating for validation

>>35653877
Women use dating for a lot more than that. It's their main source of entertainment. They can also get free meals and stuff.

>>35652691
holy shit hahaha
what the fuck is that from?

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>>35649938
Got em

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>>35647793
le KEK BRO nice burnnnnn

>>35652807
You have a losing attitude brah. Tinder should make you want to improve yourself by becoming more attractive. You should want to get to a point where you start matching with the really attractive females.

>>35654228
delusion

>cant use tinder cause I dont have my own place

shit sucks, bros

either I go to their place or im screwed. in a condo.

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>>35647745

>>35654228
>being this delusional

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>>35654265
>>35654382
If there is any possibility that you could match with more attractive females than you are currently matching with, why would you not try to improve? Best case scenario, you succeed. Worst case scenario, you become more attractive in real life. You should always try to reach your full potential.

>>35654448
>You should always try to reach your full potential.
Im not using tinder, if i wanted to talk to bots id just do that instead. ill prolly never use tinder unless they in some way adjust the imbalance in dating (id settle for 50/50)
I am working to reach my potential but online dating and such things is mainly for girls since there are a shitton of guys looking for girls there

any point in tinder if you are 30+?

I used to be fat when I was younger, now im in the best shape of my life but older. at least I look young (babyface is paying off now, I guess).

im not rich, not poor, nor want to be a sugar daddy. but im in great shape and looking to meet people.

>>35654512
I was talking about reaching your potential within Tinder specifically.

When it comes to reaching your potential in general, there's no reason to find dates both in person and online. Swipe for ten minutes a day, get some matches and then message them. It's easy. There's nothing to lose and easy lays to gain.

>I am working to reach my potential but online dating and such things is mainly for girls since there are a shitton of guys looking for girls there
It's like that everywhere.

>>35654539
Because of the advantage females have on Tinder, they can swipe men who are several years older and match them. Someone like me who is mostly average with a couple good features can comfortably match with below average girls my own age and fairly good looking girls who are three or four years younger. I would guess, if you actually are attractive and successful, you will have no problem at all and may even be a hot commodity.

>>35654618

yeah but whats my age range?

if im really fit, how young can I go? im really trying to avoid older girls cause they want to get married/have kids and im not interested in that in the near future.

I just want to have fun, you know?

>>35654664
I don't know for sure, but I would not at all be surprised if you matched with a wide age range. From teens to your own age. If I can match women over thirty who are almost ten years older than me then a female in the same situation should not have a problem.

>>35654716

is it common to meet at their place?

I mean, im renting in a condo currently with someone else and it'd just be awkward here.

>>35654618
>When it comes to reaching your potential in general, there's no reason to find dates both in person and online. Swipe for ten minutes a day, get some matches and then message them. It's easy. There's nothing to lose and easy lays to gain.
Well there is just my confidence and self loathing to lose and gain respectivly.
The gain side is very slim, girls have their "im not interested" attitude and i dont know how to break it

>>35654731
Not for me. I don't think its ideal anyway. When they come to your place you control the date and you can gradually guide her to your bedroom. She doesn't have to worry about anything and can just have a good time on the date, which is usually what women want.

If you want younger girls they are all going to be in your situation, which is something you should think about. You're going to have to plan on working around when your roommate is home and not home.

>>35654763
>The gain side is very slim, girls have their "im not interested" attitude and i dont know how to break it

Well that attitude is exactly what it sounds like. That's what a girl acts like when she is not attracted to you. Instead of attributing that response to some aspect of femininity, consider what you can do to make yourself more attractive to them. After all that is the only thing you can control. Become more physically attractive and get a more daring outlook.

>>35654763
>girls have their "im not interested" attitude and i dont know how to break it
Not him, but I don't know either. I just fuck with the girls who aren't interested. I've only found a handful of girls who were interested in me, and only one interested enough to sleep with me on the second date. This was in China though. In America, I've found only one girl willing to meet to be friends, and she's Lithuanian. The standards for men are much higher in the West, and the standards for women are low compared to Asia. An average looking guy with an unlikable personality like myself would probably have to settle for a fat black chick if I wanted a girlfriend that badly.

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>>35649732
oh my god me too

I have a master's in engineering for god's sake

>>35654829
>Become more physically attractive and get a more daring outlook.
Well i am trying, lifting is going good but planning to make good money when i finish school too so it should increase chances up from zero
good tip bro

>>35652860
desu I've hooked up with several tinder girls. Fucked 2. None of them felt "normal", only one was hot and an entitled little bitch from a rich family, with shit for brains and we started arguing about politics/religion after we fucked then we mutually realized we hated each other. Sex was good though, but I won't call her again.

Anyway, I'm done with Tinder. I feel there's too much shit to wade through, it's full of attention whores who want you to follow their insta and then ignore you. And the ones that match are usually landwhales with pics that trick you. I always end up feeling guilty for using it, feels like "cheating" in a way and it is generally only good to lower your self-esteem (being ignored by hot chicks and appreciated by ugly ones desperate for dick). Also, none of the girls that are worth the effort are on Tinder.

Tbh, you're better off meeting girls irl, connections develop faster when you can look them in the eye. I'm happy I met this amazing girl on a new year's party and the best thing I've got from Tinder are a couple of batshit crazy bitches to send dirty snapchats to and fap.

>make $100k a year
>100 matches a day

>>35654890
don't worry dude I'm a neet self-diagnosed uber-genius and I just made the connection in this present moment as well

>>35652583
This desu. You will get free drinks from dudes and they won't get mad when you say your straight, lots of qts to flirt with. Gay bros are cool too, I have made a few friends at gay bars

>>35654911
We're all gonna make it brah.

Anon posted something one time which describes the attitude you want on Tinder perfectly. In every interaction you should say things where you are risking getting instantly btfo. In other words things that are so forward that you are honestly in doubt whether you will get a response you actually want or you will get immediately unmatched. Be controversial and funny. Have the same attitude you have when you shitpost, where you're having fun and you know there are no real consequences. It's the same thing.

>want to meet girls

>not many friends atm

>would like to avoid tinder if possible

are there any good places to meet women? I dont try to hit on girls at the gym, I just focus on my workout.

>>35653916
youtube koksal baba

>>35652968
this

fucking retard

>>35655015
>It's the same thing.
This is actually a good tip, but might tone it down a bit

>>35655152
Don't start calling girls faggots and dyels obviously, but approach it with the same spirit and attitude.

>>35654890
well you most probably have no common sense then, no surprise that you didn't get it

>>35652816
>Who the fuck cares if some woman use it for validation, it's just something to do while on the bus, tube, grabbing a coffe etc that greatly increases your chances of getting laid.

only reason ur so calm about it and u say this is because u get a fair amount of matches that actually respond, meanwhile other anons like me gets dipshit

>>35649103
Are you white?
If yes you're probably ugly.

>mfw non white so online dating is near impossible but I fucking Allah in person

>>35647763
keked

>>35649905
I'm 5'5 so no thanks

>>35655176
>>35655015
This is a fucking golden protip.
this
>I don't give a fuck
attitude when shitposting is really something you could use in real life

>>35649982
>group photo
I always swipe left for betas who try to camoflage their ugliness. I don't even look at the rest of the pictures.

>>35655176
holy shit my sides
fantastic im going to try that

>>35655262
says a geology major

>>35656098
g4u

>>35650028

In europe it's common to refer to clubs as discos.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/page/13/

Shirtless pics are fine. Old date but I'm sure it still holds up well.

>>35651352
kek

Worth trying if you're living with f a m and not your own place?

>>35656493
not really it isnt

>>35651878
feels bad man

>>35647793
woo

>>35651878
but everything in my gullit tells me to reject the stereotype

>>35651878
That's a special kind of feel.

Tinder is good for nothing here in Belgium. The girls always end up looking considerably worse in real life. I always end up feeling disgusted after getting laid. I wish I had a gf, then I would delete this cesspool of an app asap.

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>>35647763
>...as you sit there, with your dick in your hand, replying angrily on a Mongolian image board.

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>>35649732

H O L Y
O
L
Y

shit

>>35653263
no it wont help and just give you tmj

>>35653136
>implying you have the option of raising kids you basement dwelling nimrod.

>>35657736
Not clenching my jaw, just thrusting the tongue harder than usual into the palate

Persistent force= potentially reshaping the maxilla, despite being past puberty

Obviously it will be a slow process but definitely possible

Strengthening the muscles of the jaw and tongue will make my mouth to stay shut tight while sleeping too, as an added benefit

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>>35649732

>>35652726
how tall is she

>>35657767
>assumption and projection
never change /fit/

>>35658098
5'9 family

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>>35658108
>shes taller than me

top kek

>>35647745
Does this work if you're still ugly?

>>35658167
ull only match with fat single moms and fatties

Can you get average/below average chicks as an average-ish dude on Tinder or do they all only go for the hot guys?

>>35647745
Finely?

>>35658206
Even if you're fit?

>>35657953
Delusion off the charts

>>35647745
esther is defy mirin tho

>>35658286
it's all a numbers game

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>>35649732
fuck....

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>>35658144
Good thing i'm 6'2

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>>35649732
why did this make me sad

what is wrong with me

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>>35651123
r u me?

>>35651257
I guess I'll follow this advice then

>>35653906
yeah I know a girl who goes on dates mainly for food and fun, she hasn't actually had a boyfriend in over a year but she's been on plenty of dates.
If a guy were doing the same thing (going on 15+ dates but not getting a gf) he'd be on suicide watch

>>35658561
I should mention that those 15+ dates are probably between 5-7 guys. She'll go on two or three with each dude and then end it for whatever reason.
I don't think she fucks the guys either (inb4 /r9k/ "all women have sex 24/7 no matter what blah blah blah")

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by some miracle a decent looking high test girl is talking to me she said we should go for food or coffee. i filled with panic and havent replied in 2 days. i know that she will discover i am a loser with nothing going on if i went on the date is there anything i can say in this situation?
halp asap

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>>35649892
How does it feel? You must really enjoy being a woman.

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>>35658590
>decent looking high test girl
Why is it so hard for you people to just say chubby

>>35649938
Because I have a small penis and I want to find some kind of correlation between dick size and success, so I can subconsciously cuck myself. I don't know why this is happening but I need it to stop.

>>35651352
Loll you're bald

>>35658364
yup. its really not a meme when we say face is mostly what matters

>>35658496
I don't know why I can't become confident. In the last year I've bulked 30 pounds and managed to get a stable income. I'm literally living my dream life right nowand I'm not confident enough to enjoy it. I hope things work out for us bro

>>35658669
but can you blame them?> u like what u like so u cant be mad over them left swiping what they dont like

>>35658590
You have to try. I know it's scary but there's literally no other way you can learn except failing. You have to put yourself out there and fail and learn from your mistakes. Eventually you'll learn to not give a shit

>>35649179
god tier tips best 5 bucks ever spent
got a 7/10 wanting to meet already and a phone number after leaving it on this morning and getting 35 matches

So what does it mean if, after two really great dates, you get radio silence for literally no reason?

>>35658715
Please post your face or at least post your faces.ethz.ch/ rating...
I want to know if I'm just ugly as fuck, have bad pictures, have a messed up account, or live in a bad area to get matches.

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>>35652721
>Average is around 6 inches
when did it stop being 5"

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Remember when /fit/ used Jeff Seids pic in Tinder and pretty much had every girl in 50km trying to match him?

Good times, show's joof is peak perfection

>>35658817
>>35647745

Remember when a Curry/brown girl on /fit/ matched with the actual Jeff Seid and derailed a thread to all hell?
Round about a year ago. Wish I had screencaps.

>>35658763
you are dating a woman

but really you might need to make a move if you are trying to be too nice guy. she'll become more clingy after a good fug

>>35658786
Jelq

>Go on Tinder date earlier today
>shes fat IRL
>has cutting marks all over her fucking arms

Jesus christ, never again. I've dated maybe 30 girls off TInder and only two of them were actually genuinely cool and interesting

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>be Asian
>6'1
>have a 7.2 x 5.5
>people tell me I look like pic related
>be popular with all races except for westernized Asian girls

too bad I've left humanity and stopped caring for myself because of severe depression and mommy issues

>>35658952
lucky that is one of the handsome asian actors, not many of those. What caused your depression? I was feeling really down due to a heartbreak but I just lifted and felt much better.

>>35658952
Takeshi, I wish to be you.

>>35658967

living with mom, actually.

It sucks. She really plays the guilt and mental games to keep me under her wings and everytime I try to get out, she does all of this shit to me. Also, she knows I'm not into Asian girls and tries to shill Asian girls onto me even though I tell her Americanized Asian girls pretty much hate me

I contemplate on shooting myself every single day

>>35658952
Asian fag here, 7.2x5.5 is this BPEL?
Also, you jelq my chink nigga?

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>>35651951
>deep question

>>35658995
your name wouldn't happen to be rob would it, and my mom did the sameshit, i still got out at 18, just gotta do it without thinking about her manipulation.

>>35659006

no, but if I actually bone press it's like pretty close to 8

but bone pressing is such bullshit and you might as well be honest about your real size because once the pants are down, the difference between 8 and 7.2 is pretty noticeable

I jelqed for a few months but honestly all I got off of it was more veins on my penis

it's all genetics, friend. i was stuck at the lower end of 6 but grew a little over an inch in the past two years

>>35659017
no, I'm not rob. You are lucky you got out, I'm still here at 21 and I really wanting to fucking kill myself and leave my mom forever desu. She does everything for me, but it's just a ploy to keep her baby (me) and retirement plan

I'm getting a job soon so I'll move out silently one day

>>35651916
i would destroy ur dyel ass with my throbbing cock no homo

i'm to scared to use tinder or have a girlfriend. obligation to other people kind of scare me, especialyl cause they're not like my guy friends where they're gonna pretty much always be around.

>>35659055
nigga you got a job?
if you do just move teh fuck out
after a few weeks of ignoring her call you wont remember her
i had the same shit happen to me
i moved the fuck out and into another city
the only time i ever hear from my mom is if im willing to pick up her calls
of course i do pick up her calls now that she calmed down about all that shit

>>35659083

I'm getting one soon

22 an hour and once I'm accepted to nursing school and graduate I'll work 3 days a week whenever I want while making twice as much as my wagecuck friends

and yeah, you have good advice

but it's really hard to change after being brainwashed forever T_T

slowly gaining the courage, I can't change my life suddenly like you guys, I am a very cautious man

>>35651808
>isn't even that big. Fuck you I'm jelly

>>35658861
I remember that thread. She messaged him 'pls go'
Fuck someone has to have caps

>>35658371
Fuck you then. You're on a board about improving oneself. I developed allergies and got hit in the nose by a baseball at a young age and ate lots of processed foods, which ultimately bumped my face and height down several notches.

You think I should just not try to improve myself and work with what I have?
Fuck you Simon.

>>35658952
hey bro, i'm white, but all american bitches are the same. are there any bitches that keep it real anymore?


check out the eddie murphy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4YJHvzo2io

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>>35659136
This is all I have from the thread by the way, I just remembered I had it.

Fuck yes lmfao

>>35659180
subtle

>>35659171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts4sEBb2K3s

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>>35659171

there are real good girls. you gotta look in the right places. clubs, obvious slut colleges, and suspicious places aren't the right places to look. there really are the NEET counterpart girls. I've had a few myself and they even let me cheat on them almost openly

but honestly, I get hilariously mentally strained by relationships and find them extremely restricting. I really don't know how you guys stay in relationships so long and also want them so much. I am impressed at the couples who stay for years.

>>35647859
The one true king of westeros

>>35659180
There used to be a voice message feature on tinder? Why the hell did they remove that?

>>35659247
Dunno. I didn't start using tinder until April 2015 anyway. They also had a moments feature, like Snapchat, where you upload an image that is viewable by all your matches for 24 hours, but they got rid of that a couple months ago.
Who knows.

>>35649817
Hello reddit.

>>35658862
demolished her twice now and she seemed super into it, but i haven't heard anything in a week

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>>35651352

>just some weeabo trash cosplayer

I fucking lost it...

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>>35659443
I had a different reaction....

>>35651352
kek

you getting matches tho?

>>35659695
yooooooo

where does she even live?

>>35659695
Why would you marry a transgender? Marriage is pretty meaningless in the West, it seems.

>>35659842

Tampa

>>35659886
Goddammit Florida.
Would still hangout with/suck bailey's dick

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>>35649763
>>35651331
Similar thing

>Had just normal pictures of me, like facebook profile pictures.
>Get a very average response. Like every now and then i got a match.
>Got bumbed out by this, decided to try something different.
>Deleted my account, and started again.
>Put up a profile pic of myself in scrubs with the stethoscope around my neck (medical student here)
>Tinder was on fire. I got like 40 matches the first 2 days.

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>>35659987
ayy lmao

They gold diggin'? I guess not since you'll be in debt for the next 30 years

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>>35660008
Im Icelandic, uni is almost free and our student loans are very manageable.
I think it's more of just a status thing.

>>35659920
damn. I would so nut in her ass.

>>35660227
Yummy, ass nuts. I haven't fucked a trap's ass since August

>>35659234
i feel u but im im willing to bet it's consistent pussy and dick is why most ppl stay in relationships

>>ITT fags talking about dicks while this asian dude is slaying chicks on tinder

jealous basement dwellers detected

>>35651058
thank god americanized asian girls are shit tier lol

>>35651916
That's more like 6.5 you skinny fag.

As long as they swallow it.